《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》Avengers gc
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Y/n:
Oi Stinky! Xoxoxo
Stinky Romanoff:
Stop calling me stinky
Y/N:
You're stinky. Can u pls come to my room Stinky!
Stinky Romanoff:
No. I thought I blocked you?
Y/N:
No stinky dumbass u didnt. Pls come help me out with somethinggg
Wanda Maximilf:
Y/n you're bad at flirting 😘
Sparkles:
HAHAHA INDEED !
Toe knee:
Thor stop. Yes y/n you are terrible at flirting with Ms. Romanoff 🙄
Sparkles:
🥺
Y/N:
Flirting? What who am I flirting with?
Stinky Romanoff:
Me.
Metal frisbee man:
Haha. That was gold. #roasted. Haha. 🤪
Wanda Maximilf :
Stop.
Y/N:
Steve Stop.
Toe knee:
Dont ever do that again.
Y/N:
Also Natasha that was very bold of u to assume such thing 🙄
Clit:
Stop lying to yourself.
Toe knee:
Y/n and Natasha sitting in a tree...
Metal fisbee man:
I know this one wait a minute-
Toe knee:
🙄
Spider kid:
K I S S I N G
Y/N:
STOP!
Toe knee:
Never.
Y/N:
Nat??
...
Oi Nat Stinkyyy!
Sparkles:
HAHA.
Spider Kid:
Pizza?
Wanda Maximilf:
yEs
Y/N:
Nat? :(
Flying gay:
Pepperoni pls.
Metal frisbee man:
No guys! We must eat our greens !
Toe knee:
Get a life you tit. I want that bbq one thanks.
Y/N:
Guys Nat isnt answering me and she blocked me:(
*metal firsbee man left the chat.*
Toe knee:
Tit.
Barnes:
Way to go Stank, hes angry at me now 🙄
Y/N:
GUYS!
Wanda MaxiMilf:
Y/n whats wrong?
Y/n :
I JUST TOLD U! Why isnt nat answering me?
Spider Kid:
Were playing Animal Crossing and she said she is busy but pizza will be here soon! 😋
Y/N:
:(
Stinky Romanoff:
Cry about it.
Y/N:
NAT!
Stinky Romanoff:
What.
Y/N:
'What?' Why didnt you answer my text stinky?
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Toe knee:
Someones a little obsessive...
Y/N:
DRINK PISS!
Stinky Romanoff:
Cause u keep calling me 'stinky'. And I didnt answer you for 10 minutes so stop twisting your panties up.
Y/N:
Fine then. I hope you dont have fun playing Animal crossing stinky cow.
*Y/N left the chat*
Stinky Romanoff:
???
Did I say something? Im confused?
Toe knee:
She has a crush on u.
Stinky Romanoff:
Wow well done Tony Stank you think I didnt notice?
Toe knee:
Jesus ok calm down
Wanda Maximilf:
Should we add her back?
Barnes:
Wait Nat you know she likes you??!
Stinky Romanoff:
Well yea its a bit obvious.
*Stinky Romanoff added Y/N to the group*
Y/N:
I left for a reason
Stinky Romanoff:
Y/n why did you call me a stinky cow!?
Toe knee:
Cause she likes you.
Y/N:
No.
Flying gay:
Yes.
Stinky Romanoff:
Y/n?
Barnes:
Anyone seen Steve?
Toe knee:
No he's a tit.
Stinky Romanoff:
Y/N!
Bucky:
I know he's a tit but I can't find the tit.
Sparkles:
HAHAHHAAH
Stinky Romanoff:
Y/n
Y/n
Y/n
Y/N!
Toe knee:
New mission: missing tit.
Green giant:
Haha
Stinky Romanoff:
Y/n you better answer before I come look for you.
Clit:
Uh oh-
Wanda Maximilf:
Y/n you better run!
Y/n:
What
Stinky Romanoff:
Why didnt u answer my texts?
Y/n:
Well i just did
Stinky Romanoff:
Dont be an ass, where r u?
Y/n:
The only ass here is you.
Stinky Romanoff:
???
What the fuck is up your ass?
Where r u y/n?
Y/n:
Somewhere nice and quiet where you're not.
Stinky Romanoff:
Tell me.
Y/n?
Y/n for fuck sakes whats wrong?
Has anyone seen y/n?
Toe knee:
Look whos obsessive now 😏
Stinky Romanoff:
No shut your mouth somethings wrong
Spider kid:
Y/ns hiding in her closet.
Wanda Maximilf:
The irony 💀
Y/n:
PETER !
Spider Kid:
SOrrrYyyy
Y/n:
I will kill you.
Spider kid:
Pls no, I have a goldfish.
Y/n:
It can die with you. Shared funeral.
Toe knee:
Y/N! Stop scaring him!
Y/n:
🐠🔪
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Pretty sure I was drunk writing this and I have like two other parts in the drafts so mhm. Thank you for 4K that's so cool. Might post again later, also lmk if u have requests cause I shall gladly take them 👹
-mim
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