《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》71
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Chapter 71 The Sixth Villain
Therefore, he has to think carefully about how to complete the plot points.
Zhou Xiaomiao sighed faintly, seeing the shit shovel officer staring at his grass skirt, he also looked down, it was very strange to wear a grass skirt for the first time, so he moved his little buttocks to make all the leaves move, surprised stared wide-eyed.
Thinking it was fun, Zhou Xiaomiao swayed a few times from side to side, seeing the leaves all cluttering and moving, and happier.
Shan Mingran's eyes were slightly deep, looking at the chick hidden under the grass skirt, and suggested: "I think the level of your living now needs to be improved, at least you need something to cover your body."
Zhou Xiaomiao pouted: "I think this is good!"
"Even if there is no fabric now, the skins of animals can be washed and made into clothes." As Shan Mingran said, he supported the other's little butt to keep him from moving, and asked, "Have you been in other places before? Have you ever become like this in front of people?"
"No, if it wasn't for the fear that you wouldn't understand my animal language, I wouldn't change."
Zhou Xiaomiao knew that he was jealous. In fact, it was the first time in the past month or so that he had turned into a human being. He hadn't licked Mao Mao once in the last world, nor gnawed a meat pad once. Thinking of dying, I held myself for three days before I recovered.
And since the shit shovel officer didn't come, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't like to become a human even more. All day long, he used the form of a small dumpling to climb up and down the old trees, drying his fur and chewing on the meat pads. Except for the dried fish, everything else was fine.
After all, even in the last world, when he was a vampire, he still had the blood of a shovel officer's dried fish to satisfy his hunger, but in this world...he really has nothing QAQ
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【System: No wonder you are so looking forward to the shoveling officer coming, so it is :) 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...well, stop talking!
[System: Relationship is about to break down, hee hee hee]
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
#The system that becomes abnormal as soon as you eat dog food#, what should I do if #single system is abnormal? #
Knowing that Zhou Xiaomiao had not changed in front of others, Shan Mingran was relieved, but looking at the grass skirt that the other party was wearing, he was still worried, and began to silently plan how to improve the little guy's life. .
Although the two met for the first time in this world, there was no sense of strangeness in the interaction. Zhou Xiaomiao was too lazy to cover up because of the shit shoveling officer. Lai leaned on each other and shouted that he wanted to eat fish, and he wanted to eat grilled and fragrant fish!
Shan Mingran was amused for a while, but he had no idea at all. His mind was full of wanting to spoil the person in his arms, wanting to hold the little guy in his hand to protect him all the time, although he was so determined and firm when he first met him. Kind of unusual.
But he was really too lazy to think too much, so he wanted to hurry up a little guy to find fish to eat, for fear of starving him.
There is a small stream in the deep forest that is not very wide, but the water is crystal clear, fish of all colors swim leisurely with their tails swaying, and occasionally there are a few small turtles and crabs, which can be regarded as rich in materials.
Zhou Xiaomiao sat on the warmly sun-dried stone, watching the shit shovel officer shoveling fish for him, silently took off the shit shovel officer's coat and threw it aside, touched it by himself, and wanted to catch it by himself.
Fortunately, just a moment before he touched the water, he was stopped by Shan Mingran, who had been on guard for a long time, holding his forehead. Shan Mingran lifted his head slightly and said helplessly: "What do you want to do? I didn't say I'll give it to you. To catch fish?"
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Zhou Xiaomiao grinned: "I just remembered that the divine envoy has a noble status and cannot let you do rough work..."
Shan Mingran unswervingly turned his head to the right: "I'll just come, you never need to be polite to me."
Zhou Xiaomiao was moved and stretched out her finger: "Then I want to eat three... No, I want to eat four fish!"
"......it is good."
Zhou Xiaomiao, who couldn't catch fish by herself, went back to sit on the stone again, watching the busy shit shovel officer wagging his tail uncontrollably, you see, this is the life of a man around him, he was eaten by ancient trees before. For a whole month of fruits and small white flowers, although the taste is good, he is a carnivore, eating vegetarian food all day and he is hungry and thin!
Or the shit shoveling officer is better for himself, and can eat fish again (*^▽^*)
Feeling really boring, Zhou Xiaomiao turned into a small dumpling again and ran to squat on the shoulder of the shit shovel officer. Shan Mingran rubbed it sideways and continued to work. After wiping the fire with a flint, he put the fish on the shelf. There are three branches on the branch, and a few are wrapped in soil and buried in the fire, and the rest of the time can wait for the fish to be cooked.
Shan Mingran went to wash his hands by the creek, and Zhou Xiaomiao squatted on his shoulders and licked his meat pads to prepare for something to eat later.
This kind of old husband and wife life makes Zhou Xiaomiao very satisfied, her little tail is swaying, and occasionally when she encounters Shan Mingran, she will deliberately wrap around his neck, watching him wince and meow twice.
Shan Mingran was helpless and tapped its nose with a dripping hand: "Naughty!"
The cool touch of the nose made Xiaobai Danzi startled, and he almost fell off the shit shovel officer's shoulders with his teeth and claws. Finally, he caught the shit shovel officer's clothes with his claw hook to stabilize his body and jumped onto the stone. , looked at the shit shovel officer vigilantly, unwilling to sit with him.
Shan Mingran was stunned, and immediately leaned over to coax the dumplings: "What's wrong? I'm angry? Don't be angry, I'm wrong, I won't dare again next time..."
Zhou Xiaomiao was coaxed to be even more arrogant, moved her little butt to face the shit shovel officer, and pretended to be angry.
Shan Mingran whispered: "The fish is cooked!"
The little white dumpling immediately turned back in surprise, his blue eyes stared at the grilled fish on the fire, and he hurriedly wagged his tail: "Meow meow~~~"
"Don't worry, it's too hot, your tongue can't stand the heat." Shan Mingran didn't know why he knew this. After blurting out his concern, he suddenly realized that the other party couldn't eat things that were too hot.
He smoothed the hair of the anxious little white dumpling, and bit by bit he coaxed Meow to be happy, and the fish was almost ready. The fish meat was immediately exposed to the air, giving off a hot aroma.
Zhou Xiaomiao was about to pounce in a hurry, but was clearly stopped by the sheet, forcibly hugged the struggling little dumpling, and coaxed, "Let's go wash two leaves and pick fishbone for you, I'll be waiting for a while. "
Zhou Xiaomiao was rolling in the arms of the shit shovel officer, wishing she wanted to eat it now, her meowing sound became more and more pitiful, her blue eyes were aggrieved, as if she would cry to the shit shovel officer in the next second. He really hasn't eaten fish for a long time, just one bite, just one bite!
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