《Transformers one-shots》Happy Valentine's day in 50 shades
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"IT'S TOO EARLY" I'd rather be early than late, sh. This is a sequel to Christmas Wish followed a month later after adoption. I laughed my arse off throughout most of it so I kinda hope you find humor in it too.
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It had only been a month and half since I was adopted, i stayed with Sunny and Sid in their own apartment. It wasn't unusual for me to wake up completely alone so when I woke up to find Sunny and Sid spooning with me I glanced at them both. It took awhile for Sid to adjust to me but he found his soft side so I found a little weird when he was sleeping right infront of me with Sunny behind me, Sunny was gently snoring in my ear as his arm wrapped around me. I gently sighed. I looked at Sid and whined when I seen him drooling and pushed him back "ew.."
I pushed him a little far as he took a fumble off the bed, he was awakened as he jerked up "huh??"
I looked at him and frowned at the wet spot on the pillow and threw it at him "Stop drooling. It's disgusting."
"Ow" He growled when the pillow smacked him in the face "Sorry, y/n.." he mumbled tiredly as he climbed up on the bed and grabbed the pillow "5 minutes ok?" He said as he curled up with the pillow
I gently rolled my eyes as he closed his eyes but kept his mouth closed. I sighed but stroked his head and through his hair as he did to me before I went to sleep. I find it most comforting. He was fast asleep before I knew it. I know they have long night since they stay up. Even though they probably shouldnt..
I laid there but glanced at Sunny who was still snoring in my ear. Some of their sleeping habits can get a little annoying but he wasn't too terribly loud like usual. At least he doesn't drool like Sid who practically makes an entire pool of drool in his sleep.
I felt him begin to shift as he groaned. I looked at him again and shifted so i faced him to see him slowly begin to open his eyes. The electric blue eyes lazily stared at me before drifting elsewhere before looking back at me as he tiredly smiled he leaned in and pecked my cheek "Morning, my little sunshine." He said before pulling me into his chest "mm, you're getting so big." He sighed "you're not allowed to get any bigger, understand?"
I giggled as he chuckled softly "no promises." I said
"I know, I know.." he said as he embraced me and rested his head on mine "Do you know what today is?" He said before cutting me slack
"No. What is it?" I looked up at him
He smiled "Valentine's day."
I cocked my head, I've never really celebrated it, I know what the holiday is but I just had no reason to celebrate. I'm a kid and kids hardly have anyone to celebrate with, it's considered more of an adult holiday is what Charles told me.
"So..." I looked at him, lost on his excitement.
"Oh, well in our belief every lady deserves to be treated right on this holiday so we got something special planned."
"I don't have to go racing with you guys again, do i..?" I looked at him weary
He grinned and shook his head "no, no, no. Just get dressed, I'll be in the kitchen." He said as he let me go and stood up, stretching out
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I sat up and glanced at Sid "Sid is still in here."
Sunny shrugged but poked him when he didn't move he poked a little more aggressively "Sid. Sid, get up."
"5 minutes, Sunny." He murmured as he nuzzled his face into his pillow
Sunny frowned at that "Sid, I said get up, come on." He pushed on him
"Sunny, you touch me again and I'll hurt ya.." he growled
Sunny sighed "just leave him.. Sid, just dont look up."
"Whatever.." Sid grumbled as he pulled the blanket over his head
Sunny left and shut the door and Sid laid in bed as he let out an annoyed huff
I looked at him before going over and picking out my clothes. I got dressed and brushed my hair and looked over at Sid who still laid there with the blanket over his head.
"Sid.." I climbed up on the bed and lifted the blanket and looked at his face before laying next to him "Sid.. get up." I lightly sang and poked his cheek
His eyes slowly opened as he looked at me "y/n..." he said before closing his eyes.
"No, you have to get up." I said pushed him
"5 minutes."
"It's been 30. Get up, come on." I said as he groaned and sat up. He climbed off the bed and stretched. That's when I realized he was in his boxers. I didn't see it before when he fell but I glanced away and left the room allowing him to get dressed.
"I got Sid up."
"Great. Im making breakfast." He said as he was flipping over pancakes that were in heart shapes I chuckled and sat down glancing out the window, it was lightly snowing.
He grabbed plates and started to set the pancakes on them with fresh cut strawberries and whipped cream before setting them down on the table. "Later on we're going over to Jazz's place."
Sid came out of the bedroom and into the kitchen as he sat down. I looked at him then Sunny who frowned
"Sid, remember what today is?"
"Uh.. Sunday?" He shrugged
"Valentine's day.. go put on a shirt."
"Scrap." He got up and trotted back to the bedroom
"Rule number 1, always be fully clothed with clean clothes." Sunny said
He walked back in as his cheeks looked red as he softly growled, he had thrown on a red shirt.
"What happened?"
I glanced away when I realized the reason he was embarrassed as I put some pancakes in my mouth.
"I, huh... I um forgot rule 1.."
"Obviously.." Sunny scoffed
"I slept in my boxers last night.." he muttered before shoving a fork stabbed pancake in his mouth
Sunny stared at him with a serious glare "Sid you know we can't go back to our old habits with y/n around now. The least you could do was wear shorts."
"I know! I'm sorry I was just so tired last night." He said
The rest of breakfast was filled with tension as Sunny gave Sid a silent and non physical beat down with his eyes.
They took it serious.
An hour later we walked down to Jazz and Brad's apartment since we were a floor up.
Sid knocked on the door, "coming!"
Brad opened the door as he grinned "Hey, guys! And gal." He politely added "Come on in!" He gestured inside as Sid let me in first
"How's the morning going?" Jazz asked as he walked in
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"It was a rocky start. I forgot today was the day.." Sid muttered
"How surprising." Brad rolled his eyes
"It's been years, alright!" Sid growled
"Now, now, no fighting." Jazz scolded "there's a lady present." He said as he walked over and picked me up as be kissed my cheek "It's good to see ya. It's been a couple days. I was beginning to think they'd hog you all to themselves."
Sid rolled his eyes "You wish.."
Brad smirked as he snickered at Sid as Sunny murmured something in his ear
"What did you just tell him?" Sid frowned
"I was reminding Brad that not only is she a lady but still a child and depending of how we present ourselves throughout her childhood could effect her taste in a mate.." Sunny said raising an eyebrow
"I said I was sorry." He growled through his teeth
"What is going on, guys? Chill." He looked at me "what happened?"
"Well when Sid got up this morning he was only in his boxers." I said
Jazz frowned and looked at them "Need I remind you you have a little girl sleeping in your bed now?"
"I know, Jazz I'm sorry. It won't happen again.. count on it." He frowned as his face turned red again
I smiled a little to see the chewing from his peers has been sinking into his head. After he acted so rudely this morning he deserves what's coming to him.
I chuckled when Jazz gently tickled my stomach "Well, as long as nothing is too revealing."
Sid frowned but snapped his fingers "Sunny, did you get that thing we talked about?" He asked as he looked at Sunny
"No, I thought Jazz was gonna get it." He looked at Jazz
"Aw, no! I even had it on my list, man.." he sighed
"They're probably gone by now.."
"No, we'll search the all stores." Sunny looked at Brad "Uh, keep her occupied we gotta hit up a few stores, shouldn't take long, swear."
"Mmhm.." Brad folded his arms and raised a brow
Jazz snatched his keys before leaving with the twins.
Brad sighed "Hey, I gotta take a shower really quick, I smell funky from last night. And every man knows, it's not polite to smell bad." He smirked a little
I nodded in understand as he walked off to take a shower
I sat there on the couch before walking over to Jazz's movie shelf, 'really quick' means an hour.
'rush hour, rush hour 2, rush hour 3, jackie chan documentary, zodiac killer, fifty shades of Grey' i paused, it wasn't a movie, it was a book. A thick 1 at that so I pulled it off the shelf and flipped it open as I sat on the couch
"Why's there so many shades..?" I mumbled aloud
"Mr. Grey will see you now, Miss Steele, do go through."
I sat there curiously, the man's name is Grey?
I pushed open the door and stumbled through tripping over my own feet and falling head first into the office. Double crap.
I chuckled softly as I visualized the lady tripping and falling but I continued to read on.
I paused a moment after she started the interview when I heard the bedroom door open and close, he was done but I glanced down and continued to read
"Whatcha reading?" Brad asked as he walked over and began to sat next to me when he let out a horrifying sound as I jumped 50 feet and dropped the book
"No!" He snatched up the book "How much did you read??"
"J-just up into the interview, why?" I said as I slightly cringed away wondering why he acted so scared, it's kinda scaring me..
His face turned red as he choked on words "I- It-! Uhm. It's a bad book, a very bad book. I'll take this to Jazz's room." He said before racing out of the living room
I sat there as I watched him with a blank stare
He came walking back in after a minute or so "Look I know you're being treated as an adult today but there are just some things you don't need to know about just yet.. probably at least until you're 16. If that.." he said as he glanced away
"It's a color, brad.." I frowned
"It may sound that way but it is about something else, totally different. Why Jazz has these books is beyond me.." he said as he face turned red again "oh, jeez.."
I stared at him "What is it about then?"
"Something." He drawled out "Look, I'm not the 1 to be having this conversation with.. Best to go to Randy. I don't think even Sunny or Sid would wanna tell you. Damn.. You're growing too fast, stop!"
I stared at him with bewildered eyes
He took a deep breath before sighing as he picked me up and sat down with me in his lap as he embraced me. "I'm sorry.."
I don't know what his problem is but I'm not so sure I want to find out at this point. He's having a meltdown.
I looked over when the door opened and Ron, Jack and Ben walked in
"Hey, hey look who it is" Jack smirked as Ron looked at them
"What's wrong with Brad?"
He looked up as tears had filled his eyes "She's growing too fast, that's what's wrong!" He cried
"Bee!" My eyes widen as I embraced him
I don't know what I did wrong but it has seriously upset him.. and that made me upset with myself for not knowing what I did. But should I? He's so confusing...
Jack and Ben looked at each other as the 3 walked over, Jack picked me up as Brad stood up and started to vigorously wipe his eyes as he sniffled
"It's Valentine's day, Brad, calm down.." Jack chuckled "She's supposed to get the womanly experience of what it's like to be treated right by a gentleman. Not.. getting cried on by a teenager."
Brad choked as he walked off "I can't do this." He said before trotting off to the bedroom.
"Brad!" Ron barked as he quickly turned to me "y/n, what happened? Where's Sid, Sunny and Jazz?"
"They left and I don't know!" I said as seeing Brad so upset with me made me upset, tears formed in my eyes "I don't know what I did.. 1 minute he was fine and the next he was yelling about how I was growing too fast.."
"Whoa, hey.." Jack lightly bounced me in his arms "It's ok, y/n. We'll figure it out. Ron, get in there and see what his problem is." Jack pointed as he nodded and went off to the bedrooms
Jack sat down with me in his lap "It's probably nothing, he's just freaking out over something little."
"Ben!" Ron called
Ben looked up as Jack nodded and Ben went to see what was wrong.
About 5 minutes later the door opened and in walked the twins and Jazz
"We're back!" Jazz announced
"Y/n!" Sunny pushed past Jazz as he swiped me from Jack when he seen my puffy eyes and red cheeks
"What did you do??" Sunny snapped protectively
"Nothing, it's Brad. We walked in here and he was flipping out. I don't know what his deal is but he upset y/n, Ben and Ron are in back trying to figure it out."
"What did he do?" Sid looked at me
"I made him mad but I don't know how and then he started crying.." I Said
"Sounds like something serious. Hold up." Jazz said as he walked to the bedroom
About 10 minutes later they all came out
"Situation has been controlled and it looks like it was my fault.. y/n decided to venture around my movie shelf.."
"And?" Sunny asked
"She started reading 50 shades of grey."
"What?!" Sunny and Sid looked like they were about to explode in surprise
"Calm down! She only made it halfway through chapter 1, nothin happens."
I couldn't help but feel a dreaded feeling. They looked at me surprised and I didn't like it..
"You gotta lock that stuff away, Jazz.." Jack frowned
Brad walked over and scooped me up "I'm so sorry I scared you but you scared me.." he said as he gently chuckled
"Okay....?" I stiffly sat in this arms
"Aaaand she has no idea why." Sid smirked
"Shut up." Sunny hissed "and she wont.. not for a couple of years atleast."
"Aside from the almost loss of innocence today, let's resume the original plan, huh?" Jazz tried to lighten the mood
They each told me what a man is and isnt supposed to do such as holding doors or offering his coat.
"And at the end of the night, a proper man would escort the lady safely to her home." Ron said "and if he doesn't, he's just not worth the time of day." He explained
It was a lot to take in but it all made sense, way more than when Brad flipped out earlier. I guess I'll have to drop by Randy's place on my own time. I suppose having all these men in my life does have more benefits than I even thought of in the beginning.
At 9 the twins and I went back upstairs as I looked at them "Hey.. you guys were talking about something earlier. What was it?"
Sunny smiled as he opened the door "It's in the bedroom."
I trotted off to the bedroom as I heard Sid ask "think she'll like it?"
I didn't heard Sunny's reply as I got into the bedroom and seen a bag on the bed and walked over and pulling a jacket out of it as i squealed in excitement as I put it on and ran out to the living room "It's so soft!!" I exclaimed as they 2 chuckled at me "I LOVE it!" I walked over and embraced them as they embraced back "thank you so much, guys!"
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