MATURE AUDIENCE, Swearing and usage of music at it's finest

Bumblebee nuzzled y/n affectionately when she had returned from a mission with most of the humans, one the autobots were strictly forbidden to. It had been a few days but bumblebee couldnt make contact either out of part of the mission.

Y/n stood there as bumblebee purred softly in his holoform, his eyes closed and nuzzling into her neck, arms wrapped securely around her waist.

"I have.. an idea. For tonight." he inquired

"Mmm?" She hummed and glanced at him as he smiled

His radio fiddled a moment in his alt mode, his windows were down in case they needed to hear him, incase his voice went out again to just to be clear

A beginning of a song played before a subtle "All you ladies pop yo pussy like this shake yo body dont stop dont miss~"

"Oh my god..." was all y/n could muster as a few soldiers around laughed and snickered.

She looked back at him "how do you even know that song??"

His smile widened as her face flushed "Jesus.."

To make it worse he gently swayed with her and grinded into her making her look down and sigh. "Bee-"

He chuckled when he just increased the volume

"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good suck this pussy just like you should"

Y/n's face got increasingly hotter by each word his radio played, she pulled her arm forward "Bumblebee..." she started with gritted teeth "Turn. It. OFF." She elbowed him harshly in his gut making him yelp and the radio immediate cut off before turning back on

"HEY! youre a crazy bitch but you fuck so good im on top of it"

"BUMBLEBEE!" Y/n snapped whirling round to look at him "Off. Now!"

He gave a pouting face in return but his radio cut off again

"Baby i know that you like me, you my future wifey~"

Y/n sighed and balled her hand into a fist, knocking on his head "I swear it's like no one is home.." she mumbled to him

Bumblebee sighed "I used up all of my tricks, i hope that you like this but you probably wont" he picked her up throwing her over his shoulder

"Bee, what are you doing??"

"Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low~"

"No." Y/n huffed but glanced down at the floor in shame being carried out by the mechs holoform

Bumblebee took her off to the rec room and locked the door setting her down

"If you think you're getting some you're not-" she paused when his finger pressed into her lips, he walked over and disabled the camera in the room. Y/n folded her arms as she watched him walk around the room, grabbing a blanket and pillow before pulling out the futon.

Y/n cocked a brow and walked over when he gestured her closer to see there was a bowl of snacks and some drinks on the side table, before looking at him turning on the tv and putting in a dvd.

Bumblebee turned back and smiled before tackling her onto the futon "Happy anniversary"

"Aw, bee.." y/n chuckled before blinking "but wait, what was all that about in the hangar?"

Bumblebee winked "they'll leave us alone if they think we're doing it.."

Y/n laughed a bit "you really thought this through, huh?"

Bumblebee nodded and kissed her cheek before pulling her close to his chest and laying back, playing the movie.

[Bonus]

Halfway through the movie someone banged on the door, "bumblebee, open this door!" Someone shouted before proceeding to bang on the door

Y/n glanced at him and he smirked a bit and nodded, y/n paused the movie and sat up and proceeded to moan out loudly "Oh bee~"

The banging on the door stopped and it went silent on the other side of the door

Y/n giggled a bit when she heard rushed steps go away, bumblebee grinned and pulled her close to him "This is why i love you.."

Y/n smiled and kissed his cheek before resuming the movie "Best. Date. Ever."