At first, the system thought that it was a string of data.

It's still a bunch of very cold, ruthless, and very calculating data.

Until...it was transferring its filthy host to the second world, and then suddenly found that its database was invaded by a string of inexplicable viruses!

That string of data was left by Dr. Ling, the target of the host's strategy in the previous world!

System: "...qaq."

Why do this to it? Obviously it is so innocent, kind and pure!

However, the person who created it doesn't seem to be very attentive, and the system itself is not particularly smart and rigorous "data", so the system... was soon threatened by this virus created by Dr. Ling.

The next step is to make concessions, concessions, and concessions to its filthy host.

She retreated directly into the small, cramped dark room.

QAQ.

While knocking on the wooden fish and reciting scriptures, he was closely supervised by a bunch of virus gentlemen outside the little black house.

This is simply not the day the system should live!

The system was angry, annoyed, and wanted to break out, but it was not good enough, it really couldn't fight against those virus gentlemen, and at the same time, it also liked that dirty host a little bit, um, of course, the most important reason is the former! As for the latter's natural liking for the host... that must have only a little relationship!

right! That's it!

The system thought and complained like this, so it just followed its host for a long time, watching whether the host was a zombie emperor, a little cub, a mermaid "princess", a small mirror, or anything else, all! department! All! Dirty!

Simply dirty system I don't even want to mention it!

Why, its host is so dirty?

Its host can't be normal, serious, cold, and pure?

The system silently prayed to himself in his little black room, and soon found himself being called out by the host again.

System: "..." expressionless.

However, no matter how expressionless it was, it still went out honestly.

After all, it is a system that is diligent and responsible, and it is so honest, not because of its little liking for the host, but entirely because of its system responsibility itself!

Right, that is it!

So the system jumped out of the small black room like this, but it was still a string of data, looking blankly at the host who was snuggling with the host's target!

The host attacking target also deliberately glanced provocatively in midair!

It must have been provocative to show it!

hateful! despicable! Shameless!

The system secretly scolded this dirty host strategy target who hooked up its pure and flawless host, full of hatred.

Its host is smiling slightly, his expression is light, as if he doesn't care about anything, as if no one can blaspheme.

The system knows how dirty the heart is hidden under such a cold and pure appearance!

The system bit the small handkerchief and was unhappy.

Its host smiled slightly, and said lightly: "I said before that I would find a new body for you, look, this is good? You used to be such a small, milky-white hedgehog with a big dumpling, covered all over. The thorns are hard and sharp. This hedgehog is also like this, and its natural aptitude is better than your original body. Look, is it suitable for your body?"

Only then did the system see the little hedgehog in the hands of its host-but it was not an animal, but a spirit beast.

The system suddenly remembered that since its host and the target of the host's strategy have returned to this real world, they have been using it to continue to travel through those small worlds.

In the last small world, its host once helped a weak and dying spirit beast, the little hedgehog, to fulfill several of its wishes. For this reason, its host hardly had a good rest in the previous world, and they all played while playing. While fulfilling the little hedgehog's wish, he has to fight the target with the host... And the reason why the host helps the little hedgehog is to temporarily seal the little hedgehog's soul in the body, and when the time comes, then the little hedgehog's soul will be sealed. The soul is released and allowed to enter reincarnation.

At that time, the system didn't know what its host wanted to do.

But now, it probably already knows.

Its host, the master, wants to give it a body, and let it begin to practice.

The system didn't quite understand what the host meant by re-finding, as if it once had a body.

However, if you can really have a body, then... can it be devoutly able to cultivate Buddhahood and enter the Tao? From now on can it be really clean and spotless?

if it is like this......

The system couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, that's not bad.

At least, it doesn't have to watch its host dirty all day long!

The system is a little excited.

But it quickly reacted again. If so, then, is it about to leave its host?

It was hesitating when it heard its host say indifferently: "You are simple-minded, I don't worry about sending you directly to the realm of cultivation that I have experienced that can truly ascend to the realm of immortality and the realm of the gods. Why don't you follow suit? Zhan Yu and I have been in several small worlds a few times, and if we have experience and collect more things, I will send you to the realm of cultivation. At that time, if you can cultivate into an immortal and become a god, we will be able to The gods meet again."

The system heard vaguely, and suddenly felt that its entire data was a little hot.

Immediately afterwards, it heard its host ask it again: "I will put you in this body now, okay? The original body of this body should also be sent for reincarnation."

The system found that it seemed to hesitate for a while, and finally agreed to have a new body.

Although, it doesn't quite understand why the host keeps saying that it used to be a little hedgehog. However, if the host wants it to be a little hedgehog, why not be a little hedgehog?

Moreover, perhaps by being a little hedgehog, you will be able to see less privacy about the host and the target of the host's strategy.

It seems so...not bad?

So after hesitating for a long time, the system finally agreed, allowing its host to integrate it into the body of the highly qualified little hedgehog.

The next moment, the system felt that it seemed that it... really had a soul.

That familiar feeling, as if it had a soul a long time ago.

The system felt that this feeling was a bit strange, and it was moving its body uncomfortably when it heard its host whisper again: "It should be named, what do you want to be called?"

System: "Squeaky!" I want a... very clean, pure, and unsullied name! The host takes it!

Ye Shan: "..." How much evil did he do? Why did you harm the system like this?

The system is still making a request in a low voice: "Squeaky!" If you want to hear it, you just don't want to find a Taoist companion, and you don't want to make a name for yourself!

Ye Shan: "..." = =

Then the system found that its host was silent for a while, and finally slowly spit out four words.

"Washless, how is it?"

The body and mind are pure, white and free of dirt, but is it suitable for the requirements of the system?

The system immediately became happy, and couldn't help but formed a ball into a ball, and rolled around excitedly in the hands of its host.

Ye Shan: "..." His hand hurts.

The system whispered again: "Squeaky-" Then, it will be called Ye Wugou from now on.

Naturally, Ye Wugou didn't notice his host's next stun.

It's just a joyous discovery, and life is happier when it has a body.

For example, in the past, it could only hide itself in the small dark room and silently recite scriptures, but now, it can run to the spacious attic of the villa specially furnished for it by the host, look at the beautiful scenery outside, knock on Computer keyboard, study Buddhism with Buddhist lovers on the Internet, and complain about those who place too much importance on lust...

For example, Ye Wugou once thought that meat, as soon as he heard it, had something to do with lust, and it must be a very, very dirty and unclean thing. But now, since Ye Wugou had tasted the taste of meat, he suddenly felt that even if he wanted to seriously like Buddhism, he would not delay his liking to eat meat at all! After all, as long as it's pure and unsullied in mind, it's...enough, right?

For another example, its host also gave it a mustard seed space that even the people of the gods could not ask for, and let it take it and recognize it as its master. There were also a lot of things that Ye Wugou either needed or didn't use.

And every time, its host will take it to play in the three thousand small worlds.

It's just that this time, the three of them passed through their souls together, and it sometimes penetrated into people's bodies, and then used that person's identity to live in the previous life.

In the past, Ye Wugou only watched his host travel around like this, initially to save people, and later to play.

At that time, it only thought that it was a fun thing, but when it was replaced by it, it felt that it was not an easy thing to be a human being.

In particular, its host only accompanies it for a few months at a time, and then runs away without a trace, ignoring it at all!

So Ye Wugou could only silently start to live, play, and collect all kinds of strange materials in that world.

This is also what the host said. Anyway, the mustard seed has a lot of space, and there are many things like storage or storage bags given to it by the host. The storage items found in the small world can also be used. In this case, anyway, there are things that hold those things and can take those things away, so why not do it?

So Ye Wugou was collecting all kinds of supplies very seriously, keeping one for himself and one for the host. Very diligent and very... clean and pure, never falling in love in a small world...

Not to mention physical love, not even spiritual love.

Ye Wugou could feel the host's helplessness and pity towards him, but, Ye Wugou knew about his own affairs, it wasn't that he really didn't want to fall in love, but, if it was a pure Platonic love, Ye Wugou would Wugou is of course willing in his heart. He can not only feel spiritual companionship and happiness, but also continue to be clean and pure. Why not do it?

However, every person it met, upon hearing what it said, looked at it with a particularly ugly and complicated expression, and in the end, they just turned and left.

Ye Wugou: "..." This is obviously a very simple and happy thing. Why do these people look like you're a fool?

Ye Wugou felt strange in his heart, but he didn't feel strange for too long.

Because it traversed five small worlds with its host and the host's strategy target, and lived for a long time. After having enough experience and self-protection methods, its host sent it to the realm of self-cultivation.

Before sending it away, I also took out a box and gave it a piece of God's skeleton, and the rest continued to be sealed in the box. He also said that this skeleton would make it qualified to ascend to the God Realm in the future.

Ye Wugou didn't understand it at the time, but he also knew that his host would also be reluctant to give it up, so the things he gave to him should be things that they could meet again in the future, so he didn't hesitate to ask for it.

Ye Wugou just left his dirty host and went to the cultivation world.

Ye Wugou was a little sad, even more sad.

So I couldn't help but start eating everywhere after crossing into the cultivation world with the body of a little hedgehog.

Finally, I met a young man in white who is very good at making seafood, especially lobster!

That young man has a bald head! Although he is not a Buddhist practitioner, he is also a person who is quite proficient in Buddhist principles, and even hates those who cannot control themselves!

Little Hedgehog Ye Wugou couldn't help but felt that this guy was very pleasing to the eye, so he started to follow him.

So this follow, from the cultivation world to the fairy world, and from the fairy world to the god world.

Little Hedgehog·Ye Wugou has been following the fake Buddha cultivator dressed as a monk. He also thinks that this person is very good. He is neither in love nor obsessed with beauty, but he is extremely gentle to him, and his cooking skills are very good!

Little Hedgehog·Ye Wugou couldn't help but think, if he really wanted to find a partner, then such a partner who was not addicted to alcohol and was obviously willing to be with his partner "Plato's Love" for a lifetime is the most, most, most, most fit it!

So, when the two of them arrived at the God Realm together, Little Hedgehog Ye Wugou finally transformed into a human form for the first time, stood in front of the very surprised young man, hooked his finger at the young man, and whispered, "You too Do you think Plato's love is good?"

Youth: "..." What the hell is Plato's love?

However, the person in front of him is really good-looking, and he is still the little hedgehog who has been following him... The young man couldn't help but blushed.

The head also subconsciously nodded.

Ye Wugou immediately became overjoyed.

Immediately, he saw his host flying towards him on a dragon.

Ye Wugou hadn't seen his host for a long time, so he couldn't help but pounced on him.

He threw himself directly into the arms of his host.

"Just come back."

Ye Wugou also thought so in his heart, and then took the opportunity to step on the back of the host's target.

Ye Shan: "..." Forget it, leave it to him.

Then the two rode the unwilling dragon together and returned to Ye Shan's territory.

Ye Wugou had a heart full of words he wanted to tell his host, but before he could say a few words, he just got off the back of the dragon when he felt a gust of wind swept across his host, and his host was caught The dragon was swept away.

His ears moved, and he even heard his host's dirty words as always.

"You ride me at night, and now I ride you for a while, why are you not happy?"

"Ow!" Of course you can ride for as long as you want. But what is that little system! Don't give him a ride! Also, compensation, blowjob, both...

Ye Wugou: "..."

After so many years, why is his host still so dirty?

What to ride or not to ride, just, Can't we save these words for the night?

Ye Wugou was angry, annoyed and ashamed, so he could only silently recite the Buddhist scriptures for a while, and then he met the young man who came to look for him.

Ye Wugou was overjoyed for a moment, and he dragged the young man to discuss the Buddhadharma.

Youth: "..." Although he didn't come here, but if he can start with discussing the Dharma, he can discuss other things with this little hedgehog, um, maybe, it's not bad?

After a long, long time, Ye Wugou finally decided to marry the young man he thought was as pure and innocent as him and yearned for Plato's love.

Then, that night, just as Ye Wugou planned to continue discussing the profoundness of the Dharma with the young man, he found that the young man had stripped off his clothes in front of him.

It also revealed... three whole little Tintins.

Ye Wushou: =mouth=

The young man smiled shyly, then took Ye Wugou's hand and placed it in an indescribable place, whispering: "You know, my body is a mantis shrimp, which is... a Pipi shrimp. Well, just right, Or the rare Pipi shrimp with three dicks in its original body. Wugou, do you like it?"

Ye Wugou: "..." No! He doesn't like it at all! He only intends to find a partner who can fall in love with him spiritually. How can he find it, but he finds such a man with three penis!

The host's man only has two penis, how can he go past the host!

No no no! He's going to regret his marriage!

Must regret the marriage!

He has a backstage! His host is definitely willing to let him go back after he regrets his marriage!

Ye Wugou was in a trance for a while, but when he regained his senses, he realized that he was being pressed under the youth.

While kissing him mindlessly, the young man promised in a low voice: "Don't worry, in the future, I will ride you at night, but during the day, you can ride me around every day. Okay?"

Okay?

What a ghost!

He didn't want to find such a partner!

Worse than his host's partner!

But......

This night is still very long.

"Don't leave, okay?"

"not good!"

"If you don't leave, just... do it once less. If you leave, do it three more times! So, are you leaving?"

"...Well, bastard!"

The author has something to say: The full text is over!

Sahua, thank you for your support all the way, I am very moved and very happy~~ But I still don't say goodbye, because my new article will be published on the 20th of this month~~ Waiting for everyone! meow meow meow~~

Dirty little leaf: Although I am very dirty, although I have only one peach blossom in my heart and body, but... when my mind is clear, I love peach blossoms, and I love you even more~~

Zhan Yu: hum ~~ pen heart~~ send peach blossoms~~

Thanks to the little angels for the reward meow~ rub ~~

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