《BL | I Am The Most Red In The World [Quick Wear]》Chapter 19
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Seeing the appearance of the little monk Wuye, the head of Tianshan and the deputy head of Qi Yuanshan looked at each other, and after a while, sighed at each other.
Qi Yuanshan said helplessly: "Speaking of which, Tu'er's little grandson still doesn't know how to please the little girl. Ye'er was only six years old four years ago, right? He already knew the difference between liking this and liking that, and knowing that love gives rise to hate, it's true ..." Extraordinarily young and mature.
The head of Tianshan snorted and said, "How well do you understand? The so-called three-year-old sees old age. Since three-year-olds can already see old age, then, at the age of five or six, they will start looking for people who can live a lifetime for themselves, and Why not?" Then he gave Qi Yuanshan a contemptuous look, and said with great disdain, "Or, you have to be like you, you should only find your loved one when you are thirty or forty years old. The time we spend together is 30 years less!"
Like his good grandson, he found the man who had lived his whole life at the age of five or six. Only then can we meet and stay together, but, everyone has already decided, at least they can be childhood sweethearts, flying letters and teasing... right?
In this way, as soon as the two of them reach the age where they can get married, can they both live and fly together without wasting any time?
Pity his stupid apprentice, he really thought that he and his grandson were good. Stupid, really stupid.
The head of Tianshan is proud that his grandson is similar to himself. Since he was a child, he knew that he would give himself a companion. It's really... so smart!
Qi Yuanshan: "..." Shouldn't you be worried, at a young age, you don't know anything about love at all, and you mistook playfulness for liking, and then miss yourself and the other party for the rest of your life?
It's a pity that the head of Tianshan is getting older and his Qinggong is more and more superb, so Qi Yuanshan can't catch up with the head of Tianshan who has left.
He sighed inwardly, feeling that no matter whether the little monk Wuye likes the little devil of the Demon Sect or the little boy in Tsing Yi, it doesn't seem to be a good choice.
Why didn't the master have a black heart, and simply forced Wu Ye to inherit the lineage in the future, so that Wu Ye had to choose a woman?
Qi Yuanshan thought about it, and suddenly thought of Wu Ye, who had not descended to Tianshan four years ago. He was a vegetarian and chanting Buddha wholeheartedly. He opened his mouth and said "Amitabha Buddha". Wu Ye, who really wants to eat fast food and chant Buddha wholeheartedly, intends to be a monk for a lifetime, preferably a high-ranking monk.
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Qi Yuanshan suddenly shuddered, feeling that he finally understood why his master would let Wuye "like" that Yun Yan without any hesitation, and even occasionally deliberately used it to tease Wuye, Forcing Wu Ye to be even more diligent in his practice.
--Anyway, the broken sleeve is better than the Qingdeng ancient Buddha who has spent his whole life.
Qi Yuanshan shook his head, and finally stopped thinking about it, turned around, and went down the mountain to deal with Tianshan affairs.
In the leafless yard, he kept the letter he had been looking forward to for a long time in his heart, and while running to his room, he shouted loudly: "Don't peek at all! Otherwise, the little monk will let Grandpa spank you! If your grandfather doesn't beat him, the little monk will let his father and mother beat him! If his father and mother don't beat him, when the little monk grows up, he will spank you in front of your children!"
The guards said, "..." Actually, the first two Threatening them is really not afraid at all. As a subordinate, how can you not be beaten? Isn't that just spanking? Men's family, what are you afraid of?
But... when this young master grows up, spanking in front of his own children or something... The guards silently turned their faces to the side, and no one dared to peek into the room, and they were ecstatic and sad. The little monk Wuye looked at the letter from his sweetheart.
Wu Ye originally thought that his Yun Lang would take at least three years to go down the mountain.
In three years' time, his Yunlang will be a sixteen-year-old handsome doctor, and he will be thirteen years old by then, and he will be able to learn all the eighteen stunts of the Tianshan Mountains.
Then he took advantage of the past few years to eat more and eat more, and his Yunlang never paid much attention to appetite. In this way, after three years, it is impossible to say that he can really be as tall as his Yunlang.
Then, he can wear a monk's robe and protect his little genius doctor. The two of them work hand in hand to help the world. When he was sixteen years old, he married his little genius doctor...
It's so beautiful to think about!
The little monk Wuye read the letter from his sweetheart up and down again, and finally his face wrinkled, stood up, walked to the door frame, and silently compared his height - still so short!
Compared with a month ago, he has not grown even half an inch taller!
Instead, it looks a little fatter!
Wu Ye stood on tiptoe slightly, and compared again. After the comparison, he compared again, as if, no matter how he compared, he is now just the normal height of an ordinary ten-year-old child! And then it's better than a normal child!
After the little monk Wuye discovered this fact, his slightly chubby face turned pale.
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How to do?
What if Yunlang finds out the fact that he is short and fat?
Although his face has inherited the advantages of his parents, he looks pretty good. But... he once heard the dark guard say that fat and short are both taboos for men.
Ye Wu's face turned pale again.
After a while, he read Chu Yunyan's letter again, and knew that his Yunlang had gone down the mountain! And all the way to the south, my heart skipped a beat, and I immediately started to pack a small bag with a big knife on my back.
--He just really thought too much!
What's there to think about? Now that Yunlang has come down the mountain, he should hurry up and guard Yunlang!
As for height and being slightly fat...the former can probably ask him about the dark guard who was short before, but later found a tall and thin daughter-in-law, and then suddenly "turned" tall; for the latter...if he doesn't eat or drink all the way , probably the grandfather will not find out?
Let's not mention how the little monk without leaves is.
Chu Yunyan left Yunzhou, headed south, and arrived at Dijing all the way.
Dijing is extraordinarily prosperous and lively.
Chu Yunyan's bad luck along the way has finally come to an end. On the first day he stepped into the imperial capital, he made his first move and rescued a young man who fell off the carriage because he was too fat. Then, Chu Yunyan and that The sixteen-year-old boy, who weighed 240 pounds, chatted, and finally learned that although this boy was fat, his family was the third richest Xiao family in the world, and his name was Xiao Zisu.
Because Xiao Zisu was too fat, his status in the family was not high, but his talent for business was stronger than any child of the Xiao family, so he went out and ran around.
Xiao Zisu originally thought that if he went out to do business, he might be able to lose weight, and he could also do the business he liked, so he went out happily.
The result...
"As a result, I became fatter and fatter, from the original 200 jin to the current 240 jin." Xiao Zisu took the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and swallowed it in one mouthful, then stretched his hand to the dessert plate, thinking about it. After thinking, he said again, "By the way, this is the result of my weighing last month. Now..."
Chu Yunyan: "..."
So since going down the mountain, Chu Yunyan, who has not received a single patient, just Started to help Xiao Zisu lose weight, all the way to the imperial capital.
In fact, if it was just to lose weight for a 16-year-old boy, Chu Yunyan really didn't have to follow Xiao Zisu all the time, as long as he gave Xiao Zisu the method and the recipe, and then checked his pulse every once in a while.
It's just that Chu Yunyan not only wanted to help this boy who was only 16 years old and had already gained 240 pounds, but also wanted to use the boy's talent in business.
Originally, Chu Yunyan's plan was that since the reputation of the young master of the demon sect and even the leader of the demon sect could no longer be saved, he would use the reputation of a genius doctor who did good deeds to save people to increase his faith value.
But now it seems... people in the world judge the quality of a doctor based on age after all.
If it wasn't for a coincidence, he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to meet this obese teenager.
Therefore, the reputation of a genius doctor is a way to accumulate faith value, and another way is to work hard to make money, and then be a real good person in this world.
Perhaps, in order to accumulate his own belief value to a certain level, Yun Yan, who is a genius doctor, can also personally take action on Yan Shiqi, who is the devil of the demon sect...
This is probably a good way.
Chu Yunyan thought for a while in silence, then came up with a few ways to make money, and planned to discuss with Xiao Zisu.
Twenty days later.
The head of Tianshan listened to the report, saying that when the young head was never found, his white beard almost turned black with anger.
However, the anger of the head of Tianshan only lasted for a while, and then he suddenly burst into laughter.
A mere ten-year-old can get rid of a lot of Tianshan guards, good, good, good!
And the ten-year-old young monk Wuye, the head of Tianshan's young master, was standing in a lively street market, secretly looking at the youth in green clothes in the street market, who was standing under a pub.
His Yun Yan was better-looking than four years ago, more attractive, more... taller.
The little monk Wuye touched the top of his head and glanced at the young man in the distance, only to feel that he was more than a head shorter than the young man...
Why is his Yunlang, who eats so little, so he can grow So tall, and he eats so much every meal, but he can only grow sideways?
In this case, can he really only use the method of the dark guard who suddenly "got taller" to make a pair of "special" shoes?
The little monk Wuye pursed his lips and clenched his fists in the next moment.
In order to prevent his Yunlang from disliking him, he temporarily wore a pair of "exotic" shoes, which shouldn't annoy his Yunlang, right?
Of course, more importantly, it must not be discovered by Yun Lang.
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