Because the two little nurses praised Chu Yunyan on the Interstellar.com, someone on the Interstellar.com simply smashed Chu Yunyan upside down, and stupefiedly posted the Weibo that Chu Yunyan had only used once. And under Weibo, he mocked Chu Yunyan presumptively.

If it was just because of the little nurse, maybe those people would just laugh at Chu Yunyan for a little while, and then go to pay attention to the things that are more worthy of their attention.

But Chu Yunyan took a very, very wild nickname.

Goblin from a thousand years ago.

Mouth!

What are you kidding? How can a little goblin be so holy, so great, and so holy, that a mere mortal can blaspheme?

If Chu Yunyan was a little more handsome, maybe they would forgive Chu Yunyan for Yan's sake.

but! Yes!

They looked left and right, looked up and down, took out the picture of Chu Yunyan's head, enlarged it and enlarged it, but they couldn't see the cowardly fifteen-year-old boy who only lowered his head and wore black-rimmed glasses. What is there, baby, worthy of the great title of "little leprechaun"!

Clearly an ugly bastard!

Although the appearance of the original body is not that ugly, the nickname of the original body that can't stand it really made everyone angry.

Goblin?

Even they themselves did not dare to call themselves by such a sacred title, why would a person with such an ordinary appearance that he dared not raise his head? Even if you live a thousand years, what's the big deal? Where is it worthy of the great title of goblin?

So, when Chu Yunyan posted the second Weibo, he found that he had 100,000 black fans without realizing it, and these 100,000 black fans were sparing no effort in his Weibo below satirized him and scolded him.

Chu Yunyan: "..." The

original title of "little goblin", which used to be particularly speechless, has become such a powerful title in Interstellar.

He was really speechless about it.

Chu Yunyan took a deep breath. He originally planned to post the orchids he planned to sell on Weibo and forums, and then he bought the orchids on Weibo, and then put up an email to let people contact him to buy orchids.

But now it seems that his plan will definitely not work. Because with the energy of his 100,000 black fans, as soon as his mailbox is hung up, it is estimated that a large number of people will rush into his mailbox to call him ugly.

Chu Yunyan's flowers have not been sold yet, and the equipment for becoming an internet celebrity has not been bought yet. For the time being, he doesn't want to hang up his photos immediately.

Of course, in the current situation, if he replaces the original avatar photo, it is estimated that he will attract more black fans, and the situation will be worse.

Chu Yunyan's brows twitched, and after a while, she could only go to the interstellar Taobao.com, open a shop, and put three pots of famous orchids in the auction area. The low price is yet to be determined. In the general sales area, potted fruits such as grapes, blueberries, mulberries, strawberries, etc., as well as some potted plants suitable for interior decoration, etc. are hung up. After each pot is priced at 1,000 Interstellar Coins, the link to the online store is posted on Weibo. After receiving the news that someone has purchased, the robot is responsible for packing the items and contacting the robot responsible for delivery to pick up the goods.

Chu Yunyan himself ran to continue to spawn the fruit pots and decorative pots he hung in the general area, and stopped after each one had spawned a hundred pots.

He originally wanted to rely on the three pots of famous orchids to quickly raise interstellar coins, but now it seems... there are so many black fans, those people probably don't believe that he can grow real famous orchids. It takes a lot of time to go through various tests.

He still relies on ordinary potted plants to sell some money first, at least to support himself first.

Speaking of which, a pot of one thousand interstellar coins should be... not particularly expensive, right? He specifically wrote in the product description that as long as those potted plants are watered on time, they can continue to bloom or bear fruit or keep green leaves for a year. After one year, they will restore the characteristics of the potted plants themselves, evergreen or once a year Fruit, a flower and the like.

Chu Yunyan frowned and thought for a while, then handed all these things over to the old robot, and then he started to re-plan his debut and made a video background.

Before he debuted, he recruited 100,000 black fans. Who can be more unlucky than him?

In this case, if he wants to debut, he must be an instant hit, and he must still be very, very positive, and very popular.

Chu Yunyan originally planned to rely on his identity as a person "a thousand years ago", choose an ancient musical instrument, take an ancient sword, wear ancient clothes, and then use the extraordinarily advanced technology of Interstellar to imagine his mind. The situation is made into a video background, and then I go into battle myself, relying on this to start my first shot of Internet celebrity.

But given that he has too many black fans today, Chu Yunyan can only rely on a more ruthless way to make his debut.

While thinking about it, Chu Yunyan wrote a dozen pages of plan, and finally took out some books about ancient history, ancient costumes, ancient musical instruments and utensils from the system baggage, and then began to select automatic from the interstellar network. Clothes making machine - as long as there are standard drawings in this machine, you can put a piece of cloth in and come out a ready-made garment! Couldn't be better!

There are also machines that can make simple utensils, and there are also machines on Interstellar. Chu Yunyan also plans to put this in the shopping cart and buy it when he has money.

It's just that there are still some things - such as those exquisite musical instruments and utensils in ancient times, which still need people to make them. Chu Yunyan continues to find suitable people on the interstellar network, and will make them when he has money.

For these trivial matters, Chu Yunyan was busy until it was dark, and then he had time to eat - he ate the vegetable and fruit beauty meal that he prepared in large quantities in advance... - After eating, Chu Yunyan was serious and serious. Applying the mask with a rigorous working attitude, while turning on the watch, the virtual panel of the watch appeared in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, Chu Yunyan was slightly stunned.

He originally thought that with the three pots of famous orchid, he would reduce the number of black fans who didn't like him at first. He inherited the memory of his original body and knew that Xingxing would be different from the wood system when there was no war. Capable people are quite tolerant, so Chu Yunyan took it for granted that these black fans would probably be reduced to some extent.

As a result... his number of black fans increased from 100,000 to 300,000 at once.

The comments on Weibo changed from stubbornly mocking him for being ugly, to "Even if you restore your memory, you can make a big contribution to the Longyan Empire; even if your abilities are very powerful, you can make these beautiful flowers. Hastily, but! Yes! This does not change your appearance, and it is not worthy of the sacred and great title of 'little fairy'! You can rest assured, we will definitely black out you to the end, and will never turn black into fans Da!"

Chu Yunyan: "..." This is really an era of cruel and cruel face-seeing.

And, he really really didn't like the magical title of "little goblin" at all, although they could take it away.

He silently read the comments for a while, and found that although the number of his black fans has increased again, more and more people are paying attention to his online store.

When he went to the online store to look, he found that the ordinary fruit pots and decorative pots in the store were all sold for half. And this money is enough for him to buy everything he put in the shopping cart later.

Chu Yunyan thought for a moment and then understood the reason. There are really too many black fans. With the "publicity" of these black fans, I know that there must be many online stores. Here, of course, there will be a lot of people who take a fancy to his potted plants and then buy them. people.

Not only that, the three pots of famous orchids that he put in the shop - Suguan He Ding, Xianfeng Peony and Ghost Orchid have also been auctioned for seven-digit high prices.

These three pots of orchids were extremely valuable even in the past, not to mention the interstellar age when flowers and herbs are rare now, and ancient culture is especially advocated?

Chu Yunyan stared at the auction price for a while, and then set the last time of the auction at twelve noon two days later.

Two days passed in the blink of an eye.

Those Chu Yunyan's black fans never thought that the three pots of beautiful flowers that Chu Yunyan made would sell for tens of millions of dollars each. And the day before, the price that the buyer took had reached 10 million.

Because of the attention of black fans to Chu Yunyan, the auction of three pots of orchids went straight to the top 100 on Weibo's hot search list... the edge.

For the Longyan Empire with a population of 10 billion, it is really rare to be on the fringe list of the top 100 most searched lists.

Chu Yunyan's eyes flickered slightly, and he immediately decided that he should not miss the opportunity to post the videos he made in the past two days on Weibo, and at the same time, changed his avatar.

His original head portrait was taken by the Qi family when he woke up ten years ago and had no memory, so he looked cowardly and couldn't see his face at all; and this one he just put up The small head is his profile.

However, it was a slightly smiling profile face that was blocked by a potted plant.

Many people who didn't like Chu Yunyan's nickname very, very much immediately began to complain, thinking that even if Chu Yunyan used a potted plant to cover his face, they would never misunderstand that the face after the potted plant was worthy of a little goblin. 's name!

Chu Yunyan: "..."

He was helpless for a moment, and then he started to go to Taobao. He spent 100,000 Interstellar coins to secretly buy high-quality navy.

--Speaking of which, after all, he is a newcomer who is not praised by the entertainment company. How can he become popular if he doesn't "work hard" himself?

This Chu Yunyan was distressed because he spent 100,000 Interstellar Coins, so he had to leave the Interstellar Internet and began to spawn potted plants and orchids. He planned to use potted plants and orchids to earn back the 100,000 Interstellar Coins, and at the same time, he had to earn more. In the future, there will still be situations where he needs to buy a navy army.

On the Interstellar website, after all, Chu Yunyan still has 300,000 black fans, and his orchid has just sold for an astronomical eight-digit price, so his new video has just been posted, and many, many people have clicked to watch it. .

And then... the interstellar network exploded!

"Ah ah ah! Guan Guan Jujiu, in the River Continent! The peach blossoms are shining brightly! Feng Xi Feng Xi returns to her hometown, and travels all over the world to seek her phoenix. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is sunny but sunny. Ah ah ah ah! It turns out that these poems can still be sung, and can be typed out with those strange and strange things? It's so amazing and amazing! The Millennium Goblin is awesome!"

"It's not just awesome! I finally know why the little goblin from a thousand years ago took this name. This name is just tailor-made for him! He is so handsome in the video! Bro! Heaven! Ji! Ah, goblin, you are My little goblin, little goblin, I love you!!!"

"Kneeling and licking little goblin! Little goblin, I have decided not to be your black fan, I want to be your true love fan forever and ever!"

"Little goblin, I am willing for you A lifetime of brain damage, a lifetime of madness, and a lifetime of monkeys! Marry me, please, please!"

"The little goblin is so handsome!"

"The little goblin is handsome in men's clothes and beautiful in women's clothes. It's simply an interstellar super invincible goblin! Goblin loves you love. You love you~~"

... the

screen is full of goblins.

Chu Yunyan's video was quickly topped the top 60, top 50, top 40, top 30 on the hot search list by those black-to-fan fans in various ways, and then it began to be suspended.

Many people clicked on this "dark horse" that suddenly appeared in the top 30 trending searches with a suspicious attitude, and then they also exploded!

In the video, at the beginning it was the war in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, when Qin Shihuang pacified the Seven Kingdoms, but then, it was no longer a historical picture, but a Chu Yunyan wearing a black robe from the pre-Qin period, holding a pure white fuchu. Standing alone on the boat nervously and bravely, she sailed towards the "girl" with only one back on the other side of the river, singing songs.

"Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent. A fair lady, a gentleman is a good man. There are scalloped vegetables, flowing around. A slender lady, I long for it. If I can't ask for it, I am obsessed with it. You are leisurely and leisurely, tossing and turning. Harvest them from left and right. Fair lady, play with qin and seren. Mixed yam, left and right. Fair lady, play with bells and drums."

After Guan Ju, it was Taoyao.

Taoyao is a poem to congratulate a young girl on getting married. Chu Yunyan neatly dressed as a bride, and then sang Taoyao from the recorded narration.

After a short period of more than ten years between the Pre-Qin and Qin Dynasties, it was the Han Dynasty.

The most famous article describing love in the Han Dynasty was naturally Sima Xiangru's "Feng Qiuhuang".

Chu Yunyan played the two roles alone. At one time, she was dressed in white, and her hands caressed the strings of the piano, eagerly looking at the beautiful woman in the curtain. When they eloped, people thought that these "two" people were actually two people.

During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there was also the "Luo Shen Fu". The same person is divided into two corners.

After that...

...

Chu Yunyan sang and performed one or two poems or articles about love from each dynasty in a video of just over an hour, using dynasties in series, and most of them were It is good or hopeful love.

Among them, Chu Yunyan also specially put the translations of those articles and poems, so that those who watch the video can also roughly understand the meaning of those "ancient languages".

And the most amazing thing is that Chu Yunyan is so handsome! So beautiful! Such a little goblin!

He is handsome in ancient men's clothes, beautiful in ancient women's clothes, qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, sword, flute, drum and serpent, eighteen martial arts, all proficient!

Couldn't be more handsome!

How can there be such an attractive little goblin?

They just wanted to take this nasty little goblin home!

All of a sudden, everyone was stunned!

When they came back to their senses and started recommending this video through various channels, the nickname "Little Goblin from a thousand years ago" had already firmly occupied the first place in the hot search list, and dropped the second place. Ninety-nine Streets.

With good looks and culture, Chu Yunyan suddenly became popular.

In the imperial capital of the Longyan Empire, after the emperor and the queen had been busy for a day, they were told by their servants when they returned to the palace that the third highness had not eaten for a day.

The husband and wife looked at each other helplessly, and felt that the youngest son might be secretly sad again because he could not become an adult.

In the end, they love their younger son. The husband and wife asked the kitchen for the younger son's favorite meal, and planned to take them to the younger son's palace in person.

Then, they saw a little yellow chicken with a blushing face, obsessively looking at the phantom of the interstellar network in the void.

In the phantom, it was the video of Chu Yunyan.

Emperor and Empress: "..."

Although this person is really handsome and handsome, and is the most famous goblin on the Interstellar Internet, but... son, you have to eat rice, right?

When they finally woke up the younger son, they saw the younger son staring at them eagerly and said, "jijijiji! After the father and mother, I have found my sweetheart! Seeing how hard he has been secretly in love with me. For the sake of hard work, I decided to let him love him generously!" Then he raised a paw and pointed at Chu Yunyan on the phantom on the Interstellar Network.

The emperor and queen were silent at the same time.

Although they all think that their youngest son is really awesome, does a little goblin like Chu Yunyan so handsome, so beautiful and so cultured really like their little yellow chicken? And it's still very hard, very hard to have a crush or something, it sounds like a fake and a fake. It's simply impossible.

Little Huangji didn't know his parents' doubts, so he hurriedly opened Chu Yunyan's Weibo, raised his paws excitedly, and fell on the sofa, not forgetting to point to the sentence on the video posted by Chu Yunyan.

"Look, he's really working hard to secretly love me!"

Then the emperor and the queen saw a sentence written on the video that was sought after by countless people.

"To my beloved little phoenix."

The little yellow chicken slumped on the sofa, not forgetting to smile happily: "Look, does my little goblin like me so much? He likes me so hard, and he has paid so much for me, father and mother, Do you think I should treat him as the most beloved person?" The

Emperor & Empress: "..."

Little Phoenix and Little Yellow Chicken, the difference between the two is a bit much!

Good boy, eat something, wash and sleep.

Because only in a dream can this thing come true.

Little Yellow Chicken: "..."