《[BL] What Should I Do If I'm Being Targeted by a Paranoid Attack [Quick Wear]》2.16

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After kneeling and bowing several times, an old minister came forward to read out the rules and blew the emperor's rainbow fart, and then the riding and archery ceremony officially began.

I saw colorful flags fluttering on the school grounds, loess flying, soldiers riding fast horses rushing past, performing various movements on the horses, Mi Dao couldn't name these movements, anyway, I felt that this was like a monkey stealing peaches. , that one looks like an old tree with twisted roots, and some look like a Guanyin sitting on a lotus, an old man's cart, an Italian chandelier...

Seeing the difficult poses of these young and strong bodies, Mi Dao felt very happy, and even blushed a little with excitement.

Mi Dao: "Ah! I want to sing praises to these beautiful bodies, they brought me happiness!"

system:"……"

.After a while, a row of targets was erected in the distance on the school grounds downstairs.

At this time, Mi Dao saw Qi Yun standing up while chatting and laughing, and said humbly, "I'm sorry," while wearing the silver helmet that matched the armor, and walked downstairs.

Mi Dao asked the system, "Isn't my son going to shoot those targets?"

System: "Yes."

Mi Dao: "Awesome, I haven't been shortsighted after reading for so long. Did he secretly learn eye exercises behind my back?"

System: "Don't worry, you are too heavy for him to carry."

Mi Dao's aggrieved face: "You obviously called me 'gently' last time, why did you lift your pants and don't recognize anyone?"

The system froze for a moment: "When did I call you 'gently'?"

.Mi Dao: "You said to me in bed that night, 'Wow, Gentle, you are so good! Do you need anything else, Gentle?'".

System: "...You don't want to distinguish between front and rear nasals."

Mi Dao: "Then you don't distinguish between words and sounds! Humph, you are ruthless, it turns out that you are only greedy for my flesh|body!"

System: "Spicy chicken."

Rice Rice: "Spicy chicken bounces back! biubiubiu!"

System: "..." The system suddenly felt that compared with this spicy chicken host, he was indeed a spicy chicken.

Just when Mi Dao was teasing the system, a eunuch came over with a kettle.

The eunuch followed Mi Dao's line of sight, rolled his eyes, and giggled, "Prince Duan is so arrogant and flamboyant, no wonder even Brother An, who has always been pure-hearted, has to look straight. "

.As soon as Mi Dao turned his head, he saw Xiao Liuzi with a wicked smile.

This little Liuzi was the little eunuch that Mi Dao had done well when Mi Dao was on duty in Fanying Hall at the beginning. In recent years, the servants in Fuming Palace have undergone a major change of blood. Eunuch Zhao heard that Xiao Liuzi and Mi Dao had a good relationship, so he specially transferred someone from Fanying Hall to be a companion for Mi Dao.

This kid is a shrewd, sleek, long-sleeved and good dancer. He ate at Fuming Palace in just two years. He recognized Eunuch Zhao as his godfather, and found a new man with eight-pack abs in the palace. The little brother of the guard is a lover, and his sex life is so nourishing.

Mi Dao's real name made a sound of "envy".

Hearing Xiao Liuzi teasing him like this, Mi Dao's face became hot, and he quickly took the kettle in his hand, put it on the small stove, and said, "What's wrong, you might as well go and see if the emperor's tea is finished."

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.Xiao Liuzi glanced at the emperor who was sitting obliquely in front of him watching the ceremony, then looked left and right, secretly attached to him and asked, "Brother An, do you actually like Duan Wangye?"

Mi Dao's hand trembled, and she was so excited that she almost hit her cup.

it is good! As expected of the child chosen by him! I can actually understand the deep meaning of his perfect acting! Really malleable talent!

So Mi Dao hurriedly said to his plastic talent, "Don't talk nonsense."

Seeing that he was shaken, Xiao Liuzi said with a smile: "Hee hee, no wonder you said no when I introduced the maid to you, and you said no to the lover, I thought Brother An you admired the emperor, but I don't think so, That's what it is."

Mi Dao brewed tea and said, "What's the matter, the imperial front is waiting for you, so why are you talking so much?"

After finishing speaking, Mi Dao brewed the tea and prepared to replace it with Qi Zhao. .Xiao Liuzi fanned the small stove in the same place, and her expression that was originally smiling became solemn.

Mi Dao went to Qi Zhao's seat and changed the tea cup. Just after the change, he heard a burst of cheers from the audience. Mi Dao glanced at it, and it turned out that it was Qi Yun riding a jujube red BMW.

According to the numerical display, Qi Yun's force value was in the early 200s, neither high nor low, but at least it was enough to protect himself in an assassination.

Holding the bow, Qi Yun galloped past the targets, pulling arrows from behind and shooting them one by one.

Looking at Qi Yun's posture, he should have practiced it. He ran down in a circle. Although he failed to hit the bull's-eye, he didn't miss the target anyway, so the melon-eating crowd burst into applause.

After reading it, Mi Dao objectively commented: "It's not me, I actually prefer to see him make an old man push a cart."

.system:"……"

Mi Dao touched his chin and thought seriously: "Otherwise, Guanyin can sit on a lotus. The Italian chandelier is a bit more difficult, and I have to explain to him what a chandelier is..."

System: "beep-"

Seeing that Qi Yun ended up like this, and he didn't even show a monkey stealing a peach, Mi Dao had no choice but to withdraw his eyes and sighed regretfully.

However, just when he turned around and was about to go back to continue making tea and playing with cakes, when he looked up, he saw Qi Zhao looking at him with a bad expression.

Mi Dao: "...?"

Qi Zhao narrowed his eyes.

His mood at this time can be described as utterly terrible.

.The scene he saw when he went upstairs had already made him angry, and his mind was full of thoughts about when and where the two met, and why they were able to get along so well, and what he saw just now, It even made his heart burst into flames!

He watched him come forward because of Qi Yun's exit, watched him staring at those archery targets with anticipation, watched his face flushed with excitement because of Qi Yun's shooting posture, watched him because of Qi Yun's shooting posture sigh with regret...

The fire in his heart suddenly burned like this, and when the cool wind on the high platform was blown, it spread like crazy, and the raging fire burned through his limbs and bones, burning his whole body in rage.

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Why was Qi Yun able to show so many different expressions on his face? Why did he keep looking at Qi Yun? !

I don't allow it.

I don't allow it!

.The only one who can make him like this is himself!

Qi Zhao immediately stood up from the throne, his fists clenched harder than a stone. Eunuch Zhao, who was waiting on the side, saw it, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Is Your Majesty going to end?"

Qi Zhao nodded coldly, threw his robes and turned around, and walked in front of Mi Dao in just one step.

Seeing Qi Zhao's posture, Mi Dao thought of following him down to serve, but he didn't expect Qi Zhao to stand in front of him, staring at him with sullen eyes, and gritted his teeth: "You stay, let me take a good look at it!"

After speaking, Qi Zhao turned around and went downstairs.

The adults and eunuchs upstairs stared blankly at Mi Dao, who looked innocent: "..."

Just, who is going to tell him what happened?

After Qi Yun finished shooting the target, he got off his horse and prepared to go upstairs to take a look. Suddenly, he saw the emperor who was going downstairs at the entrance of the stairs.

.Qi Yun quickly nodded and said, "Your Majesty."

But how could he think that the emperor's face was gloomy, his eyes were full of threats when he looked over, and Qi Yun shivered when he saw it, so empty that he thought that he was not doing well just now, and accidentally angered this king of hell.

I saw the emperor snorted coldly, didn't say a word, and went straight to the school grounds, leaving Qi Yun confused, so he had to go upstairs first and then look.

When they got upstairs, Qi Yun saw that the adults who were accompanying the driver had already gathered in front of the fence, craned their necks and waited to see the emperor's heroic posture. front row position.

Qi Yun thanked him all the way, and as soon as he walked to the front, he saw the backs of Liu and An Muran in front of the railing...

.Qi Yun was taken aback by his rare and outrageous behavior, so he took two steps forward, and saw Mi Dao standing stunned, staring at the flying dust in the school grounds, not daring to move. .

"Eunuch He, what's wrong?" Qi Yun asked.

Mi Dao said: "The emperor asked the servants to stay here and watch carefully..."

Qi Yun: "???"

Qi Yun, who didn't know what to do, glanced at the adults around Mi Dao, and the adults nodded hastily.

Qi Yun: "..."

Mi Dao himself was stunned, and saw that the arrow target placed far away in the field had not been replaced, and even the feather arrow that Qi Yun had just shot had not been removed.

In an instant, I heard the thundering drums rise, and as soon as the gate opened, a single horse shot out like an arrow.

.I saw Qi Zhao wearing a golden armor, fending off the gust of wind and black ji, like a purple lightning splitting the night, sweeping the battlefield with lightning speed.

He draws an arrow and draws a bow faster than a phantom, and his arrows are as sharp as a blade.

After one run, Qi Zhao pulled the reins, the horse's front hooves hung in the air, and after a neigh, it fell back to the ground steadily.

For a short while, the wind was calm and the sand was clean, only to see that the twenty targets that Qi Yun had shot just now were all broken and spread neatly on the sand.

Taking a closer look, the snow feathers that Qi Zhao shot were actually splitting the long arrows that had been left on it into two, twenty full, all of them exactly the same.

There was silence in the school grounds, all the people eating melons were stupid, and Mi Dao's legs were so soft that they almost lay flat.

Damn ah ah ah-! This is too offensive aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

.At this time, he saw Qi Zhao come over with a proud look on his horse, and looked up at Huayang Tower.

His eyes stayed on Mi Dao's face for a moment, he hummed "stupid eunuch" in his heart, and then stared at the person standing beside Mi Dao, his eyes narrowed slightly, revealing an extremely provocative expression. look.

When Qi Zhao looked at Qi Yun, Mi Dao said that he understood, not only did he understand, but he was so excited that he almost splattered blood on the spot.

"Tongzi Tongzi! There are four words written in Qi Zhao's eyes: I'm better than you! I'm better than you!!! Is there any?! It's strong! It's strong! Damn this emperor CP blows me up!!!"

The system is a pain in the ass.

Mi Dao put his hands together: "Thank you for your hospitality, I'm full of dog food."

.So, since Qi Zhao came back from work that day, Mi Dao complimented him fiercely and blew him into the sky, the two reconciled, and roughly returned to the original mode of getting along.

I just don't know why Qi Zhao sometimes looks at him strangely, even with some aggressiveness. He seems to be exploring something, and he seems to be suppressing something.

Mi Dao didn't understand, so he sighed every day that the child grew up and had his own thoughts.

system:"……"

As the plot of the previous dynasty continued to advance, the completion of the script also reached 70%.

Mi Dao repeatedly confirmed the various values ​​of the protagonist Qi Yun, and after watching the emperor and the CP couple stick together every day to do things in the courtroom, Mi Dao felt that he had seen the dawn of the game's smooth customs clearance.

Sure enough, not long after, Mi Dao heard that something happened in the previous dynasty.

.The son of Zheng Guogong was convicted of a serious crime for corruption and bribery. Zheng Guogong was ill for several days and did not go to court. In the past few days, the emperor issued an edict, and senior officials who depended on Zheng's family were convicted and sacked. The Zheng family, a relative of 20 years old, collapsed with a bang.

Hearing this news, the Empress Dowager Zheng was furious, but she tried to break into Fuming Palace several times without success, and was finally put under house arrest by Qi Zhao in her own bedroom.

When Mi Dao heard the system say that the completion of the script had reached 80%, he felt that the next 20% of the plot should have nothing to do with him.

Because in the original plot of "HE Ending: A Very Renowned Minister", after the emperor CP joined forces to overthrow the Zheng family, they established a very deep socialist brotherhood. Generally, the ministers' provocation will not hurt the emperor's relationship with the emperor at all. The protagonist's trust.

.As a result, the protagonist can be said to be a golden finger in the court, and the emperor lets him do whatever he wants to do, such as the last small plot of using the drought to eliminate the remnants of foreign relatives.

Mi Dao feels that the focus of the last 20% should be the remaining small plot, which will take a few months at most. After the protagonist shows his death, the emperor will entrust a large area to the protagonist, and then he can be HE. .

Xianyu Midao said, "Oh, I'm so laid back."

System: "Oh."

Mi Dao: "However, I still feel that it is a pity that I didn't turn black back then."

System: "Why?"

Mi Dao: "Because it's blackened, you can openly hook up with the little brother of the guard! Do you know how much I envy Xiao Liuzi? . I'm chatting with you, this afternoon I saw Xiao Gong from his family. Although he's not very handsome, his muscles, those long legs... Oh I'm so sour, I'm going to become a lemon whale woo woo woo. "

system:"……"

Mi Dao: "Tong, you said that I am so good-looking, why didn't the little guard take a liking to me? To be reasonable, the blackening plot can't be the only one, right? The characters I made for Liu He'an are above. That's not how I wrote it, I also wrote about events like bundling 'beep-', props 'beep-' and wild 'beep-', why have I never encountered it once?"

The system just wants to take out this person's brain and clean it once.

Just when Mi Dao was puzzled, Qi Zhao sent someone to call him over.

Mi Dao was a little stunned when she heard the edict. Although it was already dark, it was not yet time for Qi Zhao to go to bed.

.Mi Dao asked the system, "Why is Qi Zhao asking me to come over now? Shouldn't he be happily cultivating friendship with my son?"

The system said, "You're going to lose your horse."

Rice: "???"

System: "Qi Zhao found the correspondence between you and the target person."

Rice: "..."

System: "Good luck, dear."

Mi Dao: "Fuck!"

——What's it like to be discovered by your immediate boss that you have an affair with his wife?

Mi Dao: Thank you for the invitation. I will go to experience it soon. If I come back alive, I will answer.

Mi Dao stepped into Qi Zhao's study like this.

Qi Zhao was the only one standing in the study, and the other servants had already been sent out by Qi Zhao, and the room was silent for a while, and even a needle dropped to the ground could be heard.

.Mi Dao walked behind Qi Zhao and respectfully asked An Dao, "Your Majesty."

Qi Zhao heard the sound, turned around, and smashed a letter and a book directly on Mi Dao's body, his tone was as cold as if it had been frozen in an ice cellar: "How long have you been communicating with him?"

Mi Dao immediately knelt down and saw clearly the words on the letter. It was Qi Yun's handwriting, and the book beside it was the book of poems that Qi Yun promised to give him last time.

Usually, when Mi Dao receives a letter from Qi Yun, he always burns it after reading it, but he didn't expect this one to be cut off by Qi Zhao.

Oh, cool... Mi Dao suddenly felt that he might not live to go back to answer the question.

Qi Zhao looked at him in a panic, and his eyes were instantly filled with blood, and there was a violent and chilling anger all over his body.

.With a gloomy expression on his face, he gritted his teeth and said, "Get up."

Mi Dao's heart was beating wildly, and she only felt that her legs were already stiff. As soon as she stood up, she saw Qi Zhao's eyes were blood red, and he stretched out his hand to him like a furious beast.

Just when Mi Dao thought Qi Zhao was going to strangle him, Qi Zhao squeezed him into his arms and bit his lip hard.

Rice: "!!!"

The author has something to say: Hang Bai: "Today and tomorrow, all the comments in chapter V will be given red envelopes~"

Qi Zhao: "Well, I've already commented on it."

Mi Dao: "Ah ah ah ah, Your Majesty, I can ah ah ah ah ah!!!" .

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