Chapter 76 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 02

Ye Shinian, who thought he was the leader of the self-gong, was startled by the kiss, and then he subconsciously pressed the chinchilla on the bed.

However, before he could make any more moves, he realized that the Chinchilla, who had just hooked up with him, had a strange look on his face.

Ye Shinian's face immediately turned hideous, and he said coldly: "Why, you are not willing now? You seduced this seat, and now this deity is about to do as you wish, and endure the fact that the deity has already left the palace..." He turned his face away in pain. After a while, he turned his face and stared at Ye Shandao, "I still want to meet your requirements as you wish. But now, why don't you want to? Strange!"

Spirit Monster Ye Shan: "..."

He put his hands on Ye Shinian's chest and mouth, and said in his heart, of course he has nothing to do.

However, that abominable system started chanting scriptures in his ear!

In the past, the system would only chant scriptures in a small dark room by itself, but now it seems to be chanting scriptures in his ear!

I read that Ye Shan really has no desire at all now. Hope is gone.

System: "Host, you forgot, you are a chinchilla now. It's a chinchilla cub who has just been born for a day."

Therefore, the host, as a cub, must have the self-consciousness of the cub.

Otherwise, report. Report to you.

Ye Shan: "..."

Ah ah ah! He is not a cub, he is a transmigrator, a monster! It's a leprechaun! Or have a transformation card, you can transform into an adult spirit once you transform! There is nothing to report. Report!

System: "Haha."

Ye Shan: "..."

However, Ye Shan still prefers to be reported, and does not want to miss the intimate relationship with his peach blossom, so, holding the peach blossom, he wants to continue the ceremony of Zhou Gong. Stop reading the scriptures.

Ye Shan: "..."

So Ye Shan could only touch Ye Shinian's face silently, and whispered: "Although my current human figure is a complete adult. But, in fact, I was just born."

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shinian: "..."

He stood up abruptly from the bed and stared at the bed coldly.

"Young master is really smart. Even if I imprisoned the young master in this castle, I will give you the best, and still take care of you as meticulously and tenderly as before, trying to get your love, but , but I am still the same as before, I can't get the heart of the young master, nor the people of the young master."

In addition to the indifference on Ye Shinian's face, there was also a hint of heartache.

Ye Shan looked up blankly and looked at this well-decorated apartment, but he didn't see anything like a castle in it.

Ye Shinian had already knelt on one knee by Ye Shan's leg, put one hand on Ye Shan's knee, raised his head, stared at Ye Shan, and said coldly, "Since the young master insists on saying that he was just born..." He His dark eyes looked at Ye Shan up and down, and his eyes darkened, "Then, as the young master's personal butler, I will bathe and change the young master myself. Come to think of it, the young master who has just been born a day should be Can't and can't refuse."

Afterwards, he strongly picked Ye Shan up and walked to the bathroom.

Moreover, Ye Shinian walked out of an apartment with only three bedrooms and two living rooms, which was not an apartment but a castle.

Ye Shan: "..."

Although, this kind of peach blossom is also very... sensual and exciting, but, what should he do so that his peach blossom can return to normal?

Ye Shan was so helped by Ye Shinian to take a bath, and in the process of taking a bath, Ye Shan saw the emperor and Ye Daxia again...

After taking a shower, Ye Shancai went back to bed, sleepy - after all, he was just born.

Then, he felt like he had become a chinchilla.

Ye Shan only knew that the hair on his face and abdomen was white, but he didn't know what color the hair on his buttocks was.

But he feels... it should be white, right?

The system didn't stop Ye Shan until Ye Shan was about to open his eyes the next day.

"Host, don't open your eyes for now."

Ye Shan immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and asked what was wrong with the system in his consciousness.

The system looked at the current host's strategy target and stood straight in the kitchen, chopped the ribs, gave the host a cold look, chopped the ribs again, and then gave the host a cold look... The system knew that it didn't The entity, just a piece of data, couldn't help but tremble, and then whispered to the host: "The system discussed with... the virus, and felt that because of the system's blocking, the data of the host's target was out of order. With the insanity of the current host's target, something happened.

As for the way to restore the host's target, after discussing with the system virus, the system felt that since the host's target felt that he was not himself, but someone with several other identities, and therefore people of all identities could not occupy this body for a long time. , then, the host can do it according to the method negotiated by the system and the system target.

The host can carefully observe the target of the host's strategy, carefully record the characters of each character, and write a novel or script based on it, and let the target of the host shoot based on it, so that the target of the host's strategy can recognize from the bottom of his heart that those are just characters, and It's not himself... In this way, it is possible for the host's target to return to normal, recognize his current personality, and completely integrate his soul. "

Ye Shan hesitated: "But, I don't know how to write novels at all! I can only draw comics! I can't use novels from other worlds. In the comics industry, plagiarism, copying, borrowing, and learning abound, and the same is true for novels. Because of this, I can't and don't want to use other people's novels."

System: "So, the host has to write it himself."

Ye Shan: "..." Does he really only know how to draw?

Ye Shan was really unhappy in his heart, so he didn't start writing-in his current image of the newly born Xiao Long Miao, he couldn't even start writing.

As for what the system said could be written with consciousness there, Ye Shan automatically ignored it.

He was being locked in a cage tremblingly, looking at Ye Shinian who chopped up a whole basket of spare ribs.

Ye Shan: "..." Gu Gu Gu, scared!

Especially when Ye Shinian chopped the ribs, he gave him a gloomy look...it was just mentally abusive!

Xu Qiao, who had been with Ye Shinian for a long time, ran out to watch it for a while, and sighed: "Hey, Brother Ye, I said that you are true. After you get so many spare ribs, we won't be able to finish them all, and we won't know how to give them to you by then. Who will go. Now those crews won't let us go..." He stopped talking, stopped picking the script, and squatted there for a while.

Ye Shan was a little strange and glanced at him.

Xu Qiao seemed to have found someone he could talk to. He glanced at Ye Shinian who was standing beside the cage, and whispered, "Hey, Xiao Miao... right? You said that your master is really wrong, you A chinchilla, to put it bluntly, is a mouse, so why is it named Xiaomiao? Even now, I am not short of money, playing stocks and stocks to make a lot of money, opening a chain of small restaurants, and now there are several specializing in small commodities His buildings are also very profitable. What kind of business do you think he can't do? He has to run to become a star. Hey, with his insanity, how can he become a star?"

Ye Shinian on the side thumped again, causing Xu Qiao to tremble. He straightened up, looked at Ye Shinian, and said timidly, "Brother Ye, I'm serious. You weren't on the set with that Who is arguing? Although that person's acting skills are as bad as yours, but his parents, brothers and sisters are all big names in the entertainment industry, and his grandfather is a major shareholder of the entertainment company. We thought it was a small matter before. .But now it seems...that one is really careful. For such a small matter, Brother Ye can't make TV dramas...Hey, Brother Ye, you are not short of money anyway, can't you do something else? You don't have to be a star either."

Ye Shinian said coldly: "No! I have to be a star! I want someone! Only by being a star can more people see him and he can find me. I can also find ways to get others to help me find him."

Then, the main character, Ye Shinian, gave a very obscure look at the little Chinchilla who was beside him.

What a fool! Silly! How stupid!

The main character thought silently and happily.

He still remembered that in those idol dramas he acted in the past, if one of the protagonists didn't understand his own mind, the other protagonist would come up with this kind of "jealous stalk" in order to make the other party understand.

Come to think of it, it's not very effective for him to chop ribs. Then, maybe he said some specious words, maybe he can make the little chinchillas jealous? Then you can look at him, the "big warm man" who diligently chops ribs every day?

Ye Shinian had countless thoughts in his heart, but there was no expression on his face.

like a statue.

Xu Qiao listened and rolled his eyes: "Okay, Brother Ye, every time you look for someone, you take out five composite photos and let them find them. The people in the five photos look completely different. I said that the five of them are one person, your lover. Brother Ye. You also know that because you put these photos on the Internet last time and asked netizens to help you, you were sprayed by those trolls as a big radish. Admit it. The five people are obviously completely different, and you still say that they are your only lovers. Brother Ye, the only refers to one, unique, not five people."

Ye Shinian glared at him, and suddenly said angrily: "I said it was a person, it's a person!" Then he frowned and said, "No. I seem to have found him. Xiao Miao is my concubine, my concubine. Past World Love. People, I have found him!"

The main character, Ye Shinian: "..." The jealous stalker that I thought about was destroyed by the you I imagined!

Xu Qiao: "..."

Ye Shan: "..." I always feel that the amount of information is a bit large.

Then he saw Xu Qiao running away "dengdengdeng", took out five printed photos, stared at Ye Shinian and said, "Brother Ye, you can see clearly, what is the point of this chinchilla and the portrait of your lover? Now? One is a mouse, five are humans, none of them look alike! Well, among your five lovers, there are those with meow ears and tails, and those with fish tails. Well, they all look different. But, that's not your chinchilla at all, okay?"

Ye Shinian said, "Yes. What I'm looking for is my beloved concubine. To repay my kindness, I came to look for my little cat. I have seen his appearance, and he is indeed my beloved concubine."

Ye Shan was stunned.

He stared at the five photos and recognized it almost instantly. It was exactly the same as he looked in the previous five worlds.

And yesterday, when he transformed into a humanoid...

The system silently showed Ye Shan a photo of the key part of his human figure that had been mosaicked yesterday.

Ye Shan: "..." You have driven away all the emotions, okay?

Ye Shan finally understood that the person he had become now was completely different from those five people.

At the same time, Ye Shan thought, he probably understood about the "gift" Immortal Venerable Wuyuan told him before.

Originally, according to the plan of Immortal Wuyuan and the master behind the virus in the system, he wanted to bring him to a world where there is no war, no strong people are respected and weak are ants, and there is no heavenly darling who is their enemy, and then They can spend many, many years here leisurely.

It's like a vacation.

Even the peach blossoms here are likely to be peach blossoms with memories.

But all of this was broken because of the blocking of the system.

Ye Shinian did cross over, but there was a problem when the souls were united, which led to the current insanity. He only vaguely remembered the appearance of his lover. Moreover, he drew Ye Shan in the first five worlds in one painting. appearance.

And in this life, Ye Shan doesn't look like this at all.

But it doesn't matter, even so, they are still under the same roof.

His peach blossom seemed to finally recognize him.

Ye Shan was a little happy and a little sad.

It was also at this time that the system whispered "I'm sorry" to Ye Shan.

It's really just a string of data. There is more data than any other, and it is only composed of more data.

And its task is to let Ye Shan gather the souls of Ye Shan's life-saving benefactors as soon as possible and make them into one.

To be precise, the system is actually on Ye Shan's side.

However, even between souls, there are ideas. That's why they fled together, wanting to surprise Ye Shan.

As a result of this surprise, the time for Ye Shan's life-saving benefactor's soul to be united was delayed, and the system naturally resisted immediately.

As a result, the result of this resistance is a bit... pit.

Ye Shan didn't speak, just looked at Ye Shinian quietly.

Years, miss.

Also followed his surname, Ye.

Ye Shan thought, he likes his peach blossoms, and his peach blossoms must also like him very much.

"Xiao Miao." Ye Shinian's expression suddenly changed again, his face was full of gentleness, and there was a chivalrous air in his temperament, he carefully took Ye Shan out of the chinchilla cage, held it in his hand, and said gently, " Why are you in a daze again? Are you afraid that the master is going to be a star, and then can't take care of you? Don't worry, I have found you. I will be with you at home every day from now on, okay?"

Ye Shan looked at this gentle Ye Shinian with some obsession, watching him breastfeeding, rubbing his chin, and coaxing him to sleep. He couldn't help thinking that he had already figured out his peach blossom.

Then, does he still need to write novels and scripts, and let his peach blossom play various roles to find himself again?

He hesitated in his heart, but fell asleep quickly.

When he woke up, what he saw when he opened his eyes was Ye Shinian who was sitting in a wheelchair with an expressionless face.

Such Ye Shinian was holding a scalpel in his hand, playing with it briskly.

"Xu Qiao said, I found you." Ye Shinian stared at Ye Shan gloomily, with neither joy nor anger in his voice, "Becoming a human, let me see if you lied to me."

"Otherwise..." Ye Shinian stretched out his hand and poked, and poked Ye Shan's round buttocks crookedly, "Otherwise, although I have disabled both legs, I will make you a small one in person. It's just surgery, I think I'm still competent. Come on, if you're not him, I'll do this surgery for you, it's fine."

Ye Shan: "..." It turns out that not every personality of Peach Blossom has confirmed that he is him.

Of course, in addition to these, there is another very important thing.

Ye Shan was silent for a while, before he couldn't help shivering and asked the system, "So, my peach blossom... is she going to sterilize me?"

System: "...It seems that you humans call this... Gong. Punishment."

Ye Shan: "..." He suddenly felt that it was really necessary for him to start writing the script, so that his peach blossoms could recover quickly.

Otherwise... think about the leader who was going to choke his neck last night, think about the unknown man who chopped his ribs and gave him a look during the day, and think about the "wheelchair" who is holding a scalpel and wants to sterilize him now. Peach Blossom... Ye Shan felt that he would really go crazy!

However, the next moment, he immediately turned into a human.

Lest this Ye Shinian, who thought he had a disability in his legs, really performed a "sterilization" operation on himself.

But even so, Ye Shinian stared at him for a long time, and suddenly said, "It turns out that it's really you."

Without waiting for Ye Shan to breathe a sigh of relief, he said in his heart, at least he doesn't need to be sterilized, he heard Ye Shinian's voice suddenly hoarse again.

"However, we haven't seen each other for many years, and I have no memory of the past, let alone how your body is, whether you are defective or ill. Come on, go to my operating table and lie down, I personally I'll do a...full body check for you. Don't worry, I'll do it 'by hand', so don't be afraid."

Ye Shan: "..."

So, did he meet the quack doctor Peach Blossom?

Or a bad quack doctor who wants to take advantage of patients, Peach Blossom!

A little excited to think about it.

Then, when the "quack doctor" Ye Shinian put down the scalpel and pushed the wheelchair to the boy on the operating table, the main character reappeared, and abruptly squeezed out the sub-personality that he had imagined.

He was competent to do the "full body check" for Ye Shan.

The author has something to say: Chopped ribs insists on being a star and looking for a lover. This is the body... um, it should be said that it is the main character? The rest of the sub-personality is what he imagined... Well, in fact, the peach blossoms in this world are not really fine points, but he imagined himself fine points, and then fine points... TT