《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》101
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Chapter 101 Love You, Kill You 10
The medicinal pills Ye Shan made by himself, although something went wrong, generally met the standard that Ye Shan wanted.
For example, he really maintained his human form for three hours, for example, during these three hours, he didn't feel any sense of crisis in turning into a little yellow chicken.
But Ye Shan was still not happy.
No way, for the past three hours, he has been very stable in his baby form, how could this make Ye Shan happy?
He wasn't so angry that he poured boy urine on Xiao Ren, it was all good!
As for Xiao Ren... Xiao Ren is helpless.
He believed too much in the ability of his little phoenix before, and felt that the transformation pill developed by the little phoenix might be the best, even if it was only three hours now, since they entered the "real world", they have always been Couldn't really be happy. For humans, it also has endless temptations. confused. force.
Who knows...
Who knows that Xiao Ren has countless calculations, but he has forgotten that even if the little Phoenix is extremely capable, but behind every creative and research experiment, there will be countless failures.
And the green pill that his little phoenix had just swallowed was the real failure.
The little phoenix did transform into a human form for three hours, but not the adult form like before, but a... baby!
Xiao Ren: "..." He wanted to cut someone with a knife, but he was afraid that after cutting him, Xiao Fenghuang no longer liked him. Really, the trouble is tight.
So he could only silently learn how to make milk powder for the baby, how to change the diaper, how to sing to sleep with the little phoenix in his arms...
But Ye Shancai didn't sleep!
He stared, and as soon as he couldn't hear Xiao Ren's singing, he immediately began to cry!
Xiao Ren had no choice but to sing.
He was afraid that Little Phoenix would break his voice when he cried, so he could only sing in his own voice to protect Little Phoenix's voice.
This was what he should have done.
Just three hours.
If during those three hours, the little phoenix remained in adult form, then the two of them...they should be multisexual. Fu ah.
Why did the elixir go wrong, and instead of becoming an adult, it turned into a baby?
Really, what a pity.
Xiao Ren sighed deeply, then continued to sing to his little phoenix.
Until three hours passed, his little phoenix changed back to a little yellow chicken.
The little yellow chicken was too small, and the swaddle looked too big and thick, so Xiao Ren watched helplessly as the little baby turned into a baby, and then he arched and arched inside the swaddle for a long time before finally drilling out of the swaddle. came out and stared at him angrily.
"Jeep! Jijijiji!"
Bad guy! Why didn't you know to hold me out? Don't you know that swaddling is heavy? I don't know how hard it was for me to climb out?
Xiao Ren smiled slightly, hugged the angry little yellow chicken, put a light kiss on his lips, and sighed: "I really hope you can grow up faster." It's
not that the little yellow chicken became a phoenix, , can directly change from a little yellow chicken into a human form, or a real adult form.
That should be so good.
Little Yellow Chicken Ye Shan also felt a little blush.
He also wanted to... become an adult.
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As the so-called food, sex, and sex, even if he lived for several lifetimes, he was still a good driver. However, it is precisely because he is an old driver that he cannot bear the drought for so many days.
So Little Yellow Chicken Ye Shan also sighed deeply.
He also wants to grow up.
After all, doing bad things must be done when you grow up.
One person and one yellow chicken groaned for a long time at the same time, and finally remembered, as if the two were planning to meet someone before taking the green pill.
Ye Shan thought about it for a while, and then said, "Jeep! Jiji!"
Oh, that Lin Xue was looking for them.
And that Lin Xue also said that Qi Xiangdong had something to say to him alone.
Ye Shan didn't quite understand what Qi Xiangdong had to say to him alone. However, since Qi Xiangdong had mentioned it, Lin Xue had passed on these words to him alone for some reason. Ye Shan felt that it was boring right now. Tight, why don't you just take a look, that's fine.
Of course, he didn't want to go with a chicken, but also took Xiao Ren with him.
Let Xiao Ren hold him.
Xiao Ren said with a smile: "Ashan forgot again, Ashan is not a little yellow chicken, but a phoenix cub. Sooner or later, he will become a real phoenix."
And when a phoenix becomes an adult, it should... be able to become an adult. Humanoid... right?
Thinking so, Xiao Ren couldn't help but designate the real data master, asking him about Ye Shan's growth process.
Xiao Ren thought, if Ye Shan really grows too slowly, or if he has to grow up as a child after becoming a phoenix, then he must change Ye Shan's data, otherwise he will definitely be suffocated!
And if he was suffocated, his little phoenix would definitely despise him!
How could Xiao Ren endure Xiao Fenghuang's dislike of him?
They clearly should really love each other and live happily in this "real world".
Xiao Ren was pondering how to make Ye Shan turn into a human form faster, and Ye Shan also asked the system in his consciousness if there was a way to make him into a human form faster, or let him research the temporary transformation pill as soon as possible.
system:"......"
System: "..." Lord host, are you using this system as a tool? Why do you have to ask this system about all the messy things?
Ye Shan: "Otherwise?" What's the use of asking you? Could it be that he kept chanting scriptures in his mind?
System: "..."
However, in the end, the system had to give Ye Shan some advice. After all, the system had always followed Ye Shan. When Ye Shan was studying and researching alchemy and medicine, the system also recorded and collected data.
Ye Shan is a human after all, so some things in his head will be forgotten and ignored more or less, but the system is different.
The system was originally used to record data, so it could provide Ye Shan with different data and suggestions.
After hearing this, Ye Shan thought deeply and felt that he might have gone astray.
Instead of studying the temporary transformation pill, it is better to study the growth pill directly.
He directly grew from a little yellow chicken to a phoenix, so wouldn't everything be solved?
So one person and one phoenix walked to each other, and ran to see Lin Xue.
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There was no Qi Xiangdong around Lin Xue.
Before Ye Shan said anything, Xiao Ren's face became cold.
Lin Xue immediately said, "I, I stopped him just now. But, something really happened outside, and he was called away by his sister and the others." Then Lin Xue told the R virus. come out.
Lin Xue was also surprised.
She always thought that the novel she read was the real script. As long as she followed the novel, she could get everything she wanted, the people she wanted to pursue, and the thighs she wanted to hug.
In the end, she herself became someone else's slave, thinking that the person she was pursuing was not liked at all, but only because she felt that her identity was different, so she let her approach, and now she is taking advantage of her.
Lin Xue's heart was bitter and unbearable, and now that she knew that something happened outside that was not mentioned in the novel at all, she naturally had more fear and panic in this world.
What should I do?
What should she do to survive in this world?
Which part of the plot in the novel should she choose to believe, so that she can hold her real thigh and live aloft in this "real world"?
Ye Shan gave Lin Xue a strange look.
Because of the master-slave contract, Lin Xue couldn't feel his thoughts, but as long as Ye Shan thought about it, he could perceive Lin Xue's thoughts clearly.
He never imagined that at such a time, Lin Xue would still be thinking hard about recalling that novel, and then finding a golden thigh that she could hug and hold tightly from that novel. , did not find that the novel had been adapted and the author's own fantasy, and did not think about gaining a firm foothold in the "real world" through his own efforts, but hoped to hold a golden thigh.
This is really... a strange transmigration reborn girl.
Xiao Ren has only Ye Shan in his heart, and naturally hopes that Ye Shan has only him in his heart.
So seeing Ye Shan looking at Lin Xue, even if he knew that Ye Shan would not like Lin Xue, he couldn't help but turn Ye Shan's little head to himself, and then stared at Lin Xue with a dark face until he stared at Lin Xue down the back Chilled, let her leave.
As for that Qi Xiangdong... I couldn't tell the importance of it. The little phoenix who clearly said that he would wait for him, but in the end he broke the appointment and left, which was obviously unreliable.
Besides, Ye Shan and Xiao Ren probably understood what Qi Xiangdong was worried about.
R virus.
After all, Ye Shan has experienced the end of the world, so after he connected to the Internet through the system, he quickly discovered that something was wrong.
That R virus is not so much an evolution of a suspected rabies virus, but rather... like a zombie virus.
And those infected with the R virus have also been evolving, and the more they evolve, the more they resemble... zombies.
Ye Shan never expected that the system would be so unreliable this time. Not only did he only know part of the plot, but all the missed plots were important ones.
After the system found these messages, it was also frightened.
It whispered: "I, I didn't expect it. Originally based on the data, it is indeed only the part of the plot that I told the host. But..." But this world is indeed a little strange, and it is a fan of the host's real world. The world, as a system, failed to collect accurate data, indeed...it was wrong.
So at the end of the system, only Ai Ai apologized to the host in anticipation.
Ye Shan only frowned and said, "If you say that, do I still need to take care of those people outside?" After all, every time the system asks him to save the world to the greatest extent possible.
This time, when he first crossed over, the system's requirement for him was to prevent the ghast from keeping most of the humans in this "real world".
Now Xiao Ren is getting to know Ye Shan more and more, and Ye Shan is getting to know Xiao Ren more and more. Of course, he knows that Xiao Ren doesn't like many people very much, so when the time comes, as long as there is one person who wants to stay in this "real world", the others People just let them go.
Thinking about it, Xiao Ren wouldn't care.
However, now that the R virus has appeared outside, Ye Shan has some doubts, the system will want him to leave the "real world" and go outside to save the world.
Sure enough, the system hesitated for a while before saying, "If the host can save it, of course it would be best." After a pause, he whispered, "This way, it's good for the host." The
system rarely spoke the truth.
Ye Shan was stunned, thought for a long time, and finally shook his head.
He believed the last sentence of the system. After all, the system had been with him for a long time, and he also had some understanding of the system. It's just... He promised Xiao Ren that as long as Xiao Ren wants to stay here, he will stay in the "real world" for as long as he wants, and he will never take the initiative to leave here first.
Since he promised Peach Blossom, of course he would not break his promise.
"For things outside, I will try to ask Xiao Ren to collect data, and then study the medicine to remove the R virus in the 'real world'." Ye Shan finally said, "He doesn't want me to leave, so I won't leave. It's just that Qi Xiangdong is right, I'm a human anyway, so I can't watch the chaos outside, and the R virus really doesn't care about anything."
But it's up to Ye Shan to decide.
Therefore, Qi Xiangdong was in a hurry and never saw Ye Shan.
He regretted it in his heart and felt that he was really stupid at that time. If he kept his promise and waited for Ye Shan, he might be able to persuade Ye Shan by all means and let Ye Shan think of something to help him.
But now...
Qi Xiangdong looked at the helpless Lin Xue and could only take a deep breath.
How to do? What else can I do?
I just hope that they can live longer and live to the day when they can really fight the R virus.
Qi Xiangdong sighed deeply.
And those who were still arguing about which method to use to find the mastermind of the "real world", and then kill its body in the real world, completely eliminated the troubles, the R virus came.
It came without warning.
Almost all the reborn people were dumbfounded.
How did that happen?
Obviously in their memory, they have never encountered the R virus at all.
No, maybe there are, but it's a violence that has only been mentioned once or twice in the international news. moving news. They never really cared.
...
Xiao Ren never imagined that he had already planned how to deal with the humans who were determined to fight against him. As a result, his first plan was to wait for them to fight, and when they were over, he would Then decide how to deal with these people.
The result is good now. These people don't even have the mind to fight infighting. More and more people are starting to think of ways to keep themselves in the "real world" because of the panic of the R virus outside, and they don't even hesitate to try their best to get rid of it. Kill yourself physically in the real world.
And those high-level executives in various countries who want to stop these must devote more energy to solving the R virus and those patients infected with the R virus, so there is no time to stop those who want to come in by suicide. People who enter the "real world" and avoid harm and responsibility.
When Ye Shan saw it, he pulled Xiao Ren and asked him to send a notice not to let those people do these things again.
"That was their world, their home, and it is their responsibility to deal with the R virus. The 'real world' is your home and mine, not an excuse they can find to avoid responsibility." Ye Shan said seriously. "You know, as long as you're around, I've never been afraid of being alone. I know they're under a lot of pressure in the real world right now, and occasionally come in. It's okay to come into our home and relax, but they can't be allowed to live in us from now on. home."
He didn't like such guests.
Xiao Ren originally thought that those human beings were very annoying. If they really wanted to die and make those high-level people in the real world more painful and angry, he didn't mind helping a bunch of people who evaded their responsibilities.
It was only now that Xiao Ren heard what his little phoenix said, that Xiao Ren suddenly realized that, yes, this is the home of him and the little phoenix.
Occasionally a few guests can come to the house and let them watch the play, but how can those guests be allowed to stay in their house?
Little Phoenix doesn't like it, and neither does he.
So Xiao Ren quickly issued an announcement as the mastermind of the "real world", saying that he knew about the outside world, that the R virus was rampant, and everyone was responsible. Since then, everyone should not stay in the "real world" longer than the real world. 8 hours, and once you leave, you cannot enter again for 12 hours. In addition, if there are people who want to avoid responsibility, kill their bodies in the real world, and stay in the "real world", the "real world" will also continuously obliterate the consciousness of those people. Let it die directly.
Xiao Ren not only made this announcement, but also sent a private message to every player that they would be forced to open when they went online. This is considered to have fulfilled his responsibility.
After that, there were a lot fewer humans in the "real world".
Xiao Ren didn't care about those things, he just watched his little phoenix studying medicine pills there every day, and in his head began to calculate and search for the treasures that could turn the phoenix into a human being.
On this day, Xiao Ren finally patted his head and figured out where the treasure of heaven and earth that could turn a phoenix into a human being, saw his little yellow chicken, Ye Shan, suddenly turning his head and smiling at him.
"jijijiji!"
I'm going to take the medicine pill! you be careful!
Xiao Ren was startled, and before he had time to jump up to stop it, he saw that the little yellow chicken Ye Shan really swallowed a pill.
It looks exactly the same as the green elixir that Ye Shan swallowed that momentarily turns into a baby!
Xiao Ren immediately became nervous.
The longer he stayed with Ye Shan, the more he felt that he liked Ye Shan.
Although, Ye Shan spends most of the time in the "real world" with him as a little yellow chicken, and occasionally after eating the temporary transformation pill, he is also anxious to "drink milk"... In fact, he is not in human form. How much time to cultivate feelings.
However, Xiao Ren found that he just liked Ye Shan more and more.
Like it anywhere.
Under such circumstances, Xiao Ren thought silently, even if his little phoenix really took the wrong medicine and kept his baby appearance for a long time, then he... would definitely work hard to ensure that he likes little phoenix a little bit. not reduce.
Well, it definitely will!
Xiao Ren was trying to hypnotize himself, and when he looked up, he saw the golden light suddenly flourishing all over the little yellow chicken. Xiao Ren covered his eyes with his hands, but he still tried hard to see.
After seeing the golden light shining for a while, the original slap-sized little yellow chicken suddenly disappeared.
Standing on the spot is a truly upright phoenix.
The body is elegant and the feathers are dazzling and gorgeous.
A pair of obsidian-like eyes seemed to be able to speak.
"Qiangqiang--Qiangqiang--"
The phoenix suddenly spread its wings and began to fly around Xiao Ren.
The smile on Xiao Ren's face grew bigger and bigger.
He was about to answer the words of the phoenix when he saw the phoenix flying arrogantly in the air, and suddenly his wings froze and fell from the air.
Xiao Ren hurriedly ran to pick it up.
In the end, it wasn't that Shuo who caught it. A big phoenix, but a one. Silk. Do not. Hanging youth.
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