《Guns and Giggles》7. I'm good and I'm better.
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*Earlier that morning*
She was so... The way her lips blazed against mine and the way she fit in my arm like a custom made human just for me. Her voice was just... perfect.
I wasn't telling her my name because I liked the way she looked all rilled up, not knowing something. Her eyes showing a mixture of anger and mischief.
But that kiss... I never got a boner from just a kiss. I'm feeling my blood rush downstairs just by the thought of her. I wanted her.
Shaking my head I went to Zach's room which was basically an office for all our meets. Why you ask? It looks cool.
I needed to get the art peices those Snake heads stole before it reaches the black market. Auctioning the art at my hotels is like my side business, which ironically makes more money than the latter. Genius really.
"Zach I need you to-" what the hell is she doing her? Kissing him? Or is it the morning after!? Judging by the clothes which are two sizes smaller no man could've stayed away. Hell even I had to stop myself from barging in her room.
This enraged me, made want to fúck her senseless and make her realise who she could've had.
Oh fúck!
I can't do this she has to be out of my sight. I stop myself from running my hands in my hair, not wanting to ruin the style.
"Out."
Fúck maybe this was too harsh... Why can't I do anything normal around this little monster, I sighed.
Of course we had to argue about everything and anything.
After Zach interrupted our little glare session a quick thought ran through my mind- how would it feel like if she was mine- but that was just a quick thought. That's it.
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Aw shit.
They knew we were coming! As I thought of ways to get in and not die I heard shuffling in my earpiece. "Zach?" I asked.
"Okay so if all want to stay alive and complete your mission I'm hoping you can put your male ego aside and do as I say for....seven minutes." I heard Ariana speak a mile a minute. What is she upto now.
I hesitated a little, but something was better than nothing. "Go on."
"Yayyy!!! Now Zach switch on the thermal mode....woaaahh lot of people there with you in there Mr. Stranger. Okay now I'll call everyone's name and wave your hand so we can give you further instructions. Steve you first- Oh hi there you look yellow hehe"
"Michael your turn...you know this might be the only moment you might listen to me I just wanna feel this moment!"
"Ariana" Michael growled.
"Ummmhhmmm Yaaaas bítch I'm feeling myself!"
"Now..........." She paused.
Silence feel upon us.
"FOR FÚCKS SAKE TELL ME YOUR NAME!!!" Ariana screamed in my earpiece making me smirk.
"I'm waving my hand, Ariana" I said cheerfully waving in all directions.
"He's literally the hottest one here." She murmured. I don't think she meant for it to come out loud.
"Okay now your men are right behind you so tell them to keep close and split in East and West of the warehouse so that they can cover you while you enter face first." I directed them to do so.
"Steve you have four men ready to pounce on you from starboard side and Michael I think you can handle the giant who is seven-wait-six feet away from you and and two more men behind him."
"Mr. Pussycat you have two healthy men on your right and you can duck your head to get past the gate to face six..seven..eight men with ooooooohhh 2016 Loader edition rifles."
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"Mr. Pussycat really?" I asked cracking the neck of those two men. Zach kept helping our men through their earpiece and I ducked just like she said.
"I can call you whatever I want Mr. Oatmeal Square Skirt after all you refused to say your own."
"I wonder how many name you can come up with Ari" I smirk.
"As many as you want Mr. Grasshole Cuntshit from Assville" she says sweetly.
"Uh huh what else?" I ask moving along the shelf to sheild myself from the enemy.
"Buttface Sofaseat with a dent"
"These all seem so sexual Ari, I'm getting a lil turned on" I teased her.
Silence. Muffled talking. Whispering. Then silence again.
Suddenly someone choked me from behind!
I tried to pry his hands off me but he tightened his hold. I could feel my air pipe getting blocked. Then he did the one thing he shouldn't have done.
He grabbed my hair.
"Not cool dude!" I gritted out as I took hold of his hair and used my legs to trip him, making him lose his hold on my neck. I punched him in the face hearing his jaw crack then threw him on the ground and kneed him in the guts. I picked him up and punched repeatedly in his guts until blood started coming out of his mouth.
After dropping this not cool guy on the floor I realised something.
"What the Fuck ARIANA!!!!" I screamed.
"That's what you get for not telling me your name Mr. Sexually frustrated Díckhead." She laughed enjoy my almost death.
"Stop flirting Boss, we found their Commander and the way to their snake hole." Michael said as I wiped my hands on my shirt.
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"Steve that's enough for today, send these Snake heads to the cell" I commanded.
"Michael stop cutting his fingers, let's go" I rolled my eyes.
"Rest of you load the trucks with the valuables carefully and take it to the Hotel, Brian will take care of the rest."
We all got in our cars and left for the Mansion. I drove my Rover, Michael besides me and Steve in the back with Jack, another member of our group. On the way I heard some shuffling in the earpeice, it seemed like someone accidentally turned it on. I looked around if anyone else heard it but it looked like it was just my earpiece.
*Connection Noises*
"Holy shit are those abs carved they look so yummy" Ariana said.
*Connection Noises*
"You want a taste?" I heard Zach. Isn't today just a series of what the fúvk.
"Surrrreee"
*Connection Noises*
"Ohhhhhh" Ummm" I heard Ariana moaning.
I threw my earpeice out of the car and sped up the rest of the way. Michael and Steve still wondering what was up with me.
We reached home in a few minutes, they went inside while I gave final orders to my men about the prisoners.
I rushed to Zach's room and saw the scene unfold.
There were empty packets of my favourite chocolate muffins laying around and everyone else was congratulating Ariana on her surprisingly good work.
"I told you she'll be useful" Brian said sounding smug.
"She was awesome!" Zach exclaimed.
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Steve jumped to hug her in a bear hug.
"..."
Michael just stood there, annoyed as always.
Steve noticed this and then hugged her again " YOU SAVED HIS LIFE TOO!" making her laugh heartily.
Our eyes met.
She knew I was still angry.
She smirked.
I scrunched my eyebrows.
She raised her eyebrows.
That's it.
I went towards her picked her up like a sack of potatoes and marched towards my room. Time to teach her a lesson.
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