《BL | Full Crematorium After Heartthrob's Death [Quick Wear]》17
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Chapter 17 The Self-Deceiving Liar
After a week of business trips, Lin Xiaodong gained a lot of weight.
In fact, they didn't go very far, they were in the next city, but the person in charge who thought they would only receive managers saw that the group's chief executive also followed, oh, the blood pressure immediately shot up to 250, and it was almost irritating. bingo.
So, this week, Lin Xiaodong also enjoyed a seven-star treatment.
"You are the devil and the root of all evil." Lin Xiaodong complained bitterly when he returned home and stood on the scale.
Gu Xi leaned against the door with his arms folded, watching him smile without saying a word.
In fact, he also felt that Lin Xiaodong should be a little fatter.
...it feels good to hold.
In revenge, Lin Xiaodong decided to change his hair color.
From yellow to black to red to green, he dyed the rainbow of seven colors.
After more than half a year in this way, Lin Xiaodong has achieved the achievement of VIP users of philatelic barbershops in the city, and has become a beautiful landscape in the Gu Group building.
People send nickname: Walking Neon.
And the look in the housekeeper's eyes when looking at him has completely changed from a scourge to a scourge.
He even followed the trend and made a fluorescent blue look. As a result, Gu Xi couldn't sleep for several nights because his hair was too bright. He was pressed on the bed by a vindictive man and his waist was almost broken. I went to the barber shop to wash off the medicine.
After the hair coloring plan failed, within a few days, Lin Xiaodong had another idea.
He started to have dogs.
And it's not just an ordinary dog.
As soon as Gu Xi came back from overtime that day, he saw Lin Xiaodong holding an Erha with a wise face, and introduced him triumphantly: "This is my son, Lin Xiaodog. Come here, son, say hello to your dad!"
Er Ha made an obedient "wang", and immediately made Lin Xiaodong smile: "It's so good!"
The butler who followed him showed a sullen face, and was trying his best to send light waves for help at Gu Xi with his eyes.
Gu Xi: "..."
In any case, the dog finally stayed in the Gu family's mansion and was taken care of by the housekeeper.
Like its owner, this Erha is not a peaceful one.
In just one month, it bit two sofas, shattered four vases and two pieces of glass, and even managed to heal the butler's protruding lumbar disc.
"So, the old man just can't sit for a long time, he needs to exercise more," Lin Xiaodong didn't forget to ask Gu Xi for credit when he was lying on the bed at night, "Look, how good he is recently, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai at my son. At that time, it was called a middle-aged person."
Gu Xi laughed in a low voice, turned over and hugged a small-eyed liar into his arms.
"Uncle Zhong is getting old," he said, "don't bother him, I'll apologize for him."
"Who tossed him? Am I that kind of person..."
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The atmosphere gradually warmed up between the ears, and Gu Xi's hands gradually became dishonest.
At this moment, there was a sudden noise from the door, and the movements of the two froze at the same time.
After listening carefully, I realized that it was the dog Lin banging the door with his paws.
"Don't worry about it." Gu Xi came back to his senses, lowered his head and continued to bully others.
But Lin Xiaodong felt that it was too shameful for his son to be like this outside. He tried to resist, but it seemed to arouse Gu Xi's interest even more. Puppy Lin stayed outside, not seeing anyone to open the door for a long time, and he was so angry that he barked, his voice was sobbing and sobbing, but it echoed the voice in the bedroom.
Since that day, Lin Xiaodong has never mentioned raising a dog.
In order to give Lin Puppy a good home, Gu Xi also paid the housekeeper an extra 50% of his monthly salary.
- To cover the renovation costs caused by his "son".
"I suspect you did it on purpose," Lin Xiaodong questioned him afterward. "Did you find out that I was deliberately causing trouble for you? Otherwise, why aren't you angry at all?"
Gu Xi looked innocent: "Really? I just think it's just a dog, but it's not that I can't afford it, and you are more noisy than Puppies Lin. Didn't I still make you fat."
Lin Xiaodong was so shocked that he didn't care about arguing with him, and rushed to the bathroom to measure the weight.
...he gained another five pounds.
"Five catties!" He grieved. "It's terrible, Tong, you're right, the sugar-coated cannonballs of capitalism are really hard to guard against. I have to start losing weight!"
System: "Haha."
The system says it doesn't want to talk to you and throws a blank eye at you.
But the shocking figure on the scale and the fleshy little belly around his waist made Lin Xiaodong think hard, and decided to skip dinner from today, and brunch was also halved.
So, in the days that followed, scenes like this appeared:
Early in the morning, when Gu Xi was having breakfast at the Gu family mansion, Lin Xiaodong was grazing;
At noon, when Gu Xi had lunch in the staff canteen, Lin Xiaodong was still grazing;
In the evening, just when Gu Xi decided to eat salad with Lin Xiaodong...
He didn't even eat grass.
So three days passed.
Rumors have already begun to spread within the Gu Group: President Gu has a new love outside, a little fairy with fair skin and tall legs. Manager Xiao Lin began to lose weight in a heartbroken state, trying to save the president Jian Ru by eating grass. The heart of a rock...
When it was dinner time, Gu Xi finally couldn't bear it anymore, seeing Lin Xiaodong lying on the table with the dishes dying.
He directly threw the bowl of grass that even dogs didn't eat into the trash, ordered the housekeeper to let him cook a meat feast for Lin Xiaodong, and personally supervised Lin Xiaodong to let him eat all the rice in the bowl.
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The three-day weight loss plan also ended in failure.
"Stop struggling," the system said to him ruthlessly, "you can't find Gu Xi's Wuzhi Mountain."
"No." Lin Xiaodong still wanted to fight to the death, "I haven't got that good person card, I haven't completed the task, I can't admit defeat yet!"
System: "Don't admit defeat, just lead the dog."
Lin Xiaodong felt that the system was really broken.
Not only does it not feel sorry for itself now, but it actually responds back!
Two days later, the weather was sunny and the sky was clear. It was originally a good weather for outing, but it was a working day, so the humble workers could only stay in the office obediently, looking out the window at the bright sunshine Sigh and sigh.
At this moment, Lin Xiaodong suddenly received a message from Lin Xiamian.
The content is very short, only three words: "Look at the mail."
The black-haired young man who had been lying on his desk in boredom and flipping through documents a second ago straightened his back with a swish, and immediately regained his spirits.
Lin Xiaodong was very relieved to see that his dear younger brother became restless again.
He logged into his mailbox and opened it, and found that there was indeed a new email in it. It was a long compressed picture, which seemed to be a piece of chat history.
There were many people in the office, so Lin Xiaodong imported the picture to his mobile phone and started to look at it slowly.
After reading it, he put down the phone with a long sigh.
"Lin Xiamian, if he is thrown into a palace fight drama, he will definitely survive to the end," he said with admiration. "Maybe he can beat the emperor to death and succeed himself."
The general content of this chat record can be summed up in two words:
Flirt / flirt.
The active party is Gu Xi, and the passive party is naturally Lin Xiamian himself.
But Lin Xiamian's brilliant point is that although he doesn't know Gu Xi that well, he knows Lin Xiaodong and knows that his brother would never believe it if he did it too obviously, so he seized on what Lin Xiaodong said by himself. , Gu Xi just used him as a stand-in for a precise strike.
Inside and outside the words, this "Gu Xi" is very calm and reserved, just like the impression of a man showing others, not a word exceeds his duty, most of which are daily greetings. But if you look at these dozens of photos together, and assume that the person concerned also has a preconceived impression of "I am a stand-in", it is easy to find clues.
Between the lines, it is full of forbearance, longing, caution, and love that cannot be spoken because of some obstacle.
As for the "obstruction", needless to say, everyone who understands it.
Lin Xiaodong watched it again from the beginning to the end, tsk tsk sighed: "What the hell, if the boss really knew how to talk like this, I wouldn't have moved out of the Gu family's mansion."
System: "Since you know this is a fake chat record, are you going to expose him?"
"No, why did you expose it?" Lin Xiaodong said with great interest, "I'm also going to see what Lin Xiamian will do next."
He put himself in his shoes and thought about it. If he didn't know the plot of the original world line, after seeing this chat record, the subconscious reaction of normal people must be...
Call Lin Xiamian for verification.
ten minutes later.
Lin Xiamian, who was anxiously staring at the phone, saw the caller ID and answered in seconds, "Hey, brother, did you see the email?"
"Well," the young man's voice sounded hoarse on the other end of the phone, "Xia Mian, is this chat record real?"
"How could I lie to you?" Lin Xiamian's heart was tight, but his tone was extremely earnest and sincere, "If you don't believe me, brother, you can go to that place according to the location he sent him in the last chat log. Hee, he must be waiting for me there!"
At the end of the long picture, it was about half an hour ago this afternoon when "Gu Xi" sent a message to locate it. Of course Lin Xiaodong saw it too. I don't know if it was Lin Xiamian's intention. That place happened to be the hotel where he and the bald head looked for Qi Huaishui to collect their debts.
"...Okay, I'll go take a look."
Lin Xiamian hesitated for a few seconds, still a little worried.
He was sure that his lies would not be exposed, but he did not rule out that Lin Xiaodong would rush over to confront Gu Xi directly. He politely said: "Brother, are you all right? Don't get too angry first, maybe Mr. Gu doesn't treat me either... Anyway, it's not what you think, so don't quarrel with him for me."
"I know, I wouldn't be so stupid."
Lin Xiaodong knew the little Jiujiu in this kid's heart. He smiled and gestured to other colleagues in the work area, "Get off work this morning", and immediately got a burst of cheers. In the sound of Lin Xiamian's doubtful inquiries, he perfunctoryly said "colleagues are getting married", walked into the elevator, and hung up the phone.
"There is no room for suspicion in a relationship," he said. "Lin Xiamian's trick is so good. It planted the seeds of suspicion in one party's heart, and made the other party think he was doing it for his own good and kept a secret. Even if it was really discovered. , he can also bite himself to death and be deceived and then retreat... tsk tsk, I would like to call it the strongest green tea."
System: "Green tea is useless, and he didn't lie to you."
"Of course it's because I'm smart and witty," Lin Xiaodong said narcissistically, "and there is an equally smart and witty system to help, right?"
system:"............"
System: "Yes."
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The author has something to say:
Lin Xiaodong: No one can resist my rainbow fart, not even the system.
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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Xinghe filled with dreams;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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