"Why do you want a woman's love?" Obito asked in a menacing voice. " Woman are heartless creatures. You can give them love, attention, affection, and even the whole world. But they would still not be satisfied. You know why?"

" Why? " Zetsu asked desperately.

" Because they are in love with another man," Obito said with disgust and jealousy. "It's best if you forget about her. She would only distract you from completing my goal."

" No no no no..... Shes just afraid! She loves us and just doesn't know it!!!" Zetsu muttered.

" You still don't get it.... EVEN IF YOU KILL HIM SHE STILL WONT LOVE YOU!!! SHE WOULD SPEND ALL HER LIFE GRIEVING OVER HIM!! EVEN IF YOU GET HER IN THE END SHE WOULD WISH YOU WERE HIM. She would never forget about him......" Obito muttered the end. " But do as you wish, but if this prevents you from completing your tasks I'll kill her."

" We'll be safe here. Are you okay?" R/n asked.

" Yes. Thank you, if it weren't for you... I don't know where I'd be." You said sobbing into his chest.

" All that matters is your okay. If you weren't all my time and effort would have been for nothing."

" W-What do you mean??" You asked confused. You pulled away from his touch and look up. He was smirking.

" For someone who asks a lot of questions you never seemed to ask the questions that mattered most. You were an easy target." He caressed your cheek while you just stared at him with wide eyes. " You never asked what I do for a living. You never asked how I got this scar on my arm, I know you noticed it. I saw you staring at it but you never asked. Instead you kept asking childish questions!"

" I-I dont understand...." you whimpered walking backwards, away from him. You felt yourself bump into the wall behind you. In less than a second r/n roughly slammed his hands beside your head, caging you in.

" Fit, healthy, female, and also a virgin! Do you know how much your worth in the black market?? You would make me a lot of money!"

" Y-Your not in the right state of mind right now, Y-you don't mean any of this! Just rest your probably still shaken by Zetsu. J-"

" Your just so naive aren't you? Just like a child. I meant everything I just said. Planning to kidnap and sell someone takes months to plan but you.... you are different. From the day I bumped into you I just knew you were an easy target, all I had to do was to gain your trust. After a month of talking I was supposed to kidnap you. Today was the day!!!! Take you to a bar let you drink a few and we go out separate ways. I'd follow you on your way home and BAM!! I would have kidnapped you. But as you can see it didn't go as planned! that freak just had to show up!!! But it doesn't matter now I have you where I want you!!"

" He's not a freak! Zetsu isn't a freak! He's just misunderstood!"

" Then why were you screaming to leave you! He seemed like a freak to me."

" I was afraid! Not of him but what would happen to me if I hanged around him. I was afraid! I know he would never hurt me. He's so gentle and kind. Words started to spill out and I couldn't stop. I said things I didn't mean." You started to sob once again.

R/n laughed and watched as you started to sob.

His laughter flooded your ears until it suddenly stopped and a loud thud and chewing was heard.

You looked up and saw Zetsu eating r/n not far from you. You didn't know what to feel. Zetsu stopped eating and looked up to you.

"

" Y-You ate him..."

"

" Thank you..."

You heard Zetsu chuckle. " This reminds me of our first encounter...."

You let out a small giggle, wiping your tears as well. " Yeah? How so?"

" A beautiful lady need of saving. The lady staring at us eat. And you thanking us."

"You forgot something" you watched as Zetsu tiled his head in confusion.

You made your way over to him and leaned in close. You moved your hand to his face and wiped the blood on the corner of his lips. You let out a small giggle as you watched Zetsu getting flustered.

" You forgot the part where I wipe the blood off your lips and you blush."

You sat down next to him and watched him eat. You cringed at first but the feeling went away as your mind started to form questions that you kept to yourself.

How is he such a messy eater! Didn't anybody teach him any manners. Ewwww look at the blood go down his chin.... wait kinda hot. What is wrong with me!

You felt your cheeks heat up as your stomach rumbled. You and Zetsu looked at each other with wide eyes.

" Do you want some?" Zetsu asked sheepishly.

" Of course not!! Why would you even offer me that!!! Honestly Zetsu."

Zetsu stood up and cleaned himself and picked you up bridal style.

" W-What are you doing!!"

" ."

" I want ramen!"

As you and Zetsu made your way to a ramen stand you talked about what needed to be talked about.

you know your partner Tobi? He threatened me to stay away from you or I'll pay the price. I was afraid Zetsu. I didn't know what to do so I avoided you. I made a big mistake as you can see."

Zetsu remained silent at your answer.

" Were you stalking me when I was avoiding you."

You felt Zetsu stiffen. "We were just curious as why to you were avoiding us so we kept an eye on you for a while."

" How long is a while?"

"

What the heck Zetsu! Thats full on creepy." You said whacking him on his head.

"

" I forgive you but you have to earn my trust, and you have to protect me from Tobi!"

"

" What is it?"

Can I get a kiss?"

" Ewwww no!!!!! You just ate somebody!!! I'm not kissing your crusty lips! You have to wash your teeth like 50 times before you can even kiss me!"

You saw Zetsu frown so you gave him a little peck on his forehead.

"Happy?"

""

What if my baby is a plant!!!!"

" I highly doubt that." Sasori said in a monotone voice.

" I'm not paying for your pregnancy. Your fault for being reckless and not using protection." Kakuzu said counting his money.

" Zetsu said he pulled out!"

" His pull out game is weak as fuck!" Hidan hollered.

" Shut up you walking std!" You hollered back.

" Can I be his godfather,un?" Deidara asked.

" Hmm... Does pineapple belong on pizza?"

" Nooo??" He said hesitating.

" Alright you are qualified to be my baby's godfather!"

" Yes!"

" Congratulations on your baby y/n."

" Thanks Itachi!"

" Is it a she or a he?" Kisame asked.

" It's too early to tell"

" Can I be the godmother?"

" Of course Konan! We're best friends!"

" Your baby will be a great asset to the Akatsuki in the future." Pein said, already thinking of the potential the baby could bring.

" My baby isn't joining the Akatsuki unless he wants to!"

"I can't wait to see my baby!"

" I'm just curious if its gonna look like you!"

" I thought it was just one baby not two!!" You yelled.

" "

" your going to end up broke." Kakuzu commented.

" Godfather to two? Score!"

" More babies!" Konan gushed.

" More potential! More power!" Pein shouted.

" If you need help feel free to come to me." Itachi said.

" Oof. Your not getting laid in a long time." Hidan snickered.

" Is it a she or a he?" Kisame asked once again.

" Still to early to tell." Sasori answered.

My babies aren't a plant!! Oh look they look just like you!"

" They have your eyes.

" They're so beautiful.... Thank you Zetsu. I love you!"

" I love you to y/n."