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The mission was going well for it's first day. We watched Pulp Fiction, by we I mean I forced Alana to sit down with me after giving her the daily dose of 'You are beautiful and he didn't deserve you' motivation.

We even looked at some possible matches after creating an online dating profile. After that we watched some Comedy movies and just made a good day out of the situation while the boys were trying to get our attention. Someone more than the others.

"Okay that's it! Come on boys it's almost time for dinner and we need the living room to LIVE!" Brian barged in with his army of yes men except for Michael who just rolled his eyes and went into the kitchen, God he's a hungry guy!

"It's not like I kidnapped you guys and locked you up right?" I smirked at Alex, Oh how I loved to take a jab at him in front of his sister.

Alana let out a cute laugh and Steve slide on the sofa next to her when Michael entered and everyone, including me, attacked the food in his arms.

"Hey!!! GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN FOOD!" he was very possessive about his food making us wonder if any girl could surpass his love for food.

I took some M&Ms and went to sit down back to my cozy seat that I warm up from my butt, but as fate would have it someone sat down in MY SPOT! Of course I had to go all Sheldon on him.

"That's my spot." I crossed my arms in front of the intruder aka Alex.

"Now it's mine." He merely shrugged.

"Ugh I just warmed it up and I ain't gonna do that again at a dead cold spot! Just move-e-a-ahhh!" I tried pushing him off but he just grabbed my arms and turned me around, pulling me back on his lap.

"Maybe we can share" he whispered as if it was his plan all along.

Boys.

"You are so annoying" I mumbled. "Look who's talking" he retorted back.

"Well Ariana, seeing as you are new to this, what do people call it?" Brain started. "Squad!" Zach said excited. "Yeah yeah Squad, and we don't know each other well, let's play never have I ever!"

"With alcohol!" Steve exclaimed.

"Wait there's one without alcohol?" I asked genuinely.

They all just laughed.

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I had to go upstairs to my office for an important call about the hotels so I reluctantly left Ari again. We had a few drinks and it looked like she could hold her liquor well. Obviously Alana wasn't drinking, she's 18 for God's sake.

My work took more time than anticipated and the effect of alcohol was also completely gone. I sighed and when back downstairs to see drunk people all over the living room and Alana laughing on the floor.

And I have to warn you things get pretty good when the guys get drunk, except for Michael, he has a capacity of a horse!

"Hey why is this heavy man?" Zach asked Brian lifting a vase.

"That's-s my gr-randma in there..." Brian slurred.

Zach made a face of pure horror and screamed "LET HER OUT MAN LET UER OUUUUTTT!!!"

Why wasn't I drunk for this?!

I went to Ariana who calmed down Zach and asked "Do you think sand is called sand because it's between sea and land?" with genuine curiosity. Zach screamed again.

Intellectual people get high on a different level I swear.

Alana was having a fun time so I decided to let the dice roll for a while, enjoy Ari's comment about anything and everything.

She was now talking to a chair as if it was a person "Don't u get tired of sitting all day? Why don't you stand up and I don't know stretch?"

"You know if Finding Nemo was a musical he would be singing "I'm a lost ass fish fish fish fish" she twerked her booty, almost tripping on the floor over nothing.

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Another hour or so had gone by and we had ordered food from the Chinese restaurant nearby. The guys were asleep after that but not little Miss fish.

Hearing Brian snore she went over where he was passed out.

"Should I just go and pick his nose so he can breathe well? I think I should. And I always trust what I think." She kept going on while I finally got up and caged her in my arms.

"Let him be babe, and I think it's way past your bedtime" I tried to walk her to our room. That's when my phone rang and the screen showed a picture of me and my childhood friend Nick. He is a star right now with girls falling all over him, being a model tends to make that happen for him.

"Oh Honey! What are you doing here!" She awed at my phone.

"You know him?" I asked.

"Yeah he's my boyfriend!" What?

"?" I emphasized. How could she have a boyfriend and not tell me. What am I supposed to do now?! I-I....

"My boyfriend! The guy I like! The one with whom I dream of doing cuddly shit together!" She said dreamily.

"You have a boyfriend?" I asked again, still trying to process this information. But she was mine. She is mine. I can't let her leave!

"I said I do didn't I?"

"When were you going to tell me?" I gritted my teeth.

"Tell you what?"

"That there is a man in your life you call boyfriend? What would he think of this? What about us? You should have told me before this! I knew you were too good for me! What about him?"

"I'll ask him when I tell him that!"

"Tell him what?" I yelled. Angry with her, angry with myself, angry with my life in general!

"That he's my boyfriend!" She said in a 'duh' tone.

"He doesn't know that?" I'm confused what's going on?

"No of course not! I didn't get a chance to meet him yet! I'll meet him and I'll tell him that you are worried about-" I kissed her immediately stopped her stupid mouth saying more stupid things.

God I was so angry and I put all of that in our kiss. I relaxed my grip as she kissed me back and melted into me. She let me taste and explore her until I calmed down and I was satisfied that she won't leave me for someone but still held her in my arms.

"My heart was in my throat ready to jump out because of your stupid fantasy! You are mine you understand? The only person you can call your boyfriend is me!"

Suddenly I hear people clapping and whistling around me. I was so into the moment I forgot we had an audience. I guess all the screaming woke them up.

"Eeeeeekkk!!!!" Alana squealed and ran into us hugging and squealing more, making everyone else groan and cover their ears.

"Everyone go to your rooms,

And you I'm gonna tie you up." I warned Ariana as I picked her up bridal style and walked to my room.

"You can't do this, who are you Christian grey?" She punched my chest.

"If you want me to be!"

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