Chapter 97 Love You, Kill You 06

Ye Shan has always felt that he is a very honest person.

Since he said he wanted to scratch Xiao Ren, he naturally had to do it.

As a result, there were two scratch marks on Xiao Ren's face.

Absolutely beautiful.

In particular, Xiao Ren didn't hide it, holding a half-bald little yellow chicken and wandering around the novice village with a smile, which attracted those players even more.

In the past, Xiao Ren only wanted to be the mastermind of the mastermind, and it would be fun to watch dramas everywhere, but now with Ye Shan, he felt that he should also take Ye Shan with him, just like a novice running around on missions.

He felt that Ye Shan should like these.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiao Ren's words, Ye Shan opened his personal homepage on the game panel.

Name: Ye Shan (wife of Xiao Ren)

Race: Phoenix (hidden)

Occupation: none

Level: 0

life: infinite

Merit: 0

Stamina: 8 (up to 10)

Stamina: 8 (up to 10)

Agility: 8 (up to 10)

Charisma: 1 (up to 10)

Lucky: 10 (up to 10)

Skills: Coquetry, Chicken Claw Magic

Money: Unlimited

Sure enough, he was also a novice player.

Just the question is, why does his Charisma have only one point?

When Ye Shan was about to ask, he found that there were several players around Xiao Ren, some male players and some female players. They were a little shy and were staring at Xiao Ren angrily.

Obviously, they all wanted to meet and form a team with Xiao Ren.

After all, Xiao Ren's face was originally very good-looking and brilliant, but now he has two scratched red marks on his face, which makes it more conspicuous, and more people see him, and he feels that Xiao Ren is a handsome, loving and petting man. Incredibly hot guy!

As a result, many little girls and boys came over and wanted to get to know Xiao Ren - I won't mention it in the future, but, when I saw a man who looked good, I got to know him first, then got along with him, and then looked at others, no Is it normal?

As a result, more and more people surrounded Xiao Ren.

Xiao Ren smiled mildly, but thought in his heart, if these people surrounded him again, he would simply cut them down!

Anyway, Ye Shan was very happy when he cut down the people who mocked Ye Shan's appearance just now and sent them to the reincarnation pool in the game.

Although, what he called slashing was just a slashing in the game. After a while in the reincarnation pool, after paying some experience points or gold coins, you could be reincarnated.

Since it is not a big deal to solve the player's life in the game, then, in order to make his little yellow chicken... well, it should be Xiao Fenghuang happy, Xiao Ren is of course willing to do it, waving his machete and dragging in front of Xiao Fenghuang Pulled temperament.

It's just that there are more people, more people.

So Xiao Ren waited until there were nearly a hundred people surrounding him, then suddenly took a step back and waved his machete.

The people around here can run fast, those who run slowly and those who are very close to him were all sent to the Reincarnation Pond by Xiao Ren.

Some players feel that they can't beat the player named "Xiao Fengshusu", so they stay in the reincarnation pool, thinking about waiting for a while before being reincarnated, or if they don't have much money, then they are really unwilling to be in " Xiao Fengshusu went back when he was still in place, for fear that the guy who was obviously good-looking and had a good temperament suddenly turned his face and didn't recognize him, so he started beating directly?

It's obvious that a bald little yellow chicken can like it or not, so how can you be so cruel to players like them?

I really can't figure it out.

However, there are still some grumpy players. After being sent to the Reincarnation Pool once by Xiao Ren with a machete, they ran back angrily and wanted to avenge Xiao Ren. send to...

After tossing and turning for a while, Xiao Ren was completely empty.

Xiao Ren thought, if he looks like this, his little phoenix will be very happy, showing the look of... admiration and joy before.

As a result, when he looked down, he saw the little yellow chicken Ye Shan was barking twice in one direction, and burrowed into his shirt.

"jijijiji!" Big idiot! Your name is so red that it's almost purple!

Someone has to come to the newbie village to catch you!

Don't run away!

Xiao Ren did kill a lot of players in the game. Although it is a game, this so-called killing is only a kind of game plot, not a real killing. However, the code of the game that Xiao Ren personally manipulated is not recognized.

They directly sent the government to catch Xiao Ren, whose name was so red that he was so red!

It was the village chief who sent quests to players everywhere to arrest them with officials from the government!

Xiao Ren: "..." Obviously he is the mastermind of the mastermind, how can these small data really dare to arrest him?

Then he silently glanced at his current personal data.

Level: 0.

He was silent for a while, carefully placed Ye Shan in the inner pocket of his clothes, stubbornly buttoned the button under Ye Shan's objection, and then immediately ran away--

The game he made himself, he finally remembered that once the red name was caught, he would be sentenced to squat in a small dark room according to the number of lives he took in the game.

Xiao Ren felt that, as the mastermind of the mastermind, if he was really caught and squatted in a small dark room... Hehe, then he would be really stupid.

So, with a red name, Xiao Ren ran all the way to the woods outside the village to complete the only task he received.

Hit ten pheasants for the village chief's house to entertain the guests.

Ye Shan: "..." Dear, can you do it?

Xiao Ren: "..." Of course he can do it.

So Ye Shan watched Xiao Ren run into the woods, looked at the dozens of pheasants that were roaming gracefully, and hid him again.

"Damn, they're not your same kind, I'll beat some more, and then I'll make roast chicken and beggar chicken for you to eat." Xiao Ren said.

Ye Shan: "jijijiji!" However, their cubs all look the same as me!

System: "No! Others...the chickens' cubs look much better than your host! At least, their feathers are all grown. As for the host...hehe."

Ye Shan: "..."

Xiao Ren just smiled: "Then Ah Shan doesn't eat chicken, does he want to eat worm meat?"

Ye Shan suddenly stopped.

Well, it's really nothing.

When he was a mermaid, he also ate a lot of small dried fish, and every time he held his own fish tail, he wished he could take a bite.

He even gnawed off the scales on the fish's tail several times, so angry that Peach Blossom held him down and slapped his butt several times.

Now, he has become a little yellow chicken. Let's eat some... pheasants that are bigger than him, it seems, it's nothing?

Ye Shan thought for a while in silence, and felt that worms are really not as tasty as chicken.

He still let Xiao Ren fight those pheasants, and then waited for the chicken.

Xiao Ren's force value is very strong. With only a machete that doesn't look very sharp, he sent so many players to the reincarnation pool, killed so many pheasants, and collected a lot of good things on it.

Xiao Ren started to sit there and roast the pheasant this time.

Little Yellow Chicken Ye Shan just squatted beside Xiao Ren, staring at the pheasant on the grill with his small eyes unblinking.

System: "..." Why doesn't the host hurt him now? And don't you still look a lot like their cubs?

Ye Shan: "Food is the most important thing for the people! Eating is the most important thing! Well, the one next to eating is also very important."

system:"......"

What the host wants to say is "food, sex, and sex", right?

Really... The system said that the system has been completely speechless. Eat pheasant, you can think about it...

Xiao Ren's craftsmanship is really good, and the roasted pheasant is also very sweet.

Except that he boiled the pheasants in the pot, and planned to scald them. When plucking the hair, his little phoenix screamed and fluttered his wings and ran away, almost the whole process was very difficult. good.

Especially after Xiao Ren watched Ye Shan eat two roasted pheasants several times bigger than him.

Xiao Ren: "...Let's find a hospital."

Ye Shan: "jijijijiji!" What are you looking for in the hospital? You still have a red name. Is it okay to be killed as soon as you meet someone and an officer?

Xiao Ren was silent for a while, then whispered: "But, Ah Shan ate a lot today. Will it be difficult to digest? Good..."

So he got Ye Shan's paw again, but this time instead of scratching his face, he grabbed onto his clothes.

Scratch the knee there.

Xiao Ren didn't care if his clothes were torn, he just hugged Ye Shan with a smile and rubbed Ye Shan's stomach.

Ye Shan hummed comfortably twice, and scratched Xiao Ren subconsciously a few times, then suddenly remembered that the girl he put in the pet bag... a deranged girl.

"jijijiji!" Are you going to let her out for questioning? If you ask, do you want to use the beauty trick?

Xiao Ren's face suddenly turned black.

He wanted to pat Ye Shan's butt a few times so that Ye Shan could remember the lesson, but he saw a little yellow chicken with a particularly big belly lying down in his palm, looking at his belly worried.

It's like... having a baby.

Also, some of them are his babies.

For a moment, Xiao Ren's face showed a... very strange smile.

When he touched Ye Shan's stomach, his movements became more gentle.

Little Yellow Chicken Ye Shan shuddered, feeling as if the surrounding temperature had dropped several degrees.

However, he recovered quickly and got the girl who claimed to be transmigrated and reborn.

As soon as the girl saw this person... Chicken, she was stunned for a moment, and then she burst into laughter like crazy.

"Wrong or wrong! Is this world really affected by my butterfly effect? ​​Xiao Ren, the real mastermind of this world, do you know that the person you will really like in the future, or that pet, is actually a The noble phoenix that soars for nine days and does not rest unless it is a phoenix tree. Ha, look what is the one you are sitting by now? A cockroach! Ha! It's still a bald cockroach! I took the wrong phoenix egg, Xiao Ren, you have mistaken your lover too! Haha...I really don't know, it's me who is more pathetic, or you more pathetic!"

The girl seemed to be crazy, kneeling on the ground, her whole body was a little dazed.

Ye Shan looked at the young girl while watching the singer on the stage, thinking that he must remember to eat less next time - well, maybe it's not because he eats too much, but because he eats It was a pheasant that looked very much like him, so... was he punished?

Xiao Ren's eyebrows turned cold.

He didn't speak at first, thinking that Little Phoenix would speak up by himself.

As a result, when I looked down, I saw that Little Phoenix was lying obediently, looking like he wanted to sleep, but he was worried that after falling asleep, he was hesitating whether to sleep because he ate too much and couldn't turn over...

Xiao Ren's expression softened again in an instant.

He picked up the little yellow chicken and rubbed against his face.

What if it's a bald little yellow chicken? This is his little phoenix, even if the whole world thinks that the little phoenix is ​​not good-looking, it is actually a little yellow chicken, or a little yellow chicken that is uglier than other little yellow chickens, and he is willing to like it.

"Good, go to sleep." Xiao Ren rubbed for a while, then whispered, "You fell asleep, digest the energy of the pheasant, and you will be fine when you wake up."

After all, Ye Shan is not human now. Ordinary people will definitely get sick if they eat too much. Ye Shan is now a divine beast Phoenix, even if it is just a phoenix cub, it is still a divine beast.

Since it is a divine beast, of course it will not get sick from eating too much. You will only have to fall into sleep because you eat too much, and use the practice in sleep to digest that energy.

So Ye Shan couldn't stand it anymore, lay in Xiao Ren's palm, and fell asleep.

Before going to bed, he also ordered: "System, help me watch the two of them! I want a video! I want to monitor! That girl from the province. Seduce my peach blossom!"

System: "..." #On the pain and sorrow of a host of a delicacy#

Ye Shancai ignored the system's small complaints. Anyway, if the system complains again, it's not the system that sends him random tasks, and he has to work hard to complete it without even asking a single question.

Now the system has long been surrounded by his virus army, and Xiao Ren will be brought to the system in the future.

Hehe, just think about it, the situation of the system will be very good at that time.

Ye Shan thought happily in his dream.

Fortunately, the system didn't know what Ye Shan was thinking, and was conscientiously videotaping Xiao Ren and the girl.

Xiao Ren was still sitting by the bonfire, stroking his hands gently. touch. Holding the little yellow chicken's body, gentle and joyful, she didn't even look at the girl.

Since that girl was tricked by the big villain in the novel that she only ever liked and loved, and became the slave of a chick who is not even a phoenix, her whole person was about to collapse.

She stayed in Ye Shan's pet bag for a long time. It was pitch-dark and the place was very small. She could only curl up there, couldn't eat or drink, and couldn't see any light. collapse.

But now, she is out.

The chick who was supposed to be her "master" was also asleep.

The girl-that is, Lin Xue couldn't help but knelt beside Xiao Ren, crying with rain.

"I know it's wrong. I really know it's wrong. I thought you were just characters in a novel, you were just a pathetic and pitiful villain. Just because you were in the novel The description of the person is very good-looking, but also has a very character and strategy, and I am infatuated with the phoenix, so I will think of crossing into this world, to guard you, protect you, treat you well, let you Treat me like a phoenix, fall in love ......I. It's all my fault for being confused and doing those wrong things. "

Lin Xue cried: "I really know I was wrong. I don't want time travel, and I don't want rebirth anymore. I just want to go back to my original world. Help me, can you help me? I really do. I don't want to stay in this place where there is no one. I'm going to be a slave to a beast!"

Xiao Ren's face was instantly ugly, but then, a gentle smile appeared on his face.

He looked at Lin Xue and chuckled: "Then, it depends on what useful things you can tell me. Since you know that I am a villain, you should know how to deal with useless things and useless... beasts. , I will have countless means to deal with. You'd better be good."

Lin Xue couldn't help shivering, and she was terrified.

That's right, the big villain in the novel is just like that... it's scary.

How could she be so stupid at that time, thinking that such a terrible man would need her pity and save her?

She is really, really stupid.