《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》70
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Chapter 70 Don't Lift Immortal Venerable: Kiss My Little Cauldron 11
"Good, sit down and move by yourself."
"This is Guanyin sitting on the lotus... um, Qing Huan, sitting very well."
...
Ye Shan was detained by the "phantom array", and he was always caught in the "spring." It was not until three days and nights later that Ye Shancai finally opened his eyes and woke up from the "dream".
Then he couldn't help but start gnashing his teeth.
He and Su Ruxue were indeed waiting for Su Shou and Su Hu, and there was really nothing to do these days.
However, this does not mean that he must lie in the inn and be pressed by that bastard!
Although later that bastard taught him double cultivation. He taught him "Guanyin sitting on the lotus", and let him sit on it and move by himself...
Ye Shan bit the quilt, his face was red, but his expression was still very resentful.
That bastard is getting more and more fearless!
He thought for a while in silence, and felt that his immortal Lord, who was supposed to be noble and glamorous and ignorant of others, had probably guessed that he saw the identity of the little wolf dog.
After all, he just said that he wanted to punish his sweetheart and turn him into a little wolf dog, and then he met a little wolf dog; the morning after he took over the little wolf dog, Ye Shan found that when he was asleep, The clothes were taken off and put on again; when they came to this inn, Ye Shan was even more "Spring. Dreams" every night; until this time, the object of "Spring. Dreams" taught him how to do it. Recipe!
Ye Shan felt his own cultivation, and he found that his cultivation had increased by a small section, which was regarded as a complete cultivation in the early stage of Jindan. He vented his [beep-], and these [beep--] really benefited Ye Shan a lot.
Ye Shan didn't pay attention at first, but now that he thinks about it, the increase in his cultivation has been there since the beginning.
However, at the beginning, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan had no generals. The cultivation method was told to Ye Shan.
But the strange thing is that Immortal Venerable Wuyuan didn't say anything at that time, and Ye Shan's own cultivation was also steadily increasing.
It was not until these three days that Immortal Venerable Wuyuan gave him a pair. Cultivation method, let him practice, and then accumulated a lot of money, through the [indescribable movement] in one fell swoop, became a complete monk in the early stage of Jindan.
Ye Shan felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it, he sat up from the bed, hugged the quilt without speaking, but subconsciously asked the system if he knew why he was cultivating so fast recently? Although the double cultivation method is very useful, it seems that when he first started to perform the [indescribable] exercise with Immortal Venerable Wuyuan, his cultivation was already steadily and slowly increasing.
System: "Haha."
Ye Shan: "Speak human words! Otherwise I'll let the virus beat you up!"
System: "..." Do you think it's great that you have a virus? Does this system dare not provoke you? Well it really doesn't dare right now.
After all, it is not afraid of one virus, it can barely cope with two viruses, and after three or four viruses, the system has easily dared not assign tasks to Ye Shan. Even the original system can guarantee that the host and the host's strategy target will not kill the darling of the small world, but now, the system can only silently allow the host and the host's strategy target to make decisions based on their hearts.
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However, as long as the host's target and the host are together, at least that small world will not be destroyed, and the host has indirectly completed the important task of "saving the world".
As for the rest... the system thought silently, forgive it, it is powerless in the face of so many coveted viruses.
However, although the system had many thoughts in his mind, he couldn't help but let out another sigh before answering Ye Shan's question.
"This is related to the host's current body." The system replied righteously and sternly, "For example, the host used to be a zombie, and zombies like to drink human blood. This is the instinct of zombies. The target of the host's strategy in that life, Dr. Ling, is to feed the host. Blood, so that the host can never be separated from him; for example, when the host was a skeleton in the second life, even if the host in that life became a human, he still liked to wear black clothes, which led to Qin Qingxuan, the target of the host's second life. In front of him, he almost only wears black clothes; in the third generation of the host, he was a small, wild, cat, so the host likes dried fish and wool balls the most. He coaxed him to stay by his side every day, and never wanted to run out; the host was a mermaid in the fourth generation, and every time he cried, he would cry, and the tears would turn into pearls in an instant, and the mermaid himself was very fond of his own. The pearls that came out of the host, so, the host's fourth-generation strategy target used pearls from the host's own tears to make beads [Beep--] When the host was the host, the host would still be so happy that the host did not lose it in this life. That string of beads..."
Hearing the system talking more and more, Ye Shan's ears turned red and annoyed, "Speaking of the point!" The
system couldn't help but "hehe" twice - anyway, it couldn't move like other systems. Just bossing around and issuing various tasks to the host, so that the host loves and hates it, but can only obey it obediently, shouldn't it be allowed to occasionally "hehe" to the host?
Even if it is a small revenge for the host that harms it from time to time, it has to close the small dark room and the long needle eye.
"In this life, the host's body is the cauldron." After the system finished "hehe", he replied solemnly, "In addition to cultivating by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the cauldron also uses alchemy to extract all kinds of ingredients that are loaded into its cauldron. The aura of various medicinal herbs is cultivated. When the host attack target and the host are intercourse, because the host is the bearer, in addition to being pressed by the host attack target, they will also actively or forcefully absorb the host attack target. [Essence]. Since the target of the host's strategy is not listed for thousands of years, the [essence] he can provide to the host will naturally improve the host's cultivation base."
The system silently covered its eyes and took this very worthy river. The crab spoke, and then added in a low voice: "Actually, the target of the host's strategy is not to mention the first [essence] in nearly a thousand years, which has the most aura. If the host absorbed those auras at that time, that time at the edge of the hot spring, The host can immediately transcend the calamity and transform into a shape. But..."
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However, Ye Shan was angry at that time, and he would not let the Wuyuan Immortal Venerable to him [beep--].
Immortal Venerable Wuyuan has lived soberly for many years than Ye Shan, and his love was because of Ye Shan, but after he became emotional, he returned rationally, so he naturally wanted to give Ye Shan the first [essence], but at that time After Ye Shan really hooked up with Immortal Wuyuan, he didn't want to be [beep-]. Immortal Wuyuan saw clearly the reluctance in Ye Shan's eyes at that time, and saw that Xiao Ye Shan had no reaction at all...
He liked it Of course he didn't want Ye Shan to be forced by him, so he didn't do much.
It was only later that when the two of them were truly united, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan did not hesitate to give all his [essence] to his small furnace cauldron. Sure enough, the small furnace cauldron was useless at that time. Cultivation methods still grow steadily.
It was not until the number of times increased and the [Essence] spiritual energy accumulated in the previous thousand years was reduced that Immortal Venerable Wuyuan taught Ye Shanshuang. Cultivation method, supplemented by his own [essence], want to come to his small furnace, the cultivation base should be able to grow quickly.
Ye Shan: "..."
Ye Shan: "..."
Why does this world have such an unscientific explanation?
System: "Haha." Talking about science in the world of immortality. Should it say that the host is stupid, stupid or stupid?
Ye Shan silently listened to the "reasonable explanation" in his ears, and when he thought of those [essences], his face couldn't help but stiffen.
Even though his face was already thick, but when he heard that Immortal Wuyuan's [Essence] actually had such "magic uses", and his real white jade furnace cauldron could absorb such "magic uses". "Things" to cultivate himself... Ye Shan couldn't help lowering his head and buried himself in his knees, not knowing what to say.
Immortal Venerable Wuyuan was squatting in the cage and staring at the bed. teenager on top.
In fact, the first few times, he was not satisfied at all.
It's just that he didn't dare to scare his small stove at that time, so he endured every possible way. Until three days ago, he pressed his small stove for three days and three nights... Immortal Wuyuan got it. Satisfied, in a very good mood.
In particular, he found that although he really has the ability to satisfy his small furnace, he often changes various postures and learns various dragons. Positive. The knowledge of pictures will really make his Xiaoluding happier.
Immortal Venerable Wuyuan finally no longer regretted buying those dragons with a gold knot. Positive. spring. palace. pictured.
Ye Shan kept his head down, not sure if he was angry or annoyed for a while, then raised his head, then walked to the front of the cage, held his tail, and held it up, as if to touch the tail of the little wolf dog in the cage .
The little wolf dog's eyes lit up instantly, and he turned his body halfway, wanting to touch Ye Shan's tail with his own tail.
As a result, just before the two tails were about to touch, Ye Shan suddenly put away his meow tail and said, "Cats and dogs have always been incompatible, so you don't like meow tails, right? Forget it, don't touch it. ."
Then, standing in front of the little wolf dog, he began to take off his clothes - middle clothes, inner clothes, one by one, fell to the ground.
There was only one obscene piece left on Ye Shan's body. Pants - still very famous in this era. people. open. crotch. Pants...
Then, Ye Shan walked around in the hotel room wearing such a pair of "open. crotch. Pants", and started to pack his things. practice on.
That's right, so I started to practice with very disheveled clothes!
Wolf·Wuyuan Xianzun·dog stared at the boy with blood-red eyes without blinking, as if he was going to pounce directly at the next moment!
However, whenever he was about to move, Ye Shan suddenly opened his eyes, got up and continued to walk around. When he moved, he opened his eyes again, got up and walked around again...
Wolf Wuyuan Immortal Venerable Dog can be considered to understand, his small furnace cauldron, he had guessed who he was before, those three days The events of the three nights made Xiaoluding know that he also knew what he had guessed, so... Xiaoluding was angry!
Wolf Wuyuan Xianzun Dog could only silently continue to lie in the cage and watch his sweetheart, he could only watch, not eat.
Although it was hard work, Wolf Wuyuan Immortal Venerable Dog was really reluctant to make his sweetheart sad.
If you don't make your sweetheart sad, the sad person can only be the wolf Wuyuan Xianzun dog.
Wolf Wuyuan Xianzun Dog silently squatted in the cage, thinking that as long as he waited until night, he could let Xiaoluding enter again. into the "dream". Although Xiaoluding has a certain talent for seeing through the illusion, Xiaoluding's cultivation is too low compared to him, and he is not defensive. He wants to let Xiaoluding fall into a "dream", which is simply an easy task. .
However, this evening, Immortal Venerable Wuyuan found out that his Xiaolu Ding didn't intend to stay in this room at all, but kept him and knocked on Su Ruxue's door.
"Senior sister, I've heard. There seems to be an auction house with an auction house nearby. It's going to be auctioned all night tonight. Do you want to go, senior sister?"
Ye Shan was dressed in white and was carrying Young Master Pian Pian Jia.
It's just the pair of meow ears and meow tail that revealed his true inhuman identity.
However, the monsters in this world are often unable to fully transform into human beings, so it is not surprising that such a situation is not surprising.
At most, the people coming and going in the inn glanced at Ye Shan, and immediately turned their eyes away.
Even if they occasionally have bad thoughts, when they see the magic weapon on Ye Shan's body and Su Ruxue's body, they immediately know that these two must be from a sect or a great family.
And this class of people, they can't easily provoke them.
Su Ruxue actually had this idea these days.
It's just that the first few days ago, she watched the hard work of the little junior brother and did not close the door. She looked at it like that, and she felt ashamed. Thinking about the diligent and hard work of the junior junior brother, she couldn't be too slack, so she didn't mention anything. Go around some parts of the city or something.
Since it was the younger brother who offered to go to the auction house now, Su Ruxue was immediately moved.
"That's good." Su Ruxue thought that she had collected a lot of good things before, so she immediately agreed and said with a smile, "It happens that I have something to sell, and this auction house can just deal with some things. Junior Brother's body... Then Junior Brother should have also refined a lot of medicinal pills, right? If there are any useless pills, it is better to sell the medicinal pills and exchange for some spiritual stones."
Ye Shan did not intend to sell medicinal medicinal herbs.
Because he is a white jade furnace cauldron, although he has not received any furnace cauldron inheritance, he has also compared the medicinal pills he made himself with the medicinal pills made by others, and knows that the quality and grade of both are quite high. difference.
Ye Shan himself is not short of spirit stones. After all, his man is a very, very man with spirit stones, and this man is very generous to him. He has prepared countless high, middle and low-grade spirit stones for him. No less.
Under such circumstances, Ye Shan would have no reason to sell his own medicinal pills for the sake of spirit stones.
So he was only distressed for a while, saying that he had spiritual stones, just to see and see if he could buy something to play with.
Su Ruxue was stunned, thinking that Ye Shan was a disciple personally selected by Master, and looking at Ye Shan's outfit, Master should take care of Ye Shan. In this case, she was really worried.
The two soon went to the street market chatting and laughing.
At this time, before the auction house started, Ye Shan and Su Ruxue strolled around the night market.
Su Ruxue thought that her luck was very good, so she wanted to bring Ye Shan, wondering if she could find something good at the stall in this night market.
Ye Shan is very serious about shopping - he has not visited the ancient night market, especially the night market in the ancient world of self-cultivation, this time is of course an eye-opener.
There are no lights in the night market, but there are magic tools for the illumination of the false moon and false stars that are brighter and more beautiful than the lights. There are various grades of things in the night market. After all, many monks only have time to run at night. Come to set up a stall, and set up a stall here at night, it also saves the cost of staying in an inn at night, and at the same time can sell things that you don't want, it really kills two birds with one stone, that is, some high-level monks, in order to find a breakthrough artistic conception or income. Disciples will also set up stalls in the night market...
Ye Shan is more concerned with those fancy and fun magic instruments.
When Su Ruxue saw it, she was a little helpless, but she also knew that this was because of the "simple" nature of the younger brother, and it was all left to the younger brother.
Anyway, she can see that the younger brother is richer than her.
Taking a step back, even if the younger brother's spiritual stones are exhausted, the younger brother still has the natural ability to concoct alchemy, and he is absolutely not worried about the day when the spiritual stones are not enough.
What's more, the younger brother is now buying some beautiful and fun things.
Wolf Wuyuan Xianzun Dog watched his Xiaoluding shopping all the way, but he didn't know how to pick and hunt for treasures, so he couldn't help but want to laugh.
However, what he likes, isn't it just such a small stove?
Since Xiaoluding likes those beautiful things, he will write down the appearance of those things, and then, after he makes Xiaoluding not angry, he will personally refine those things for Xiaoluding-his Xiaoluding belongs to him, so everything used by Xiaoluding should be made by him himself.
Wolf Wuyuan Xianzun Dog thought so, and couldn't help showing a gentle smile.
Just such a gentle smile, in the eyes of others, they couldn't help but shudder.
Su Shou and Su Hu also saw Su Ruxue and Ye Shan, and were hesitating whether to go forward when they saw Su Yueying frowning at the cage in Ye Shan's hand, and whispered, "Yueying, what's the matter? Only... is there something wrong with the little wolf dog?"
Naturally, Su Yueying couldn't see the wolf, the Immortal Venerable Wuyuan, and the dog. There was something wrong.
However, she knew Su Ruxue.
Su Ruxue has such a strong fortune, she can always turn bad luck into good luck, and encounter opportunities that others can't ask for.
And this kind of Su Yueying, when Wuyuan Immortal Venerable was criticized by everyone before, would rather stay in Wanshanzong than go down the mountain to experience like Su Shou and Su Hu, and hide for a while, it is obvious that Wanshanzong, There must be something more attractive to Su Ruxue.
Especially after Su Yueying, Su Shou, and Su Hu turned around some treasured places that should have belonged to Su Ruxue in the previous life, but there was nothing there.
Su Yueying never hesitated to speculate on Su Ruxue with the greatest malice.
When she saw that the treasures in the secret realm were gone, and when Su Ruxue didn't go down the mountain to practice at that time, she felt that Su Ruxue must have found a better treasure.
And that treasure... Could it be the little wolf dog in the hands of the little junior brother Su Ruxue coaxed?
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