《Enchanted (Prince Edward x reader)》Chapter 1: The Not-So-Wedding Day
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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia, there lived an evil queen. Selfish and cruel, she lived in fear that one day her stepson would marry, and she would lose her throne forever. And so, she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love's kiss.
Birds: Giselle, (Y/N), how about this for the statue?
Giselle: Oh, this will be perfect.
(Y/N): Thank you.
Birds: You're welcome.
Pip: Come on! OK, you mookses, move it! We have got a face to put together here while it's still ingrained in her subcranial.
Giselle: Oh, Pip, it was such a lovely dream. We were holding hands and dancing, and... Oh!
Bunny: And these for the eyes.
Giselle: Blue? Oh, how did you know?
(Y/N): And they sparkle just like you said they did!
Giselle: Mm! OK. There we go. Yes! That's it!
Pip: OK. Yeah, yeah. Floor's yours, honey.
Giselle: Presenting my one true love. My prince. My dream come true.
Animals & (Y/N): Ooh~
Giselle: (Gasps) Oh, my goodness!
Pip: Whoa, whoa. What? What's the problem?
Giselle: Hmm. I didn't give him any lips.
Pip: Ooh!
Deer: Does he have to have lips?
Giselle: Of course. When you meet the someone who is meant for you
Before two can become one There's something you must do
Bunny: Do you pull each other's tails?
Bird: Do you feed each other seeds?
Giselle: No. There is something sweeter
(Y/N): Everybody needs~ I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
Giselle: And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings Ever-afterings so happy
(Y/N): And that's the reason we need lips so much
For lips are the only things that touch
Giselle: So to spend A life of endless bliss
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Just find who you love
Through true love's kiss
Giselle: If we're going to find a perfect pair of lips, we're going to need a lot more help.
Giselle & (Y/N): Ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ~
Animals: She's been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this
That's what brings ever-afterings So happy (So happy)
That's the reason we need lips so much
For lips are the only things that touch
Humph!
Giselle: So to spend a life Of endless bliss
(Y/N): Just find who you love
Giselle & (Y/N): Through true love's kiss
Edward: Look out below!
Whoa!
Edward: (Laughs).
Nathaniel: Amazing, sire. Your tenth troll this month. Oh, I love hunting trolls. Big trolls, little trolls. Trolls, trolls, trolls... Sorry.
'He put his hand in the troll's nose
Troll: Oh, that's OK.
Edward: Ah, trolls are fine to pass the time, Nathaniel, but... but my heart longs to be joined in song.
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss -
Giselle & (Y/N): And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
Edward: Do you hear that, Nathaniel?
Nathaniel: Me? No. No, I hear nothing. Nothing. Oh!
Edward: I must find the maiden that belongs to that sweet voice.
Nathaniel: Oh, no! Come back, sire. No, you're hallucinating!
Edward: Ride, Destiny!
Edward rides off to follow Giselle's & (Y/N's) singing voices.
Nathaniel: Oh! Oh, pooh. Oh, no. No. This isn't good. All these years of troll chasing, trying to keep him from ever meeting a girl. Oh, the queen. No, she's not going to like this.
(Y/N): True love's kiss
Nathaniel flashes an evil smile as he gets a fiendish idea.
Troll: True love's kiss
Giselle: True love's kiss
Edward: Oh, you shall not prevail, foul troll. That maiden is mine!
Pip: Honey, do you think your dream boy exists?
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Giselle: Oh, Pip. I know he's out there somewhere.
Animals: Eye! Eye! Eye-Eye.
(Y/N): I... I what?
Troll: I eat you now.
Pip: Everybody, scatter!
Troll: Gotcha. Huh? Hey! That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you.
You and Giselle climb the tree trying to get away from the troll
Pip: Oh, no you don't, you big lug.
(Y/N): Oh? Oh! Ah!
Pip: Wow, I got to lay off the nuts.
Troll: Girls are yummy.
Edward: Fear not, fair maidens. I am here.
Giselle: Whoa
(Y/N): Gotcha! Whoa!
You start to slip off the tree
Giselle: (Screams).
(Y/N): Uh-oh. Whoo!
Giselle: Oh! Pip! (Y/N)!
Pip: Just hang on, honey. I'm going to...
Giselle & (Y/N): (Screams) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Giselle lands near Edward as you land behind Giselle facing backward
Giselle: Oh, my gosh. It's you.
Edward: Yes, it's me. And you are?
Giselle: Giselle.
Edward: Oh! Giselle! We shall be married in the morning.
Happy for them you clap enthusiastically.
Edward: You're the fairest maid I've ever met You were made...
Giselle: To finish your duet
Edward & Giselle: And in years to come we'll reminisce
How we came to love
And grew and grew love
Since first we knew love Through true love's kiss
Narissa watches Edward, Giselle, and (Y/N) ride off into the sunset through her crystal ball.
Narissa: Oh, so this is the little forest rat who thinks she can steal my throne. Never!
The next day came, the day of the wedding. The carriage pulls up near the castle.
Giselle: Oh! Excuse me. I am so sorry. Oh! Am I late?
Random name: No, miss.
(Y/N): I do hope we're not late.
Giselle: Just in time.
(Y/N): Oh, thank goodness.
Pip: Hey, honey, wait up! We ain't done with you yet.
Animals: No! Ah! Oy!
Giselle: Oh! Thank you.
Birds: You're welcome, Giselle.
(Y/N): You're getting married!
Random name closes the doors on the animals
Pip: Oh, and what do we look like, garbage? Close the door on me!
Random name: If you'll allow me-
Giselle: To think that in a few moments that Edward and I...
(Y/N): Yes, yes!
Giselle: That he and me... That we... Oh, my.
Old Lady (Narissa): Oh, what a lovely bride and bridesmaid!
Giselle: That's very kind of you, but we really...
Old Lady (Narissa): No, no! Granny has a wedding gift for you.
Giselle: Thank you. But we really should be going. You see, I'm going...
Old Lady (Narissa): 'Tis a wishing well, dear.
She says as she leads you both to the well
Giselle: But all my wishes are about to come true.
You nod and smile in agreement
Pip: If I ever see that fat mook's face again-
Giselle: We have to... we really do have to go.
Old Lady (Narissa): But a wish on your wedding day. That's the most magical of all. Just close your eyes, my darlings, and make your wish. That's right. That's right. Lean in close. - Are you wishing for something?
Giselle: Yes, I am. And they both lived happily ever aft...
Narissa pushes them both into the well as their screams go silent
Pip: Help! Edward! Prince Edward, we need help!
Narissa: Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!
Nathaniel walks up to the queen
Nathaniel: Where, my most adored queen, where did you send them?
Narissa: To a place where there is no "happily ever afters."
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