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Tommy got up to see that everyone was still there.
"No training today?" Tommy questioned.
"No, because a certain GROUP of people decided to commited large amounts of property damage." Philza stared at Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy. The three nervously laughed. Wilbur faced Tommy and started wheezing.
"What's up with that mustache?!" Wilbur made fun of Tommy, the blonde was rightfully confused, Tubbo's eyes gleamed while having a smug expression.
"wot?" he questioned, grabbing Techno's crown to stare at his reflection, he had a mustache drawn with, hopefully, not permanent ink.
"PFT." Tommy's best friend laughed. Tubbo was in his snow Chester clothing, all of them were just in their casual clothing. Wilbur wheezed at Tommy, everyone followed along, Tommy found it funny though he acted a bit upset.
"What the fuck!?" Tommy was just staring into his new mustache.
"Tubbo what the hell." the blonde asked.
"It wasn't me." The boy in warm clothing put his hands up in surrender. Everyone stared at Tubbo, clearly not believing the kid. The crows were mocking Tommy, one of them put a feather to their beak to mock the mustache.
"Tommy, give me back my crown." Techno spoke, yoinking the crow off his little brother's hands. The blonde walked over to a cauldron, or sink, and just washed his face, it took off slightly though there was a slight spot where you could just see that a mustache was still there.
"give me back my crown." Tommy mocked Techno's voice.
"BrruuuuUuh." the blade laughed a bit, messing up Tommy's already unkept hair. The group chuckled a bit
"Anyway... why is everyone here, besides y'know not being able to leave." Tommy questioned sitting down at the couches, at the middle was a table made out of warped wood planks.
"We are trying to figure out how to go back home, since we clearly aren't in the right world, or server." Technoblade explained.
"Can't Wilbur just do his fucking fate manipulation thingy." the younger ones in the bunch asked.
"do you think we didn't try that already?"
"Did it work?" the child asked.
"Ah yes, it did, look we are back at the smp." Techno sarcastically answered.
"real-" Tommy turned his head towards the window half expecting to see some type of familiar sight.
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"No." The group of people sighed, there were several pieces of paper, all having different writing.
"'build a nether portal?" Tommy read off on a piece of paper.
"What about the nether?" The blonde questioned.
"We tried it, as you can you from over there—" Philza pointed behind himself, an obsidian portal we just all broken, but not in the right way of one block missing, it was more like the blocks were all over the place as if the obsidian exploded.
"Did you step inside?" the younger sibling questioned.
"yep, it just glitched me the fuck out and we had to break it. And yes, we did it more than three times." The bravest man who ever lived sighed.
"Here, let me list off all my great ideas." Techno sarcastically spoke.
"1st, try literally writing ourselves out of the world and to return to our world. This failed."
"2nd, using the nether portal, it failed, as you heard."
"3rd, wait for someone else to appear and try to jump back in the portal, this one is on a work in progress."
"4th, literally break this dimension and enter the web of realities, this failed since even Philza can't open a portal or any portal.
"5th, see if chat can communicate to the others that are not here, this didn't work since either, they left us on reading, or they just didn't get the message." The group sighed at the last one.
"I'm starting to think that chat is just being an asshole, since they sure do love content." Tubbo stated, the group agreed, the different mods of each chat were not surprised, most of the chat isn't that reliable. The council of Crows, bees, enderman particles and smoke that had whispers of people were just around the building, though they blended in the building style.
"is that it?" the blonde asked.
"What other ideas do you have since you can think of more solutions." Techno was salty, to be fair it was early in the morning, and all they could think of 5 ish ways, 5-ish ways that didn't seem like someone on drugs wrote.
"..." Tommy thought, he opened his mouth.
"I swear to god, if it involves mass amounts of arson and stealing." the boy in the bucket hat spoke, Tommy closed his mouth.
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"So... tldr; we don't know how to get back yet." Technoblade sighed, sinking into the couches. The group was just not having a great time at the moment, they wanted to go back to their world and just get mass amounts of cash.
"Oh! I just remembered." Tubbo spoke up.
"What is it?" Phil asked, hopefully, it's not some type of crackhead idea on how to get back.
"I can summon nukes!" Tubbo stated, the group rightfully backed up, putting his hand out and a nuke appearing in it.
"TUBBO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" Ranboo questioned, Bbh turned into his demon form so he could cover the group from the explosion, just in case Techno couldn't cover everyone. Puffy wasn't surprised, Tubbo's eyes would sometimes switch to a radition sign at random.
"It just appeared when I woke up today, then it just disappears at my will, it's pretty pog. Not going to lie." Bee boy hugged the nuke as if it was a stuffed animal.
"..." The group looked confused.
"Maybe it's one of those 'quirk' things." Philza spoke.
"WOOOooooww this is GReeaaat, Tubbo can just summon a fucking nuke." Skeppy rolled his eyes.
"language, also we probably have quirks too, minus our current powers." Bbh spoke, his voice echoing.
"Yeah we-" Before Techno could finish the sentence, Sam, Dream, and Ponk had been thrown out of the portal, Philza quickly ran towards the still opened portal and tried to put himself through, it repelled him. Technoblade actually caught the three that came out of the portal rather than getting yeeted to the next dorm room. The dream was just out, he was wearing his DreamXD attire.
Sam got up along with Ponk. They looked around, they were just in shock, everything around them was strange, the people they knew seemed to have become younger than before, the most shocking is Philza, he didn't look 30-ish. Techno drops Dream, though he still had his extra cape so he yoinked that.
"TECHNO! WHAT THE HELL!?" Dream's god form dissipated as he awoke.
"You could've held me up LIKE A GOOD FRIEND" The green one yelled, getting up, he punched Techno only to find out that Techno was just a literal rock.
"Hallo~" Technoblade spoke, dream understood a bit.
"Why are you not speaking English?" Dream asked Techno, Ponk was going full out 'WHERE AM I!? WHO AM I!? WHO ARE YOU!?"
"You. give game screen. you. undestands" techno blade explains, insulting Dream's intellect. The boy in the mask glared at techno. He opened his game screen and gave it to the blade. Technoblade changed things up a bit, it seemed that dream didn't have a reaction to the sudden change.
"Oooh, you did that thing... I though you said you were-" Dream was cut off by Puffy.
"Duckling! You've gotten smol." the person wearing pirate attired clapped. The group was laughing, Sam was comforting Ponk since he seemed to be questioning his existence. Technoblade stared at Dream for a bit though he was being pampered by food by Puffy. Technoblade walked over to Ponk and Sam.
"Hey, can you hand me your game screens." Technoblade asked nicely, trying not to make Ponk panic more. The two willingly gave the screens to him, he did the thing again, Dream was staring at Techno.
Huh. he really is just a stronger god than me, huh? Messing around with their minds to let them learn a language.
"Sam!" Tommy yelled, celebrating.
"Tommy!" Ponk yelled enthusiastically, though no one called for him. Techno clapped for him, out of pity.
"Ponk!" Techno clapped.
"TECHNO!" Dream called, the group turned to the pile of talking food. Dream crawled out of the food Puffy offered her sun. He moved his hand and the food started to float to the table, another person that abuses their power.
"DREAM!" Puffy yelled.
"Tubbo!" Ranboo called.
"Ranboo!" Tubbo yelled.
"Skeppy!" Bad cheerfully called.
"Bad!" Skeppy returned the cheerfulness.
"Philza Minecraft!" the group shared on brain cell, and it was to treat Philza with the utmost respect, minus the old jokes. The boy in the bucket hat chuckled.
"Any- why is did everyone suddenly age backwards?" Dream questioned.
"We thought you knew, since the Dream smp is your domain." The boy in the bucket hat raised his eyebrow. The group of people didn't like that sound.
"Wait are we seriously stuck here?" Tommy questioned, he was dead serious.
"..." The group stared at each other with worry.
"...UH... I can summon nukes." Tubbo broke the awkward silence but showing off his power.
"Um... I'm going to go bring Dream, Ponk and Sam to the office. BYE!" Techno grabbed the three and bolted out of there.
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