A: "Are we there yet?"

E: "No."

A: "..."

E: "..."

A: "Are we there yet now?"

E: "Aeryn."

A:"Yeah?"

E: "Shut your face."

A: "..."

E: "..."

A: "Now?"

E: "Yes."

A: "Really?"

E: "No."

A: "Turnip."

E: "..."

A: "Eliiiiii."

E: "Yes, we are there yet."

A: "You're just lying to me."

E: "Aeryn-"

A: "I know your cruel tricks."

E: "Aer-"

A: "Leading me astray, raising my hopes-"

E: "Aeryn, look out the window."

A: "Oh! We're here."

E: "..."

A: "It's so beautiful! It looks like we've just walked in a romantic movie with the sunset and the beach and all that."

E; "The protagonists in those movies don't normally have old, ugly cars that were recently driven into trees, though."

A: "Let it gooooooo!"

E: "If you sing Frozen one more time I am driving you back home."

A: "Sorry, boss."

E: "Okay, so we have this chalet thing to stay in. It looks a little...little."

A: "I'm sure it'll be fine. Be a dear and get our stuff out of the boot?"

E; "Our stuff? I'm not carrying all your rubbish in too, half of it is not even necessary for the trip!"

A: "You're always going on about how manly you are, now is the time to prove to me how strong and un-adorable you are."

E: "I regret my words."

A: "Uh-huh."

E: "Aeryn, come back!"

A: "..."

E: "That girl..."

A: "...um, Eli?"

E: "What?"

A: "There's a slight issue with the - er - sleeping arrangements."

E: "Again, what?"

A: "Come and see for yourself."

E: "...ah."

A: "Yeah."

E: "There seems to only be one bed."

A: "It does seem that way, yes."

E: "Well, I guess I'll sleep on the floor then."

A: "Why?"

E: "Why are you questioning my gallant act of giving up the bed for you?"

A: "It's a big bed, we can both - um-"

E: "You want to share the bed?"

A: "...I - I'm not opposed to the idea."

E: "Um - okay, yeah, that's fine."

A: "Oh, Eli, your face is all pink!"

E: "So's yours."

A: "Fair play. I'll go get my stuff."

E: "So I'm not being forced to do it anymore?"

A: "I forgot-"

E: "I'm freeeee!"

A: "Eli-"

E: "MISTRESS HAS FREED ELI!"

A: "I-"

E: "ELI IS A FREE ELF!"

A: "I'll sing Frozen again!"

E: "...Eli will be a silent elf to avoid horrific singing."

A: "Don't push it."