《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》35
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Chapter 35 The Second Villain
The admiral wiped away the nosebleed without changing his face, and said with a serious face: "I haven't rested well recently, so I have a nosebleed."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "Don't people say that you will get nosebleeds when you get bigger? Are you stealing delicious food for yourself behind my back!"
Everything can be negotiated, but stealing food behind his back is not allowed. This is his bottom line!
Zhou Xiaomiao pounced with her teeth and claws, and put a tooth mark on the admiral's cheek, and said fiercely: "Su Jingling, you are actually stealing food behind my back, tell me, what did you eat! What did you eat!"
The admiral's Adam's apple rolled, and he couldn't help but press the person on the small bed to rest, and said in a low voice: "Eat the cat!"
Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ
Like peeling an egg, the admiral peeled off Zhou Xiaomiao's coat to reveal the naked person inside. He checked it first and made sure that the other party was not injured in any way, and he was relieved.
But what followed was another heat wave, and his nosebleed seemed a little uncontrolled, faintly itchy.
Since it has been confirmed that there is no injury...then...
The admiral said rogue words with a serious face, "Don't be afraid, I'm just checking to see if you're injured, come on, I'll give you an in-depth check now."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." Smelly shameless!
A long time after entering the battlefield, the Admiral came out of the mecha refreshed. He organized his troops, cleaned up the battlefield, settled the planet that had just been recovered but was riddled with holes, and transmitted the situation here. When they arrived at the headquarters, the headquarters immediately sent troops to garrison, and when the garrison arrived, they could move on and go to the next battlefield.
Then everyone found out that the admiral seemed to be in a good mood. Compared to the terrifying madness on the battlefield a few days ago, and the appearance of iron and blood after leaving the battlefield, even if there is no laughing, the feeling is still rigid and serious, but it will not make people feel Frightened, by comparison, the rounding can be regarded as a spring breeze.
The soldiers all knew a little bit. After all, some sentinels were more irritable when they left their guides or found that their guides were in danger. Now that the general has personally rescued the people, they are naturally relieved. Plus the guides , is by his side, so even the cold-blooded admiral will subconsciously soften.
So this is the power of love, no one would have thought that one day, the general was actually captured by a guide, and it was the kind that would eat to death.
When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, he had been moved to a new room. He stretched, and the little white ball instantly stretched and turned into a long cat strip.
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He was a little hungry and meowing. He was very angry at the shit shoveling officer who didn't know where he was going. This stinky hooligan, after making his own sauce, actually abandoned himself and disappeared, and made him hungry QAQ
Scumbag!
【system:......】
Zhou Xiaomiao rolled around on the bed lazily: System, I finished the plot point, can the rest of my life be spent peacefully?
[System: In a world, it will take seventy or eighty years to endure, why are you not in a hurry? And look happier? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: I'm not in a hurry, of course, because there is delicious food here, I am more happy, of course, because there is delicious food here, so it's all because of the delicious food here~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
[System: But the next world also has food! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: But I'm not in a hurry, I can eat the food in this world to the end.
[System: That's why I asked you why you're not in a hurry. 】
The topic turned in a circle and then back again.
Zhou Xiaomiao sighed: I didn't want to hurt you, but if you insist, I can only be sorry.
【system:? ? ? 】This time the system is rarely said to be blinded, what can this hurt him? Because he can't eat good food?
Zhou Xiaomiao was suddenly excited: I'm not in a hurry here, of course, because there are people serving delicious food, and of course because the shit shoveling officers in every world love me very much, what if I leave them?
【System: ▼_▼】
Zhou Xiaomiao: You must know that this kind of life is very comfortable, I prefer it. In addition, the shit shovel officer is so good to me, I can't bear it.
【System: ▼_▼】
Zhou Xiaomiao: So to sum up, I'm not in a hurry to leave, of course, because the shit shoveling officer is here~\(≧▽≦)/~
[System: Bah, go go go go! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Obviously you insisted on discussing this topic with me. I used to prevaricate you with food, but you insisted on discussing it with me. Now you are so embarrassed!
【system:......】
Kick over this bowl of dog food, blah blah blah!
[System: I don't want to see it anymore, it's all about Mosaic's life, I'm sleeping, goodbye ▼_▼]
Zhou Xiaomiao: Huh? Wait, who will chat with me after you leave, don't sleep!
[System: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ
The system was left by his own show of affection, and the shit shoveling officer didn't know where he was. Zhou Xiaomiao licked her little meat pad a little lonely, staring at the tender pink color, suddenly remembered the pork belly, and couldn't help licking a few more...
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No, he's really hungry, and if he licks it again, I'm afraid he'll be in a trance and eat his own meat pads!
Zhou Xiaomiao turned over and jumped out of bed, and turned around. In the simple room, he could see the wardrobe almost at a glance. He stepped on his short legs, ran over, and watched carefully for a long time. I didn't find where the switch was, and I raised my head hard to find that it was in the middle...
The short-legged Zhou Xiaomiao was a little sad, and could only change back to a human with a bang, and then stood naked in the room, opened the closet, and looked for clothes.
As soon as Su Jingling opened the door, he saw a beautiful white back looming in the closet door. He was startled and immediately closed the door, lest anyone outside the door see anything.
At this time, Zhou Xiaomiao just put on her underwear and pants, and she always felt that the pants seemed a little wrong...it seemed a little big...the underwear was also big QAQ
Su Jingling hugged the person from behind, looked down on top of his head, and laughed even more, "Baby, you are wearing the wrong thing, these are my clothes."
Zhou Xiaomiao felt that the other party's laughter seemed to be laughing at him, and suddenly became a little angry, "I want to know that it is yours, so I don't wear it uncommonly, why are you laughing!"
"Good, it's not a mockery, don't be angry."
Zhou Xiaomiao exploded: "Don't say this, I still believe you, why did you take the initiative to say it, you are just laughing, you walk away from QAQ"
Although it is a small male cat, it is the dignity of a man, and it is about the majesty of Dandan, he still defends it to the death!
Su Jingling still wanted to laugh, but for the sake of his lover's face, he held back silently, and began to change the subject, "If you don't get angry, I'll find you clothes. After you get dressed, we'll go eat. You must be hungry after sleeping for so long."
Zhou Xiaomiao's anger was unbearable: "Who is it that I slept for so long!"
Su Jingling glanced at his own, and then at the person who was pulling his panties and trousers. This time, he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahahaha."
"Su Jingling, you are still laughing at me!!!"
Zhou Xiaomiao was furious, jumped up on his back, bit his ear fiercely, and vented his anger.
But because of this series of actions, he forgot to tighten his pants, so the loose pants and panties slid down along the smooth skin.
Zhou Xiaomiao, who was naked in an instant: "..."
Su Jingling, who held her lover with her backhand but touched her soft ass: "...hahahahahaha"
Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ
This day is over!
...
Because of laughing at his lover, in the end, Su Jingling also paid a heavy price. For example, his lover just didn't let him touch him for more than a week. Let him eat fast and recite Buddha all day long, become a monk for a week, and want to go back and punch himself that day in pain.
The war between the Federation and the Empire came to an end after three full months of tug-of-war. The Empire was victorious, the Federation ceded land and paid indemnity. Su Jingling was given the highest honor badge, which was given as a wedding gift during the interstellar live broadcast of the award. Your own little guide.
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
Whether it is the last world or this world, shit shoveling officers always seem to like to tell everyone, and prefer to show affection when there are many people.
But in the end, he still chose to agree, because... this is his shit shoveling officer!
After the two held their wedding, Su Jingling was in a state of semi-retirement. After all, the Federation's vitality was severely damaged this time, and within 50 years, it would not have the courage to re-enter.
After returning to the imperial capital, Zhou Xiaomiao had to know the scene of her leaving.
For example, the Xu family became his own, for example, the more important head of the Fifth Corps in the plot was pulled down, for example, his doctor status was restored...
In the end, the shit shovel officer chose to give in and let him go to the hospital again to go to work, but... Zhou Xiaomiao didn't want to go. It was just for the convenience of escaping or going to the battlefield. Now the plot points are completed, of course, in the Sunbathing at home.
The rest of this world is all the happy time of sunbathing and eating delicious food.
Of course, as expected by the system, there is no shame or shame, it is all mosaic scenes.
When he was about to die, this time it was Zhou Xiaomiao who actually sent the Admiral away, because after a person reaches middle age, the sequelae of the battlefield all recurred. Even if Zhou Xiaomiao, a doctor, maintains the Admiral's physical function It is still badly damaged. Compared to Zhou Xiaomiao, who was pampered and cared for, her lifespan is naturally shorter.
After Zhou Xiaomiao closed his eyes, he was ejected from this plane and returned to the pure white space.
He was stunned for a moment, and looked a little shocked at the system in front of him who was drinking: "You can actually eat? You actually steal food behind my back?"
[The system lights up the drink that it is suspected to be Coke, "Mechanical oil, do you drink it?"]
Zhou Xiaomiao: "...No thanks, I'll find delicious food myself in the next world."
【System: ▼_▼】
Come and hurt each other!
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