《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》132
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Chapter 132 The Eleventh Villain
The shock and coquettish voice in front of him made Xiang Yuanhe not recover for a long time. After being stiff for more than a minute, he suddenly re-covered the quilt!
Zhou Xiaomiao: ? ? ?
Xiang Yuanhe took a deep breath, he must have opened it in the wrong way just now, do it all over again!
This time, he carefully lifted the corner of the quilt, and the messy hair of the boy was exposed. He seemed to feel the gap. The boy slowly raised his head to reveal a pair of round cat pupils, his eyes trusting and reliant.
Xiang Yuan and Duan Ran pressed back the nonsense like 'Who are you and why are you here', and hesitantly said, "Doll?"
Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him with big eyes: "It's me."
Xiang Yuanhe was a little surprised and a little unbelievable. Staring at the young man, he said after a while: "You let me slow down, you have changed from a ghost to a cat to a human. It's really a big span."
Zhou Xiaomiao pulled the quilt down, exposing her head to get some air, and then rolled around on the bed and rolled herself into a silkworm chrysalis, having fun without any explanation.
Xiang Yuanhe recalled the scene he had just seen, and while looking for his clothes from the closet, he asked, "How did you become a human? Does it affect your body?"
Zhou Xiaomiao looked serious: "Yes, I can't touch water!"
Xiang Yuanhe: "..."
He was angry and funny, but he forgot about the cat-turning-human incident, and brought a bath towel over: "Instead, you reminded me, it's more convenient to take a bath, so go take a bath yourself."
Zhou Xiaomiao hummed and acted like a spoiled child: "Don't wash it, I don't want to wash QAQ"
"Then you're a dirty baby."
"I'm not a baby anymore when I grow up."
"Don't take a bath when you grow up? Are you ashamed?"
"Don't wash, don't be ashamed!"
Xiang Yuanhe rubbed his brows helplessly, not listening to anything, and he was reluctant to kill him...
After thinking about it, Xiang Yuanhe threatened, "I'll wash it for you if you don't get up!"
Zhou Xiaomiao was playing a rogue on the bed: "You bully me 555~~ You are a bad person, you don't like dolls anymore, dolls hate you QAQ"
Xiang Yuanhe laughed angrily, and stopped talking nonsense. He ripped the quilt away, quickly wrapped the person in a bath towel, and with a little force picked up Zhou Xiaomiao and sent it directly to the bathtub: "Be good, I want to. obedient!"
Zhou Xiaomiao wrapped her arms around his neck tightly, and was reluctant to go into the bathtub: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it!"
After a long stalemate, Zhou Xiaomiao had no intention of letting go, Xiang Yuanhe could only hold the person and straighten his waist, Zhou Xiaomiao climbed up the pole, and tightened his neck more and more, and his legs also hooked around his waist. , the whole person hangs on his body like a koala, and he smiles very proudly.
Xiang Yuanhe's hands were a little itchy, and he slapped the person in his arms twice: "If you don't obey me, there will be no fish to eat tomorrow!"
Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't believe it, and then she will act like a spoiled brat and won't believe that there is no fish to eat, hum!
Xiang Yuanhe couldn't, so he could only stand under the shower with the person in his arms, turn on the switch and carefully flush the person in his arms with water. Afraid that the other party was afraid or uncomfortable, he rinsed from behind a little bit. After a while, Zhou Xiaomiao disliked the discomfort of the bath towel sticking to her body, so she ripped off the bath towel and threw it on the ground, unwilling to put it on.
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Xiang Yuan and the shameful and quickly reacted in a certain way. He couldn't help shaking his hands a little. For the first time in so many years, he felt that he was such a beast... This is a baby, although he knew each other from the first time he met. He must be in his twenties, but as long as he thinks of the Q version of the doll and the little white dumplings, his guilt doubles.
But unfortunately, he couldn't control some of the reactions, and even his nose was a little ready to move, and he always felt that his nosebleed was about to drip!
"This is the shower gel, this is the shampoo, remember to rinse it off when you wash it, don't worry, I'll wait for you outside, I'll go out first!" After hurriedly exhorting, Xiang Yuanhe almost fled, not daring to be there at all. Long stay in the bathroom.
Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him in a daze as he hurried away, and waited until the door was closed before laughing. Who told the shit shovel officer to insist on taking a bath? If he doesn't make him unhappy, the shit shovel officer can't be happy either, hurting each other!
However, her body was already wet, so Zhou Xiaomiao could only pouted after taking a shower, then opened the door and went out naked: "I'm done taking a shower~~~"
Xiang Yuanhe, who had just calmed down, was horrified: "Where's the bath towel? Why did you just come out like this?"
"The towel is already wet." Zhou Xiaomiao was unhappy: "Are you killing me?"
"No, no, I'm worried that you will catch a cold... Yes, yes, I'm worried that you will catch a cold." Xiang Yuanhe quickly wrapped the person in the quilt, and when he turned around, he couldn't help shedding two nosebleeds. I can't sleep well, I have to be burned to death!
He went into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water. He took half a minute to find a clean towel and went out. He wiped the hair of the person on the bed who was obediently waiting for him to go out. Can't you show it to others! No, it should be said that you can't be naked in front of outsiders! You have to get dressed, you know?"
Zhou Xiaomiao was wronged: "I know, I know."
After wiping his hair, Xiang Yuanhe found a large T-shirt for Zhou Xiaomiao to wear, as well as a pair of shorts, which finally relieved the crisis of bare ass temporarily.
Zhou Xiaomiao was like stealing an adult's clothes, waving her sleeves and occasionally her shoulders would slip off, and her shorts felt insecure as if they would fall off at any time.
Xiang Yuanhe tucked the person into the bed: "Go to sleep, I'll take you to buy some clothes tomorrow."
Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up instantly: "Are you going out for a big meal?"
"Yes, I have a big meal, so I have to rest early to have the strength to go out and play tomorrow." Xiang Yuanhe was lying on the bed, patting and coaxing, and it took him a long time to coax people to sleep.
After the person on the bed fell asleep, Xiang Yuanhe cleaned up the bathroom, and finally couldn't help taking a cold shower. He felt that he needed to calm down, otherwise there would definitely be problems when he went back to bed together.
But the more I know I can't think about it, the more the image in my mind can't be shaken. Legs, close to the body...
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In the end, Xiang Yuanhe still couldn't resist, and silently stretched out his hand below. He gasped and recalled the beautiful scenery he saw today, only to feel as if his whole body was about to explode. At this time, even a cold shower still can't solve the problem, he can only lean against the wall desperately and think of the unsuspecting person sleeping outside the bathroom.
He probably knew the problem that had been bothering him before, what was his relationship with the doll? What kind of relationship can someone who can give him such a strong feeling!
The next day dawned, and the untightened curtains faintly revealed a dazzling light, which made the person on the bed sleep more and more uneasy, and the little head arched back and forth and finally rested in the other's arms and did not move.
Xiang Yuanhe opened his eyes, subconsciously closed the people around him, turned over to cover the sunlight outside, and coaxed the people in his arms to let him continue to sleep. The person in his arms snorted softly and still slept soundly, but he became more and more awake, without any sleepiness.
Compared with Zhou Xiaomiao, who likes to sleep in late, Xiang Yuan and Taoist Temple always get up early and go to bed early, go out occasionally at night, and only rest during the day. In fact, time is more self-disciplined.
Usually at this time he should get up, run and walk on the treadmill at home, then take a bath and cook and call the baby to get up to eat. But now the person in his arms is like falling into the land of gentleness. Even if his reason clearly knows that it is time to get up, his body is more honest than reason, and it is very intuitive to express that he likes the land of gentleness and is unwilling to get up!
Xiang Yuanhe was already very depraved when he had a baby, and now it seems that he can be even more depraved!
He muted his mobile phone, ordered meals while lying down with the people around him, and bought clothes for the people in his arms online. When everything arrived, he also had to get up, washed the clothes and dried them. Finally, he prepared breakfast. Sleepers in bed dug out of their covers.
Zhou Xiaomiao was fascinated and smelled the smell of fish. He was very happy when he heard someone tell him to open his mouth and thought he was eating fish, but the refreshing smell of toothpaste after opening his mouth instantly made him completely awake. Zhou Xiaomiao was aggrieved and burst into tears.
"Awake?" After Xiang Yuanhe gently brushed his teeth, he motioned for him to rinse his mouth and spit it out.
Zhou Xiaomiao rinsed his mouth: "I smelled the fish, but it turned out to be toothpaste QAQ"
Xiang Yuanhe laughed: "The nose is quite sharp, so I wash my face and go to eat."
After cleaning up, Zhou Xiaomiao finally saw today's breakfast, seafood porridge, shrimp dumplings, fried shrimp balls... as expected, they are all his favorites!
He kissed the shit shoveling officer happily: "Thank you Yuanhe (*^▽^*)"
Xiang Yuanhe was stunned for a while, and then he coughed lightly: "Baby... can I ask you a question?"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "You say it!"
Xiang Yuanhe asked carefully: "I can't talk about the past life and this life, but tell me what your name is, can we talk about our relationship in the past?"
Zhou Xiaomiao stirred the seafood porridge: "My name is Zhou Yang, it's okay... we're okay!"
Xiang Yuanhe was full of disbelief: "Don't make trouble with the baby, it doesn't matter what attracted us to meet for the first time?"
Zhou Xiaomiao pouted and whispered after a while: "If you ask me to tell me, I won't tell, suffocate you to death, hum!"
He knew what the shit shoveling officer was thinking. At this time, he must have waited for him to say what the relationship was, and he took the shot honestly and made an excuse for himself, so he wouldn't be fooled!
Xiang Yuanhe laughed: "If the baby doesn't say it, then I will guess... We must have been lovers in our last life. There are two possibilities. One is that we will not change until we die, so we use some way to keep our souls together. I hope we will be together forever. The other is to want to love but not be together, so leave the bondage and hope to be together in the next life, right?"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "...you think too much."
"It seems that I guessed right." Xiang Yuanhe rubbed his head: "Let's eat quickly, and I'll take you to buy some clothes and supplies later."
Zhou Xiaomiao is helpless, the shit shoveling officer is really too high in this regard, he can't lie to him at all, I hate it!
After eating, the two of them went to the mall together. Xiang Yuanhe bought Zhou Xiaomiao new clothes, pajamas, shoes, etc., as well as daily necessities, all of which Zhou Xiaomiao liked. .
Zhou Xiaomiao wanted to eat snacks, but was rejected by Xiang Yuanhe on the grounds that he was unhealthy, and did not speak to him the whole time he was angry.
Xiang Yuanhe lowered his voice and coaxed: "Even if you are an adult now, you are still a kitten. How can a kitten like to eat potato chips? What if it has a bad stomach for you?"
Zhou Xiaomiao turned her head and ignored him, feeling aggrieved, he would eat if he wanted! Since the last time I ate potato chips or went to the previous world, the cultivation world was very long and there were no such things. At this time, I saw how Zhou Xiaomiao could move, and stared at the shit shovel officer sadly, obviously that The shit shoveling officers don't even care what they eat!
Xiang Yuanhe took him by the shoulders: "The baby is obedient!"
"Don't listen!" Zhou Xiaomiao patted his hand away, and Mao Tong looked at him with all grievances.
Xiang Yuanhe was helpless and soft-hearted, so he could only discuss with him: "You can buy it, but how do you go back and listen to me? I'm afraid you will have a bad stomach after eating it."
Zhou Xiaomiao smiled when she saw that he had backed down, and Mua kissed him: "Okay~ Thank you Yuanhe."
After the kiss, I picked up four or five packs of potato chips and threw them into the shopping cart, even thinking about what flavor I wanted to eat.
Xiang Yuanhe directly dragged the person away from the area, always felt that he was raising a bear child, it was really disobedient!
The two of them are not low-key, and they don't know that their looks have already attracted the attention of others. At this time, seeing the interaction between the two people, the rotten girls in the supermarket can't help but want to howl, and can't wait. Follow along all the way, quietly watching the love story of two handsome little brothers!
When Liang Xinyue passed through the potato chip area, she heard the two little girls chatting and discussing very intensely: "I'm all determined by my height, and the tall one is definitely an attack, and it's a super gentle general attack, ah ah ah Really handsome!"
"They all look good..." Another girl was excited while buying potato chips: "It must be Gentle Attack and Fried Maoshou, the two of them had a dispute just now, it must be that the younger brother wanted to eat potato chips and Lao Gong refused to buy them, but the result was small. When my brother was angry, Lao Gong immediately retreated, and he was crying sweetly!"
Out of curiosity, Liang Xinyue couldn't help but glance in the direction they were peeking at. She didn't expect to see a familiar person, and she suddenly felt angry and strode up: "Xiang Yuanhe!"
The two people who were picking things looked at them at the same time, and Zhou Xiaomiao almost didn't recognize it. This thin, pale face, and the person who seemed to be in a bad state of mind was the heroine Liang Xinyue. She caught a glimpse of the thing on her neck that was spreading out. With the familiar Yin Qi, Zhou Xiaomiao just sneered and didn't speak.
Xiang Yuanhe silently held Zhou Xiaomiao's hand and looked at the woman in front of him lightly: "Is there something wrong?"
"I want to talk to you!" Liang Xinyue's face was very bad, she could almost see what she had experienced recently, she took the person directly to a corner and asked directly: "When you went up the mountain with me, were you? Didn't you know Houshan's secret a long time ago, you actually planned it, not only solved Houshan's affairs but also blackmailed the whole village?
Liang Xinyue's life has not been smooth these days. She originally emptied her savings because of Xiang Yuanhe. As a result, her work and career became more and more decadent, and the effect of the magic weapon on her neck only lasted for a short time. The number of times that Li Guixun came to the upper body was more and more, even more than when he didn't bring it before.
After she called and asked the village chief, she found out that the evil situation in Houshan had been changed, and all the ghosts in it were gone! The ancestral tomb has also collapsed, and the village is extremely uneasy. From time to time, the sky is punished. It is either an earthquake or a mudslide. I am afraid that they will have to move in a short time, and they will not be able to stay.
Now the whole village is very hostile to Liang Xinyue, thinking that it is the source of the calamity that she brought, because she brought the outsiders, not to mention that the other party is a Celestial Master, it is very likely that this happened because of him, so I hope Liang Xinyue will bring the disaster as soon as possible. Give them the money back so they can move.
Liang Xinyue was miserable. Not only was she facing huge debts and she was looking for her life, but the village could not wait to have her nailed to her ancestral grave to make amends. She even threatened to expel her and was unwilling to admit her identity. It's punishment, and he won't care about her in the future.
The feeling of being embattled on all sides is really uncomfortable, and she is still in danger. She is full of anger and has nowhere to vent. She finally met Xiang Yuanhe, and Liang Xinyue naturally won't let it go. At least let him solve the problem in the village. Or pay her back now!
"You're wrong, if you hadn't found me at Taoist Temple, I wouldn't even know who you are." Xiang Yuanhe said, using a long soundproof sign to prevent anyone from eavesdropping: "As for the back mountain of your village, it was not originally. What a good place, I helped you out why you don't look happy? Is it...because I broke you something?"
Liang Xinyue's face became paler and paler: "You know it!"
"That's why I can't let your conspiracy continue." Xiang Yuanhe said bluntly: "The ghost town thing is that you did it wrong. I believe that no matter who is in the same place, he will not stand by and watch, after all, like you Disgusting people are really uncommon!"
"And don't expect that this will really atone for your sins. The maintenance of the formation will only make your sins worse. When you go to hell after death, you may be able to sit in a row with your ancestors!"
Liang Xinyue moved her lips, but did not make any sound. In fact, she always knew that they were wrong, no, everyone should know, but this is the road left by the ancestors, how can they do this if they don't go?
They know that this is the truth, but no one takes the lead. Even if they are adults, they will subconsciously keep secrets when they go out. They know that everyone does not want to be used as a gunman, so they dragged on and off for hundreds of years. Why? will destroy itself...
It was her fault whether it was resolved or not! Why should she endure all this! Why is she!
"The people in your village are really selfish and self-interested." Xiang Yuanhe really looked down on them, and was equally timid, so they all pretended to be dead and chose to continue this way. Standing on the moral high ground to scold the other party and pretend that it has nothing to do with oneself is really ridiculous.
Liang Xinyue stared at him stubbornly, and suddenly smiled for a while: "You don't know why you lost your doll, right?"
Xiang Yuanhe's eyes were slightly cold, and he silently clenched the hands of the people around him. He was fortunate more than once. Fortunately, he was not at ease, and took the lead in changing the body of the doll. Otherwise, it would not just solve the problem of Houshan!
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