《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》72
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Chapter 72 The Sixth Villain
The little white dumpling was playing tricks in his arms, fluttering about to eat fish, while rubbing his small head against his palm, constantly acting like a spoiled child, just staring at him like that.
In this kind of posture, if Shan Mingran is not worried about the cat's tongue, which is very sensitive and can't stand things that are too hot, he would not be able to provoke surrender, but as for the body, this is a matter of principle, so Shan Mingran still hugs Zhou Xiaomiao ruthlessly. Walking a little further, while hugging the struggling little white dumpling, he picked a few leaves, chopped off a pair of chopsticks, and washed them carefully before returning to the grilled fish.
By now, the fish meat in Kung Fu is almost dry. Shan Mingran carefully picked the fishbone and put the small dumpling on his lap: "Is it okay to be a human? I'm so afraid that the chopsticks will poke you."
At this time, it was naturally what the shit shovel officer said. Zhou Xiaomiao turned back into a human body and tugged at the grass skirt, then raised his head to face the shit shovel officer and opened his mouth obediently: "Ah-"
Shan Mingran couldn't be soft-hearted. He carefully fed him the fish. Looking at his eyes that instantly lit up, he could only speed up the speed of picking the fishbone.
Zhou Xiaomiao, who hasn't eaten fish for a long time, is so happy that she wants to cry. The meat in the stream is fresh and mellow, and the soft and glutinous touch melts in one sip. Before Shan Mingran has finished picking the fishbone, Zhou Xiaomiao has already He opened his mouth to chase after him for a second bite.
Shan Mingran hugged him, a little helpless: "Be careful of the fishbone, idiot."
Zhou Xiaomiao hugged the shit shovel officer's hand and ate a large piece of fish in one bite as she wished. Then she wagged her tail and looked up at Shan Mingran. The big cat pupils were all shining with expectation, azure blue. Blinking his eyes twice, it can simply melt people's hearts.
Shan Mingran held his cute heart while picking the fishbone very fast, feeding the little ancestor in his arms. Zhou Xiaomiao kept eating three fish before gradually slowing down, watching the shit shovel officer eat the roast. Fish, followed by drooling.
Shan Mingran rubbed his belly lightly, it wasn't very bulging, so he added chopsticks to his fish and fed it to Zhou Xiaomiao, Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up, let's eat it, and continue Sitting in the arms of the shit shovel officer, he looked up at him eagerly.
This look made the fish-eating Shan Mingran feel very guilty. He could only eat all the fish in one bite with the people in his arms. Although the beautiful Zhou Xiaomiao is a human body, her ears and tail are still uncontrollable. came out.
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While the shit shovel officer was putting out the fire and washing his hands, he ran around the old tree, and successfully picked a few big crisp and sweet fruits from the old tree, and ran to ask the shit shovel officer for credit.
"You picked it?" Shan Mingran was a little surprised.
Zhou Xiaomiao wagged her tail: "Yes, yes, God made it hard for you to grill the fish (*^▽^*)"
Shan Mingran laughed and praised generously: "It's awesome!" Then he washed the fruits and ate them with Zhou Xiaomiao as after-dinner fruits.
This feeling of having a shit shoveling officer to rely on is really cool. Zhou Xiaomiao sat on the stone and enjoyed the last bit of the afterglow.
When the night came, Zhou Xiaomiao took the shit shovel officer to live in a very secret cave. This is a naturally formed cave, hidden behind ancient trees, usually covered by vines. Hard to find this place.
It was a little messy because Zhou Xiaomiao had lived for a month. Shan Mingran rolled up his sleeves and cleaned up for a while. He looked up again and saw that Zhou Xiaomiao was already asleep. He relaxed his hands and feet and sat beside the bed, frowning slightly, Beastmaster... Why is it him!
When he left the Demon Temple, the orders he heard were still spinning in his mind, reminding him of what he should do all the time, but looking at the people in front of him made him unable to start at all. Could this be the legendary catastrophe?
Really tough!
The next day, Zhou Xiaomiao slept on one foot until the sky was bright. He habitually rolled on the bed a few times. When he reached the edge, the vine gently supported him, and he dragged the vine and rolled along the arc in a daze. Go around the trunk, pick a fruit, wipe it with your hands, and start chewing...
After taking a bite, the sweet taste flowed in her mouth, Zhou Xiaomiao finally woke up, looked at the surrounding environment and the fruit in her hand, and then she came back to her senses, no, he is someone who is taken care of by a shit shovel officer, You don't have to live like this anymore!
Thinking like this, Zhou Xiaomiao still adhered to the spirit of not wasting, and ate all the fruits before patting her butt and wanting to leave.
The tree vines circled him around and prevented him from leaving. After waiting for a long time, he waited for the other party to leave, and there was a chance to steal him out. What if he was found and captured again!
Zhou Xiaomiao sensed that its mood was a bit funny, patted the trunk and said, "Don't be afraid, he won't hurt me!"
Why not, he is a competitor, even if he doesn't do anything now, he will definitely be in the future! The tree vine shook anxiously, trying to keep Zhou Xiaomiao away from the angel.
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Zhou Xiaomiao can only categorize this kind of resistance as, seeing the vigilant reaction of strangers, Shuteng touched Shuteng and reassured: "I know what I know, you can rest assured that I will protect myself, don't be afraid. Ah, I'll protect you too!"
The two were arguing when they heard a clear voice of doubt from under the tree: "Ayun?"
Ayun is the name of the Beastmaster, Zhou Xiaomiao looked down, and immediately broke free from the vine and jumped down: "You're back!"
Shan Mingran caught the person and looked at the vines that were chasing behind. The vines immediately froze in place, not daring to move forward. Shan Mingran hooked his lips, hugged Zhou Xiaomiao and turned back to the cave, showing the spoils he had just dealt with.
"I went to hunt a tiger, and the skin is still hanging outside, and I will sew you to wear it." Shan Mingran explained as he walked: "Look, a prey can not only be eaten, its skin, bones, and even Muscles can be used..."
Zhou Xiaomiao was a little surprised: "As expected of a divine envoy, it really is amazing!"
"I taught you, you can spread it to other tribes!" Shan Mingran said, "Did you live here as soon as you left?"
"Well, I've been here since I came to this world." It's been more than a month!
Shan Mingran rubbed the person in his arms, "Have you ever thought about going out for a walk? It's actually pretty good outside."
"Of course there is, but..." He was a little reluctant to bear the ancient trees and the fish in the creek behind...
"I'll take you out to play after I make you a few more sets of clothes, okay?" Shan Mingran coaxed softly: "After you go out, you'll be in charge of playing, and I'll be in charge of everything. The herd worships only once a year. After that, nothing should happen."
Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated for a moment, lowered her head and pretended to think, but she was actually asking the system secretly.
Zhou Xiaomiao: System, do you want me to agree?
[System: Nonsense, you haven't even completed a single plot point until now, and your shit shoveling officer just took you out to find the heroine! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: But I always feel weird.
[System: Sixth sense? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Well.
[System: Then don't worry, your sixth sense has never been right. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: [○`Д′ ○]
He shouldn't be chatting with the system, and now he is scolding himself as soon as he speaks, and scolding himself to death as soon as he speaks, it's so annoying!
Now that the negotiation is over, Shan Mingran is even more busy. Zhou Xiaomiao will occasionally follow behind to help, watching the shit shovel officer use bone needles to sew clothes for himself. That's good, I'll take a look at it later if I have something to do.
[System: Didn't I tell you that I have my own video recording function? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ! ! !
[System: Surprise? Are you surprised? Call Dad and I'll record it for you! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Baba!
[System: ...] Suddenly feeling so happy, it doesn't seem like there is any fun!
Zhou Xiaomiao: You have taken care of me since I opened my eyes. It's not too much to call you Baba!
[System: ... Well, don't talk anymore, I'll record it for you. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao's tail: Thank you, Baba (*^▽^*)
[System: ...] Probably digging a hole for myself to dance this sentence, it was really perfectly interpreted by myself.
After Zhou Xiaomiao secretly saved the photo of the shit shovel officer, she happily nibbled at the big meaty leg that the shit shovel officer grilled for herself. Occasionally, she got tired of eating and even had fruit to eat. It was simply beautiful.
After a few days like this, Shan Mingran finally prepared everything and put on the animal skin coat he specially sewed for Zhou Xiaomiao. He smoked it with vanilla, and there was no peculiar smell. Although it looked fluffy and hot on the surface, But the inside is smooth, cool and very comfortable.
Shan Mingran made Zhou Xiaomiao a vest and shorts. After watching Zhou Xiaomiao put it on, he nodded with satisfaction and packed up his things to leave.
Zhou Xiaomiao ran to say goodbye to the ancient tree. He stood under the tree and stretched out his hand, and the vines fell spontaneously. They lightly wrapped around his waist, and took the person to the place with the most fruits. After doing all this, the vines fell. Quietly hung down, and returned to the original ordinary tree.
"Grandpa Shu, I'm leaving." Zhou Xiaomiao said while grinding her claws: "Don't worry about me, I have someone to take care of me, and I'm just going out for a walk, and I'll be back soon."
"I hope Grandpa Shu is here too, waiting for me to come back, okay!" Zhou Xiaomiao is actually very dependent on Grandpa Shu who has taken care of him for more than a month, but he still prefers the shit shoveling officer in comparison. , I can only say goodbye to Grandpa Shu and look forward to the next meeting.
The vines swept across his back, with a hint of comfort.
Zhou Xiaomiao could feel that he was reluctant, even thinking a little weird, at least he didn't understand what it meant for a while.
He can only comfort: "The shit shovel officer is very good to me, you don't have to worry about me, I promise to come back to see you safely."
The vine froze slightly, unable to express anything in the end, and drooped its branches a little awkwardly.
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