"So, is Stefan here yet?" I asked Elena, as I sipped on my plastic red cup filled with cheap beer.

"I don't know." She replied, shifting uncomfortably.

"Jesus, just admit it Elena." I groaned, rolling my eyes at little miss Innocent. "You think Peaches is hot and you want to jump his bones."

"Oh, okay, so he's a little pretty." She admitted sheepishly.

"Sure, a little pretty." I said, mimicking her voice. "That's why you were trading true love stares during class, seriously, It felt like I was watching Snow White and Prince Charming having eye sex."

"Did you just use Disney references with sex in the same sentence?" Elena asked, amusement dripping from her voice.

"Of course not." I replied grinning. "If I did I would have said eye fucking instead."

"Seriously Bonnie..." Elena sighed. "Sometimes you're the most responsible and adult , but other times you sound worse than Care."

"It's my charm." I replied, feeling proud of myself. Because seriously, I had been reborn when I was thirty and I was now a teen with teenage hormones. Of course my conversations switched from serious to dirty as fast as lightning.

"So Caroline told me you we're kind of stressed because of your grams." Elena started, somewhat carefully. "What up?"

I looked at her without any expression on my face before sighing. In cannon they all knew about my supposed physic powers since the beginning of the pilot anyway. "My grams has been hitting the end of the bottle, because apparently I'm a physic or a witch or some shit like that."

"Seriously?" Elena deadpanned.

"Yap." I affirmed. "Complete crazy talk, anyway, I'm going to find Caroline. Hopefully she's not man eating some poor jock."

She nodded and I left, because I didn't need to see Stelena shooting 'fuck me' eyes at each other. Plus I would see the drama later, when Vicky ran out of the woods bleeding.

---

"There you are Buffy." I called, when I finally found Caroline piss drunk with some cheerleaders.

"Willow to my Buffy, what's up?" Care inquired, giggling at her own reference. I pulled her a bit away from the other females and put my hand to her temple whispering a spell quietly. Quickly enough my best friend wasn't acting like an uncontrollable child.

"Why did you do that?" She whined, forget the part about not behaving like a child.

"Because you were way to drunk, and because I'll miss all the good vampire drama tonight If I have to take care of you." I replied, rolling my eyes at her.

"What drama?" She asked, interested. Of course she would, nobody loves the drama more than the drama queen herself.

"Spoilers darling." I replied, grinning from ear to ear.

"Oh, come on, tell me." The blonde cheerleader captain pouted.

"No, now let's go to the bridge to watch it happen." I said, pulling her along with me.

--

We got to the bridge in time to watch Stefan's eyes change, Caroline almost gasped in surprise because reading and seeing are two different things. I, on the other hand, found it kind of stupid that Elena just saw a partial vampire change and didn't find it weird.

I mean, his freaking eyes just change to red with black veins. That's not just some light issue, hell even Bella Swan figured it out quicker than Elena. She's under Bella on the stupid scale, and that's saying something.

We wended up having a few more drinks when we heard Elena scream. "Somebody help!" She and Jeremy were carrying a bloodied Vicky. Caroline could only look with wide eyes before turning towards me. "She'll survive." I whispered, and she nodded releasing a sigh.

We turned around and saw Stefan, trying and failing to control himself. Before we could even blink he disappeared into the night.

"Somebody, call an ambulance!" Mattie said loudly, and I pulled on my cell.

"On it Mattie." I said, dialing 911.

Oh well, what a party.

--

Matt when with Vicky to the hospital and eventually Caroline, Elena and I were the only ones left.

"Hey. We're gonna go to Mainline Coffee, wait for news." Caroline said, gesturing to the two of us. I didn't know that was the plan but whatever. Coffee sounded good.

"I gotta take Jeremy home." Elena stated, her voice sounding tired.

"Elena... watch your back." I stated, my serious tone voice in place. "This is only the beginning."

---

"You're sober right?" I asked, as Caroline continue to sigh while sipping on her coffee.

"Yes, thanks to you." She replied. "Wish I wasn't."

" Finish drinking then." I said, rolling my eyes at her theatrics. "I gotta get you home. I gotta get me home."

"Why didn't he go for me?" She lamely asked, feeling sorry for herself. "You know, how come the guys that I want never want me?"

"We all know that Buffy and Peaches never worked hon, we need to find you your Spike instead yea?" I replied, trying to lift her mood.

"You said that, but still... He's the new hot guy in town and he falls for Elena, freaking typical." The blonde ranted. "I'm inappropriate. I always say the wrong thing. And...Elena always says the right thing. She doesn't even try! And he just picks her. And she's always the one that everyone picks, for everything. And I try so hard, and...I'm never the one."

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself, because I like you just the way you are. It's just that she has a freaking Petrova vajayjay. It's like a freaking curse that runs through her bloodline." I said, rolling my eyes. It's not Caroline's fault that Elena is the protagonist that is pretty much cursed.

I mean Amara was a bitch, Tatia was a slut, Katherine was a bitch and a slut... I'm just saying. The universe makes hot males attracted to doppelgangers, like a moth drawn to a flame. Of course they eventually all end up screwed over. Amara was cursed into stone for two thousand years, Tatia got her ass killed by one of her lovers, Katherine was hunted down for five centuries and eventually died too, and Elena got stuck into a coma.

"What?" Caroline asked, confused with what I told her.

"Future references, you'll get them eventually." I replied, finishing my coffee. "I'm going to the lady's room."

When I returned, Caroline's mood was lifted. She was all smiles and daisies.

"What's up Care?" I inquired, grabbing my jacket and my car keys. I really needed my soft and comfy bed after all that drama.

"This hot dude just smiled at me." She replied, clapping happily.

"Tall, dark and handsome? Devilishly blue eyes? Leather jacket?" I inquired, looking around the grill.

"Yeah, how did you know?" The perky blonde inquired, curious.

"That's Damon Salvatore, Stefan's vampire brother I told you about." I explained. "I did mention that he's kind of unstable at the moment right?"

"Well, no wonder you said he was hot." She replied, smiling dreamily. "I might just be kinky enough to have sexy time with a bloodsucker if they all look like that."

"Just remember, drink you vervain and mention my name- and the fact that I'll torture him enough that he will jump into the sun without his ring of his own accord if something happens to you, ok?" I said seriously, before pulling her along with me towards the car.

"Now let's go home. Tomorrow more drama awaits." I said, while mentally sighing.

I really need a vacation from this hellhole.