《marauders x reader oneshots》"Meanie..."-James
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It was lunch at Hogwarts and you were extremely excited for it today.Why?Because they were serving (f/f) today!You happily skip over to Your table and couldn't help but notice a certain brunette staring at you."What?" You hum,slightly tilting your head to a side,James always noticed that you did this whenever you were confused or curious about something."Why are you so happy today?" He questioned,Sirius,Remus and Peter now turned their gazes towards you and James to hear what you were talking about.
"Can't I just be happy?" You pout,your eyebrows slightly furrowed.James shook his head and chuckled,"No- i mean extra happy!" He leaned against his arm and you let out a sigh,"If you must know,they're serving (f/f) today and i'm really excited to eat it!" A wide smile appeared on your features as you spoke,you always got happy whenever you were going to eat (f/f).It just pleased your insides a lot.
James picked up a piece of (f/f) with his (fork/hand/spoon),"Oh this?" A slight smirk was placed on his face,but you were too happy to notice,"Yeah-" You were going to continue when he ate the whole thing.You were confused to say the least and couldn't understand why James was smirking,"What?" you said.
"You see," He spoke,finishing the last bit of the delicious treat -he had to admit that is was pretty good- "That was the last of the (f/f).Everyone already finished them.That," he pointed to his stomach,"Was the last one~" You gasped,why would he do that?He seemed he read your mind and answered,"Pay back for dropping the 'confusing concoction' on me in potions~" He hummed once more,looking as smug as ever
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Remus rolled his eyes while Sirius just chuckled,Peter on the other hand was trying to cover up his giggles,acting like what James did was the funniest thing in the world.A small huff escaped your lips -along with a pout being placed on them too- as you blew a strand of hair away from your face,"Meanie.." you mumbled,James couldn't help but think that was adorable."Awww,you're so sweet and cute and precious!" he cooed,somehow managing to pinch your cheeks from over the table.
This seemed to offend you,"I- I aM NOT SWEET.IM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF!" you growled,to James it was even more adorable and he pinched harder making you furrow your eyebrows,"How cute!!" While this was going on Sirius and Remus just looked at each other with the 'yup,they're in love' face,they shook their head and walked off with Peter,unknown to James as he was still ogling over you.This was going to be an interesting lunch...
"I sWEAR TO MERLIN,POTTER,IF YOU PINCH MY CHEEKS ONE MORE TIME-" "bUT THEYRE SO CUTE AND CHUBBY :33"
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