《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》Avengers gc pt.4
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*y/n sent a photo*
Y/n:
what in the hell-
Wanda Maximilf:
Nat tf u doing W that-
Toe knee:
kinky
Sparkles:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH BROTHER LOKI !!!!
Hot Romanoff:
y/n knows 😉
Metal frisbee man:
WHAT
Y/n:
😳
Flying gay:
gonna pretend like I didn't see that picture.
*metal frisbee man sent a picture*
Y/n:
Steve die
Sexy Romanoff:
Steve what breed r u
Metal frisbee man:
That was meant for Bucky 🤪 oopsies
Sammy sammy:
Shut up man go back to ur typewriter.
Green giant:
Steve wtf
Metal frisbee man:
STOP IT WAS MEANT FOR BUCKY STOP
Y/n:
Steve is diff breed
Sexy Romanoff:
Popsicle breed
*steve sent a photo of y/n and nat*
Sexy Romanoff:
Go away U piece of shit
Y/n:
I bet he googled "how to send pictures to a groupchat"
Toe knee:
That picture is so funny
Wanda Maximilf:
Y/n and Nat deffo fucked after taking that picture
Y/n:
Wanda I swear to god die
Sexy Romanoff:
When are we not fucking
Y/n:
Not rn...
Bucket:
Yes not rn pls
Sexy Romanoff:
Wanna fuck?
Y/n:
Yea
Clit:
THERES SOMETHING CALLED PRIVATE CHAT
Sexy Romanoff:
Too bad I'm busy 😏
Y/n:
U piece of shit got me worked up over nothing
*Toe knee sent a photo*
Toe knee:
I'm changing the subject.
Green giant:
As U should it was getting uncomfy
Spider kid:
I JUST WALKED IN KN SOMETHKTN KNNEED BLEACH
Toe knee:
Huh
Y/n:
PETER COME BACK
Wanda maximilf:
Did he-
Bucket:
HAHAH HE WALKED IN THEM DOING IT AGAIN AHHAA
sparkles:
HAHA
Wanda Maximilf:
Oh- Petey I feel so bad for you-
Y/n:
Next time knock u dipshit
Spider kid:
YOU GUYS WERE IN THE KITCHEN WTF
Sexy Romanoff:
Ok and? You should still knock kid
Toe knee:
DONT BLAME THIS ON PETER
Clit:
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Kid don't worry I've seen worse
Y/n:
Yeah u have
Sexy Romanoff:
We said we were gonna fuck in the chat y u so shocked
Spider kid:
Because you-
*y/n sent a photo*
Y/n:
Shut up this is literally you
Flying gay:
It was weird how quiet they were being
Sexy Romanoff:
Omg stfu
Metal frisbee man:
Not Peter Parker throwing fingers 🤣
sparkles:
VERIFY ME ON INSTAGRAM @ THORSONOFODIN
Toe knee:
'Throwing fingers'
Y/n:
How tf isn't Thor verified
Sexy Romanoff:
I'm going to 'throw fingers ' inside of y/n 😏
Clit:
Oh-
Wanda Maximilf:
Ur done
green giant:
WHAT EJIEIE
Y/n:
I mean- sure
Metal frisbee man:
You guys! This isn't what I meant! That's so graphic!
Y/n:
You take forever to reply and it's sad cause ur
replies are always so shite
Metal frisbee man:
Stop hassling me! Not cool.
*y/n sent a photo*
Y/n:
Wife
Spider kid:
Nice to see that u guys put on some clothes 💀
Sexy Romanoff:
Not for long
*bucket sent a photo*
Y/n:
Thanos aesthetic
Toe knee:
Shut up skank
Y/n:
Excuse me
Sexy Romanoff:
U are a little skank
Toe knee:
U heard me
Y/n:
Fuck you thanos
Also excuse me Natasha wtf
Sexy Romanoff:
U heard me
Y/n:
That's rude of u, bitch.
Barnes:
STOP. This is going to end up with u two having angry sex
Sexy Romanoff:
It's always angry sex
Sparkles:
s
Y/n:
Be quiet u whore
Sexy Romanoff:
Make me
*thanos joined the chat*
Y/n:
He did what now
...
Toe knee:
...
Sammy wammy:
...
Green giant:
...
Sexy Romanoff:
...
Flying gay:
...
Vishawn:
...
Metal frisbee man:
Hey Vishawnnnn
...................
Sammy Wammy:
STEVE
Y/n:
FOR FUCK SAKES STEVE YOU RUINED IT U FUCKING EXTINCT BREED
Toe knee:
Well done hoe
Flying gay:
Ngl Steve that was a bitch move.
THANOS:
STONES
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Y/n:
What the
Metal frisbee man:
Thanos owns a mobile device?
Toe knee:
How did thanos join this what
Spider kid:
What is thanos
Thanos:
THANOS
Wanda Maximilf:
Am I high again
THANOS:
HAHAH PRANK !!!!!! IT IS ME SON OF ODIN HAHAH
Y/n:
Fs
Sexy Romanoff:
THOR WHY
THANOS:
TEEHEE 😁
*Toe knee removed THANOS*
Sparkles:
RUDE
*y/n sent a photo*
Sexy Romanoff:
💀
*y/n sent a photo*
Flying gay:
Y/n stop gay bitch
Y/n:
Stfu ur gay and u fly and ur in space rn
Wanda Maximilf:
Not the vision-
Flying gay:
Ur on earth rn
Sexy Romanoff:
No she's in me rn
Wanda Maximilf:
...STOP
Y/n:
Anyway
Flying gay:
Impossible. You can't text and be inside of Natasha
Sexy Romanoff:
Y/n is actually surprisingly good at multitasking.
Metal frisbee man:
Did u eat y/n? I'm confused
Sammy wammy:
Bye-
Y/n:
Yes Steve. Natasha ate me and I'm texting whilst inside of her rn. 🙄
Sexy Romanoff:
Ate y/n out? Yes, always.
*y/n sent a photo*
Y/n:
Throwing fingers
Metal frisbee man:
Those fingers mean peace ✌🏼
Sexy Romanoff:
Mhm 🖖
Maximilf:
No. Nat no.
Y/n:
Yes Nat yes
Toe knee:
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MNAY PICTURES OF ME
*Y/n added Loki*
sparkles:
What in the devil is wrong with you. Horrid specimen.
Loki:
Ah brother
Y/n:
Low key
kid:
⬇️🔑
Loki:
Peculiar Greek symbols?
And it's master Loki.
Y/n:
Whatever
Sexy Romanoff:
Why tf did you add that motherfucker
Loki:
Excuse me Romanoff.
Sexy Romanoff:
Be quiet.
Y/n:
I ship Carol and Val
Maxipad:
Me too
Flying gay:
Val isn't speaking to me
Y/n:
I wouldn't either
Metal frisbee man:
That is mean
Toe knee:
Rude for no reason 🙄
Bucket:
Y/n you have crossed the line
Sammy want:
OUT OF POCKET Y/N. OUT OF POCKET.
Loki:
I am being forced upon to say this.
That was not humanly kind of you.
Green giant:
You should be ashamed of yourself
Sexy Romanoff:
Bad girl y/n.
Y/n:
CAN U NOT
Flying gay:
Val is an angry person
Loki:
She is crazy
Y/n:
Shut up Loki I could fry a chicken on your greasy ass head
Flying gay:
Who hurt you today :(
Maxipad:
I've lost vision
Y/n:
Probably chilling in the kitchen being the toaster he is
Sammy wammy:
Where is Natasha because someone needs to put you in ur place
Toe knee:
Did she not fuck you hard enough ?
Sexy Romanoff:
Someone didn't take their punishment seriously hm?
Maximilf:
OH
Toe knee:
You're quite literally fucked now y/n
Flying gay:
Natasha u should punish her for being mean!
Y/n:
CAROL BE QUIET
Bucky:
NATASHA IS LOOKING FOR U. UR DONE
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