Chapter 54 The Wife Disguised as a Woman

With the shelter of the rickshaw, and the fact that they were heading in the opposite direction to the downtown area, the number of pedestrians was decreasing as they walked, so Lin Xiaodong felt his whole body.

boobs are fake;

hair is fake;

Adam's apple, true, but not obvious;

ass, is true;

Cow... it's true too.

When he touched the last item, Lin Xiaodong let out a long, relieved sigh.

"Fortunately, fortunately," he said tearfully, "Old man, fortunately you haven't left me yet!"

system:"............"

You are afraid of something serious.

"So," Lin Xiaodong was silent for a long time after reading the world's information, and asked, "I am a women's clothing boss in this world?"

"Not only that," the system said, "you are also a succubus + women's clothing boss."

Lin Xiaodong: "...Anyway, I'm not a human again." He was used to it.

The background of this world is in modern times. Although the clothes of pedestrians on the street are a bit like the Republic of China, since unscientific creatures like succubus have appeared, he thought, it should be an empty world.

His identity here is that of a young succubus. Because he was hunted down and injured, he escaped overnight to the house of a large local family surnamed Gu. Master Gu was kind-hearted, and even knowing his identity, he took him in, and even let the succubus man disguise himself as a woman, in order to get through the government's search.

This stay is a full three years.

After a long time, it is impossible for him not to go out and move around.

The succubus knows some medical skills, so under the banner of Master Gu, he goes to the town every seven days to help the villagers see a doctor for free. Due to the previous experience of wandering outside, whether it was a headache or a child who was crying at night, he handled it very well, and it could be regarded as a cure.

However, the succubus is born with a love for beauty, and never hesitates to hide in front of others when practicing medicine.

In particular, his body and appearance are already seductive, and if he puts on a little makeup, it is even more androgynous, and his style is full of charm... It didn't take long for rumors in the town to spread naturally.

There are wives from big families who are jealous of the beauty of the succubus, secretly rumored that he is a child taken by Master Gu outside, and the appearance of a fox is not a serious family; Passed away, it is estimated that it was an old tree blooming, and he married another person as a continuation string.

All in all, these people are all right and eloquent. They basically acquiesce that the succubus has become a member of the Gu family. home.

Because of his advanced age, Mr. Gu did not know these rumors from the outside world, and although the succubus repeatedly explained to people that Mr. Gu was just kindly taking in his benefactor, and the two had no relationship as husband and wife, there was basically no relationship between them, both inside and outside the house. people believe his words.

They were just flattering and respectful towards Master Gu because of his face and the beauty of the succubus.

The good times didn't last long. Not long after, Master Gu died suddenly on a rainy night.

His son, Gu Xingzhai, came back from out of town to organize the funeral, during which he discovered the true identity of the succubus. It turned out that Master Shen's son, who had been studying abroad for many years, became the heir to a generation of Celestial Masters by virtue of his outstanding talent.

For some reason, Lin Xiaodong was really stunned when he saw the words "Gu Xingzhai".

It's not Gu Xi...?

He was in a trance for a second and continued to look down. After finding out that his father had actually taken in a succubus at home, Gu Xingzhai did not report to the officials immediately, but chose to wait for the moment. Because he knows that succubus belongs to yin and makes a living by absorbing the desires/intentions and yang energy of young men, sooner or later, he will not be able to bear it.

Sure enough, in the middle of the night, the succubus pushed open his door and came to Gu Xingzhai's bedside with the intention of attacking, but he was caught on the spot.

The next day, Master Gu ignored the succubus' pleas and excuses, and took him directly to the town and handed him over to the government for custody.

But those who were usually jealous of succubus and those who were afraid of ghosts immediately smashed him to death with stones across the cage after Gu Xingzhai left. The officials did not stop him, and even cut open his chest with a dagger after the death of the succubus, and offered his heart to an official who came to inspect the place - because according to legend, people only need to eat the succubus. The heart can live forever.

Lin Xiaodong looked at the information and felt a little strange: "No, if you say that, this succubus should not meet your standards of kindness, right? Although the end is indeed a bit miserable, but after all, he wanted to do it to Gu Xingzhai first. ."

"This is the benefit of upgrading the database before," said the system's voice with a hint of pride, "You just read the introduction from Gu Xingzhai's perspective, and you can see that the information on the succubus is still to come."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaodong turned back again.

It turned out that that night, the succubus sneaked into the bedroom of the young master of the Gu family, just because he wanted to secretly take a look at him in the dead of night to relieve the distress of lovesickness.

Back then, he fell in love with this young Celestial Master at first sight at Master Gu's funeral, but because the other party was too wary of him, he never found a chance to confess, and because of his kind nature, he was always reluctant to hurt others, and he didn't learn it for a long time. Yang Qi, I was really hungry.

Unexpectedly, it was such an uncontrollable move that he was misunderstood by his crush, and he died because of it.

"...Is the information of your headquarters selected from the Les Miserables Encyclopedia?"

Lin Xiaodong couldn't help but ask.

In particular, the method of stoning to death by a townsman who had been treated was simply a blunt knife to cut flesh, killing people and killing their hearts.

Lin Xiaodong couldn't bear to think about it. After the succubus was locked in a cage by his sweetheart, he had nowhere to escape in the face of endless abuse and beatings by the townspeople. At that time, his heart was filled with fear and despair.

"But then again, if you want to get a good person card from this young master of the Gu family, it's probably a bit difficult," he pondered, "Can I change my personal strategy?"

System: "Gu Xingzhai is the key character in the plot and cannot be skipped."

Lin Xiaodong sighed.

Forget it, he thought lightly, anyway, this Gu Xingzhai can't be more difficult than Gu Xi in the previous world.

Just as they were on their way back, a sparse light rain fell in the sky, the branches and leaves on the roadside made rustling sounds under the beating of the raindrops, and the wheels ran over the wet bluestone road, splashing silent water.

Lin Xiaodong stared at the rapidly receding scene on both sides, and when he saw the long coats and cloth shoes on the pedestrians, he finally had a sense of returning to the past. But after a while he lost interest, leaning back in his chair and falling asleep.

"Miss, we're here."

The driver's voice came from ahead.

Hearing this, the "woman" in the dark red moiré satin cheongsam hummed, opened her arms lazily, stretched her waist like a soft cat just woken up, revealing her snow-white arms and exquisite figure.

The young coachman only glanced at it, and then looked away.

He lowered his head a little embarrassedly, but his eyes couldn't help but secretly glance.

Such a woman, he thought greedily, a pair of lewd/evil tricks seemed to stick to Lin Xiaodong's chest, not to mention in a small town like them, even in a big city, it is estimated to be the best!

Seemingly amused, the woman put down her hands, folded her hands, and placed them gracefully on her knees, her red lips raised slightly, and she tilted her head and smiled at him.

This smile instantly made the driver's three souls and seven souls fly for the most part.

Seeing that Lin Xiaodong was about to get out of the car, he hurriedly ran over and rubbed his hands on his clothes diligently before handing them over: "Madam, I'll help you!"

He maintained a bowed posture, raised his head and stared at the white and smooth catkin, imagining the feeling of holding it in his hand, only to feel a heat flow from the limbs to the lower half/body.

The driver swallowed his saliva uncontrollably, and the hand that originally wanted to pick up the person began to be dishonest.

Lin Xiaodong glanced at him, but did not escape.

--He directly pressed the unextinguished cigarette butt on the back of the man's hand and crushed it hard.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

The driver let out a scream on the spot, and fell to the ground with his face twisted, clutching his scalded hands.

"To deal with this kind of inferior / rude disciple, you should let him have a long memory." Lin Xiaodong said to the system, "This is the practice that is really beneficial to society. Your headquarters should have no opinion?"

The system opened its eyes and said, "I represent the headquarters, I have no opinion."

Lin Xiaodong smiled: "That's good."

He stepped on high-heeled shoes and didn't even look at it, he bypassed the coachman on the ground directly, walked to the butler who was waiting in front of the mansion with an umbrella not far away, and said lightly, "Next time you look for a coachman, remember to find someone who knows. Where should the eyes be placed?"

The housekeeper seemed to be a little stunned by Lin Xiaodong's rare toughness today, but when he heard these words, he nodded and bowed: "It must be!"

After straightening up, he gave the coachman a stern look: "Bah! The toad wants to eat swan meat, but he doesn't even look at what he is!" After speaking, he was about to call the domestic servant to break the coachman's legs and throw them on the street. Let him die on his own.

Lin Xiaodong frowned slightly and interrupted him: "I have taught him a lesson, there is no need to break his leg. He is a driver, do you want him to starve to death if his leg is broken?"

The housekeeper was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly flattered: "Miss is kind!"

But Lin Xiaodong just glanced at him without any fluctuations, raised his cheongsam, and walked into the house with his long legs.

The butler's scalp tightened when he saw him, and when he came back to his senses, he hurriedly trotted with his umbrella in hand.

"Miss, wait a minute!"

But because it was the first time to wear high-heeled shoes, Lin Xiaodong's walking was really a little twisted.

But in the eyes of outsiders, his every move is full of style, and when he walks, he is even more swaying, making people unable to look away.

"Master is waiting for you in the bedroom." The housekeeper whispered.

Lin Xiaodong made a "uh" sound. His current voice is more neutral, mature and hoarse, and it sounds very charming. Coupled with the talent of succubus, just one word can smash half of a person's bones.

After Lin Xiaodong left, the housekeeper stood there holding an umbrella, staring at his retreating back.

After a long while, he withdrew his gaze and turned to leave.

It was raining, and the lotus leaves in the courtyard were swaying in the wind. Lin Xiaodong was walking in the gloomy and damp corridor, and the old wooden floor under his feet made a creaking sound.

He stopped in front of a half-open bedroom.

Returning the favor, after the succubus recovered from the injury in the Gu family, he stayed in the mansion to take care of Mr. Gu, who was in poor health. However, when Mr. Gu was young, the root cause of the disease was caused by wandering outside. In addition, the old wounds accumulated for many years recurred. Rao is the succubus's excellent medical skills and unable to recover. He can only prescribe some palliative prescriptions, and try to delay it for one more day. one day.

Lin Xiaodong walked into the room. The room was very large and spacious, with only a large carved four-poster bed, the light-colored curtain was tied up with ropes, and under the thick quilt lay a gray-haired old man, who was constantly on the move. coughing.

He walked over quickly and poured the old man a glass of water.

"It's raining, why are the windows still open?"

"No, no, that's it, it's fine." Master Gu coughed. His health has been getting worse recently, and it's rare for him to wake up.

The old man raised his head tremblingly and took a sip of water from Lin Xiaodong's hand.

This act of getting up alone took all his strength, and after a long delay, he raised his hand laboriously and pointed to the door.

Lin Xiaodong understood, put down the porcelain cup, walked over and closed the door.

"Don't worry, there's no one in the corridor." He went back to Master Gu's bed and sat down, and said softly to the old man, "Is there anything you want to tell me? I'm listening."

Master Shen smiled wryly and shook his head.

"I'm worried about you," he said hoarsely, holding Lin Xiaodong's hand tightly, "My wife, like you, is a succubus. I was too young to protect her... Now I have the ability, but I don't have the time..."

"Your wife is actually a succubus?" Lin Xiaodong was really surprised, but he quickly remembered a very important thing, "Then, does your son know about this?"

Master Gu slowly shook his head.

"I didn't tell him," he murmured, "but the boy thinks about his mother a lot, and stays in his mother's room as a child, all day long... I guess he must have found something. ."

Lin Xiaodong sighed silently in his heart.

He did find it, he thought, but Gu Xingzhai probably thought that the succubus had killed his mother, so he would travel far with inspiration, and finally became a celestial master who "eliminates demons and defends the way".

"Don't worry too much, I'm fine," the young man showed a shallow smile and patted the old withered hands soothingly, "But you are so old, how can you do it without your son by your side? It's better to call him back sooner, even if it's just to accompany you more by your side."

The key is that the succubus must be explained by Master Gu himself before Gu Xingzhai believes it.

"I've already written and written to him," Master Gu was panting, his chest was like a bellows with a hole in it, and every word he said made a dull, overwhelmed echo, "Count the days, it should be It's almost too...cough, cough, cough!"

There was another violent cough, Lin Xiaodong hurriedly told him to stop talking and just lie down.

Otherwise, he was really afraid that the old man would pass by accidentally.

"Xiaodong," the old man said to him, closing his eyes wearily and leaning on the pillow, "I'm too old to get out of bed, but I've lived a long time, and I've seen a few things. Baoen has been taking care of me with all his heart, and I can probably guess the thoughts of the guys in the house. I know that you have a strong temperament and cannot tolerate any slander, but after I die, if you still want to stay here, be good In life, sometimes... ahem, you have to learn to pretend to be confused."

Lin Xiaodong frowned slightly.

Is what Master Gu said in order to get him asylum by not denying the rumors that he is the wife of the Gu family?

"Master," but in the end, he neither refused nor agreed, he just said slowly, "I see, you should rest well first."

sunset.

Lin Xiaodong, who had taken care of Master Gu for several hours, took a good person card and left the somber master bedroom.

"I really didn't expect the world's first good person card to come so easily," he sighed to the system, obviously he just poured a glass of water for the old man and talked with him for a while, "Old Master Gu is such a good person, it's a pity gave birth to a son who was not home."

He crossed the courtyard and stepped back into his bedroom in the afterglow of the setting sun.

The layout of this bedroom is much the same as that of Master Shen's room just now. There is also a carved four-poster bed, but the curtain has been changed to a dark red thin velvet material, and an old-fashioned pear wood dresser is added.

Lin Xiaodong closed the door and pulled the curtains until they fit tightly. Then he let out a long sigh, kicked off the pair of tortured high-heeled shoes on his feet, and sat down in front of the dressing mirror.

worn out!

But when he inadvertently turned his head and looked at the beauty in the mirror with wavy hair, red lips and dark eyebrows, Lin Xiaodong was dumbfounded.

Who is this! ?

Looking down again, there were bottles and jars on the table, Lin Xiaodong could only barely recognize a few of them: vanishing cream, rouge and perfume.

The aroma of various flavors mixed together, making him a little dizzy-how to fix this? Where should this go?

It completely touched his blind spot of knowledge!

Lin Xiaodong sat there for a while, got up and asked the servant to bring a basin of water, and hid in the room to secretly remove all the makeup on his face.

He found that the succubus looked similar to his original appearance after removing his makeup, but his eyebrows and eyes were deeper and more charming, like a small hook, which could hook people's souls away at a glance.

"Tong," he said solemnly, "you say, can I learn to make up in one night?"

System: "Nothingisimpossible. I believe, you can."

Lin Xiaodong frowned: "But I don't think I can."

Together with the system, he rigorously studied and studied makeup videos for an hour, and also took a page full of notes.

Once you have the theoretical knowledge, it's time to practice.

white powder? Punch in the face!

red cream? Fuck your face!

Although he was not aware of it for a while and coughed for a long time because of the powder flying everywhere, Lin Xiaodong still firmly believed that he had mastered the essence of makeup.

That is, don't care if it can be evenly wiped, all on the face!

If one layer is not enough, make another layer! until smooth!

But when Lin Xiaodong stopped and looked at the young man whose face was pale in the mirror, but only his cheeks and lips were extremely bright red, he was silent.

To be honest, it's kind of like a hanged ghost who just finished eating a child.

"...It seems to be a little too exaggerated."

He coughed: "But it doesn't matter, failure is success, let's make persistent efforts!"

The young man looked into the mirror, frowned tightly, and pulled his eyelids in a posture like an enemy, carefully dipped a little bit of brow powder or something else, and began to draw tremblingly. Eyelids raised.

System: "Your hands are shaking like a Parkinson's patient."

Lin Xiaodong held his breath, his eyes widened desperately: "Don't be noisy! It's the key!"

But just because of this distraction, if he didn't check it for a while, he slipped and drew the boundary.