Chapter 121 Piranha and His Flower Messenger 09

Although Ye Shan really felt that his little peach blossom should be beaten, and even felt that he should be beaten when he was kind enough to let him out from time to time to play for a long time, but, Ye Shan finally saw that little peach blossom had another episode of mania. At times, I finally sighed in my heart.

That's all, Xiao Taohua is so pitiful, age... It's time to have that kind of idea, and there's nothing wrong with using those two albums to tempt him.

After all, according to the mating method of the blood of the gods in this world, in addition to the human form, people... can really use the gods to mate...

Although Ye Shan knew in his heart that he probably couldn't accept this matter, he obviously had no reason or position to refuse his peach blossoms to accept and absorb the knowledge related to this matter.

Yes, it is like that.

System: "Haha."

Ye Shan: "...Aren't you going to chant scriptures?"

System: "Data is ubiquitous." Especially the viruses 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc. surrounding it, even if it doesn't want to know, those viruses don't want to.

After all, if those viruses don't want their hosts to be unhappy, let alone that in the eyes of the hosts, those viruses are part of the "evil forces", and at the same time, the last thing those viruses want is for the hosts to use new In order to try to "have sex", it is inevitable to push the system out to prevent the host from trying this novelty.

System: "..." This system is also helpless.

It's a pity that even if it's helpless, the system can only say seriously: "If the host really doesn't understand this... the way of flowers and plants, it's better to give up temporarily. After all, the target of the host's strategy has always been obsessed with the host, as long as the host is unwilling, he wants to come. The target of the host's strategy will definitely not force the host to do such... dirty things."

Ye Shan thought so too.

After all, some bottom lines are really unbreakable.

Although in the past when he was a mermaid, he was in the water with the peach blossom incarnation of a dragon... it was better, but at that time they were both half-human and half-beast, they were all the same, and he... could barely accept it.

But later in the world where he turned into a little monster, his peach blossom was an octopus, and Ye Shan never allowed his peach blossom to use the body and his... After all, the body of an octopus is Octopus ah, after Ye Shan turned into a human form at that time, how could he accept this? Naturally, he refused without hesitation.

Although in that life, when he woke up every morning, he would find himself being held by a pink octopus...

Similarly, in this life, although Ye Shan can understand his peach blossoms longing for flowers and plants to mate, but Ye Shan can't even understand these most basic "sacred world spring palace pictures", Ye Shan's heart is very broken. Some despair, so, before the system said its thoughts, Ye Shan actually... really decided not to do this.

How can this be done?

He really can't even read the pictures.

What if his peach blossoms come to deceive him?

Better not do it.

It's a pity that the system came to persuade him, and said that kind of thing was "dirty".

How is it "dirty"?

Obviously that is a very sweet thing!

Ye Shan's face darkened, and he immediately said: "Why can't I do it? Just because Taohua is so infatuated with me, do I have to let Taohua do those things that go against my heart? If Taohua doesn't like it, it's fine, since he likes it so much, Moreover, he actually became an adult at the age of sixteen. Now, because I waited for another two years, I couldn't help but find those pictures to hook me up. He was so good to me, why can't I think more about him? And ,and......"

Moreover, Ye Shan has been thinking about it for hundreds of years in his last life, and he has finally figured it out in this life.

For him, he and his peach blossoms have gone through several lives, and every time is his peach blossoms, although Ye Shan in every life is actually quite... comfortable, because although his peach blossoms have the character of each life Everyone is different, but in that kind of thing, it's really... be gentle when you should be gentle, be tough when you should be tough, and be affectionate when you should be affectionate. , However, Xu Shi has lived too long, and of course he will have other ideas.

For example, pressing his peach blossoms under his body.

Unfortunately, for him, he and his peach blossoms have been through several lives, but for his peach blossoms, each life is the first time they met and fell in love for the first time, and peach blossoms would naturally want to be there for a while. Although this period of time is a bit long, it is long enough to last a lifetime...

However, this life is different from the others.

In this life, Ye Shan and his Peach Blossom Song Liyou will have two forms, one is a divine plant form, and the other is a human form.

Ye Shun started to think about it in his heart. If he discussed with Qu Liyou who was raised by him, well, when he was in the form of Shenzhi, Qu Liyou was the master, then he could discuss with Qu Liyou. , when the humanoid state is reached, it will be up to him to call the shots...

It seems that this kind of business is not impossible.

Ye Shan thought about it, and couldn't help but laughed strangely in his consciousness.

system:"......"

System: "..." It's not that this system is not good enough, it's really that its host is dirty in the head, and it really can't stop it if it wants to.

Viruses: "Haha."

So the system was shut down again to the small dark room.

Moreover, this time, it was completely closed, and no news from the outside world was received.

System: "..." Sure enough, it was still chanting.

Amitabha, good is good.

Ye Shan originally only smiled in consciousness, but when he smiled, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips - although he is still a man-eating flower and has no human form, it can also make people feel his good mood. .

So, Qu Liyou, who was crushed under the flower again because of her illness, and now finally sober, couldn't help but whispered, "Uncle bad boy, what are you laughing at? Are those two, those two picture books good? You all... ...do you understand?"

Qu Liyou couldn't help but blushed a little and her heart beat a little.

Although he had practiced these few sentences in private hundreds of times before, he was still a little shy when he said it.

Qu Liyou knew from a young age that he wanted to be a daughter-in-law for his villainous uncle when he grew up, but, but, being a daughter-in-law and being a daughter-in-law is different.

What Qu Liyou wants to do is to be kind to his bad uncle on weekdays, and then, in a certain way, to be able to completely control the bad uncle's emotions... bad daughter-in-law.

He thought that as long as he could satisfy his bad uncle in other respects, he would be very satisfied, and then just turn it around in that matter, and he would not be unwilling to come here.

After all, he is a three-hundred-claw withered vine now, and will be a thousand-clawed withered vine in the future!

He has so many dead vines and so many hands, which will definitely make his bad guy uncle very happy and happy!

Thinking of the hundreds of books in the series "Tentacle Plants and My Wife's Secrets and Secrets" that he had collected in private, Qu Liyou couldn't help but get excited.

He's a Tentacle, and he has more tentacles than the Tentacles in the Tentacle Plant Atlas series.

He's sure to make his bad-ass uncle happy...awesome.

As long as his badass uncle will...below.

However, this doesn't seem to be very difficult. Because the bad guy is always cold to him on weekdays, but Qu Liyou knows that the bad guy still likes him very much, otherwise he wouldn't often coax him to sing to him, and he wouldn't let him go all day. Beside him chattering like an annoying sparrow, staying by his side like an annoying sparrow, not to mention occasionally touching him with flowers - just like kissing him.

Qu Liyou thought about it, and her face turned even redder.

Bad uncle, isn't it...very bad.

Qu Liyou was thinking about the mess in his head, when he heard his bad uncle speak.

"...It's so simple, so naturally it won't be difficult for me." Ye Shan hesitated, because he really didn't understand the two albums about the mating of flowers and plants. But in order to prove that he is a well-informed old monster who has lived for more than a thousand years, Ye Shan still said such an ambiguous sentence, and then coughed and said, "Even though you were given to me by your father and mother to do it for me. Daughter-in-law, but you and I are both men. Right now, you and I are not married yet. In the future, if you and I are married, when you do that kind of thing, the questions about the upper and lower levels... always have to be discussed in advance. Just do it."

Qu Liyou was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened in surprise.

Ye Shanqing coughed before continuing: "Although I am many years older than you, I can't completely ignore your thoughts. I have already thought about it, in the future, after you and I get married, we will be together... When you're in the age of 2, everything is up to you, and I... try to listen to you as much as possible. However, "When you become a humanoid, you must listen to me all.

Before Ye Shan finished speaking, he saw that Qu Liyou had rushed over and hugged him, and started kissing his petals non-stop.

"Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely make you happy. Whether it's in the form of a god or a human, uncle, I will make you very happy and happy, and I will never regret making today's choice." Qu Liyou said immediately. , "From now on, Liyou is the uncle's daughter-in-law on weekdays, but during mating, the uncle is Liyou's daughter-in-law."

"Daughter-in-law, Liyou will definitely hurt you very much." Qu Liyou's body suddenly burst out with countless slender and soft branches, and began to wrap the piranha from the flowers to the stems, like It's like he wants to control the cannibal flower, "Daughter-in-law, look, I have many, many tentacles, and I have learned a lot... my skills and posture will definitely make you happy with today's decision. I, I really I'm so happy! Well, why don't we give it a try today, shall we? Although my uncle hasn't changed shape yet, but I will be able to do the Shenzhi main body. Didn't my uncle also learn it? Let's... try it. "

At the end, Qu Liyou's voice became hoarse.

Ye Shan: "..." Try a ghost!

And, did he really mean that just now?

Obviously he wanted to be fair. In the state of Shenzhi, he listened to Qu Liyou. When he was in the humanoid state, Qu Liyou had to obey him.

How fair is that.

There will be no quarrel in the future.

Why didn't he finish his words, his little peach blossom was very excited to come to a conclusion on this matter!

And the conclusion is that he has to stay below!

Why?

System: "Haha."

Just be slow. If you put it the other way around, first talk about what happened after you turned into a humanoid, and then talk about the state of the gods, the host won't have a chance to catch the loopholes in your words, right?

As for now...hehe.

I wish the host a lot of happiness, and then... I will be oppressed forever.

Viruses: "Well." Seconded.

Ye Shan: "..."

But now, the shooting system is not the most important thing, the most important thing is...

"...Don't kiss! You haven't gotten married yet. Anyway, this kind of thing will be discussed after getting married..."

"That bad uncle, do you really listen to me in the future? When you are mating, you are my daughter-in-law?"

"......no!"

"Then continue..."

"Well, I mean, it's...not that it can't be..."

In life, there is always a choice, right?

Ye Shan finally rescued his flowers from those vines and saliva, thinking silently.

Perhaps, he will be able to successfully counterattack next time?

Anyway, they haven't come with human figures. Right?

The author has something to say: System: Ha ha. #Question: Which one is better at deceiving oneself? Answer: The host is the strongest! #ouye