《BTS Oneshot Book 2》ℙ𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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& good😅(2022 version cause my ways may have changed... a lot).
- I'm gonna be honest. I want to cook with this man if it ends my life! I don't know but I would just love to get in the kitchen and make a bunch of dishes! He teach me Korean meals and I teach him soul food so we can mix it up! Not a cuddle person but I'd hug him honestly. Mainly to feel those shoulders... plus I think he smells nice!
- I'd fuck the shit out this man for real. Yeah this took a turn cause baby I need my ankles over those shoulders I'm not sorry for this!! I wanna hear the noises he make... he gives me vocal vibes. Probably not much into dirty talk but he'll definitely moan if he feels good. I'll make him say my name for real. Praise Jesus.
- I need him to snuggle the clear fuck out of me. I'm like a mix of Yoongi and Jungkook so my love language is very different! I can express it with notes/texts or gentle love acts of violence (smacking and pinching). Yoongi is literally my safe space so I feel like I'd be super close to him on a mental level. We're both Pisces, introverts with anxiety and suffered with depression... I just think we could get along on certain levels.
- he can fuck me up for real! I want that man to sling me around and put me down okay! I'll be his hoe or his mommy if he want I don't mind. We probably won't cuddle afterwards... he might kiss my forehead, clean me up, then go fix me some food which I really won't mind! Maybe cuddle for a minute for the "affection" part or maybe hold holds! But yeah I'll let that man's head be between my thighs any day!! Praise Jesus.
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- I'd probably want to get to know Hoseok on a deeper level, like making sure he's fine and checking on his day and shit. Shopping trips would be the literal best (even though I dress like Jk), I'd still help Hoseok with his fits. I wanna paint his nails.. like even though I do acrylic, I'll buy press ons and have him help me. Just some cute shit... eat, spam Instagram with selfies, and travel!
- imma slurp Jay meat off the bone after lalapoolza! I been calling him Jay an awful lot and it's mainly cause of that man latest performance. It makes no damn sense for him to be that fine and I can't ride his face! I hope Jimin did... maybe suck him off too cause he deserved it! I MEAN EVERY DRIP OUT OF HIM FOR REAL. Praise god.
- Namjoon also makes me feel safe and warm, like a giant soft blanket. Some days I wish I could talk to him and let him know a lot of us understand that exhausting feeling. The feeling of not knowing who we are or what the fuck is life! You can have a lot of money in this bitch but that doesn't keep you happy... people need to understand that. You really can't buy happiness... I can buy a house in my dream state but still have my depression. It's a internal thing and I really want to spend days with this man and get to know the real him.
- of course I'm tryna slurp this man UP and climb that tree (though I'm tall as well). I wanna push my face between his tiddies while he sweaty and smack on them thighs. Yeah most of the things I wanna do to and with him are very friendly...so. Praise god.
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- every time I see Jimin I feel this dying need to hug this man! Like every single time, I just wanna comfort him and tell him it's okay. Like even in the most sexist times... my brain just sees me hugging him and making sure he's okay! Me being one of those friends who helps everyone but always gets bullied and hurt... we get exhausted people. We want the same treatment back.
- I want them lips. Some days if I had the chance I'd probably be riding him or making love to this man. I mainly wanna feel those lips... not even gone lie right now. I'm corny as hell for that!!! Anyway I mostly wanna do nice things with him and be a bad bitch with him. Praise the lord.
- as much as I HATE cuddling... I'll let Tae hug me in his sleep. For as long as I can stand it. Personally me and Tae could be best friends; we listen to the same music, are unique, and do whatever that makes us happy. Like so what he listen to jazz and classical? I honestly think it's beautiful and shows that he has an old soul (me too Tae). Like ugh I can imagine Christmas with this man, we drinking hot chocolate and listening to Xmas jazz songs! IM IN LOVE!
- wanna ride that man every night. I'm sick of him teasing my ass then friend zoning me like imma be okay with that. Posted a shirtless pic and really thought we was gonna be okay. Listened to first class and thought we wouldn't wanna ride his dick like sir you are terribly wrong!! But yeah mostly nice things with him. Amen!
- this my male twin for real! The tattoos and piercings like yuh! We would probably look like a couple with the wearing black and tattoos, plus I'd just love to hang with this man. I wanna play video games, eat wild, then enjoy late night drives in his Mercedes. Deeply wanna hug that man! Ugh I bet it's the best to get a hug from him!!
- I love buff men with tattoos. He and DPR Ian proved that a little too damn hard. Namjoon as well on the buff part! Not too many bad things besides wanting his thighs around my head, smashing my face between the tits, and licking his sleeve at this point. So yeah... praise em' hallelujah!
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Edited - 8/6.
I like this version better.
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