Stacy can't keep her hands off of me and well you know I'm sure I'm partly to blame.

Okay fine I'm all to blame, but seriously…down girl. She's like a cat in heat!

Okay that was kind of rude.

I'm all better now. I stick my face out the window as we drive back to hotel; the air is refreshing. Plus the bottles of water that Madison practically drowned me in sobered me up pretty quick.

Want to know the worst thing about drinking?

Besides the obvious.

You ALWAYS have to pee.

I swear it's the worst.

I'm practically bouncing in my seat as we drive back.

Let's move it people!

Stacy pulls up to the hotel and I've never been so excited to see a building in my life.

I practically roll out of the car.

Gracefully by the way, and try not to do one of those stupid dances where people know you have to go to the bathroom but they ask anyway…like no I don't have to go to the bathroom I just like to pretend I'm in a musical and dance like an idiot.

I see Ashley pull up behind Stacy her eyes lock with mine. She stares at me confused and my eyes widen. She doesn't hesitate to come over to me as she tossing her keys to the valet.

"I need the key to the room." She quickly gives me the key without another word and I run into the hotel. The guys cheer at me as I run inside, but I ignore them as I rush towards the elevators. I watch as the doors open and quickly run into the elevator. An older couple try to stroll in, but being in the penthouse I know they will be on a lower floor. I really don't have time for this.

I point a stern finger at them as the husband holds the door open. "No!" I say bouncing and practically holding myself.

He looks at his wife confused. "Excuse me?" He's so confused right now as she shuffles onto the elevator.

I don't want to wait for the elevator to stop at another floor and when the doors open I know they'll take their time getting off…and the sensation to pee is getting worse just thinking about it.

"No! Out!" I press the button and the older gentleman pushes the door back open. His eyes widen in anger. "Old man I will hurt you if you do not move your hand."

I'm not generally mean to old people but right now, I really have to use the bathroom and he's not getting it.

"My wife is coming." He says softly. I peek around him to see an old woman shuffling towards elevator in super slow motion. Are you freaking kidding me?!

What is he not understanding right now?!

"Sir, I don't mean to be rude or anything but I really really really need to-"

"Here she is." He perks up as the old woman steps onto the elevator.

Shoot me now please.

He finally let's go and the door closes and I mumble as I try to calm my overactive bladder down. After the doors ding open on the seventh floor, I bounce waiting for them to get off the elevator. Oh my God are they moving slow. They finally get off the elevator and I quickly press the button to shut the doors behind them. When the elevator dings for Ashley's floor, I insert the key card into the penthouse suite slot and the elevator doors open.

I come out sighing happily and as I'm exiting the bathroom I stop in my tracks as I realize for the second time.

Fuck!

The damn picture again and both girls are here.

I pace back and forth as I try to think.

WWMD!

That's right I've reverted back to MacGyver.

He can get me out of anything.

Maybe I should channel Chuck Norris... that guy's an amazing problem solver.

Always fixing little bad ass kids lives. Getting them off the street. Kicking peoples asses with nothing but some nun chucks.

Amazing right?

Focus Spencer!

I hear the elevator intercom buzz and I know it's the group asking me to let them up. Good thing I've got the only key card.

Shit!

I stop pacing, trying to think of what to do.

…

I got nothing.

I close the door behind me and rush to the elevator.

I press the circular button. "Can I help you?"

"Uh you could let us the fuck up." Madison's sassy ass needs to calm down. This is not the time.

"Um, Ashley can I see you for a moment, alone.?" I hear everyone groan as I keep them from coming up and commencing their pool party.

I'm sorry the pools on the roof and their asses can access it without needing to enter the penthouse so if they wanna go straight there then be my damn guest.

"Baby you said you'd give me a tour." I hear Lexy say and I can't help but grind my teeth together.

"Is everything okay Spence?" Ashley asks in a worried tone.

No!

"I'm just a little shy for everyone to see my pictures." I say this in hopes that she'll get it.

"Spencer they've already oh..."

And there it is!

"Spence what's the big deal? People have seen your pictures before." Ugh Lexy just be quiet for a second.

I hear Andrew and Joey's voice in the background and I'm assuming they've just figured it out too. I scruffy voice groans and I'm assuming that's Mikey. I so can't take him being logical right now.

"Ah Spence we can help you move them if you want?" Ugh Joey you've got so many more points than Mikey.

I'll be sure to tell him that later.

"You don't gotta do that baby your pictures are amazing." Stacy speaks into the intercom. Sighs. Her support is exhausting. "Spencer babe, just let us up." Stacy says.

I'm having flashbacks to the man on the elevator.

"No!" I shout into the intercom, no doubt scaring the crap out of her.

"Spencer I'm coming up." Ashley says and I sigh relief. This is getting to be too much for my little heart. When I see the elevator stop on this floor I use the key card to open it for her. When she steps off the elevator she's sporting a slight smirk.

"This is too freaking much!" I shout. "Could we be any more obvious right now?!"

"Spencer, Spencer! Relax."

"Relax?! There is a sixteen foot picture of us cuddling!" I'm whisper yelling right now and it's really hurting my throat, but I can't actually shout now can I? I mean I guess I could since they're all the way downstairs and all but you get my point. Ugh she's smirking. Why is she smirking! This bitch. "No smirking Ashley I will destroy you!"

She snorts and I glare at her making her clear her throat. She runs a hand through her hair and I start to pace again.

"We'll just have the guys move it. Joey already said they would so let's just have everyone come in and I'll show Lexy around except the room that we hide the picture in okay?"

I start to calm down and feel a little better about the situation. Ashley's so good at making me relax. She's good at getting me worked up too. Mmm Ashley getting me worked up and then making me relax.

You catch my drift?

"Spencer!"

"What?!"

"You ready?"

"Yeah! Wait." I stop and turn back towards her. How'd you get Lexy to not be mad at you about not telling her about this place?" I question with a raised brow, cause if I were Lexy I'd probably be mad as hell right about now.

"I just explained to her that I didn't think this place was important since I never stayed here." She shrugs.

"And you told her about how loaded your parent's are?"

"Yeah." She nods. "She said that it didn't matter cause she doesn't care about my money." Lexy really is unfreakingbearable sometimes with how nice and forgiving she is. I only hope she's this forgiving when she finds out how terrible a friend I've been. Sigh. I really suck right now. "Only that she'd like to meet them one day soon."

"Oh." Is all I can say after that.

"Spencer." Ashley moves closer to me. "We'll talk about this later, but I swear to you that if I do take her to meet them, it wouldn't mean half as much as when I took you." She smiles and kisses my lips quickly.

Okay! I'm back to my old self again.

MacGyver mode initiated.

"Ready now?" She questions with a smile.

I nod once, narrowing my eyes at her as she walks backwards towards the elevator. "Let's do this!" I turn and do a tuck and roll and Ashley erupts in laughter.

"Spencer what the hell?"

"I'm trying to be stealth."

"You don't need to be stealth right now no one is here."

"Logistics." I shrug.

We're still whisper yelling.

I get up from the floor and do another tuck and roll towards the room and I guess I overestimated the distance because I roll right into the door.

"I'm okay!" I shout, rubbing my head. I hear Ashley laugh as she goes to let everyone up. I open the door and stand in the closet where our picture is currently laying. Aw Ashley's so cute in this angle. I hear a knock on the door and I carefully open it to see Aiden, Andrew, and Joey all smiling at me. Mikey not looking too pleased to be here but he gives me a soft smile anyway.

They all come into the closet and grab a spot on the canvas.

"Alright Spence you gotta be the look out. Madison took Stacy to grab some drinks at the bar and Ashley is taking Lexy onto the balcony." Aiden tells me and I nod.

Ugh I really want to do a tuck and roll right now.

This is so the moment for it.

I peek out the door and notice Lexy and Ashley on the balcony I see Ashley with arm around Lexy's shoulders and I scowl.

I just stand there; staring, and forget all about my mission.

"Spencer! Is the coast clear or what? This thing is freaking heavy!"

Oh right!

"Move, move, move." I wave them down and they run across the hall into the room directly across to the second biggest bedroom. Ashley looks over her shoulder and the guys come out tired and I give Ashley a thumbs up. She nods and leads Lexy back into the apartment.

"That's the balcony, this is the living room obviously, the dining room. You saw the foyer when we came in, here's the powder room. "

I give the couple a tight smile. The boys congregate and drop down onto the dining room table. I mouth a thank you and they all nod.

"Spence your pictures are amazing, I can't believe Ashley did this, isn't she amazing?" She laces her finger with Ashley and I wanna to break her hand.

Cool it Spencer.

This is your best friend you're talking about here.

Sighs.

"Thanks Lex and yeah she is." She smiles then looks at Ashley again.

"Babe show me your room….or I guess our room for nights that we stay here."

FUCK THAT!

That is me and Ashley's room.

I glare at her and Ashley sees my face then winks at me.

"Lex don't get your hopes up on staying here I don't really want the place so…"

"Awww but I like it here."

"Yeah but I don't." Lexy pouts and I watch as Ashley kisses the pout away. It's taking everything in me not to throw a tantrum. I shake my head as I watch the couple walk into me and Ashley's bedroom. The guys give me a sad smile and I lean against the bar that's adjacent to the kitchen.

"Wow that room is huge, how big is it compared to the other rooms?"

All five of us out here, hear Lexy ask and the boys scramble out of their chairs and rush to the room they just placed the picture in.

Freaking Lexy, you seen one bedroom you seen them all. This isn't Willy Wonka factory, each room doesn't have a different thing.

Sit your ass down!

The boys peek their heads out as Lexy walks out of the room and I stare wide eyed at Ashley and she pulls Lexy towards the kitchen.

"Babe come check out my oven it's huge."

I give Ashley a face that's saying 'really the oven?' and she just flips me off so I know she caught that message.

The boys peek out again and I just point to the bedroom right next to the room they are about to come out of. They turn the small corner and go into the smallest room and come back out.

"I'm gonna kill her." Andrew whispers harshly as they go back to the dining room table.

My heart's beating out of my chest right now.

"That's awesome baby but I wanna look at the other two bedrooms."

"Come check out my dual washer and dryer it's in its own separate room."

Ashley tugs Lexy into the room that's in the kitchen. All the guys groan and Joey leaps across the table as they all dash to grab the painting again. Aiden falls out of his chair Mikey comes up to me and points a finger at me.

"You guys gotta say something we can't be running around with this thing all night. It weighs a ton."

I feel bad but Mikey is making it very hard to no want to hit him.

I'm not in the mood for rational people.

"Mikey get your ass in here!"

That's Andrew and he's whisper yelling!

See! It's the time for it.

Can I do a tuck and roll yet?

Ashley peeks her head out and sees as the boys running across the hall again back to me and Ashley's room. Lexy attempts to come out but Ashley pushes her back in and closes the door. Holding onto the knob.

"Ash!" Lexy yells through the door and the brunette looks at me about to burst into laughter. I'm bent over laughing and I'm trying to compose myself as Lexy bangs on the door.

Right back where we started.

Ashley snorts and waits until the boys rush back out and scramble to sit down in the living room. Andrew jumps over the coffee table. Aiden crashes into the arm chair and Joey lands on the floor in front of the couch grabbing one of the complimentary magazines off the table, pretending to read and Mikey leans against the doorway of the den.

Ashley lets the door go and Lexy stumbles out.

"What was that Ashley?"

"Oh I'm sorry baby, the door got…stuck."

"I think the place is haunted!" Joey shouts from the floor. "I was catching some really negative vibes you know? So maybe like the ghost shut the door."

"Maybe Joe." I say trying my best to sound serious. I smirk at Joey and he winks at me as he reads the magazine, which is upside down by the way.

"Come on let me show you the last two rooms."

We all sigh in relief at the fact that the tour is almost over. Ashley finally finishes the two back bedrooms and we all sigh. Lexy sits on the couch next to Andrew and he doesn't look particularly pleased.

The buzzer for the elevator dings and I go over to let Madison and Stacy in. Stacy kisses my lips and smiles as she walks past me further into the apartment.

"Everything taken care of?" Madison asks softly, once my girlfriend is out of earshot.

I just nod.

"You know what I just realized? I've never actually seen this whole place. Ash can you give me a-"

"No!" The seven of us that are in on it shout and Stacy looks around nervous and confused.

Poor Stacy.

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"We're so gonna go to jail." Joey whispers as we sneak into the pool area. It's after hours so the pool is closed but I mean, Ashley owns the penthouse suite, shouldn't that make her and her guests immune to such trivial rules?

"We're not gonna go to jail Joey." Mikey scoffs. "Could you be any more of a girl right now?" He chuckles and shakes his head at his friend.

"Well I'm just saying." Joey counters.

"Dude you know that's not a real argument right?" Andrew turns to Joey and says.

"Is it national gang up on Joey day or something?" Joey asks, throwing his hands up in the air causing the whole group to laugh at him.

"We have arrived ladies and gentleman." Ashley says once we reach the pool and let me tell you. This view is AH-MAZE-ING!

"Wow." Lexy breathes out, looking around as Ashley wraps her arms around her waist from behind and rest her head on her shoulder.

"Amazing right?" Ashley asks Lexy, who smiles and nods as she turns around and kisses MY girlfriend. Okay Ashley's her girlfriend but still... I think I feel myself getting mad at Ashley. I mean, just a couple hours ago she was saying how she wanted to end things with Lexy and yet... here we are now... back to square one. Sigh.

"Cannonballlllll!" Andrew yells as he runs and jumps into the giant swimming pool. The L.A lights reflecting off the water, making the sight that much more beautiful.

"Get in the water bro." Aiden tells Joey as he starts to chase him around the pool.

"Aiden leave that boy alone." Madison shouts to her boyfriend.

"Did you want to get in?" Stacy leans over and whispers in my ear.

"I'm more of a sit and watch kinda girl." I smile at her. She kisses me on my cheek before stepping back and taking off her shirt and shorts.

"Wooooo!" The boys shout from the pool. Madison's head snaps in Aiden's direction and he quickly averts his gaze.

"Sorry boys, I'm all Spencers." Stacy teases her friends. She gives me another quick kiss and smile before running and jumping into the pool. I can't help but smile at how carefree and fun she is.

Like I said... she's pretty much the perfect girlfriend.

Just not for me.

I watch as Lexy and Ashley strip down, poking and teasing each other the entire time.

Ugh!

I bet they were a happy couple... a perfect couple, before I came in and ruined it all.

I'm a ruiner!

Oh my God! I just realized... I'm that girl!

You know, the one no one wants to be friends with because they're always trying to hit on or sleep with their boyfriend or girlfriend.

That's totally me right now.

So unattractive.

Paula raised me better than this.

"Spence you getting in?" Madison yells to me from the other side. I shake my head no and she shrugs before stripping down and getting in the pool with Aiden's help. I take a seat on one of the chairs and watch as my friends play Marco Polo in the pool. Mikey is doing the seeking and he can't seem to find anyone. The size of the pool isn't helping him though.

"I don't wanna play this shit no more man." Mikey whines, holding his hand out as he searches for someone. "Marco."

"Polo." Everyone yells from every direction. Mikey slaps the water and drops his hands from over his eyes.

"I freaking quit." He groans, climbing out of the pool.

"Don't be a sissy man!" Andrew quips.

"You're a sissy!" Mikey retorts, sticking his tongue out at his friend as he takes a seat on a chair next to me.

"Yeah, that was real manly." Joey teases. Mikey flips him the bird and they go back to playing.

How awkward is this right now?

I'm sitting next to the one person that doesn't approve of what's going on between Ashley and I.

"Spencer." He calls my name, causing me to turn from the pool to look at him. "I'm not mad at you or anything." He shakes his head and smiles.

"I never thought you were." I shrug and force a smile. I lean closer to him and whisper, not wanting everyone to hear. "I know you don't approve of me and Ashley but it's not something that I planned or sought out. It just kinda happened." I tell him honestly. "I even tried to stay away from her, it just didn't work."