《[BL] What Should I Do If I'm Being Targeted by a Paranoid Attack [Quick Wear]》2.10
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Mi Dao spent the night in Fuming Palace—no, the next day after sleeping, Eunuch Zhao went to ask the little tyrant’s holy will, and asked where He An of Fanying Palace should be arranged to work. The little tyrant grunted twice and said "whatever".
Eunuch Zhao has been pondering the holy meaning for a long time, and he dared to arrange Mi Dao casually, so he thought about it, and finally decided to respect Mi Dao's old work, and arranged Mi Dao to serve in the study room of Fuming Palace.
There is not much work in the study, that is, when the little tyrant is away, sweeping the ashes and being lazy. When the little tyrant comes over, he will bring tea and pour water, compared to the day and night in the Fanying Hall that he has to eat. Work, Mi Dao said that this place is almost heaven.
.Well, almost, if it weren't for the fact that the little tyrant spends more and more time studying, Mi Dao has less and less time to be lazy. The little tyrant will pull Mi Dao to roast sweet potatoes and roast potatoes during the day, and he will pull Mi Dao to watch the night at night. If I sleep with you, Mi Dao feels that she can feel good.
Just like that, five years have passed without incident.
Thanks to the ingenious distribution of the initial set attribute values, in the past five years, the personal development of the protagonist Qi Yun has been quite good, and the completion of the script has gradually been promoted to 40%, so there is no need to worry about rice and rice.
Because Liu He'an, played by Mi Dao, was not blackened, although Liu He'an was determined to overturn the case for the Liu family and to clear the guilt of their fathers and grandparents, in the deep palace of cannibalism, the kind and upright Liu He'an It is not easy for He An to protect himself.
.This gave Mi Dao an excellent assist on the road of salted fish.
In addition, because of the connivance of the petty tyrant, Mi Dao is living a pretty good life.
In this Fuming Palace, the eunuchs and palace maids who survived smoothly are all human beings and have sharp eyes. Although Mi Dao has never held any important positions in the palace, everyone knows that this person is absolutely impossible to provoke. , so I never dared to pick on his thorns.
Not only that, everyone in the palace also tried their best to please Mi Dao, just for fear that one day they would accidentally get into trouble, and they could ask him to help out and say two good words in front of the little tyrant, so as to save their own life.
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So, at this moment, Mi Dao with a face full of spring breeze is sitting on the Taishi chair with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a teacup and sipping the good Mingqian Longjing, shaking his head and saying: "Everything, Dad thinks that he is very good now."
.system:
"Oh."
Mi Dao thought for a while, looked at his pants with regret, and said, "If I can live a sex life again, Dad thinks that he will be even more powerful, able to call the wind and rain, and be invincible!"
System: "Oh."
So Mi Dao discussed with the system: "So darling, can you get Dad to stand up again?"
The system said coolly, "Your leg is not broken."
Mi Dao: "It's broken! My third leg is obviously broken! I'm an angel with broken legs!"
The system ignored him and reminded him that it was time to go to work, and Mi Dao began to condemn the feudal system when he heard it.
.But blame is blamed. Tonight, Mi Dao must go to this job, because today is the thirteenth birthday of the little tyrant Qi Zhao. It is the first time Liu He'an has met the protagonist Qi Yun and helped him and Xiao Qi. An important plot point for the tyrant to take the line.
This emperor's birthday is like a big festival. Naturally, the palace will be decorated with lanterns and banquets. Even if the queen mother Zheng almost ignores the emperor's son in private, the superficial skills of the Tianjia are indispensable. . From half a month onwards, the eunuchs and maids in the palace have been so busy that their heads are not touching their pillows.
Before the sun had set, the feast in the palace in front began. The octaves were played together, and the elegant music was played together. The lively voices spread far into the harem, and followed Mi Dao on a long corridor in the secluded part of Fuming Palace. , come over, go over, come over, go over...
Yes, Mi Dao failed to go to the former dynasty.
.Although Mi Dao became the personal eunuch of the little tyrant, the little tyrant never took Mi Dao out of Fuming Palace. Whether it was going to court on weekdays, or to see the regent Zheng Guogong, or to learn some kind of archery or other kung fu, the little tyrant never let Mi Dao go with him, and always only let Zhao Gonggong follow him.
Mi Dao expressed that he was completely at a loss for this. After thinking for a long time, he finally decided: "Well! I must be too handsome! My son is afraid that I will steal the limelight by standing next to me."
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system:"……"
But that's okay, Mi Dao is happy and leisurely, anyway, he can stay at home, and if he has nothing to do, he can let the system show him some love action movies, watch some indescribable tanmei novels, etc. In short, he thinks it is very good. .
.So, Mi Dao, who was abandoned by the little tyrant, squatted and guarded the protagonist Qi Yun in this Fuming Palace. According to the original plot, Qi Yun would pretend to get lost and touch the palace tonight, and then "just" ran into Liu He'an.
Speaking of Qi Yun, he is actually very close relatives to Liu and An, and the two of them met a few times when they were young.
Qi Yun is a two-year-old tyrant, now fifteen. His biological mother, Liu Cairen, is the sister of Liu He'an's father.
Because Liu Cairen died early, Qi Yun was raised under the knees of other concubines. He had no support since he was a child and could not become a climate, so Empress Dowager Zheng was not in a hurry to solve him at that time. After the death of the old emperor, Empress Dowager Zheng gave him a six-year-old Qi Yun named him "Duanwang", and he randomly got him a mansion in the capital, making Qi Yun the idle prince, and planning to take care of him slowly in the future. Later, the Liu family was beheaded by the whole family, Qi Yun completely lost his backing, and the Empress Dowager Zheng ignored his existence.
.But what Empress Dowager Zheng didn't expect was that Qi Yun was reborn.
When Mi Dao walked along the wall for thirty-eight times, he finally "ran into" the protagonist Qi Yun...
It was already dark, and the scattered lights of Fuming Palace illuminated the veranda from time to time. Qi Yun was dressed in a purple-black python robe, with a jade waist and a golden scorpion. His steps were steady and fast, and his eyes were firm and sharp, without the youthfulness of a fifteen year old. with impatience.
Tonight, Qi Yun came prepared.
Taking advantage of the noise of the singing banquet in the front hall, he quietly left the table. With the help of his confidant's secret guard, he successfully avoided the patrolling guards and sneaked into the harem.
During the five years of his rebirth, he had already found out the truth that he was killed by the Queen Mother in his previous life. Right now, the Zheng family is flourishing in the court. In order to overthrow the foreign relatives, he needs to start with the emperor.
.Over the years, in addition to keeping a low profile, he has been looking for an opportunity to contact the emperor, until he found out that there was a eunuch named "He An" by the emperor's side, and after a closer inspection, He An was actually his uncle's His surviving son, his cousin Liu He'an, whom he had met several times when he was young!
Qi Yun immediately understood that this was his God-given opportunity.
Walking through a forest path, Qi Yun finally found the eunuch's residence, and saw the person he was looking for on the veranda not far away.
The night here is extremely quiet, the man is standing in the cold moonlight, and the silver light outlines his beautiful profile.
He was raising his face slightly, as if he was listening carefully to the hustle and bustle of the palace music in the distance. His thin and frail figure inexplicably made people feel pity, and people couldn't help but want to go forward and hug him, so as not to let him The man drifted away in the night wind.
.Qi Yun was stunned for a moment, but for a moment he forgot to move forward.
I heard the system prompt a long time ago, and concave the shape of the rice: "The neck is stiff..."
Qi Yun finally came over, and as he walked, he spoke gently and politely: "This father-in-law, can you ask me the way?"
The man turned his head and trembled, and a tear flashed in his clear eyes. He was like a little animal disturbed by something, ignorant and panic, his lips were slightly open, and his misty eyes were even more itchy.
This is obviously a man, but he has such a provocative appearance...
Qi Yun's heart was beating like a drum, his mind was empty, and he almost forgot the purpose of his coming here.
With tears in her heart, Mi Dao said, "Fuck you, your neck is twisted! It hurts..."
system:"……".
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