All of us except Cat and Robbie were sat eating lunch outside when Cat rushed over placing a box on the center of the table. We looked at it but went back to our food.

"Don't you guys wanna know what that is?" Cat asked.

"Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, 'cause if it is, what button do I push?" Jade asked.

"That's so hurtful," Cat said.

"You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone," Tori said.

"You think that's mean by Jade's standards?" I asked.

"She actually likes Cat imagine what she'd say to you," Isaac said. I laughed. Jade slapped us both in the back of the head.

"See, Tori's interested in my device," Cat said.

"I'm really not," Tori said. Cat pouted.

"Aw, c'mon little Red, tell us about your doo-Hickey," Andre said slinging his arm over Cat's shoulders.

"Okay, it's called: The snowbee. Watch." Cat pressed a button on the box and fake snow ejected from the top. Isaac started punching the box to turn it off. Jade stood up and turned the machine off using the button. "It makes pretend snow."

"I see that," Andre said.

"It's all over my tostada," Beck said.

"And my pizza," Tori said.

"My burrito," Isaac whined like a 5-year-old. Jade and I looked at each other before turning to Isaac.

"How are we even related?" I asked.

"We're not you're adopted," Isaac said. I smacked him in the head and we started fighting.

"Cut it out," Jade said.

"Well, do not eat it," Cat said.

"Why?" Jade, Isaac and I asked trying to get the snow out of our hair.

"'Cause, it says The fake snow is toxic and can cause Abdominal bleeding," Cat said. We all dropped our food and shoved the containers into the middle of the table.

"So what made you buy a machine that poisons people's lunches?" Tori asked.

"This catalog," Cat said holding up a catalog as Andre started helping me take the fake snow out of my hair. I smiled at him.

"Sky store?" Beck asked.

"Yeah. I went to visit my uncle and uncle this weekend In San Francisco, and they had these on the plane. It's like filled with all kinds of cool stuff you can buy. Oh, like this: A tree face. You put it on your tree to give it a face." Cat said.

"What if you don't have a tree?" Tori asked.

"It also works on bushes," Cat said.

"I bet Jack would find that cool," Isaac said to us.

"I'm sure Jack would appreciate you stopping calling him adopted," Jade said.

"Seriously he's cried 4 times this week over it," I said.

"We had to show him his birth certificate last night," Beck said.

"Unbelievable! You guys have no idea How upset I am about... It snowed? In Los Angeles?" Robbie yelled walking over.

"I told you Global warming was bogus," Rex said.

"Stop watching fox news," Robbie said.

"No, it's fair and balanced," Rex said.

"Dude..." Tori said.

"It's not real snow." Beck continued.

"But you can eat it." Jade held up a spoonful of fake snow.

"I don't wanna eat anything," Robbie said sitting down.

"What are you all upset about?" Andre asked.

"This time?" Beck added.

"Is it those 8th graders again?" I asked.

"The seniors, The ones who run the slap..." Robbie started.

"Dotcom?" Cat asked.

"No, dot gov. Yes, dotcom. They wanna cancel my blog," Robbie complained.

"Why? Oh wait, I don't care," Jade said. I smiled stealing Beck's coffee. Beck looked at me.

"I'll get you another one before class," I said. Jade took the coffee and gave it back to Beck.

"Why do they want to cancel your blog?" Tori asked.

'Cause, it's boring," Rex said.

"It is not bor... Do you guys think that my blog on the slap is boring?" Robbie asked.

"Coffee time," Isaac yelled pulling me and dragging me to Festus' truck he ordered our coffees and got Beck's and Jade's coffee. I had mine and Beck's and he had Jade's and his' coffee as we walked across the asphalt cafe to give them their coffees.

"You need to tell him," Jade said to me.

"Tell who?" Isaac asked.

"I'm not even sure if he likes me back," I said.

"Trust me he does Morg. He doesn't look at girls the way he looks at you," Beck said.

I was sat in the black box with everyone other than Robbie and Rex.

Robarazzi, your home For up-to-the-minute Tasty gossip about the students At hollywood arts... Starring Robbie Shapiro. Coming up on Robarazzi, Tori Vega's pimple: Shrinking or growing?

"Don't touch it," Tori said smacking Beck and Isaac's hands away as they went to touch it.

Also, does Andre Harris Have a ketchup problem? Does Sinjin van Cleef Steal famous teeth? Probably. Is it splitsville For Beck and Jade? Does Isaac have anger issues? And what's the real reason Morgan arrived at Hollywood arts later than her siblings? All this, and tons more on... Starring Robbie Shapiro.

Isaac walked out.

"He's a dead man," Tori said pausing her laptop.

"Beck and I aren't splitting up," Jade spat out.

"Well..." Beck said.

"Dude..." Jade warned.

"Kidding," Beck said.

"I use an appropriate amount of ketchup," Dre said.

"Where did Isaac go?" Tori asked.

"Isaac dances when he needs to clear his head," Beck explained. "Morg, you good?" I nodded

"Let's go fix this right now," Tori said. We all walked out to the room Robbie was filming in.

"Hey!" Tori yelled.

"I don't use any more ketchup than the next guy," Dre exclaimed.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on you guys, We're in the middle of taping my show," Robbie said.

"Beck and I Are not "splitsville." Jade yelled.

"Well..." Beck tried.

"Is there something you wanna talk about?"Jade asked.

"Kidding," Beck said.

"Are you guys getting this 'Cause this is really Great stuff," Robbie said to Sinjin.

"Robbie. You're not gonna have any friends left if you keep exploiting us for your dumb blog," Tori said.

"Okay, we have Tori freaking out," Robbie said.

"Is he serious? Really? This is ridiculous," Tori said. We all started yelling.

"Stop! This is your last chance. Are you gonna stop this Robarazzi thing or not?" Tori asked.

Cat, Tori, Beck, Jade, Isaac, Andre and myself were sat eating lunch.

"I am so mad at Robbie. I feel like everyone's staring at my pimple," Tori complained

"Everyone is," Jade said.

"How do you think I feel? Five people today have asked me about my ketchup addiction. One kid called me "Mister ketchup," Andre said.

"It's all Tori's fault," Isaac and Jade said.

"Really?" Jade asked.

"They were about to kick Robbie off the slap. You were the one who told him to start reporting on our personal lives. Then you gave him ideas by letting him shoot video of you playing with your pimple," Jade said.

"Gimme the salt," Isaac said. Andre passed it to him.

"Hey Andre, we thought You might need this. Save some for dinner," A boy said handing Andre a huge bottle of ketchup.

"I do not have a ketchup problem," Andre yelled after the boys.

"Andre, Andre, right here," A group of nineth graders yelled taking pictures of Andre.

"Get out of here," We yelled.

"Who were they?" Andre asked.

"Robarazzis," Beck said.

"Robbie's little Ninth-Grade photographers," Jade said.

"Aw, man! Now, Robbie's got pics of me With this Industrial-size ketchup. We gotta do something," Andre said.

"Clearly," Jade said pulling the icepack off my eye.

"Who the hell gave you that?" Isaac yelled. Jade text Isaac what happened.

"I think we just have to show Robbie that we're not gonna be his friends until he stops embarrassing everybody," Tori said. I took the ice pack and put it back on my eye. Cat giggled.

"That's from sky store?" Isaac asked smiling at the redhead. She nodded.

"What is it?" Andre asked.

"It's the world's most Powerful portable juicer, for juicing on the go," Cat said.

"You're so screwed up," Jade said.

"Don't listen her little Red," Isaac said wrapping his arm around Cat protectively.

"No, it's really cool. Look it..." Cat said grabbing Beck's pizza. "See?" Cat asked handing Beck the glass of pizza juice.

"You juiced my pizza," Beck said.

"Why chew what you can drink?" Cat asked.

"What's up, m'peeps? How's everyone doin' This fine day?" Robbie asked sitting down between Andre and Jade. "Do you really need that much ketchup? And Morgan how have you not been suspended yet?" I dropped the icepack and grabbed Robbie by the collar of his shirt. Andre threw his bag and Jade threw his food.

"Shut the fuck up before I make sure you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair," I threatened pinning him against the pillar.

"Let him go Morg," Beck said.

"Morgan put him down," Lane said.

"Why should I? He's been acting like an ass and I'm fucking sick of it," I said.

"M, come on he's not worth getting in trouble for. Come on we'll go catch a movie or something," Dre said. "We can do whatever," I let go of Robbie and grabbed my bag. Dre grabbed my hand and we walked to my house. We were curled up on the couch watching a movie.

"Can I tell you something?" I asked.

"Sure M," Dre said.

"I like you Dre in more than a friend way," I said.

"I like you too M and I was going to ask you out but I'm definitely scared of your siblings," Dre said. "M will you be my girlfriend?" Dre asked.

"Yes," I said leaning in to kiss him. We pulled apart as the door opened and in walked Jade, Beck and Jack.

"You two kissed. I saw you," Jack said.

"Finally you told her man," Beck said to Dre.

"Actually I told him," I said.

"Sounds about right," Jade said before turning to Beck. "Wait so you knew Morgan liked Andre and knew Andre liked Morgan?"

"I did," Beck said with a stupid smile on his face.