《》Chapter 32
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Babe meet me in the living room, important meeting Ross send through out link
Hey hey Darcy don't be nervous we realised that you never told us the prophecy your ain't in trouble Jacob adds
Beep, beep
Errrrrrrr Alex's text sound goes off
MAKE ME FOOD!
YOU STRAPPED ME TO A TREE ALL NIGT ITS THE LEAST YOU COULD DO!!!!
I put my phone down then
Ding, ding Chris' text tone errrrrr
I'll HAVE FOOD ASWELL YOU BIG MEANIE
"I'm gonna fucking rip one of their heads of i swear" i mumble to myself
"I heated that sis!" Jay yells and Daisy giggled.
"I don't care you reek of nature"
"Well technically you are more for a freak as you are the one with mor power" he laughs
"I hate you" i mumble walking downstairs to see that the kitchen had everyone sitting at it only difference was Daisy was sitting on Jacob's lap awwwwww cute
"Ok what do you brats want for breakfast?" I announce
"10 pancakes with homemade maple syrup and iced cream" Ross says
"23 waffles topped with chocolate and ice cream... obviously all home made" Alex adds
"39 waffles 63 pancakes toped with ice cream and sprinkles" Chris yells in a juvenile voice
" I'll have the same as Chris!" Jacob yells
"And I'll have the same as Alex!" Daisy says
"Ok so what I'm hearing is pre-made waffles most likely a week out of date with Whatever ice cream left in the fridge with one day left on the expiry date and whatever crappy honey that's in the back of the fridge"
"Yep!" All the boys yell and me and Daisy laugh
After the mutts had been fead the questions came and boy do i hate them
"What happened in the prophecy"
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"did you have an angle visit you"
"What do you mean we are asking two many questions"
"what did it say"
"how said the prophecy"
"when did you know you would wake up"
"how did you know you would wake up"
"were you,dead"
"Did you think you were dead"
"Are you dead"
"where were you?"
"Are you ok"
"Were you scared"
"How did you know it wasn't a lie"
"Are you dead"
"SHUT UP, OF COURSE IM ALIVE SO QUIT THAT SHIT AND LET ME TALK ALREADY!"
"Someone's got their nickers in a twist"
"Sorry babe can you tell us now?"
And that's when the hell of this dumb family began
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I was just going to have this as a sneak peak but I'm just gonna make this the whole chapter sorry it's so short
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