《Kissing Her Scars (+18)》Chapter 1-Get lost you fucktard
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∆ 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡. 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒" - 𝐵𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑠 ∆
Poke. Poke. Poke. Swat. Poke. Poke. Swat. Swat. Poke.
oh come on wake up you nutter"
"Shut up you jizztissue let me get my beauty sleep. Wait who am i kidding you wont even know what that means your beauty went down the drain." i replied to my oh so loving brother
"Hahaha very funny issa, look i just cant stop laughing" he deadpanned
I snickered and went back to sleep, it became quiet for a while and i started to get suspicious, getting up i tiptoed to the door and heard voices.
"Maa she wont wake up i give up on miss sleeping ugly"
"You and your sister need to stop or here take these knifes and kill each other. At Least we'll be free from the noise" she replied saying the last part a little lower but was clearly audible.
"Maaa" my loud and annoying brother whined
"Fine fine ill wake her up." She sighed
"Issabella Rosa Usoro get your ass up if i don't see you awake my slipper will be greeting your head" she shouted so loud the whole mansion could hear it.
"Oh fuck fuck, ahhh son of bitch" I started running towards the bathroom but ended up falling on the floor tangled in the blanket.
I quickly untangled myself and went in the bathroom for a hot shower.
"Daniel your sister is already in the bathroom you dipshit , run before i catch you, made me walk all the way for nothing" she snarled
"Wha-what but she was sleeping oh fuck that sneaky bitch im out" he replied and ran out the door while i snickered in the shower.
"Lord save me from this crazy family" mom spoke irritated at my younger brother's tantrums.
Taking a quick shower,shaving and brushing, i got out of the shower and walked into her walk in closet and put on some undergarments.
"Ok what should i wear today, shit I need new clothes, anyways, yes this is perfect!"
I wore black velvet jeans paired with a deep cleavage black sleeveless top with a Gucci belt and let my hair down so they can dry naturally
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I walked downstairs and greeted her mom and dad
"Buongiorno mama papa" i went and kissed their cheeks while stealing a toast. "Morning bella" they replied in unison.
I sat down at the table where her mom served her breakfast, famished I quickly dug in the mouthwatering bacon pancakes , toast and scrambled eggs.
"Bella do you remember what tomorrow is?" father antonio asked.
"Si papa ofcourse i do, tomorrow i turn 26 and legally inherit our company" i replied to father for the hundredth time since last month, now don't get me wrong I love him to death and he is the most funniest caring person I know but he's also annoying like my brother like father like son.
"Antonio let her be she remembers and will not forget in the next 24 hours, let her breath you idiot" mom replied just as tired of the same question.
"But biancaaa" dad whined looking at her like a lovesick puppy
"No! now shut up you idiot and eat" mom replied in a monotone voice.
Dad opened his mouth to say something but shut up from the glare he got from mom.
He turned to me and mouthed "scary ass mom" with a mocking face.I quietly laughed but shut up from the same glare and filled my mouth to stop myself from laughing further.
"Bella do you have a dress for the ball tomorrow?" dad asked
"Oh shit" i whispered under my breath. "Well do you?" he asked
I slowly looked at him with a sheepish look on my face "hehe uh you see dad i was going to go yesterday but daniel begged me to come with him to buy his suit and then i got a call from mia so i had to leave"
I replied throwing my best friend mia and daniel under the bus. I know im evil but oh well.
"See bianca this is what i was talking about" dad told mom complaining ike a 5 year old
"Keep quiet you, your acting like a bambino I'll go with her today and buy her a dress now go to work you sloth" mom replied and i had to bite my lip to keep myself from laughing. My dad grumbled under and breath and glared at me making me burst out laughing.
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"You done?" dad asked mad but you could see the amusement in his grey eyes which i inherited from him
"Yup" i replied still recovering from my laughing fit.
"Bye papa ill see you later gotta go buy a stupid dress for tomorrow" muttering the last part i went to tie my hair and do my makeup.
Applying natural makeup, winged eyeliner mascara and brushed through my hair letting them fall into smooth waves leaving a few strands in the front. I went downstairs and picked up my baby's keys my black lamborghini huracan that my dad gave me on my 16th birthday.
"Come on maa we gotta go" i shouted
"Shut your damn mouth I'm coming" mom replied and sat in the passenger seat. I drove to the nearest mall while blasting music and singing loudly with my mom not caring who heard.
My relationship with my family has always been amazing, they are not just family but my bestfriends and know everything about me.
We reached the mall in approximately 15 minutes, i parked the car and got out of my car walking towards the mall's entrance with my mom by my side when all of a sudden i
had a whiff of the most perfect scent. The scent of food more specifically the smell of chicken nuggets.
Ok don't get judge but i am addicted to nuggets, some say its a fetish but i dont give a fuck i love them, ok back to the main mission convincing mom to get nuggets from Mc Donalds.
"Hey mom you know i love you right?" i told my mom mustering the most innocent expression i could.
"Mmhmm i love you too now tell me what do you want?" she asked eyeing me warily.
"What no mom why do you always assume i want something can a daughter remind her mother she loves her?" i replied with a fake hurt expression
"Of Course you can mi amour but you and your brother are your father's kids and you don't ever remind me your love for me unless you need something so spill" she replied with a knowing expression On her face.
"Canwegoandbuychickennuggetsplease"
I spoke in a hurried breath
"Issabella you just had 3 boxes of chicken nuggets yesterday"
"But mamaaa please im hungry" i pleaded with my puppy dog eyes.
She sighed and grumbled under her breath and i smiled knowing i won this round.
"Fine but after we get your dress, come on now" i followed after her like a lost puppy not at all excited to buy a stupid dress for tomorrow.
After going through a million dresses i finally found the perfect one . Soon we went and bought my nuggets and headed straight home.
I quickly headed to my room ready to devour my nuggets. Just when i opened my nuggets box my brother came into the room.
"Issa" he whined poking me, while I ignored him.
"Issa issa isabella bella" he whined making me snap
"What! What do you want?" i asked mad at him for disturbing my date with my nuggets.
"Can you please come with me to the gucci store i need to buy new shoes for tomorrow I kind of forgot yesterday. Oops?" he asked with a pleading face
"no " i replied with a straight face
"I'll buy you nuggets" he replied knowing my love for them
"Fine you asshole we'll go later" i replied mad yet happy that i would be getting nuggets
"Now, get lost you fucktard and let me eat in peace"
"Thanks sis love you" he replied and stole a nugget running out the door
"Come back here you nugget stealer i'm gonna cut of your tongue just you wait'' i replied furious and ate all my nuggets and went downstairs to go buy shoes with my stupid brother. After two long hours we came home, had dinner and finally went to sleep.
"Lets hope tomorrow is bearable" i thought and went into a deep dark slumber.
A/N
Hey guys so here you have it the first chapter.
Please comment how you like the chapter and vote . till next time buh bye bitches
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