《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》「The Thirteenth Villain」146
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Chapter 146 The Thirteenth Villain
In this way, relying on the computer's prompt, the shit shoveling officer goes online, and Zhou Xiaomiao will follow. He is a technical otaku, and his aunt takes care of three meals a day, and his aunt cleans the house. He has plenty of time, so he can follow up rhythm.
At present, Zhou Xiaomiao is just a pet egg, and usually doesn't need to do anything, just nest in the egg and watch the shit shovel officer reclaim the wasteland, then sow and water it, and finally wait for the harvest to make money.
Zhanxi pays special attention to pet eggs. He takes a look online every day, and takes a look before he goes offline. When he has time, he uses a small brush to whiten the eggshell, and by the way, he cleans the incubator, hoping that he will break the shell soon.
Under the careful care of the shit shovel officer, after three days, the egg finally broke!
There were more and more cracks in the egg, and soon a small white dumpling the size of a palm crawled out of it. The red mark on the forehead and the blue water marks rolling around all showed that this thing was extraordinary. It stood on the egg shell. Next to him, he raised his head and made a childish voice: "Meow... ow!"
After shouting, obediently put down her hind legs and sat down, tilted her head and looked at the person who was squatting on the side, white fluffy fur, blue eyes, pink tender meat pads and a soft body, if this was a girl squatting and guarding Absolutely scream out loud, don't want to be cute.
Although Zhanxi stabilized and didn't scream, his heart was still soft and soft, and he felt like an arrow had been shot in his heart... Really, it's so cute!
Click on the attribute panel on the side and look at it, the species: Bai Ze. Attribute: Water. Personality: docile. Good at: watering the ground.
The little white dumpling who licked his paws and deliberately showed off his cuteness froze, wait, why is he good at watering the ground? ? ?
[System gloating: In a game of reclaiming wasteland, what else do you think? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Go away, I won't listen!
The little white dumpling was aggrieved, and took two steps to look at the shit shovel officer.
It was the first time that Zhan Xi treated such a soft pet, as if he would get hurt with a little force, which made him feel a little overwhelmed for a while, so he could only stretch out a finger and touch Zhou Xiaomiao carefully, and then stiffened his hand. Hanging above his head, he didn't dare to touch him.
Xiaobai Tuanzi raised his head and looked at the big hand that had not fallen down for a long time. He pushed his little butt up and rubbed it twice, and then looked at the shit shovel officer eagerly: "m... oooooooooo!"
Zhan Xi was so cute that he rubbed it twice, and the soft touch of his palm made him smile, a very idiotic smile.
The little white dumpling raised his tail, nibbled at the hand of the shit shovel officer with his gums that had not yet grown teeth, and said vaguely, "Ouch!"
"Are you hungry?" Zhan Xi wanted to buy food for the newly acquired little white dumplings, but only then remembered that he had just reclaimed a piece of land and had no money at all. He was reluctant to let the little white dumplings in his palm get so hungry that he almost forgot The other party was a string of data, and he hurriedly charged money to buy him a lot of food to eat, some milk, fruit, cakes and cakes were piled up into a hill, and then the little white dumplings were placed on top, and a sense of pride suddenly surged in my heart!
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He must make more money in the future to support this cute little guy, let him not worry about food and clothing, and happily reclaim wasteland with himself...
Xiaobai dumplings have no teeth, so it stands to reason that fruits and cakes cannot be eaten, but now Xiaobai dumplings are a string of codes, and food is also a code. After eating, there is no harm, but it will increase energy, so Xiaobai dumplings plunged into the hill. , quickly began to absorb energy.
Xiaoshan was rapidly consumed at a speed visible to the naked eye. After eating all of it, his belly swelled up like a balloon, and the blue water mist lingering around the little white dumpling became more and more obvious, and it also expanded a bit.
Zhan Xi observed, the first reaction was that even if he passed the technical level, he did a good job, and then he remembered later that this little white dumpling who looked soft and only cute was Bai Ze... a reclamation The watering artifact everyone wants in Arata!
He stretched out his hand and placed it beside Xiaobai Tuanzi, watching it climb up obediently, then took him to his only wasteland: "Egg, try it out, can you use your skills?"
After he finished speaking, he saw the little white dumpling looking back at him, his eyes were full of human disbelief and sorrow, before he could observe the dumpling carefully, he turned his head angrily and waved his little meat pad at the wasteland. .
slam-la-
I saw that the pink and tender little meat pad spurted out a clear spring in an instant, spraying wildly against the wasteland like a water pipe, Zhan Xi watched all the seeds that had sprouted were washed out of the soil, and came alive under his own eyes. soaked...
His fingers moved subconsciously, and he wanted to punch his ass.
Xiaobai Tuanzi took the water, and his stomach returned to normal. If he looked back at him as if he was taking credit, he would look at him with big eyes without blinking.
Zhan Xi couldn't say anything critical, and after a while he could only say, "It's good."
He comforted himself in his heart, forget it, Eggy was still young when it was just out of the shell, so he didn't control his skills properly. .
The little white dumpling seemed to be quite happy, and patted his hand with a meat pad, the tail swayed and floated faster.
But it soon stopped laughing, because the shit shovel officer solemnly wrote down the word "Dandan" in the column of his name after studying the attribute board for a while.
Xiaobai Tuanzi: "..."
He is Bai Ze! It's Bai Ze! !
The name Eggy is very unpleasant, and Xiaobai dumplings don't like it! !
Zhanxi didn't receive the mood of the dumplings at all, but felt that the word egg became more and more cute, so he clicked to confirm without hesitation!
The pet's name is determined by the owner, especially once it is determined, it cannot be changed... In other words, Xiaobai Danzi will bear the name Eggy for two years!
Xiaobai Tuanzi lay down in the palm of the shit shoveling officer, he felt that the shit shovel officer didn't love him anymore, he didn't like him at all, otherwise he used to call him a baby, why is he an egg now Egg!
[System: I want to say something for your shit shoveling officer, because when you first met, you were a ball! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Next time, please put away the schadenfreude!
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[System: Eggy hahahahahaha]
Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ
Hate!
When the sky was getting dark, the little white dumpling yawned. The shit shovel officer has been busy trying to clean up a new nest for him, but at present he is not able to build a house, because the regulations are that you can buy some props with money. But to reclaim wasteland or build a house, you still need to work hard to exchange for materials, and there is no room for accommodation.
So the shit shoveling officer can only put the sleepy dumplings back into the incubator first. It is still warm inside. It is better than having a place outside for wind meals. The shit shoveling officer who was almost impoverished and could not harvest, produced strong distress and self-blame.
He felt that he was so useless that he let the dumplings sleep in the incubator without even having a house, but farming was never easy, even if he was in a hurry, it was useless. It's still novice clothes... The money is all used to buy things for the dumplings.
Originally, I just wanted to come in and look at the bugs in the program, but as I get along with Xiaobai Tuanzi, Zhanxi's responsibilities will increase, and the more I can't worry about him. When he thinks that if he doesn't come to Xiaobai Tuanzi, he will starve and be alone. I'm guarding this wasteland and waiting for myself...
Zhan Xi felt uncomfortable and sour in his heart, so he could only put his hand on the glass of the incubator, and said with certainty, "don't worry, as long as you live, I won't abandon you."
The little white dumpling was still moved, and pressed a meat pad against his palm through the glass, with a soft voice: "Ow~"
It was as if the two of them had made an agreement, and Zhan Xi was even happier: "I'll leave first, I'll see you tomorrow."
The meat pad was retracted with a bang, and the little white dumpling neatly turned his back to the shit shovel officer, and fucked his balls!
Zhanxi: "???"
After the shit shovel officer went offline, Zhou Xiaomiao also went offline. He sorted out the clues he collected today. Regarding the plot point of stealing confidential technology, Zhou Xiaomiao has been executing it all the time, and did not alert the shovel. Shit officials, including anyone in the tech department.
Zhou Xiaomiao's technology is several levels higher than the original owner's, so the action will naturally be faster. Maybe it won't take two years, and the real secrets can be collected and sorted out soon, but Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't want to make huge profits. I think this is very immoral, and I can only collect and think about how to take advantage of the plot points.
Hey, when can I really meet the shit shoveling officer...
On the other hand, Zhan Xi personally entered the game to find bugs. Everyone in the group knew that no matter which department was concerned, they were afraid of being found out. At that time, they would criticize the one-stop service of hanging on the wall and punishing them.
But after so long, everyone found that Mr. Zhan didn't say anything. Is this an affirmation of their work? No, no, how can Mr. Zhan's critical perfectionist character be sure? He must be holding back his big moves!
So under the vigilance and urging of the whole company, the person in charge couldn't bear to call Zhanxi: "Mr. Zhan, nothing has happened in the game these past few days, and the last time was probably an accident... Do you think there is a problem? Is there anything that needs improvement?"
Zhan Xi was silent for a while: "No matter what the accident was last time, I hope it doesn't happen a second time, and..."
The person in charge was nervous, knowing that he was coming!
Zhanxi said coldly: "I think pets eat too little, so we need to increase it in moderation, and there are too few things for pets."
The person in charge's high-hanging heart suddenly became half-hearted, and he forcedly said: "Huh?"
Zhanxi: "Ah what, don't hurry up and improve it for me!"
The person in charge could only agree repeatedly. After hanging up, he told the technical department the news. It stands to reason that the probability of pets is very low, and there are not many people who keep them. If you suddenly fill in some food for pets, it will be very tasteless.
So everyone discussed it at a meeting and decided to just use this as a project, a whole gourmet shop, which can sell all kinds of things with attributes, but the attribute energy of users and NPCs is different, and finally solved this problem perfectly.
After the gourmet restaurant was updated, all participants without exception received bonuses. According to the original words, Zhan rewarded them for their fantastic ideas, which was very novel, but in fact... Zhan Xi just thought that the dumplings were happy and he was happy .
In the gourmet restaurant, the favorite food of Xiaobai dumplings is fish, whether it is grilled fish or boiled fish.
Zhan Xi couldn't help but sighed, "Why does it look like a cat?"
Xiaobai Danzi froze for a moment, and immediately remembered that the NPC can't be exposed, otherwise he would have to squat for another two years... But he didn't immediately let go of the fish in his mouth, because he thought it was too obvious, he should eat it for a few more days and pretend to eat it Enough, eat something else, yes, that's it!
[System: Come on, are you still reluctant? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: I'm not, I don't have it, I don't know.
【system:......】
A few days later, under the constant reminders from the system, Xiaobai Tuanzi reluctantly pushed away the fish and pretended that he had eaten enough. In fact, his heart was full, fish, his fish... It's really immoral not to let cats eat fish. !
[System: No, you are not a cat now, but a ball, hahahahaha]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
Zhanxi was still coaxing him aside: "what's wrong with the eggs? I ate less than before, would you like to eat a little more?"
The fish was dangling in front of Xiaobai dumpling, and the wafting aroma made Xiaobai dumpling almost nod his head, but no, he had to hold back, he couldn't expose it, otherwise he would have to wait two years. ! !
"Didn't you like to eat before? Are you not hungry or don't like to eat?" Zhan Xi said and began to check Danzi's body. Although he knew it was data, the game's fidelity was very close to the real world. Sometimes even NPCs would get sick. .
Seeing nothing wrong with him, Zhanxi could only give him a small tomato. Watching him sniff and nibble a little, he could probably know that the other party didn't like fish, and it seemed that he was tired of it.
He went to buy some other things, and he was relieved to see the little white dumplings start eating slowly again. Zhan Xi was a little funny, but he didn't expect this little guy to be quite temperamental. Looking at how the day went by, he was tired of eating fish.
Watching Xiaobai finish eating, Zhanxi rubbed his stomach again and took him to water the wasteland. Recently, Zhanxi has been very diligent in reclaiming two more wastelands, adding up to a total of three. The dumplings are watered aside, and it is estimated that the plants in the first plot will be harvested soon.
More than ten days have passed, Xiaobai dumpling's hair has become more and more shiny, the originally soft claw hook has become more and more hard, and two sharp and hard packets have emerged on the top of the head. According to Zhan Xi's words, it will have long horns.
Zhanxi hugged him: "Dandan, I heard that Bai Ze can communicate and speak human languages, can you also speak? Say something to hear it? Call your master."
Xiaobai Tuanzi was full of disgust. If he could speak, he would definitely reject the name Eggy!
Zhan Xi was amused for a while, and seeing that Xiaobai Tuanzi had turned his butt against him, he could only reluctantly give up.
On this day, before going offline, Zhan Xi said goodbye to Xiaobai Tuanzi as usual: "it's already dark, you have to sleep obediently, I'll come tomorrow afternoon."
The little white dumpling raised his head instantly, stared at him with his blue eyes, and seemed to ask him why he came over in the afternoon.
Zhan Xi thought for a while, but still explained: "I'm going to the company tomorrow, so I can't come back in the afternoon. You wait for me to come back."
In fact, Zhan Xi used to lead by example and stayed in the group office every day, but since he entered the game for the reason of looking for bugs... everything has changed, he has long forgotten what the bug is, every time he goes online, he looks at the incubator The little white dumpling in the house began to feel guilty, and then started farming to make money and build a big house, hoping that the other party would be better off with him.
So I usually stay for one morning, then eat in the afternoon, and finally rest in the evening. Basically, I have become an Internet addict. As for the number of visits to the company, the number of visits to the company has also dropped rapidly, from the first five days a week to the last two days. day and a half.
If everyone hadn't trusted Mr. Zhan and firmly believed that he must be urging everyone in the game, looking for bugs in an instant, and working with trepidation every day, it is estimated that Zhanxi's parents would not be able to sit still.
After Zhou Xiaomiao confirmed that the other party was offline, she also immediately went offline.
Since the shit shoveling officer won't be back until the next afternoon, Zhou Xiaomiao started to have fun. He went out for a spin like letting go of the wind. Considering that he couldn't stay like this all the time, he got a card and did some fitness activities.
The gym is not far from Zhou Xiaomiao's house. Usually, Zhou Xiaomiao can walk along the snack street to buy something to eat, then exercise to consume energy, and then eat all the way home...Because before exercising, he felt that he had to eat enough to eat. Strength, after exercising, he felt that he had consumed so much energy and needed to replenish...
In short, Zhou Xiaomiao likes this snack street very much.
Not long after the afternoon break, the alarm clock suddenly rang on the phone. Zhou Xiaomiao immediately got up and went back to the room. She glanced at the computer and indicated that the shit shoveler was online.
In the game, it was also the setting sun, which was in the afternoon.
Zhan Xi came first to say hello to Xiaobai Tuanzi, bought something to feed him, and then turned to check the wasteland.
Xiaobai dumpling stuttered and stared at him quietly. Sure enough, the shit shovel officer went offline soon. He has a very regular schedule. Although he is an internet-addicted youth, he doesn't stay up late, so after the shit shovel officer left, Zhou Xiaomiao Also offline.
Dark clouds piled up at night, the sky was not very good, and the night of late autumn added a bit of coolness.
Zhou Xiaomiao pulled out a thicker quilt and covered it up, which made her feel warmer and missed her fur very much... Unfortunately, I haven't finished a single plot point yet!
When I slept in the middle of the night, a thunderstorm suddenly sounded outside, and the rumbling sound accompanied by the ringing of the mobile phone made Zhou Xiaomiao uneasy... Wait, the alarm clock!
Zhou Xiaomiao sat up abruptly, glanced at the computer, and sure enough, the shit shoveler was online.
When Zhou Xiaomiao entered the world, Zhan Xi was squatting in front of the incubator with an umbrella, and put his hand on the glass wall to comfort the shivering little white dumpling inside.
Looking at the big hand in front of him, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't know what to say. In fact, he is now an NPC with a string of data. Even if there is no house in the open air, there is still an incubator to keep out the wind and rain. Even if he is afraid of thunder, it is only a system setting. 's reaction... But, the shit shoveling officer cares like this.
Xiaobai Danzi suddenly turned the door lock, rushed out and threw himself in the arms of the shit shovel officer. Although it was raining heavily outside and thundering on the barren fields, this person's embrace was still warm and made people want to cry.
Zhanxi only thought he was afraid, and slowly stroked his little head to reassure him: "don't be afraid, I'm here, the rain will stop in a while."
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