《BL | Full Crematorium After Heartthrob's Death [Quick Wear]》「The Self-Deceiving Liar」1
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Before Lin Xiaodong crossed over, the system told him that he must be a good person for seven generations before he could be reincarnated.
But he seems to have gone too far by accident.
Even if he has been betrayed, misunderstood, trampled on, and wounded all over again, he still shows a gentle smile without haze to those who have hurt him, forgives them unconditionally, and spreads the glory of the Holy Father all over the earth.
But suddenly one day, he stopped smiling at them.
And then, he died.
-Everyone is crazy.
[Bai Yueguang's stand-in brother is mainly attacked by President X Jin] √
On the day of the funeral, people from all over the city spontaneously came to see him off.
[Silly White Sweet Mermaid is attacked by X Amnesia (temporary) Marshal] √
He saved a civilization. But when the bell of peace rang, the mermaid's singing became a swan song.
[Women's tycoon succubus was attacked by X demon slayer (pseudo) stepson] √
Jealousy, forbearance, moths to flames, and sleepless nights.
[The painter of the side of the little sun is mainly attacked by the X disabled gangsters] √
*Prepare father and son to become husband and wife, you are the sunflower blooming in my life;
[White-haired, black-skinned, fallen son is attacked by X abyss evil god] √
* It is an angel of vengeance with blood on its hands, and a docile lamb in the arms of the gods;
[Sacrifice rebirth disciple is attacked by X Ruthless Dao Immortal Master] √
*In the past years, the flowers and the moon have been together, but now things are different;
[The U.S. human rights minister is attacked by X's deep scheming new emperor] √
- "Your Majesty, after a hundred years, take a look for the minister, this Haiyan River is clear, and the world is peaceful."
●Little wild cat (wild horse?) Black lotus is always misunderstood by his wife and attacked by his wife and boss
●Gongshou's feelings are very real, go both ways, not slag Gongshou literature
●Sand sculptures are sour and cool. Personally, I don't think they are cruel (if you don't believe me, read a few chapters). The ending is 1v1HE, so you can eat it with confidence.
Content tags: strong, system, fast wear, revenge abuse scum, main subject
One sentence introduction: I won't play with you anymore
Purpose: good will be rewarded
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Chapter 1 The Self-Deceiving Liar
Lin Xiaodong used to listen to people's ridicule, saying that he killed pigs in his previous life and taught in this life, but he always laughed it off as a joke.
But he never imagined that one day, a thing claiming to be a system approached him, saying that he had committed a sin in his last life, and that he must be a good person for seven generations in this life before he can be reincarnated.
System: "Hello, I'm not a 'thing', I'm System Zero Qi."
Lin Xiaodong was expressionless: "I don't care."
Ten minutes ago, he was still lying on his bed blowing the air conditioner and eating cold drinks. Ten minutes later, he became a yellow-haired gangster wearing big pants and squatting by the curb. He flipped through the plot of this world, thinking that with his current outfit that does not add up to more than 100 yuan, he can still be favored by a big man with a net worth of hundreds of billions and become Bai Yueguang's stand-in?
What the hell.
"That Bai Yueguang is your younger brother," the system paused and added, "Dear."
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"My name is Lin Xiaodong, and his name is Lin Xiamian," Lin Xiaodong couldn't help but complain, "Although I really like my name, it's simple and easy to remember, but isn't the comparison a little obvious? I'm biological, right?"
"No, you just happened to be born from a mother's womb."
Lin Xiaodong: "..."
I didn't expect that this system would actually tell bad jokes.
With a sigh, he straightened up on his knees, thinking that it's okay, as soon as it comes, it's okay.
Isn't it just being a holy father, it's not easy.
The task given to him by the system is to collect good person cards of characters related to the plot in each small world, the number of which should not be less than five. In addition, he must play the role according to the character design, and the existence of the system must not be discovered by the residents of the original world.
Lin Xiaodong tugged at his sharp yellowish-green hair, watching the people on the street shy away from him, thinking to himself that this little bastard has been pulled like this, how can he be regarded as a good person?
The neighbor's children are probably scared to cry when they see it.
According to the route provided by the system, he staggered and slipped home from the street, ready to see what his cheap brother looked like.
The place where the brothers lived was very simple. It was an old corridor with a stuffy and humid environment. Lin Xiaodong had already climbed the sixth floor, and he could still hear the energetic sounds of the two aunties downstairs fighting.
"elder brother!"
Hearing the footsteps, seventeen-year-old Lin Xiamian stood at the door, smiling brightly at him.
The teenager was wearing a white T-shirt and school uniform with the school badge of No. 1 Middle School, his skin was fair, and his eyebrows were curved.
A pure and sunny student appearance.
When Lin Xiaodong saw him, his first reaction was: a golden phoenix flew out of the chicken coop.
No wonder this look is regarded as Bai Yueguang by the boss.
He closed the door and asked casually, "Is there no class in the cram school?"
Lin Xiamian shook his head: "The teacher asked for leave today, so I left it early."
He diligently took the bag from Lin Xiaodong's hand, and helped him turn down the air conditioner in the living room a few degrees, but was quickly stopped by Lin Xiaodong: "Why turn it down so low, it's a waste of electricity."
So Lin Xiamian turned off the air conditioner and fanned him with a palm fan.
Lin Xiaodong took the towel handed over by his cheap brother very calmly. After thinking about it, he asked, "How has your study been recently?"
"It's okay, I passed the seventh test in the school math competition team training."
"Seventh? Not bad, let's make persistent efforts." Lin Xiaodong searched the memory packaged for him by the system, and finally found this matter from the corner, "I remember that it seems that if you enter the top 30 in the province, you can Walk 985, right?"
Lin Xiamian nodded: "I'm in the 60s now. Teacher Zhao said that I still have hope if I work hard. It's just..."
Lin Xiaodong waited for a while and didn't hear him speak, and couldn't help but look up suspiciously.
The boy stopped fanning his hand, stared at the floor, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Zhao also said that I have been seen going in and out a lot recently... In that case, I am afraid that someone will report it before the game, so I hope I will come back with you. Speak."
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"Why," Lin Xiaodong raised his eyebrows and said, "Your brother, I'm going to collect debts from others. What does it have to do with your participation in the math competition? What's wrong with them?"
"That's not what I meant!" Lin Xiamian said immediately, "Of course I also think they have a problem. I know it's not easy, brother, but Teacher Zhao..."
The young man stared at him for a while, and as Lin Xiamian expected, he finally gave in softly.
"Okay, okay," he waved, "I'll keep an eye out."
Lin Xiamian immediately smiled again: "Thank you, brother."
"Come and eat," Lin Xiaodong instructed him. "Peel the edamame and get me a bottle of beer. By the way, you are not allowed to drink it."
"You're only two years older than me, and you take care of this and that every day."
Lin Xiamian muttered, but still sat happily at the table, peeling him off for him.
"How does this brother feel?" the system asked him.
Lin Xiaodong chewed the beans, "It's alright, let's take a look."
Taking advantage of Lin Xiamian's time to peel the edamame, Lin Xiaodong carefully flipped through the original world plot provided by the system.
The gangster he played was originally good grades, but because his father died early and his mother was seriously ill, he had to drop out of school to support the family by himself, and followed a group of socialites in the streets and alleys, relying on debt collection to support himself and his younger brother. As a result, the younger brother fell in love at first sight by the boss when he was in high school, and he became his brother's stand-in and was raised by the boss, becoming the most loyal and vicious dog under the boss.
In the end, the brothers who were originally in love with each other turned against each other because of their love, and the older brother also killed himself/immolated to death after killing his younger brother.
This story combines various popular elements such as giants, dog blood, crime, and brotherhood.
It's a masterpiece of dog blood.
Lin Xiaodong: "With such a rubbish script, do you think I still have a chance?"
The system was silent for a moment, then firmly said, "I believe in you."
"Then you really have confidence in me," the young man leaned lazily on the sofa, staring at the gray guitar in the corner of the wall and gave an inexplicable smile, "And I read novels, and the system is so powerful that they provide it at every turn. A golden finger or something, why don't you have anything?"
"If you collect more than half of the good card, you can get an opportunity to unlock the biography of the characters in this world. You can also get corresponding points for completing tasks, and exchange various items and abilities," the system euphemistically said, "but everything has to start from scratch."
Lin Xiaodong understood.
One word, poor.
"Brother, I'm going to school to study at night." Lin Xiamian shouted at the door with his schoolbag on his back.
"Wait a moment!"
Lin Xiaodong came back to his senses, walked over to Lin Xiamian's puzzled eyes, and stuffed a stack of crumpled paper money into his pocket.
Basically, it is ten yuan and twenty yuan in change, which adds up to about two or three hundred.
"...Brother, what are you doing?"
"Oh, don't you want to have a good relationship with your classmates?" Lin Xiaodong waved his hand, as if he was afraid that Lin Xiamian would be wronged at school, "In the summer, remember to invite them to eat a popsicle after school, and also Lest those rude guys nagging you behind your back every day."
Lin Xiamian squeezed the banknotes in his hand, and after a while, he silently stuffed the money back into his pocket.
The boy suddenly stepped forward and gave Lin Xiaodong a big hug.
"I won't mess around." He buried his head on the side of Lin Xiaodong's neck and assured in a muffled voice.
System: "Ding, Good Person Card Fragment +1."
The characters related to the plot are also divided into key and non-critical. For key characters like Lin Xiamian, they need to collect all three pieces to make up a complete good person card.
"Okay, okay, it's too hot. Hurry up, don't be late." Lin Xiaodong rubbed his head perfunctorily and pushed the little brat like a candy bar out the door.
As the door closed, he turned and glanced at the mirror on the wall.
The young man in the mirror was tall and thin, with a pair of black and white eyes showing precocious calm. At first glance, he looked very similar to Lin Xiamian, but their temperaments were vastly different.
Lin Xiaodong grabbed a nest of chickens' straw-like hair, turned on the air conditioner immediately after Lin Xiamian left, and yawned back on the bed.
But before he lay down for a long time, the phone in his pocket buzzed.
With a "tsk", he answered the phone: "Hello?"
"Xiaodong, old man, see you in the old place!" A voice with a big tongue came from the opposite side, and he drank too much when he heard it, "Today you...you must come, Brother Long, they are all here, just waiting for you. It's gone!"
Lin Xiaodong frowned: "Baldhead, how much did you drink?"
"Don't, don't worry about this, just come here!"
"I know, I'll be here soon."
He sighed, hung up the phone and took a shower again. After the sun had set, he walked slowly towards his destination.
Before leaving, Lin Xiaodong put an anti-wolf electric stick in his pocket with foresight.
It was already completely dark when he arrived, and the bald head was very dissatisfied with Lin Xiaodong's dawdling and complained for a long time.
"You don't know, Zheng Li's grandson is also playing in the billiard room next to him today," he said in a low voice, "with a group of thugs, all of them tall!"
Lin Xiaodong paused.
He pointed to himself: "Look at my physique, it looks like I can beat it?"
"Oh, Brother Long said, we can't lose if we lose." The bald head said, "And I don't think they can fight today."
As soon as the voice fell, the sound of beer bottles smashed came from the billiards room.
A group of gangsters rushed out with clubs in their hands, and banged up with another group of guys in suits at the door.
Bald head: "..."
He and Lin Xiaodong stood at the door, staring blankly at the big fight in front of them. They looked out of place like two screaming chickens who accidentally entered the groundhog group to fight.
Brother Long shouted at them while struggling with his deadly rivals: "What are you still doing? Hit me with these gangsters to death!"
The bald head reacted immediately, gearing up, pulling Lin Xiaodong into the melee.
As a result, he was crawled down within two minutes, while Lin Xiaodong leaned on an electric rod to stare at the crowd. Anyway, he didn't know a few people. The ooh screamed.
This time, the two factions stopped fighting, and Zheng Li stared at him fiercely: "Grandson, you have the ability to be fair and aboveboard! What are you playing?"
"Warning! Gathering a crowd to fight is against the law, please pay attention to the characters!"
The system also blew the horn in his ear, and Lin Xiaodong asked back, "Isn't my character set like a yellow-haired gangster?"
"No," the system said solemnly, "little gangsters are just your profession, and being a good person is the ultimate goal. Therefore, you have to become a yellow-haired gangster with a soft inner surface in society, obey the law, and start with me."
Lin Xiaodong: "The garbage system."
System: "Bengren set a warning, Tianlei is in preparation... Countdown starts: ten, nine, eight..."
Lin Xiaodong sighed: Okay.
He put down the electric baton, looked at Zheng Li and said, "You said you want to be honest, are you serious?"
"Don't you dare!?"
"Okay," Lin Xiaodong took out his phone, "then I have to ask someone to be a witness, or else I'll be fooled if you can't beat it."
Zheng Li sneered: "Come on, whoever doesn't dare is a grandson."
He was also stubborn, and sat down directly on the spot, and told the thugs behind him to sit down and wait.
Anyway, he couldn't run a single one today, so he wanted to see what kind of flowers Lin Xiaodong could play.
ten minutes later.
The police car whizzed to the scene.
Under Zheng Li's stunned gaze, the policeman jumped out of the car with a serious face and asked, "Which one called the police?"
Lin Xiaodong raised his hand: "Me."
"Comrade police, we are going to have a fair and just duel later, and I would like to ask you to be fair." He said seriously, then turned to ask Zheng Li, who looked dull-eyed, "I called the referee, absolutely fair. , when are you going to start the fight?"
Zheng Li: I'll be your uncle!
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The author has something to say:
The next edition of "[Quick Pass] Global Update" is for collecting ducks~ The copy is as follows:
Qiao Jing, the author of the great god who was once famous all over the Internet, is bound to a superstar system.
Requirements: Earn 1 million Faith on each world.
According to the system, with its help, Qiao Jing will soon become a household name and a world-renowned superstar in this world.
However, Qiao Jing looked at these fashion modeling functions and script database functions launched to create superstars, touched her chin and fell into contemplation.
With all this, what's the point of being a star?
So, Qiao Jing picked up the pen and resumed his old business--
write text.
Under the pseudonym "Yan Heqing", he wrote essays on building a strong country in the era of broken mountains and rivers, writing essays on imperial examinations in a feudal society where the class was solidified, writing essays on immortals and cultivating truth in the interstellar space where traditional culture was lost, and writing essays on hard work in the modern age of rejuvenating the country through science and education. Nuclear science fiction...
Ancient and modern, all over the world, countless readers began to go crazy for chasing more.
"My generation should be self-improvement! Young people must read Mr. Yan's works. I have lived in China's five thousand years of civilization, and the rise of a great country is just around the corner!"
"The First Prime Minister of Rebirth of Daliang has been updated! From the students in common clothes to the prime minister of the dynasty, the entire Daliang has a limited edition of 30,000 copies!"
"At 0:00 today, the first simulated immortal holographic game, adapted from Yan Heqing's original work "The Immortal Monarch of the World", is officially launched!"
"Yan Heqing has updated again? Shit, hurry up and call the Minister of Defense! If you don't study the flower grower, you will build a star destroyer according to his writing!"
Easily, tens of millions of faith values are accounted for.
System: ... and other operations? ? ?
●The great god is attacked by X fans
●1v1HE, I am in the modern light up technology tree/different world as a writer series.
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