《Eccentric In Apocalypse (Bl)》I'm a man
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"That is the worst excuse I ever heard for wanting to purchase a gun."
Andro said and wipes his eyes.
Kristoff didn't say anything.
He knows that this man is not in the wrong for laughing.
He is reflecting a bit.
'Saying it like that will make people laugh, concern and troubled because of me. This is not good.'
Kristoff frowns and scratches his head a bit in feustration.
He can't say anything other than that explaination.
Because he really want guns for his family's safety. Having a gun is a very important asset in apocalypse.
Aries only have a couple of guns with his hoodlum group.
But soon their amno are exhausted yet they held onto the guns to exchange for food when they meet people who have amno but no appropriate guns.
Also with guns, some people who want to smooth off you or steal from you will need to think twice.
Kristoff sighs
Seeing the brats having his internal conflict makes Andro snickers.
"How about this...I won't ask the reason why you need a gun and I will introduced you to a dealer."
Kristoff looks at him.
He tilts his head.
Andro smiles and get his phone on his pocket.
"Give me your number. I will call you in the time and place."
"For what?"
"So we can meet up and I can introduced you to the arm dealer."
Kristoff takes his phone out too.
He doesn't know his own number. The problem is..It's the only number in the phone.
"Don't you put your parents phone number?" Andro asks as he glance at the phone.
"What if you got an emergency?"
Kristoff frowns.
"I thought....If someone steals my phone....They will call mom and dad or brother so I memorized all their details."
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"Pfftt-- Then what about in emergency?"
"I will tell them the number."
"What if you are unconscious?"
Kristoff frowns.
He didn't answer.
"Save my number. Put it, In case of emergency."
Kristoff ignores him and put his number under the name Andro.
Andro likes it the same.
It seems the brat is not paying attention but he do remember his name.
That is a good sign.
"So I'll give you a call?"
Ring....ring...
Kristoff answer the phine ignoring Andro.
"Hello? Yes. I will be right there." He stands up.
"I'll wait for your call."
Andro smiles and stays leaning on the door looking at the boy's unhurried back.
--
Stanley stands up and walks to Kristoff checking his body.
"Are you alright?" Stanley asks concern.
Kristoff nods.
He takes the bag of money as usual and want to walk away but stop by Stanley.
"How are you feeling?"
"Sleepy."
"That's not what I am asking. Is it enjoyable? Did you like it?"
Kristoff is puzzled.
Stanley frowns.
"Did he not touch you?"
Kristoff ignores him and walks away.
Stanley stops chasing for seconds then he grabs Kristoff's arms.
"Are you still going back?"
Kristoff shakes his head.
"Mom and Dad said its my last time."
Stanley bites his lips.
"Can I still message you in your email?"
Kristoff nods.
"Can I get your phone number?"
Kristoff frowns and yawn.
He gave him his phone.
Stanley happily type his number and search for yhe phone book.
There are three numbers.
Andro is in the top.
Kristoff then his own number.
"Are you not using your phone? Anyways, I will call you."
Kristoff nods.
"Bye."
Stanley's heart is pounding.
Kristoff is still a virgin!
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Andro's eyes darken seeing Stanley's greedy smile.
But he won't stop him in making his move. Kristoff is just a cute boy that interest him.
It's not like he will come forward to save him.
Once he tasted that boy, he can go any arms he wants to go.
--
Kristoff wakes up and eats his breakfast as usual.
His parents are watching him.
Kristian too.
They all have work to do but they all planned to stay in the house to spend time with Kristoff.
Kristoff phone rang.
"Hello?.....Okay." then he puts it down.
He went upstair and leave the house.
His parents -_-
His older brother °_°
Kristoff is a teenager.
Sky blue polo shirt, dark blue skinny pants and slip on shoes.
Carrying a black cross body bag, he went to the location he was instructed to go.
"You came."
Andro smiles at him.
It's a small store at front with small and large guns.
Kristoff felt a bit scared as he stops in the front.
He never held a gun before.
Even in apocalypse he never had a chance to hold one.
But he saw people using it.
And it is scary.
He turns around to escape this terrible frightened feeling but Andro's grabs his shoulder.
"What's wrong?" Andro sees Kristoff face became pale.
Kristoff suddenly hugs him.
"Scared..."
--
It was a huge shocked to Andro.
He even told all his staff to leave so he can entertain his little guests.
But the brat got cold feet.
He closed the shop and invited Kristoff inside.
There is a bed in the waiting area.
Andro has to drink cold water as he looks at the meal in front of him but can't take even a small bite.
"Why do you want a gun but scared to have one?" Andro said with a hint of ridicule.
Kristoff looks at him but says nothing.
"Right~ Zombies."
Andro rolls his eyes.
"Am I....disturbing you?" Kristoff felt guilty.
Andro looks at him and sighs.
"Do you even know how to hold a gun?"
Kristoff shakes his head.
Andro laughs.
"What is wrong with you?"
Kristoff frowns.
"Don't get mad." Andro luagh.
"How about I teach you how to use guns?"
Kristoff remember that there are things like shooting ranges.
"Will you?"
Andro smiles.
"I won't do it for free."
"How much should I pay?"
Andro chuckles.
"I don't need money."
Kristoff tilts his head.
"So cute....I want sex."
Kristoff blinks.
"With me?"
"No. With your sister." Andro rolls his eyes.
"Of course with you."
Kristoff fidgets.
"I haven't told you...but I am a man."
Kristoff seriously said.
"I have penis."
Andro can't help but laugh more loudly.
A/N:
I am laughing.
Pffttt..
I edit the picture above.
That is not what Amai mask said...but I hate him so...
Whahahahha
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