╔═━────━*.·:·.☾ ⧗ ☽.·:·.*━────━═╗

*Y/N sent a photo*

Clit:

Where tf are you guys.

Y/N:

On our way back from a mission or something idk

Tony Stank:

What the fuck is taking you guys so long.

Y/N:

I dunno

Stinky Romanoff:

STOP TAKING GODAMN PICTURES OF ME AND STOP TEXTING WHILE WERE ON A MISSION OR I WILL STEAL YOUR PHONE

Maxi Pad:

You heard her 😳

Y/N:

Why don't u just say that to my face since ur sitting right next to me?

Frisbee man:

I don't like how they're both texting and flying at the same time.

*Y/N sent a photo*

Y/N:

Help she's trying to steal my phone.

Stinky Romanoff:

I stole her phone

Spider kid:

As u should

Tony Stank:

Y/N?

Are you nearly done, the mission wasn't that hard. Can u bring food pls thx.

Stinky Romanoff:

No

***

*Y/N sent a photo*

Y/N:

She's #angry with me and isn't #speaking to me 🤪

Carol:

Gutted.

Stinky Romanoff:

STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME Y/N

Y/N:

Never.

Tony Stank:

Where r u guys now?

Stinky Romanoff:

Eating shit.

Y/N:

Smoking weed.

Wanda Maxipad:

Ooo I wanna join

Tony Stank:

Ur at Starbucks. Pls get me food and a latte thx.

Y/N:

No. And ok Wands

Stinky Romanoff:

Dont do that.

Y/N:

What

Stinky Romanoff:

Send hearts to Wanda.

Y/N:

Stinky Romanoff:

Dont.

Y/N:

K.

Where r u? Why's the queue so long can't you hurry up?

Stinky Romanoff:

I'm sorry do you want food or not? You know what I'm not ordering for you, do it yourself.

Y/N:

OH NATAHSHAHA COME ON DONT BE SO PATHETIC

Maxipad:

Oop

Y/N:

NAT

NATASHA ROMANOVA ROMANOFF!

I Cn see u queuing and u better order my food >:(

Clint:

Yeah, that's ur own loss.

*Y/N sent a photo*

Y/N:

The bitch didn't acctually get my food

Carol:

That sucks 🙁

Hammer boi:

NOT WORTHY !

Stinky Romanoff:

U don't deserve ur food ur annoying.

*Y/N sent a photo*

Y/N:

Soz forgot to send this.🙄

Stinky Romanoff:

FUCK OFF.

Frisbee man :

Jeez Nat, wouldn't hurt to smile every now and then you know.

Y/N:

What I been sayin

*Stinky Romanoff send a photo of Y/N*

Y/N:

I look good in that.

Stinky Romanoff:

No u don't.

*green giant sent a photo*

Steve:

Omg besties

Tony stank:

Hello Stephen ;p

Green guy:

He says hello to all.

*Y/N sent a photo*

*Stinky Romanoff left the chat*

Maxipad:

Well...

Carol:

Oops

Y/N:

It's fine. She's still ignoring me but she hasn't pushed me in front of a car yet I'm fine. We're on our way back now.

TonyStank:

Wow that's very relieving that you haven't been absolutely pushed in front of a car.

*Y/N added StinkyRomanoff*

Y/N:

Hiii babeeee

StinkyRomanoff:

STOP

Maxipad:

Run.

Y/N:

Nat why u so angry

StinkyRomanoff:

Y u so irritating.

Peter:

Y u got 2 b like dat

Steve:

Why we speaking in morose code 🥶

Y/N:

Nat. Can u answer me irl pls I'm literally shouting ur name.

StinkyRomanoff:

Ik I can hear u

Stop sending pics of me and being annoying I'm tired.

Y/N:

But ur pretty :(

StinkyRomanoff:

Stop

Y/N:

Ur so pretty Natasha look.

Y/N:

Nat.

Nat.

Nattytttr.

I'm not gonna stop sending pictures of u cause I think ur adorable.

Carol:

That is a cute pic tho

Y/N:

Nattyy

StinkyRomanoff:

What

Y/N:

Can u Pls talk to me?

Pls ik I was annoying today I was just trying to cheer u up.

StinkyRomanoff:

You did cheer me up y/N.

Y/N:

Why are you mad then

StinkyRomanoff:

I'm not mad at you bubs I promise I'm just tired.

Tony Stank:

Where ru guys

Y/N:

#hiding

Tony Stank:

No, where's Romanoff ? The guys from ur mission followed u

Y/N:

Omg fun

Maxipad:

Well

Tony Stank:

Well, not really cause they have a motive...

Y/N:

It's k we killed them lol

Bucket:

Lol

Frisbee boy:

Laugh out loud.

Y/n:

STOP STEVE

Stinky Romanoff:

Idiot was just stabbed, not 'k'

Maxipad:

Y/N WAS STABBED?

Y/N:

Yeah thx for asking 🙄

Help nats being nice she just asked me if I'm ok

Tony Stank:

I mean u were just stabbed so like don't blame her.

Stinky Romanoff:

NO SHIT IDIOT U WERE STABBED IM NOT GONNA ASK U IF UR HUNGRY AM I.

Y/N:

Nats not talking to me again smh

I am quite hungry tbh

Obvi I'm not ok my arm is bleeding and there's a knife in it lol

Stinky Romanoff:

I'm leaving. That's ur own problem idiot.

Tony Stank:

NATASHA DONT LEAVE HER THERE SHE WILL DIE.

Stinky Romanoff:

Idc she won't let me clean her arm up so I'm leaving it there.

Maxipad:

'It' lmao

*bucket send a photo*

Bucket:

Wife is sleeping :p

Y/N:

Aw cute

StinkyRomanoff:

Y/N WHERE TF ARE U

STOP WALKING AWAY FROM ME I STG

FINE BLEED TO DEATH.

YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGH

Maxipad:

Lmao

Tony Stank:

Is y/n still bleeding?

StinkyRomanoff:

Not speaking to me.

Tony Stank:

Yeah k but is she like dying out of blood loss?

StinkyRomanoff:

No not rlly. She's on my back we're nearly there but she finally let me fix her wound.

Maxipad:

Lmao I can see Nat carrying y/n

Y/N:

Hi Wands I can see u lol

Nat just said "no shit windows exist"

Why tf is Nat so angry help

Maxipad:

Run.

Y/N:

A bit hard when ur on her back 🙄

StinkyRomanoff:

I'm never doing a mission W Y/N again.

Clit:

That's a bit harsh.

StinkyRomanoff:

No.

Maxipad:

Where's y/n is she W Bruce?

StinkyRomanoff:

No

Green giant:

Yes she is.

StinkyRomanoff:

She's hurt she doesn't wanna see anyone rn.

Maxipad:

K

Y/N:

What yes I do Wanda pls come see me nats just being weird. And Carol pls come see me

StinkyRomanoff:

No I don't like how close u two are.

*sparkles sent a photo*

Sparkles:

Sup

Y/N:

OMG HI DARC

Omg r u in the compound?

Omg is that ur cat.

Sparkles:

Yesss I stole thors phone :p

I heard u were stabbed?

Y/N:

Yeah lol I'm fine tho dw I'll be ok in like 10 mins ish

StinkyRomanoff:

No u won't.

Hi darcy

Sparkles:

Hey Tash

Y/N:

Excuse me. Yes I will. I was barely even stabbed.

StinkyRomanoff:

No u weren't. U need to sleep

Y/N:

Whatever whore.

Green giant:

I find it funny how they're both in the same room but still chose to argue over text lol

Maxipad:

Lmao

Omg hi Darc

Sparkles:

Hiii

A/n

idk if anyone actually enjoys these but they're pretty fun to write. Also, I'm officially a criminal minds fan. I love jj. And I love Reid. Tbh they're all hot. Anyway I hope everyone's doing good. X

-mim