" Hidan-kun... how do you get somebody to like you?" You asked.

Hidan looked at you for a split second before returning to clean his scythe. " How the hell should I know?! Your a woman, try spreading your legs or something..."

You frowned at his response. Hidan noticed and felt a tad bit guilty. He let out a groan before saying, " Let me ask you a question. Who are you trying to impress?"

You blushed at his question and covered your cheeks with your hands. " I-I... ummm Do you promise not to tell a soul."

" Yeah whatever..."

" It's your partner, Kakuzu." Hidan stood still and silent. Your face was red and you were sweating. After a minute or two of complete silence Hidan finally spoke up, " That old geezer?! He could be your great grandpa! Couldn't you have fallen for somebody else?? Like the blonde bitch, or fish face? Honestly... you have poor taste in men..." Hidan said shaking his head.

You wanted to defend Kakuzu but Hidan was right, he could be your great grandpa. You just crossed your arms and pouted.

" Although I will never fuckin understand why you like Kakuzu, here's what you do...."

You were currently outside Kakuzu's door holding a suit case, in a short and tight kimono. Your mind repeating the words Hidan said.

--

" Nope! Not that one! Who are you trying to impress? His parents?" Hidan said, shaking his head at your choice of clothing. You and Hidan were at a shop in a nearby village looking for something 'cute but sexy' to impress Kakuzu. You put away the skirt you had chosen back to the rack. You jumped at Hidan loud voice, " Ha found the fucking one! Meet me outside while I pay."

" But -"

" Did I fucking stutter?!"

You did what he said and met him outside. Finally you two arrived at the base and went to your room.

" Try it on!"

You went to your bathroom and blushed once you put the kimono Hidan had gotten you. You poked your head through the door and looked at Hidan.

" what are you doing! Come on out." Hidan gestured.

" I-I can't... I think you got the wrong size..."

" Let me see."

You slowly walked out the bathroom your hair covering your blushing face.

" Wrong size my ass, it's the right size. It's meant to be short! How else are you going to seduce Kakuzu." Hidan said. " Okay here's the plan. You go to his room with this suitcase filled with money. Act innocent, which you already are so that'll be easy. Sway your hips when you walk, keep your lips parted and bat your eyes. Like this."

Hidan got up and went outside your room and closed the door. Hidan knocked and you went to open. " Oh hey Kakuzu~ I have some money that needs counting... maybe you could help..." hidan said mimicking a woman's voice. " Then he will invite you in." Hidan said. Hidan walked in, swaying his hips, and batting his eyes.

" And if you have the chance to bend over or to lean on him, take it. If you lean on his arm make sure your breasts are touching his arm."

You nodded, making mental notes of everything.

- -

You raised your hand and knocked. A loud gruff and shuffling was heard behind the door. The door was swung open and Kakuzu's big body was towering over your much smaller one.

" What do you want?" He asked, his eyes narrowing at you.

Hidan's words replayed in your mind.

" I have some money that needs counting... I was wondering if you could help me." You said, batting you eyes at him.

Kakuzu gestured for you to come in and sit on one of the chairs by a big long table. You swayed your hips slightly and sat down and watched as Kakuzu was cleaning off papers and sacks of money off the table.

You passed Kakuzu the suitcase and helped him count the money. You would constantly look up to him and look back down once Kakuzu looked back at you.

" What's with your clothes?" Kakuzu asked, still counting.

" Oh um... me and Hidan were just hanging out today and he bought me this." His eyes only seemed to narrow even more.

As you were counting a bill slipped through your fingers and fell to the ground, right beside Kakuzu. You got up and bent over to pick it up, you felt his eyes staring at you. You picked it up and faced Kakuzu who looked red.

" Are you okay Kakuzu~?" You asked. Before he had a chance to respond you were already leaning on him, your breasts on his arm and your hand on his forehead.

" I've had enough." Kakuzu Said. You looked up to him confused by what he said. Kakuzu picked you up and threw you over his shoulder before throwing you on his bed. His tentacles tying your arms to his bed.

" What are you- mmphm" You said before getting interrupted by Kakuzu's lips on yours. You kissed back eagerly. You wanted to run your hands threw his hair but couldn't since your arms were tied up.

Kakuzu tugged your kimono off. His hands squeezing your breasts through your bra. You pulled away from the kiss with a strand of saliva connecting both your mouths. Kakuzu sucked at the skin on your neck, claiming your body as his.

" mmmm Kakuzu~" you moaned out. He grabbed a kunai by his night stand and ripped open your bra and panties. His kisses slowly getting closer and closer to your core. He sucked at your clit eliciting a mewl from you. You bucked your hips up when he started to eat you out.

" Ahhhh Kakuzu!" You moaned, his tongue working wonders on you. Your walls were squeezing his tongue, signaling you were close. He pulled away and took of his clothes, his member standing tall. Your eyes widen at the size.

" Don't tell me your afraid, not after all that teasing. Bending over and showing your ass off, you little slut." Kakuzu said, rubbing himself. Still sprawled out and tied to the bed, he placed his member on your lips, the tip of your tongue touching the tip of his member.

"Be a good little slut and suck" Kakuzu said, grabbing onto your hair. You opened your mouth wide before you started to suck at his member. You took him all the way, his big member proving to be a challenge.

" Such a good girl." Kakuzu panted out. He gripped your hair harshly and thrusted his hips making you take more of him. You gagged but still sucked, twirling your tongue over his member.

After a few more thrusts Kakuzu spilled his seed in your mouth. You swallowed what you could but some escaped and fell onto your breasts.

Kakuzu retracted his tentacles and flipped you over only for his tentacles to tie you up once again. His hands massaging your ass before roughly slapping it.

" Ahh!" You screamed out.

He slapped it again, your ass turning a shade of red. Without a warning he slammed into you.

You screamed and tugged at the restraints, blood spilling from your core.

" You didn't tell me you were a virgin. If I knew I would've been more gently." Kakuzu whispered into your ear and kissing your lobe. He wiped away the tears that were strolling down your face.

He slowly thrusted in and out, waiting for you to grow accustomed. After minutes of slow thrusts you were finally letting out small moans.

" Faster... please go faster!"

He picked up the pace, holding your neck down and with the other hand holding your waist, giving a smack once in a while. He bit his lip from pleasure and beads of sweat were rolling down his face. His eyes in the back of his head from the constant pleasure you were giving him with your body.

Cheeks blushed, your eyes lids barely opened, lips parted, you were having the best time of your life. Never had you had this amount of pleasure before. Never had a man touched you the way Kakuzu did. Never had a man given you this type of pleasure.

" Faster Kakuzu! Harder! Oh god!!!" You yelled out. Your moans turning into shouts and shrieks of ecstasy. The bed hitting the wall with every thrust of Kakuzu's hips. The springs of the mattress squeaking. Your breasts bounding up and down with every thrust.

" Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!! Oh!!!! Yess!!!"You yelled out. You orgasmed, your walls squeezing him and covering him in your juices. Riding out your orgasm you laid limply in his arms. A few more thrusts from him he pulled out and spilled his seed on your back.

" Round two?"

" Yes"

--

You woke up in the arms of Kakuzu. Your stomach growling you struggled to escape his embrace. Eventually you did and went to the kitchen, only to be met with Hidan eating a bowl of cereal in the counter.

" Morning!" You said happily.

" There she is!" Hidan said. " From what I heard last night I guess our plan was a success."

" You heard?" You squeaked out.

" Heard? I bet the whole base heard you begging for Kakuzu's cock!" Hidan laughed, " Oh Kakuzu!!! Oh Kakuzu!!" Hidan mimicked you, only to be stopped by a rough slap by Kakuzu.

" If I hear another word about this from you, I won't hesitate to kill you."

" You can't kill me you old fuck!! And besides you owe me."

" I don't owe anybody anything."

" You wouldn't have gotten laid without my help. Who do you think helped y/n?"

Kakuzu only let out a huff before throwing you over his shoulder and leaving the kitchen.

" Bye and thank you Hidan-Kun!"