《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》88
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Chapter 88 The Little Octopus Prince: The Little Daughter-In-Law 07
Ye Shan did not go to kiss.
It's not that he doesn't like his little peach blossom, it's really...
such a soft one. Tuo octopus, even if it is pink, as Ye Shan with normal human aesthetics...he really is, he doesn't like it.
Of course, he still likes his peach blossoms very much.
It's just that I don't like peach blossoms very much...this one is soft. lie. Lying octopus body.
Octopus octopus essence Zhang Daan immediately became even more wilted.
He was naturally sharp, and of course he found that his little daughter-in-law didn't... really like the way he looks soft now.
However, Daddy had clearly told him before that their octopus was very talented, and their daughter-in-law was very happy.
How come here, his little daughter-in-law doesn't like it very much?
He couldn't help but stepped forward, stretched out eight tentacles and hugged Ye Shan, whose hair was standing on end, and whispered, "I don't even think that my daughter-in-law's body is just a few grasses, and it has to be planted every day. In the soft soil, the little wife should not dislike me, okay? In the future, I will no longer limit the amount of dried small fish you can eat. If you want to eat dozens of them, I will give you dozens of them! No, Hundreds! As long as you like, you can eat whatever you want!"
Then Zhang Daan added in his heart, it's better that the little daughter-in-law can eat a big fat man!
right!
The little daughter-in-law looks so good-looking, every time those people outside secretly glance at the little daughter-in-law, both men and women will blushed.
Even someone of that old grandmother's generation couldn't help but take a second glance at his little daughter-in-law.
Moreover, the little daughter-in-law also knows so many characters, can also know medicine, can draw, and can fight... Such a good little daughter-in-law, of course, Zhang Daan wants to keep her forever.
Zhang Daan originally thought that he couldn't use the disfigured face of the human form, so he might as well use the "beautiful point" of using the octopus body that his father said.
But what exactly is this "beauty"?
Zhang Daan still can't understand it now, but this does not prevent Zhang Daan from using other methods to keep his little daughter-in-law.
For example, if you try to make your little daughter-in-law the laziest daughter-in-law in the world, it is best if she can only open her mouth when she eats, and she will not hold or profane chopsticks by herself. He doesn't even know how to wear pants; for example, trying to make his little daughter-in-law a big fat man, he can give whatever he wants, and he can give him a few hundred if he wants to eat. The glutton of the daughter-in-law felt that this goal seemed to be very easy to achieve.
As for the former...
Zhang Daan blushed and thought, he was eagerly waiting for that day to come.
It's a pity that Ye Shan didn't know this.
He silently slapped Zhang Daan aside with a slap, and then turned into the ginseng body, and said lazily: "Come on, kiss!"
Anyway, it was just rubbing the tentacles of the octopus with the leaves of other people's ginseng.
. . . he grudgingly accepted.
Zhang Daan: "..." Dad clearly said that their octopus body is very powerful, and there are some "beautiful things".
Why is his little daughter-in-law so clueless?
Zhang Daan could only silently transform into a human form again, and then hugged the ginseng essence, his daughter-in-law, who was still pretending to be sleeping, pulled each leaf, and kissed one by one.
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Kiss and say, "Little bastard, I like you, you don't like me, but I still like you."
Then, kiss again, and say it again.
Said it fifteen times.
Ye Shan: "..." Why does his little peach blossom so coquettish?
System: "Does the host like it?"
Ye Shan: "It's okay!"
System: "Ding! The host's soul-favorite value for the host's target is +3, and the current total value is 53; the host's soul-body value for the host's target is +99, which is now 100. Congratulations to the host, this value is full marks ahead of schedule."
Ye Shan: " ..." He
was silent for a while before asking: "Why is the body love value only 3 points?" , Therefore, in the first few lifetimes, the soul love value of his peach blossoms was only 10 points each time.
As for the previous world, it was a world created by a previous soul, and naturally there was no record of Favorite Values.
And in this life, his little peach blossom's physical and mental love value for him has reached a full score of 100. Ye Shan is especially happy that these two favorite values have not exceeded the standard until now, and they have changed to that kind of scary. The direction of state love.
The system was silent for a while before saying: "The target of the host's strategy in this life is not one soul, but one-third of the host's life-saving benefactor's right soul, so the target of the host's strategy will appear a bit... stupid. The host is only A soul who can give 3 points likes it."
Ye Shan was stunned for a while, and then he remembered what the system said to him when he first came to this world.
One-third of the soul.
What about the remaining two-thirds of souls?
The system said: "Ding! After the system detected, the host has no right to inquire about this matter." Then, before Ye Shan could respond, it whispered, "However, if the host promises the next... Close the little black house, and the system can temporarily reveal one or two."
Ye Shan: "..."
He was silent for a while, then nodded solemnly, thought about it, and added: "Actually, the system you You can see my little peach blossom's reaction. You can see that if he really reacts, and I... also react, then you can basically hide."
System: "..." It needs to be able to see through the pants. Seeing that "reaction", why should it worry so much about the fact that it will grow needles?
#Host stupid does not explain#.
However, it still said: "The reason why the main soul of the host's attack target is divided into three is because the ability of the host's right soul is the strongest, so it is speculated that the ghost of the host's target is divided into two, and half of the evil spirits have escaped. Out of the small world that the system can control, and escaped to the world where the host is located. The right soul of the host's target knows the despicability of the ghast, and deduces that the ghast is evil by nature, and the soul that escapes to the world where the host is located should be the set The source of all evil, worried that the host would be killed by it, so they split up. Split the right soul, went to fuse with the two souls separated by the ghast, and tried to suppress the ghast.
According to the system, before bringing the host to this world Observe, there are two less pants in the host's drawer...Host, please take care." After the
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system finished speaking, it silently did not dare to speak.
Ye Shan: "...Wait, I'm worried that the ghast will kill me? What does that mean?" He also lost two pairs of trousers, why didn't he know? How does the system know?
The system acted as if it didn't sense the question behind the host, and said, "Returning to the host means literally." Seeing Ye Shan's expression of wanting to rush in to close his little black house, he whispered again, "Ghosts are also three souls. One of them, and has the least affection for the host, so it is also the most rational. Therefore, after the ghast finds itself split. After splitting, the most likely thing to do is not to be willing to re-integrate like other souls, but to... become An independent individual. The best way for a ghast to completely get rid of other souls and become an independent individual is to kill you, the host."
Ye Shan was stunned.
The system continued: "Because as long as the host dies, no one will collect other souls, and naturally no one can force ghouls to merge with other souls. However, it is not easy for ghasts to escape from the system's small world, so Only half of the ghasts were left, and the worst half escaped. The system speculated that the half of the ghasts should... want to kill the host the most. But one-third of the host's target has already followed the half of the ghasts. Let's go. So... the host's life safety should be..." There is a certain guarantee.
It's just that, without the system sharing, Ye Shan also understands in his heart that one-half of the evil souls will face the upper third of the righteous souls.
So Ye Shan could only suffer.
Then, silently let the little peach blossom in his world continue to lick the leaves on his head.
Well, although once he leaves this world, he will probably... encounter that ghast that sounds very scary.
But, he is still in this world after all, and he will stay for about four hundred years.
So, he'd better take good care of his little fool first.
Zhang Daan was really sad, and his eyes began to turn red while kissing the leaves of his sweetheart.
Ye Shan thought to himself, is this about to cry?
Then he heard his stupid peach blossom bark a few more times at his leaves, as if to confirm whether he fell asleep again.
Ye Shan didn't say a word, pretending that he really fell asleep.
Zhang Daan called a few times and then stopped calling.
After half an hour, when Ye Shan was really confused, Zhang Daan called out a few more times. Ye Shan reluctantly held on and did not speak.
After a while, Ye Shan felt that his cute, diligent and incomparably hard-working little peach blossom suddenly changed his face, grabbed his ginseng body viciously and said, "You said wait two years, I will grow again. Two years, grow to... the height and length you like. However, if you still shirk like this after two years..."
Zhang Daan opened his mouth and made a gesture of swallowing Ye Shan's leaves. .
"Then I'll take you to the sea. I tell you, I prepared a small nest in the sea. Once you get there, you can't escape. Forever and forever, you can only live on the bottom of the sea I prepared for you. In the small nest. Forever and forever, you can only face me alone!"
Ye Shan: "..." When you came out of the system, didn't you say that this is one-third of the right soul? Since it is a righteous soul, it should be a righteous and awe-inspiring soul... right?
System: "..." #On the host's ability to deceive itself, which one is stronger#
It silently said, "The right soul is the original heart. The complete right soul will cover up the dirty original heart with beauty. However, one-third of the right soul... Maybe even if you want to cover it up, you can't hide it. Yes ."
For example, now, violent. exposed?
Ye Shan: "..."
He silently continued to pretend to be asleep.
Then after a long time, he heard his silly cute little peach blossom suddenly laugh strangely.
"Little daughter-in-law, I know you don't like my body octopus. However, once I go into the sea, my divine beast blood will make me unable to control my octopus appearance. Little daughter-in-law... Are you happy or not?"
Ye Shan: "..."
Ye Shan: "..."
He was frightened to death by you, okay?
But he didn't dare to wake up at this time, so he could only pretend to continue falling asleep.
After half an hour, he pretended to wake up and turned into a humanoid.
When I opened my eyes, what I saw was still that "silly" peach blossom.
Zhang Daan smiled stupidly at Ye Shan, rushed up, bent over and kissed Ye Shan's face fiercely, then grabbed Ye Shan's meow tail and kissed it lightly.
"Daughter-in-law, you're awake! I'm going to cook for you! What do you like to eat? I can almost cook the whole fish feast you gave me last time. I'll cook it for you, okay? "
Big eyes, scars crisscrossing his face, and a pleasing smile.
There is no difference from the stupid Zhang Daan from before.
However, Ye Shan still couldn't forget what Zhang Daan said to him who was "sleeping" just now.
If he doesn't fulfill his promise after two years, he will, he will be taken to the bottom of the sea to be locked up, and he also said that he can only maintain the shape of an octopus on the bottom of the sea...
Ye Shan silently wanted to cover his heart beating, "Bang Bang". After thinking for a while, he whispered, "I like everything you do."
Zhang Daan became happy and jumped out of bed again. Said: "Then I'll make two tables full of fish feasts! The little daughter-in-law ate all of them! I'll stand by and watch the wotou!" In
this case, he will definitely be able to keep his little daughter-in-law fat and fat!
No one who is fat will look at his little daughter-in-law any more!
Ye Shan: "..." This kind of mind seems to be able to see the bottom at a glance, how can you say those words just now?
And, if you say it, it seems that it is really true!
Ye Shan suddenly felt that the stupid one-third of the righteous soul had already scared him that much.
So, that ghast who wanted to kill him...how could he just think about it and feel scared and want to not leave here at all?
However, the octopus spirit with eight tentacles... is really not easy to provoke.
Ye Shan silently sat on the kang with his face on the floor, trying his best to be sad.
Qinglong Kingdom.
Zhang Daan was sixteen years old, and like him, there were Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian.
And these two people were caught by Ye Shan.
The two didn't realize it at first, and it wasn't until their birthdays that they realized something was wrong... something was wrong.
The two of them seem to be unable to leave each other within 100 meters, and the closer the distance between the two of them, the stronger the blood energy in the body, and the farther away, the smaller the blood energy.
In this case, the two can only live in a nearby place.
This is not the most troublesome thing.
The most troublesome thing was that Ouyang Hao found him... he couldn't help it. verb: move.
Not the kind that comes naturally. Move, but the kind that seems to be infatuated. Poisonous love. Move, can't control it at all.
Ouyang Qian and him were husband and wife in the past life, and although they have not set their names in this life, Ouyang Qian is still willing to help Ouyang Hao when he is in pain.
Ouyang Hao took pity on Ouyang Qian, feeling both gratitude and joy in his heart.
This is his wife, the wife he wants to have for the rest of his life.
Although today the father emperor proposed to him about marriage, he occasionally felt a wave in his heart and felt a little ashamed of Ouyang Qian. But...for the sake of the world's people, Ouyang Hao thought, he probably couldn't keep his promise.
Although he has awakened the blood of the divine beast, he is too young, and it is still difficult to control all the power of the Qinglong Kingdom. Moreover, the gaze of the royal father looking at Qian'er became more and more wrong, which made Ouyang Hao have to worry that the royal father still wanted to take Qian'er into a body. The crystal nucleus of the bloodline of the divine beast was dug out.
Under such circumstances, Ouyang Hao ultimately needs help from all aspects to improve his status and increase his power, which can not only protect his Qian'er, but also further protect the people of the world.
And marriage was the simplest and most effective way he could think of at the moment.
As for Ouyang Qian...
Ouyang Hao lovingly kissed Ouyang Qian's forehead, and finally changed his promise.
"Qian'er, I have only one wife in this life and in the next life."
Ouyang Qian was in a daze, and she didn't realize that she had been living alone in her entire life. Two irresistible reasons for "high and high" have changed.
Ouyang Haoyuan didn't want to let Ouyang Qian react now.
But the problem is...
Ouyang Hao stopped.
After half an hour, the two woke up at the same time.
Ouyang Hao's sobriety was temporary, and he was still deeply seduced. In the poison, it's just... he still doesn't lift it.
The faces of both of them were hard to look at.
When the little servant outside the Queen came to deliver the soup in person, Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian immediately tidied up their clothes and got out of bed, no matter how they felt in their hearts. climbed up.
Ouyang Qian was fine, she straightened her body after finishing her clothes, while Ouyang Hao could barely stand, her face was wet. Red couldn't hide it.
Ouyang Qian's expression suddenly became complicated.
Small fishing village.
Although Ye Shan was still worried about his little peach blossom, he still slept soundly that night.
Now he and Zhang Daan finally share the same bed, but they don't do other "sports".
He was sleeping soundly when the system suddenly called him in his mind.
Ye Shan woke up, but did not open his eyes.
Then, he heard his silly peach blossom whispering in his ear again.
"Daughter-in-law, I really like you. Whether it's your human form or the appearance of a ginseng doll, I like it very much. But why can you accept my disfigured me but not my octopus body?"
Ye Shan felt When Zhang Daan seemed to touch his face, he didn't dare to move.
Zhang Daan seemed to sigh lightly, a little sullen and determined: "But, octopus is also me. Why doesn't my daughter-in-law like me? Otherwise, I will turn into an octopus every night, tightly Tangle. With my daughter-in-law, when she gets used to it, will she like my body?"
You know, Dad said, octopus body has many "beautiful things".
How could my daughter-in-law not like it?
Then, Zhang Daan turned into an octopus.
And Ye Shan, who he had just entangled... also turned into a thousand-year-old ginseng essence with grass growing on his head in the next instant.
Zhang Daan: "..."
Ye Shan: "..."
This is a subconscious action and not intentional.
Ye Shan thought silently.
He really didn't mean it.
The soft big octopus, he is also a little scared.
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