《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》117
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Chapter 117 Piranha and His Flower Messenger 05
"Then, kiss. Kiss and work."
Qu Liyou clearly looked pitiful, but his eyes looked at Ye Shan with anticipation and anxiety, for fear that Ye Shan would not allow it. Apparently, he was suddenly adopted by Ye Shan, lest the adopter would not like him or abandon him to feel insecure.
Ye Shan: "...Then, okay."
But after the promise was completed, Ye Shancai thought silently, he really wanted to kiss, but the question came, he is a tall piranha now, how to kiss a little beanie?
Then Ye Shan saw that Qu Liyou's eyes lit up, and he started to hug his four piranha petals and kiss them one by one.
Ye Shan: "..." Do you want to tell Xiao Taohua, in fact, none of the four petals are his face, all of them are his hands and feet...
System: "Haha. Then the host needs to tell the host to attack the target, and the place where the host's target has been stepping on the flower and stamen is the host's... face?"
Ye Shan: "...!!!" This stupid system that made him want to grab it and hang it up! Didn't you see that he had used all his energy to completely forget this bad thing? Why are you still popping out to remind him!
Just gotta fight!
Sprinkle salt on the whip and whip it!
After smoking, sprinkle honey on the wound and put ants!
More drops. Wax and wood. Horses!
System: "..." Forget the whip honey ant in front of it, drop, wax, wood, horse or something... Is that what this system thinks?
Sure enough, a mule can't turn into a horse wherever it goes.
Its host will be careless and dirty no matter what!
A bunch of yellow stuff in my head!
Not quiet at all!
Not at all like the host's pure-hearted, glamorous, noble, and dust-free face!
Ye Shan: "...No way, a pure heart, few desires, aloof and noble eyes, nothing can make me happy. I only do what makes me happy."
System: "..." No, host, you don't have to go on talking, this system doesn't want to listen any more! one! point! All! Do not!
Ye Shan continued to speak quietly in his consciousness with the cold and nobility of the aloof piranha flower.
"In this world, the only things that can make me happy are doing, loving... doing things."
system:"......"
System: "...Hehehe."
Why does the host need to add the second half of the sentence? Even if it is added, as the host's brain-attached system, it clearly knows that the second half of the sentence is just a false statement under the host's hypocrisy!
Ye Shan didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being dismantled.
He felt that he didn't think about those dirty things right now, he was very clean and pure, and he was very happy.
What he is doing now is what he loves to do.
For example, try to make yourself shorter, so that you can "lie down" on the ground, looking at the little peach blossom in the shape of Xiaodou Ding, wiping the sweat, holding those small shovels, small machetes, small pots, small kitchen knives and so on, He started busy hunting, chopping wood, cooking, cooking, barbecuing, and driving away butterflies and bees as he requested. , I thought that I would be more diligent and more diligent, and then I could ask this bad uncle for candy after finishing my work. Well, sweet sweets are delicious, and kisses are sweet too.
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You can also ask for a few kisses.
Bad Uncle has four petals... well, he can kiss all four!
very good.
Qu Liyou thought about it, and she worked harder.
He was originally from the bloodline of Shenzhi, and he was naturally stronger than ordinary children. Now that he came to the Forest of Despair, his body was even stronger because of the abundant spiritual energy in the deepest part of the Forest of Despair. Doing these ordinary tasks does not feel very tired.
As for hunting and the like, because his divine plant bloodline is a hundred-clawed withered vine, so after avoiding the sight of the villainous uncle, he turned into a pile of "withered grass", and he could catch many small animals and use his own A bunch of "hands", slaughtered the small animals on the spot, then bled the small animals, gutted them and cut them into pieces, then turned them into human shapes, put these things in the storage ring, and then ran to the bad uncle with a cute face The cute look starts to cook for the villain uncle!
Qu Liyou is still young, and he can't eat too much now. What's more, his favorite thing is actually eating sugar and kissing, so he now cooks more than a dozen animals according to the recipe given by the bad guy. For the bad uncle.
After all, Uncle Bad Guy is a piranha.
If you want to eat piranhas not to eat people, you must give Uncle Cannibals some other meaty food.
Otherwise, what if the bad uncle ate him one day...
Ye Shan just looked at the little peach blossom for a while with joy, excitement for a while, and secretiveness for a while. When he touched it, it turned into a pile of "withered grass" catching prey, and he thought he couldn't see it for a while, and his little face was wrinkled. Baba's like a little old man... very happy to see.
"Look, this is what makes me happy too." Ye Shan said to the system in his consciousness, "But this thing is not dirty at all! There is no color at all! It is not abnormal at all!"
This is something he is quite righteous about.
System: "Haha."
Just be arrogant or something, host, you wait and then talk about it.
Then it silently reminds the host.
"Ding! After system detection, the parents and two older sisters of the host's strategy target are about to reach the host's sphere of influence and will soon find the host's strategy target."
Ye Shan didn't feel anything about it.
Come and come.
When he first watched the plot, he knew that Qu Liuli had seen his original body and smelled the flower fragrance of the original body. And Qu Liuli is an unusually smart and cautious person, so when she suddenly smelled the same floral fragrance from Qu Youhuang, she would definitely be shocked and then check carefully.
After all, the original body of the man-eating flower was only for the descendants of old friends who came to see him to walk out of the forest of death, so he attached his floral fragrance to them. After the forest, the fragrance of the flowers dissipated.
But the fragrance of Ye Shan's flowers on Qu Youhuang's body can last for four or five days. Sooner or later, Qu Liuli will find out, and then he will find clues and find him.
It's just that Ye Shan didn't expect that the little peach blossom in this life has a few relatives who sincerely treat him.
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To find it, in the first few lifetimes, Xiao Taohua rarely met such a good person, but every time it was miserable, it was like... being cursed.
Thinking of this, Ye Shan couldn't help frowning.
It's just that he didn't have time to think about it, and found that Xiao Taohua's relatives had already entered his sphere of influence.
The empress of Shennong Kingdom knew that this man-eating flower was the "old ancestor" of the queen's family, and also heard that the "old ancestor" Qu Liuli said should not be a bad person and would not attack their youngest son, so When approaching Ye Shan, the guards and dark guards were kept outside, and the two emperors, the eldest princess, and the second princess entered Ye Shan's sphere of influence alone.
Ye Shan was very satisfied with this.
He thought to himself, it seemed quite reliable, he could talk to them in a while, and then... let them keep their son and leave!
His little peach blossoms, Ye Shan thought, should still be raised by him.
How can I give it to someone else? Even if the other party is Xiao Taohua's parents.
Thinking of this, Ye Shan felt a little guilty.
Then he silently looked at the small peach blossoms who were squatting there, holding a small fan and fanning the fire to cook the meat, and he still had to keep fanning the small peach blossoms for the small stoves piled with more than a dozen bricks. A not-so-good foreboding.
Sure enough, he heard an exclamation.
"Worry! What are you doing?"
The queen loves her son eagerly. When she saw her son, she didn't have time to be happy. She saw that her son's face was gray. Forget about the other stoves... So I ran around like this, and I didn't have time to rest for a while.
The queen thought about the children of her family who had suffered this kind of hardship in ordinary times, and subconsciously burst into tears. She couldn't help but go up to hug her younger son and cry.
Fortunately, the emperor grabbed her immediately, then pulled her hard, and with his two daughters, knelt down to Ye Shan.
Ye Shan: "..." Well, whether you want to address your father-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law, sister-in-law or sister-in-law, you shouldn't kneel at me.
So Ye Shan wanted to stretch out his thorns to help these people up.
As a result, just as his spikes were stretched out, he heard several people calling him in unison.
"Ancestor!"
Ye Shan, who retracted under the thorn instantly: "..."
#abuse. The son of someone else's family was discovered and the other party knelt down and called the old ancestor what the hell#
Qu Liyou also tilted her head and glanced here, and then she was pleasantly surprised: "Father and Queen, eldest sister and second sister, don't kneel to the bad uncle! Come and help me cook! The bad uncle is hungry all day. I haven't eaten at night, I have to cook for the bad uncle, and the bad uncle will give me candy!" If you do it well, it is possible to have a kiss!
The Empress and Qu Zhizhi and Qu Liuli instantly stiffened.
Badass uncle?
What is this called?
The four of them looked at the piranha ancestor who was lying on the ground.
Old Ancestor Ye Shan: "...get up."
All four were startled.
Qu Liuli had seen the original body of the man-eater flower, so when she heard the words, she immediately said in surprise: "Old Ancestor, you are, have you really opened up your wisdom?"
In the past, the man-eating flower has never changed shape. In fact, it is because the man-eating flower has only opened up a little bit of intelligence. It can only feel the good and evil and the familiar aura. It can neither move, nor actively cultivate, nor speak. .
Now that Ye Shan is here, Piranha can of course take the initiative to cultivate, and can cultivate into a human form in advance, and of course his intelligence is fully opened.
Ye Shan nodded incomprehensibly and said "um". He looked at Xiao Taohua, who was still busy, and then looked at Xiao Taohua's family who was worried but could only look at Xiao Taohua from the corner of his eyes. Can silently reflect for a while, and then said: "Get up. I just have something to discuss with you." After a while, he said, "Well, you help Liyou cook for me first, and wait for me to have a good meal. , let's talk about other things."
The Empress and the Two Princesses: "..."
Sure enough, because none of their family members are flowers, and the only flower-like Qu Liuli is also a Liuli flower, so this man-eating flower ancestor really doesn't like to see them!
Look! Their youngest son/little brother is so young, and now he is being tossed to work there, his face is black, and he is in a hurry!
However, the ancestors were able to leave Qu Liyou for a lifetime and did not swallow Qu Liyou as a snack, which made them grateful enough, so the four of them kowtowed to Ye Shan again, saying, "Thank you ancestors. The kindness of taking care of Liyou", then stood up and started to help Qu Liyou cook.
--The old ancestor had a weird temper, and he said that he had to eat before talking about things. How could they dare to neglect?
Of course, let the ancestors have enough to eat before talking about other things!
It's just that they didn't want Qu Liyou, who was so young, to continue working, and the Empress, Qu Zhizhi and Qu Liuli all began to rush Qu Liyou to rest.
"Liyou, you go and rest for a while, let your second sister wash your face for you, and have a good rest. We will do the work here."
"Yeah, Liyou, you are still young, just work when you grow up."
...
So Qu Liyou found out that he just turned his head and smiled at his father, queen, mother and two older sisters, and then he was taken away!
No more getting near the dozen or so little stoves where he's trying to cook!
Qu Liyou's eyes widened immediately, and then with a "wow", she covered her eyes and pretended to cry.
"No, you can't take Liyou's work! Liyou has to hunt, chop wood, cook, cook, barbecue, and drive away butterflies and bees. Only then did the bad uncle give Liyou candy, and only let Liyou kiss! "Qu Liyou cried very wrongly, "Father, Queen Mother, Big Sister and Second Sister, you all robbed Liyou's work, and Liyou has no sugar to eat, and no..."
Kiss.
Qu Liyou thought about the good-looking person she dreamed about last night, and then thought about her two sisters who were so good-looking and so diligent and capable. If they were valued by the bad uncle and stayed as a daughter-in-law, then, what else would he do? ah? Isn't his life for nothing today?
How can this be so?
He clearly said that he should be responsible for him, only responsible for him?
Don't be held accountable to others!
Qu Liyou thought about it, the fake crying turned into real crying, and after crying for a while, he started to drive away his father, queen, mother and sisters, and started to work while sobbing.
How pitiful!
The Empress and the two princesses looked silently at the piranha that was still lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
Ye Shan: "..."
#On how to use two bags of sugar to deceive a hard-working, conscientious and hard-working Tong Yanghu#
He didn't think so either.
Although, even if he thought about it, he would definitely do it.
Ye Shan was a little embarrassed. After thinking about it for a while, he slowly straightened his flower stem and turned back into the aloof piranha flower.
The queen burst into tears.
Why did her youngest son suddenly become the father's child caregiver?
And is it still the kind of child labor whose main job is child labor and the part-time job is Tong Yangfu?
Even if they have no blood relationship at all, but, but, the queen still couldn't help crying.
Then I thought about the appearance of the youngest son who just pushed them all away, trying to work there, waiting for candy and waiting for a kiss... Really, #baby is worse than chashu#
All right!
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