When I first laid my blue orbs upon this story, I was like, "GURL WE GON GET WEIRD SHIT RIGHT THERE. AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS HORRIFYING CLICHÉ STORY SERIOUSLY YO."

I, uh, I'm gonna go back to speaking normally again.

Turns out, this story isn't meant to be taken seriously (I think). It's satire of all those cliché werewolf stories!

Damn, I love parodies.

So, if you want to know about the plot/characters, look at the title of the story and pile every wattpad/werewolf cliché into it and you'll have a very good opinion.

This story, I'm telling you, matey, is funny as fuck. I completely lost it at

"Do it hoe, do it hoe, do it hoe", Wolfinia chants.

Maybe I just don't have a sense of humour, but it's funny, okay.

And the GPS? Perfect, nothing to say on that.

It is quite short (4 chaps), but it's worth the read!

Rating: 9.5!