Chapter 78 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 04

Of course Ye Shinian didn't want to chop Ye Shan.

Of course, he didn't plan to chop Ye Shan's Xiao Haw.

He just didn't want to understand, has the popular candidate for the best husband changed again?

Isn't the warm man of the chef not popular anymore?

Why is his goblin able to fall in love with several crazy sub-personalities that he has divided up? It's his turn, the main character who "imagined" those sub-characters, and he still works very hard in front of the goblin. With a "warm man" image, his goblin will still shiver with fear?

It took him four full months before he finally saw the little goblin in human form!

Those aren't too important, though.

The main character, Ye Shinian's eyes darkened slightly, he lowered his head, stretched out his hand, pinched the chin of the goblin Ye Shan, took out all the momentum when he chopped ribs, and said coldly again: "Why? Like? 100 kisses, 30 sex scenes, that's not a high requirement, is it? Can you... add all of these? If you want to get a script, just pack it. Raise me... Lord Jin?"

Ye Shan's face suddenly turned red.

He suddenly felt that although his peach blossoms looked like the ribs on the chopping board when he chopped ribs, he couldn't help blushing.

Such a peach... so handsome!

Make him special, special... with dirty thoughts!

System: "..." With such a host, I really don't see it!

However, Ye Shinian got closer and closer to Ye Shan, almost interlaced with Ye Shan's breath, and the bridge of his nose touched.

"Um?"

Obviously it's just a simple word, Ye Shinian said it as if... it was flirting.

Ye Shan felt that even if he didn't look at it, his whole body would definitely turn red!

He lowered his eyes and said in a low voice: "But, but, with so many kisses, scenes and bed scenes, will it be possible, will it be filmed, but it won't be judged? Can it be played?"

After all, it's a lot more...that.

Ye Shan had heard that, if they were filming like that, the kiss scene would be fine, and they could still take a seat; even if the bed scene would be borrowed, it would have to be watched by a lot of staff and directors...the seat would be borrowed.

How embarrassing.

And it can't really be... [beep--], it's just pretending.

It's a pity, regret and embarrassment to think about.

system:"......"

#With such a dirty host, the dirty host never thought about how embarrassing it must be as a system#

Ye Shinian didn't expect to hear such an answer, stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled at Ye Shan.

--He tried hard to imitate the smiles of those who were chased and chased by the little girls in his mind.

Then, Ye Shan heard a sneer like a poisonous snake.

Ye Shan shuddered subconsciously, as if he was a little scared.

Ye Shinian: "..." Will the warm man's smile scare the goblin?

Yes, his goblin body is a tiny four-month-old...My Neighbor Totoro.

And chinchillas actually put it bluntly, it is a mouse.

Rats are timid, how normal is that?

So Ye Shinian tried harder and chuckled softly.

"Ah!"

Then Ye Shan heard a cold sneer like a hypocrite.

Ye Shan: "..." Scared!

System: "..." The system is also afraid! Why is this main character so terrifying!

So Ye Shinian's face became more gloomy.

He was silent for a while before he carried Ye Shan into the bed, let Ye Shan lie down and covered the quilt. He sat next to Ye Shan, took his Tang knife over again, wiped it carefully, While wiping, he "casually" pricked up his ears and talked to the little goblin on the tip of his heart.

Ye Shan: "..." What should I do if I'm even more afraid?

However, Ye Shinian continued to discuss the script with Ye Shan "gently", and promised more "gently": "Don't worry, after we shoot the scene, as long as the bed scene and the deep kiss scene, we will all... ...to collect it for yourself and never spread it to the outside world."

Ye Shan whispered: "But, when we were shooting, those lighting masters, cameramen, directors and assistant directors always watched us, then, that..." In case the two of them really I'm in love, it's really [beep-], isn't that going to be watched by a lot of people on the live version?

How bad is that.

The system thought silently that the host was so afraid of the host's strategy target just now. As a result, after just a few words, he had already thought that he would accidentally "move and love" when filming.

The system believes that this "move. Love" is definitely a real verb! And that's not what the word meant!

Ye Shinian's voice was also a little hoarse at this time. His big hand clenched heavily on the handle of the Tang Dao before he said, "Don't worry, I'm rich. I never thought about creating a crew. Now I want to come... I will form an excellent crew as soon as possible. In addition to the cameraman, there will be a variety of high-quality cameras. When the time comes, when we shoot these scenes, we will shoot them ourselves. Don't need those staff and directors. You When writing the script, write these two parts carefully, and when the time comes, between the two of us, I will be the director, directing you... to shoot the deep kiss scene and the bed scene with me."

Ye Shan: "..."

Really want to red from the hair to the toes.

The two talked for a while, but Ye Shinian never put down his Tang Dao.

Ye Shun fell asleep when he was afraid.

Ye Shinian's face darkened instantly.

This time, it was really gloomy.

He just coaxed his goblin so gently, how could the goblin fall asleep in fear of him?

Obviously, in order not to scare his goblin, he deliberately found something to do for himself, and tried to watch the goblin as little as possible, but why is the goblin still... scared to death?

Where is the problem?

Ye Shinian pulled a handsome face and stared straight at the bed. After a long while, the boy on the bed finally stood up, holding the Tang knife and wanting to go out.

After thinking about it, he was afraid that after his little goblin opened his eyes, he would be afraid and worried when he saw that he was not around, so he put the sharp Tang knife he wiped down beside the little goblin's pillow.

Then came out of the bedroom.

It was a coincidence that the doorbell rang just after he left the bedroom.

--Ever since Ye Shinian discovered that his little goblin could turn from a mouse into a human, Ye Shinian has already changed the lock on the house, and Xu Qiao is not allowed to enter or leave his house at will.

Xu Qiaolai could only ring the doorbell and wait.

Ye Shinian opened the door for Xu Qiao, and then sat on the bar with a relaxed attitude and a cold expression... bartending.

Xu Qiao looked at the bright red wine in the goblet, and suddenly shivered.

Trembling walked to Ye Shinian and sat down, stared at Ye Shinian for a while, determined that this was Ye Shinian's main character, and couldn't help but feel even more scared.

--Actually, Ye Shinian's sub-personalities are good-natured, but as long as they cooperate with them in acting, they clapp their hands with their backs to their backs when they say slaps, and they just make a cup of coffee when they say they are making tea.

Moreover, those sub-personalities are usually extravagant, and if they say bonuses, they will give them bonuses. Xu Qiao said that he took care of the sub-personalities of Ye Shinian very smoothly.

It's just that he stayed by Ye Shinian's side for many years, and he never knew what kind of temperament Ye Shinian's main character had.

However, Xu Qiao's intuition had obviously already told him that this main character was the most difficult to serve.

Xu Qiao sat on the side silently, then took out his notebook and began to report to Ye Shinian.

Ye Shinian listened without much care.

None of his industries are particularly troublesome-in the commodity building, there are only twelve shops with the best locations that belong to him entirely, and those shops sell simple clothing, accessories, men's and women's shoes, and more. For children's toys, etc., the rest of the shop, Ye Shinian, is only responsible for rent collection. Moreover, even for rent collection and management of the shop, Ye Shinian also hired a special person to be responsible. He can find another person to check the accounts every month. There are dozens of chain restaurants in the city, and they are also managed by special personnel, and the monthly benefits are extremely considerable; Ye Shinian's other properties with excellent geographical locations are also rented out for rent every year, and Xu Qiao is in charge of this part. .

The only thing Ye Shinian did was to check accounts and be in charge of stock investment. The former is not troublesome, and the latter is Ye Shinian's forte.

Therefore, Ye Shinian is rich if he is rich, but he is not particularly busy.

There are only a few people in his studio.

Ye Shinian drank the prepared crimson red wine, and immediately began to mix. He made another glass of crimson red wine, but did not drink it. After thinking about it, he said with a cold face: "He wants to write a script. For filming, you go and arrange some teachers and courses for him. Well, there is a screenwriting course in the morning and an acting course in the afternoon, two hours each, with a day off every five days. In addition, when you go to form a crew, you must try your best to use all kinds of facilities. Okay, the staff also try to choose those who are taciturn but have excellent abilities. When he is ready to study for a period of time, he has revised his script, and I have read it and passed it, and then start filming."

Xu Qiao: "..." He was silent for a while before he said tremblingly, "Brother Ye, Ye, shouldn't the 'he' you said be your lover? Did you really find him? Are you sure he is? Isn't one person five? Isn't that the mouse you adopted?"

Ye Shinian gave Xu Qiao a cold look.

Xu Qiao immediately shut up.

Ye Shinian said: "Just go and make arrangements. After the course starts in a few days, I will move to the villa with him. You can send a few housekeeping robots today. As for the room... no room is needed. , the style of each room..."

Ye Shinian passed the various "novel and interesting" room design drawings he secretly found on the Interstellar Internet in the past few months to Xu Qiao, and said, "Just follow the styles of these rooms."

Then, Xu Qiao received more than a dozen pictures.

There are dark rooms, warm rooms, rooms with a big water bed, and rooms with weird whips, waxes, candles, etc. There are rooms full of bamboo products, rooms with all kinds of swings, rooms with only a pool, and...

Wait, wait, there are dozens of different styles.

Xu Qiao was stunned and said, fortunately, Brother Ye is really rich. The villa has three floors and is very large. The front and rear courtyards are also very spacious, and it is also the most expensive villa area in the city. The most expensive kind of villa in the house, otherwise how can it stand up to their brother Ye?

Fortunately, the development of modern technology is getting faster and faster. Although Ye Shinian only said to give him a few days, they only need to hire a lot of robots and human workers, and let a group of them be responsible for a room. In that case, if they want to complete the work within a few days Not a problem at all.

After all, they are no longer two thousand years ago. All the decorations are pollution-free, and they can move in immediately after the decoration.

Therefore, Xu Qiao calculated it, and carefully asked Ye Shinian's requirements for the teacher. After about asking them to teach them for a few months and so on, he immediately agreed with a pat on the chest.

"Brother Ye, don't worry, I promise that in five days, I will be able to find the best and gentlest teacher for that... the lady boss!"

Ye Shinian frowned when he heard the words and said, "Be gentle, you must be gentle, you can't let them bully him, but it must be a wrinkled teacher! If you have no wrinkles on your face and you are invited, you...you know the consequences. of."

Xu Qiao: "..." Boss, that's not how you eat when you're jealous.

Not everyone wants to hook up with our boss lady, okay?

It's a pity that Ye Shinian was completely unmoved, and started chasing people coldly.

Before rushing out, he hesitated for a while, and then said, "Don't bring ribs tomorrow, just bring fish."

He has also chopped ribs for four months, and the little goblin who wants to come to him is tired of seeing him. Why not... start tomorrow, chop fish?

So, Ye Shan got up the next day, and finally supported his fat chinchilla to climb out of the bed, looking around, and then saw the... Tang knife sleeping beside him at a glance!

Ye Shan: "...jijiji!" The baby was scared to death, I wanted to cry!

However, what made him cry was still behind.

Because Ye Shinian had a camera in the bedroom, he quickly found out that Ye Shan was awake, strode into the room with a bloody kitchen knife, stared at Ye Shan, and said in a gentle voice, "You're awake."

Seeing his peach blossom, he held a knife and gave him a cold face early in the morning, Ye Shan said, "..." Peach blossom, you are so scary!

"Become a human." Ye Shinian's face became colder, although he was trying to control his expression to become gentle, "Quickly."

Ye Shan sniffed and turned into a human figure, put on clothes under Ye Shinian's gaze, and went to the kitchen with Ye Shinian.

Then, Ye Shan saw that his peach blossoms finally stopped chopping ribs.

His peach blossoms are starting to chop fish!

First the head, then the tail, and finally the body!

Or the one that has to be cut into several pieces!

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Even if he is no longer a mermaid prince, why does he still feel that his phantom limbs and fish tails... It hurts, hurts, hurts!

The author has something to say: Poor little leaf~~ nibbling on melon seeds and watching a play~~