A: "Eli...?"

E: "Yes?"

A: "...did you put my bag on the top shelf?"

E: "I don't know what you're talking about."

A: "..."

E: "You're glaring at me quite ferociously, Aeryn."

A: "You know why I can't wait to drive?"

E: "Er-"

A: "So I can run you down!"

E: "That's rather violent."

A: "You put my bag on the top shelf!"

E: "So in revenge you hit me with a car?"

A: "So it was you!"

E: "I confess to my sins."

A: "Just go and get it down before I hit you."

E: "Can't you get it yourself?"

A: "No."

E: "Oh yes, that's 'cause you're short."

A: "I'm not short! I'm just...vertically challenged, is all."

E: "You're short, and you need help getting your bag down."

A: "Not short. You're just tall."

E: "You're a little leprechaun without the charming accent."

A: "I swear to God-"

E: "Okay, I'm getting it! Elf."

A: "What did you say?"

E: "Nothing!"