《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》49
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Chapter 49 The Fourth Villain
Zhou Xiaomiao decided that he would eat a few more times before the shit shovel officer came.
This world is so easy, if he doesn't enjoy it, he will be sorry for his luck in randomly drawing this quest!
So within the three days that the prime minister rushed to the fief, he saw a certain prince eating hasai every day, especially seafood, and would stop every time his stomach was about to explode. Then a person holds a small belly and grieves alone.
At this time, if the shit shovel officer is around, he will definitely rub the QAQ of his belly
[System: Oh, if the shit shoveling officer was there, you might not be able to eat like this :)]
Zhou Xiaomiao: Shut up, shut up, shut up~( ︵' )~
[System: a little bit. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
What should I do if the system is getting more and more naughty? Who will tell him how to deduct the mechanical oil of the system?
While keeping an eye on the whereabouts of the shit shovel officer, he secretly tasted all kinds of food. Zhou Xiaomiao has been very moisturizing.
In the past few days, Zhou Xiaomiao has not seen the heroine come to find her. According to the plot, it is probably because the heroine just found out that she has crossed over. The ruffians surrounded and wanted to robbery and indecent assault. The heroine shouted for help and invited the emperor and the prime minister, who were visiting in private, and the two rescued the heroine. It was also when the hero and heroine met for the first time.
Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but feel a little emotional. Sometimes he knew that the shit shovel officer was rushing towards him, but some plots really interfered with people's thinking. According to the plots he watched, it seemed that the shit shovel officer came to the rescue. The heroine is the same, but one is from the dark and the other is in the light.
Sure enough, after the third day, Zhou Xiaomiao heard that the prime minister, who was rushing in, rescued a woman and was heading to the prince's mansion together.
Zhou Xiaomiao: Hehe :)
It stands to reason that he is a relative of the royal family. As a prince, he is on his own fief, so naturally he does not need to go out to greet him. Zhou Xiaomiao sat in the lobby dignifiedly, waiting for the male and female protagonists to come in, so that it was easy to see if the two had any tricks!
The attendants of the palace quickly led the prime minister and the princess into the door, and led them all the way to the lobby.
After the Prime Minister Shen Xinzhi entered the door, his eyes stayed on the prince who was sitting in a high position for a few seconds, and then quickly retracted, saluting: "Wei Chen see the prince."
Zhou Xiaomiao glanced at it, but he didn't expect that he actually rescued the princess. And brought it by his side, lowered his eyes and said coldly: "The Prime Minister is very polite, I heard that the princess was messing around, she ran into the street and was almost killed, but the Prime Minister rescued him, and you should thank the Prime Minister for it."
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"It's not worth mentioning what the servants rescued." Shen Xinzhi smiled and pushed the credit aside without a trace. Anyway, it was the guards who saved it on their own, and had nothing to do with him at all.
Zhou Xiaomiao snorted lightly, looking at the shy and timid man hiding behind the shit shoveling officer, she felt unpleasant: "This time Le An is really too rambunctious, if it weren't for the Prime Minister, you would have died early at this moment. The head is different, someone will bring Princess Le An back, and they are not allowed to step out of the room for half a step."
"Yes!"
"Wait, Brother Huang, I know I'm wrong. Next time I don't dare, can you not lock me up?" The heroine was very aware of current affairs, and immediately acted softly, trying to escape this punishment.
The point is that she has finally met such a handsome guy, and it is said that he is the prime minister who is powerful and powerful. Of course, she can't miss it. During this period of time, she must have enough goodwill before she can hold a beautiful man back in the future. She locks it up, doesn't she have nothing left?
Zhou Xiaomiao pretended to be angry and patted the table, "Naughty, you still want to do this kind of big event next time, it seems that it doesn't concern you for ten days and a half months, you won't have a long memory. Come on, hurry up. Take the princess back, don't be embarrassed here."
"Wait... Brother Huang..." Yu Le'an wanted to struggle and argue again, and even wanted to hide behind the Prime Minister to seek shelter. It's a pity that the Prime Minister dodged and avoided, saying: "Princess self-respect."
Yu Le'an: "..."
She didn't say anything when she was a big girl with a yellow flower.
In the end, Yu Le'an couldn't resist, and even if he struggled, he was still taken down.
When everyone's eyes were on the struggling princess, Shen Xinzhi took the opportunity to approach the prince, looked at his little hand, raised his head to meet the prince's wide eyes, and said calmly: "Prince, golden branches and jade leaves, you have to take care of yourself. , don't slap the table indiscriminately."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "...Oh!"
Wait, now is not the time to know each other, you can't do this.
Zhou Xiaomiao immediately retracted her hand alertly, hid it in her wide sleeve, and coughed softly: "Lord Prime Minister, please take a seat, I don't know if Lord Prime Minister is here to fief this time, but what's the matter?"
"It's nothing, it's just that the emperor misses the prince and sent Wei Chen to send some things." Shen Xin knew: "Because Wei Chen was in a hurry, he came early, those things are behind, I believe they will arrive soon. "
Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him silently.
Shen Xinzhi didn't seem to know, he just lowered his head and took a sip of tea, calmly said, "Good tea!"
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Zhou Xiaomiao: ...
I have to say that the more you get along, the thicker the shit shoveling officer really gets. Even if you don't know you at the beginning, you can make such an intimate act. But on second thought, maybe it can be said that the shit shoveling officer has himself in his heart and has an indelible impression of himself, so he will subconsciously care about himself...
Thinking about it this way, the shit shoveling officer just now lost his anger at saving the heroine, and Zhou Xiaomiao decided to treat the shit shovel officer better.
When the Prime Minister visited in person, he naturally wanted to hold a banquet to welcome him. All these things were handled by his subordinates. Zhou Xiaomiao only needed to sit in a high position and watch some people he didn't know appear at the position to talk eloquently, and take turns pouring drinks on the Prime Minister. , feel a little happy.
Drink it, after getting the shit shovel officer drunk, I'll go back and have another meal later~(≧▽≦)/~
Shen Xinzhi refused to come, and in the end he was drunk by the crowd. He opened his slightly bright eyes and pleaded guilty: "I came in a hurry today, and before I went to the inn to clean up, Wei Chen disturbed the prince for a few days and stayed here first. already."
Zhou Xiaomiao was also toasted several times during the banquet. Her face was blushing when she drank, and her eyes were misty as if they were filled with water. She glanced at the voice of the shit shovel officer and grinned subconsciously: "Okay. "
Shen Xinzhi: "..."
He felt that he had probably found the reason why he had to come here.
The reason is very simple... Hongluan is moving and unstoppable!
The prince and the prime minister spoke a few words, as if they were old friends for many years, and they were very friendly. However, the subordinates were busy one by one, constantly testing each other, trying to figure out what the master meant by the way, and then proceeding to the next step.
The people on Zhou Xiaomiao's side believe that the prime minister and his subordinates must have come to their fiefs with bad intentions. They must protect the prince and the fiefs well, so they must resist all their intrigues and tricks. .
As for the people on the Prime Minister's side, they said that the Prime Minister was suddenly so anxious to come to the fief, and he must have found something. Maybe the prince has made some moves, such as rebellion, so he must be alert at all times. If there is any problem, report it to the Prime Minister immediately.
The two gangs of subordinates exchanged cups, fighting wits and courage.
But as a fief prince, and the prime minister sent by the imperial consignment are one by one.
Zhou Xiaomiao's head was about to become mushy, and she kept thinking about asking them to pour the shit shoveling officer down so that she could go back and steal food by herself.
Shen Xinzhi was even more outrageous. He stared at Wang Ye's cheeks that had started to redden from drinking too much alcohol, and slid all the way to the neckline, which was tightly seamed, and clenched the wine glass slightly, not knowing what was in his head.
Everyone's thoughts were different, and they waited until the banquet dissipated, and it was considered to be equally divided, and no one had benefited.
Zhou Xiaomiao was helped back to her room by the attendant. After bathing and changing clothes, she fell directly onto the bed and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, but suddenly I felt a little hot, so I turned over and struggled to get out of the quilt.
The room was still dark, and nothing could be seen. Zhou Xiaomiao blinked, and saw a blue circle in her pupils. She gradually became able to see at night, and soon discovered that she was sitting quietly beside the bed alone.
Zhou Xiaomiao: ! ! !
Zhou Xiaomiao really used all her strength to suppress the scream that was about to burst out of her throat. He took a deep breath to ease his fright.
The person beside the bed remained motionless, just looking at him so quietly, even if he knew that he had been discovered, he still remained motionless.
Zhou Xiaomiao poked him: "Is the prime minister in the wrong house?"
Shen Xinzhi was speechless.
Zhou Xiaomiao tilted her head in confusion: "Why don't you speak?"
Shen Xinzhi remained speechless.
Zhou Xiaomiao was helpless and murmured, "Could it be that he was drunk and went crazy here?"
Shen Xinzhi understood this sentence, and whispered, "I'm not drunk!"
"Everyone who is drunk likes to say that they are not drunk." Zhou Xiaomiao said angrily, "The prime minister should hurry back to his room. This is the king's inner room, not the place you should stay."
Shen Xinzhi stopped talking again.
Zhou Xiaomiao was speechless: "Xing Xing Xing, you like to sit here, this king will not accompany you."
As he said, he simply lay back on the bed, turned his back to the person beside the bed, and continued to prepare for sleep.
After rustling for a while, the warm body suddenly came over from behind. Zhou Xiaomiao hurriedly sat up and looked at the shameless person behind him, and saw that the other person had closed his eyes and was already asleep.
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
Zhou Xiaomiao really didn't want to make trouble because of the feeling of drinking and already sleepy, so he just let him fall asleep like this, lay down with his back to him again, and fell asleep.
Behind him, someone silently opened his eyes and looked at the person facing away from him, pursing his lips slightly.
Forget it, take your time, don't rush...
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