For research purposes, these teams are toootally NOT listed in order of attractiveness :)

ᴀʟᴇꜱꜱᴀɴᴅʀᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇɴᴏ#15 Daddy🥵

ʟᴀɴᴅᴏ ɴᴏʀʀɪꜱ – #4 "iT's nEaR A fiSh" 🤢

ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇꜱ ʟᴇᴄʟᴇʀᴄ – #16 "wAtErMeloN!" 🪑

ᴄᴀʀʟᴏꜱ ꜱᴀɪɴᴢ – #55 "SmOoOtH OpErAtOr!" 😎

ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ ʜᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ #44 "BoNo, My TiReS!" 😰

ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ʀᴜꜱꜱᴇʟ #63 Mr. Saturday 😏

ꜱᴇʀɢɪᴏ ᴘᴇʀᴇᴢ – #11 *visible confusion* 😧

ᴍᴀx ᴠᴇʀꜱᴛᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ – #33 "BeCaUSe I'm DuTcH" 👺

ʏᴜᴋɪ ᴛꜱᴜɴᴏᴅᴀ – #22 *angry 5'3 Japanese boi noises* 😊

ᴘɪᴇʀʀᴇ ɢᴀꜱʟʏ – #10 Backwards hat Pierre supremacy 🧢

ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ᴠᴇᴛᴛᴇʟ – #5 "MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN SO EIN BOCKMIST ABER AUCH" 🤗

ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏʟʟ – #18 "cUz I gOtTa PeE" 🏒

ɴɪᴄʜᴏʟᴀꜱ ʟᴀᴛɪꜰɪ – #6 Nutella Nicholas 🍁

ᴀʟᴇx ᴀʟʙᴏɴ - #23 "GeEoOoRgE!"

ᴠᴀʟᴛᴛᴇʀɪ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴀꜱ – #77 "To WhOm iT MaY CoNcErN, FuCk YoU." 😔

ᴀɴᴛᴏɴɪᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠɪɴᴀᴢᴢɪ – #99 *manbun mode activated* 🇮🇹

ᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟ ʀɪᴄᴄɪᴀʀᴅᴏ - #3 "HoLy MaC n' cHeEseBaLLs"😁

ᴇꜱᴛᴇʙᴀɴ ᴏᴄᴏɴ – #31 *gets shoved by Max* 😘

ᴍɪᴄᴋ ꜱᴄʜᴜᴍᴀᴄʜᴇʀ – #47 bless schumi, he's adorable 🥰

ɴɪᴋɪᴛᴀ ᴍᴀᴢᴇsᴘɪɴ – #9 DNF💩