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The Dream SMP group isn't allowed in the cafeteria anymore, all have to return to their dorms to eat. They were fine about it because... they didn't like the people from this world, they would just give them judging stares and it was strange to say the least.

"Technoooooo I'm boredddd. And I don't have my guitarr." Wil complained, he was lying upside down on the couch, he just finished his lunch.

"What do you want me to do? Suddenly open a portal and something entertaining will appear?" Wil's twin asked as he said that a portal opened.

"What the heck-" Technoblade was cut off as Tommyinnit and Puffy was thrown out the portal, they were thrown at the wall, taking the poor unsuspecting Techno with them. Thankfully, not really, Techno was there to soften their impact.

"PFT HAHAHA" Wilbur laughed at Techno as the boy was just in the wall. Tommy looked around and went into a state of complete shock.

"What the fuck?" the boy quietly asked himself as he saw Wilbur was like, 15 or 16.

"What the hell?" Puffy asked, she was dizzy, the portal was not a pleasant journey. Techno was just gone, he was just not there anymore, he is mentally picking flowers on a baseball field at the moment.

"Wilbaah?" Tommy called looking around, everything looked so clean and modern and... there is a different language.

"Heeeeyyy Tommy." Wilbur headed over, leaning on the now standing Tommy. "What?" Tommy asked, he could hear his name but he wasn't quite sure what else he said. Phil walked out, and Tommy screamed.

"AAAAH!" The angry child screamed, PHILZA MINECRAFT WASN'T OLD! HIS SONG IS RUINED!

"aww, hi mate." Phil smiled heading over to Tommy. The blue-eyed angry blonde calmed down a bit as Philza spoke in something he understood, English. The alarms sounded off, it was stopped immediately as Nezu knew it was a new arrival.

"TOMMY!" Ranboo and Tubbo yelled as they saw their friend they headed over, Tubbo hugged him as Ranboo just waved. No one batted an eye towards Techno. The only person who was trying to help was Captain Puffy.

"Tommy." Techno got up from the wall, dusting off the ruble on his shoulders, Tommy froze and gave a sheepish smile as he turned around.

"Heeey.. the bladdeee." Tommy backed off, using Wil as a shield. Techno weaved around Wilbur and grabbed Tommy at the back of his collar.

"This is self-defense." Techno muttered, throwing Tommy out the broken window that was just covered by tape. Phil just watched Tommy scream angrily at Techno. Techno just laughed at him with a malicious grin.

"YOU BITTTCCCH!" Tommy screamed, his voice slowly disappearing to the distance. Philza wheezed, he shortly jumped out of the window to grab the child, sadly it took 5 tries to find the right window.

"Techno you traumatized Tommy, again."Philza plopped the angry child on his feet. He was grabbing on to Philza like his life still depended on it.

"What a loser." the blade laughed at his little brother with a smirk."FUCK YOU!" Tommy yelled, flipping the younger version of Techno. This just made Techno laugh even more.

"Techno, can you like... do whatever you did to make us understand a language," Philza asked. Technoblade kept laughing, Puffy was trying to fix the broken wall. She shortly realized she felt much more energetic than usual.

"Wait..." Puffy looks around, Philza looked younger... it didn't sit right. "Open your game screen." Techno ordered Tommy, in English, since Tommy is a dumb infant child that cannot understand Japanese; though he was upset, Tommy took it out... out of SPITE, he reasoned to himself.

The blade grabbed the screen and did something, it just looked like he pressed a button, nothing change on the screen though, it was just the same old screen you see when you want to change your FOV.

"Done." techno said sliding it back to Tommy. The boy had a similar reaction as Tubbo, it's like he unlocked the secrets of the universe in his eyes.

"Captain Puffy; game screen please." the pink-haired boy asked, the white-haired captain agreed and opened her screen. Techno did something and suddenly she could understand Japanese. "How did you do that?" Puffy asked.

"Do what?" Techno questioned, sliding back her game screen.

"Everything looks the same, the language thing still says English." Puffy pointed at her screen, one thing was missing, the leave option.

"Don't question me." Techno said in a joking manner but since there was some type of a fear-inducing aura around him, it didn't sound like a joke. Puffy backed up a bit, feeling a bit uneasy.

"Techno stop looking so scary." Wilbur sighed, leaning on Techno.

"What?" the blade questioned, he was confused.

"You. look. scary." Wilbur spoke slowly.

'"Good." Technoblade deadpanned, the group chuckled.

"Anyway. We need to take Tommy and Puffy to the office place, any volunteers?" the pink-haired one asked looking around the room.

"What?" Puffy asked.

"We are all attending school, boysss." Tuboo notes, he attempted to sound enthusiastic but failed badly.

"WHAT!?" Tommy snapped out of his daze just to whine about going to this random school.

"Mate, either we go to this school or we all get arrested or something." Phil asserted quickly, he didn't want to deal with Tommy's loud complaining.

"... I can break out, easy peasy." Tommy crossed his arms.

"This place gives us free food, free beds, and free education." Techno spoke.

"This whole building is free." Phil adds, the people who have been here for around two days nodded.

"I do love free stuff." Tommy mumbled.

"Alright, let's go to the office thing." Tommy ordered, jumping out of the window, only to realize his water bucket was empty.

"PHILL!" The boy called, Phil dived down quickly and grabbed the boy. Once again struggling to find the right window.

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"WHY'D YOU JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW!?" Phil asked, his volume going higher.

"I THOUGHT THERE WAS WATER IN MY WATER BUCKET, PHIL." Tommy scrunched his face, it was obvious to him but not to anyone else so he thinks everyone's an idiot for not knowing.

"You little SHIT." Phil shook the boy around for a bit making the boy dizzy.

"You should have known I didn't have water in my water bucket!" Tommy screamed angrily.

"I CAN'T SEE YOUR INVENTORY." the boy in the bucket hat yelled.

The two have been bickering about this one thing for around 5 minutes now, no one has stopped them since.

1. It's entertaining.

2. the two will just flip them off.

and 3. they have an excuse not to attend math class.

The crows started pouring in once again.

'4/4' 'IT'S HAPPENING' 'CONTENT' they chanted dancing around the two arguing. The birds look like they are in a summoning circle. It looked like some cult shit.

"So... how is everyone's day going?" Puffy conversed, the other four sitting on the couches.

"It's going pretty swell," Tubbo responded.

"I mean... we have those chest filled with diamonds and crap." Tubbo pointed behind him, the group only realized this now.

"Oh yeah." Ranboo also remembered that the portal thing sucked up every single chest they had in that cave.

"..." The group stared at each other. As Phil and Tommy kept arguing while the 5 of them ran towards the chest, they were so many diamonds in there.

"HEH!?" Techno pulled out a stack of diamonds block, Ranboo didn't remember mining those nor crafting those.

Tommy and Phil were just getting louder and angrier.

"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO BATHE IN RICHES!" Tubbo yelled, sitting in a chest filled with just diamonds.

"..." The two blondes stopped and looked over. Seeing Tubbo just swimming in wealth and the other setting up brewing stands and an ender chest.

"I'm sooo wealthy." the monotone pink-haired boy said, putting some stuff in his ender chest. Phil saw something shiny and just walked towards it, also did Tommy, father like son.

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"OH!" Technoblade's boy's shot up as he remembered that they need to register Tommy and Puffy to this school.

"We forgot to bring them to the office." Techno spoke, Phil seemed a bit panicked.

"Do you think that fundy thing is waiting for us still?" Phil asked.

"Let's find out." Techno grabbed Tommy and booked it out of the door, Puffy and Phil followed. Wilbur just stayed there and brewed some potions or should I say, drugs. Tubbo and Ranboo were doing Tubbo and Ranboo things, a perfect day.

The four ran down the halls, people staring at them, Tommy was being dragged along like a blanket, he gained air making him look like some type of flag. They were just screaming something but the students couldn't hear it well enough.

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4/4 content.

poggers TvT

alright time to sleep for like 12 hours to regain my strength.

thanks for reading