《Queen Crack》Roger Berrinches Taylor
Advertisement
Imaginemos una escena alterna a cuando Roger hizo su berrinche para que pusieran su canción de cochecitos ahre
Freddie-Okey chicos necesitamos hacer el nuevo álbum así que a escribir canciones queridos-
F- Bien , ya paso demasiado tiempo así que denme sus propuestas , Yo escribí Bohemian Rhapsody , no pregunten por lo que significa por que pierde el toque-
Brian- Bien ,yo tengo una canción sobre una historia basada en el año 39 y se llama 39"
Freddie- emmmm okey , esta dentro, John que tienes para nosotros
John- Emmm pues escribí una canción para el amor de mi vida, se llama You're my best friend
Freddie- Awwwww gracias que lindo eres al escribirme una canción
John-pero no......-Freddie lo interrumpe-
Freddie- De verdad muchas gracias ,en la noche te lo recompensare 7U7
John- ........
Freddie- Bien rubia , sorpréndeme-
Roger- Bien , yo escribí una canción..........que habla................sobre ....................mi auto -
Freddie- aja y ¿como se llama?-
Roger- I'm In Love With My Car- Roger sostiene en su mano la hoja donde escribió la canción y Brian la toma y la lee-
Brian- Aquí dice que cambiarías a tu novia por un carburador nuevo.........-
Roger- It'S A MeTaPhOr BrIaN
Freddie- No , No, No, No , No, No, No No, esto no va a estar en el álbum y mucho menos junto a Bohemian Rhapsody-
Roger- POR QUE NO?
Freddie- UN AUTO ROGER , UN AUTO, NO QUIERO UNA CANCIÓN QUE HABLE SOBRE TUS FANTASIAS SEXUALES CON TU AUTO-
Roger- ESTO ES INJUSTO
Freddie-Lo siento querido , escribe algo mas coherente
Roger- LA CANCIÓN DE BRIAN SE LLAMA 39"
Brian- QUE TIENE QUE VER CON "LOS AUTOS NO RESPONDEN , AHORA SON SOLO AMIGOS DE CUATRO RUEDAS"-
Roger- IT'S A FUCKING METAPHOR B R I A N >:V-
Feddie- METIENDOTE A LA ALACENA NO VAS A ARREGLAR NADA RUBIA OXIGENADA
Roger- QUIERO QUE AGREGUES MI CANCIÓN AL ÁLBUM
Freddie- SHINGADAMADRE ROGER, NO
Roger- NO PIENSO SALIR DE AQUÍ HASTA QUE LA AGREGUES
Freddie- Ok *c va*
Roger comienza a cantar con su voz de sirena de ambulancia :v -
Freddie arto de Roger abre la puerta de la alacena
Freddie- POR EL AMOR A DELILAH YA CALLATE SIRENA DE AMBULANCIA, YA VOY A PONER TU ESTUPIDA CANCIÓN EN EL DISCO-
Roger- Ajaaaaaam , gracias Freddie, y no es una estupida es una joya-
Bonus xtra
Y nuestra frase de Hoy es >> XD
Alfreda fuera 🐥!
Advertisement
- In Serial25 Chapters
[Backup Online]
Bac wakes up for the first time and notices a few things, he’s an A.I., more specifically a backup, everything seems to be going wrong wherever he is, and he has no one but a brain in a jar named Shelly to talk to. He doesn’t remember much but with Shelly’s helpful explanation he learns that the world Is filled with super-powered people known as metabeings, and he may be one of them. Now Bac just wants one thing, to collect metabeings and train them to be their strongest selves. It’s in his programming. But before he can do that, he and Shelly have to get the facility they woke up in, in running order. Which, in part thanks to the general lack of hands in their relationship, won’t be easy. Join Bac as he answers though questions like “who am I?”, “Why am I here?”, “how do I deal with a leaking multiquantum generator” and other things in that vein. Oh! And most importantly meets metabeings of all shapes and power sets to play wit- eherm, train. (Updated every Friday)
8 302 - In Serial9 Chapters
The End of the World! Kinda?
They called it Teen Baan, after Shiva's arrow that would slay all who stood before it. A massive chunk of crystal coming to teach us what the dinosaurs had learned one fateful day. Wynter and her family were there at Ground Zero as the clock reached zero and the world ended. Wynter awoke a decade later and learned the world hadn't, exactly, ended. Now she has the System in her head and no idea of the current state of affairs. nb: I do not own the cover, but believe it to be in the public domain. Please inform me if it is in violation and I will remove it.
8 91 - In Serial6 Chapters
A Sword Spirit's Journey in the Myriad Realms
Ray, an ordinary high school boy who was bored of his mundane life, died after being hit by a truck. After he died, he noticed that he had reincarnated into a semi sentient sword, and learns cultivation by himself. However, being placed in a dark secluded place, he slowly lost his emotions as a human being while forgetting some memories. And so, after Ray had long given up on everything but cultivation, an encounter with a genius sword cultivator changed his life forever. Follow Ray's journey in the vast universe of the Myriad Realms. PS. The cover isn't mine. I only uploaded it coz' it resemble the mc.
8 170 - In Serial14 Chapters
The Evil Inside
A man wakes up after being in a coma for a few weeks with no idea of who or what he is...
8 199 - In Serial44 Chapters
The one who walks alone (Xianxia/Wuxia)
Sparrow's grandma doesn't want him to spend life picking turnips, she wants him to be somebody - so she drags him to the best academy in the land and threatens the administrators until they let Sparrow in. But with deranged maniacs running the academy - arrogant, poo throwing young masters, and princesses who kick his ass - Sparrow isn't so sure the academy life is for him. After being kicked out he becomes a hobo - wandering a world full of cultivators and demons - and picking up all the skills the road can teach him. Sure, Sparrow wouldn't mind becoming a god one day, but to start with, he just wants to make his grandma proud.
8 110 - In Serial29 Chapters
The Return Of The Broken
You may think everyone lives in a happy ending, you may think that everyone and everything will be okay. But you are very wrong, the world is a painful place. And no one knows that more than Ash Ketchum. Disowned by whom he had called frien- no, wait, family. But he will prove them wrong. He will show them that they had been dragging him down and that he can live without them. He will prove that he is a true Pokemon master.
8 107

