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I can't believe those blonde girls tell eachother "feel my legs!" And everyones like "woww!" And she says: "yeah I shave them two days ago!" While I am here like I shaved them yesterday and everything is here again 😭😭
Anyone has tips? Like what do I do??
My captions are so random you gotta love me. Also I want a bf (or gf, but not irl cus im not out and not planning to soon either lmao xx) hmu bitches
(I am annoying and yes I hate myself too)
Their power 😫
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When Winnie was thirteen, her settlement taught her how to fire a rifle. Her school practiced drills in case raiders came, and the town grew crops in their greenhouse-adapted homes, which were the only places warm enough during the worldwide nuclear winter. The Lakiran empire invades—a corporate-born nation overseen by their corporate-born queen, Victoria Paladino. They ride silent planes whose repulsion field veered bullets away. Three years of occupation later, an exemplar visits—a member of Victoria’s oversight committee rumored to read minds. He tells Winnie that she may have a unique mental power, or a flair. At the empire’s capital, the queen herself tutors Winnie to help her reach the full potential of whatever power she may have. Meanwhile, in post-war Nigeria, a streetwise teenager named Naema sees a different side of the empire. Between corruption and oppression, everyone lives in squaller. People fight over assembled food pastes. She too is told she has a unique flair, not by the empire, but by a fugitive woman who is the last vestige of an ancient witch coven, and she knows a dark secret about what the exemplars do to people like Winnie and Naema. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The most recent chapters of The Glyph Queen are available on its main website.
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Wooooooooah, I'm in the process of writing new stuff! Feel free to read the synopsis and take a look. I'll update this with a proper synopsis and stuff soon. Basic story synopsis: spider people in a post-apocalypse with ghosts and big monsters (they don't show up yet) Cover by Sleepie.
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