《Guns and Giggles》7. I'm good and I'm better.
Advertisement
Song: I'm better by Missy Elliott *_*
(Had to re-upload because it didn't upload right :P)
*Earlier that morning*
She was so... The way her lips blazed against mine and the way she fit in my arm like a custom made human just for me. Her voice was just... perfect.
I wasn't telling her my name because I liked the way she looked all rilled up, not knowing something. Her eyes showing a mixture of anger and mischief.
But that kiss... I never got a boner from just a kiss. I'm feeling my blood rush downstairs just by the thought of her. I wanted her.
Shaking my head I went to Zach's room which was basically an office for all our meets. Why you ask? It looks cool.
I needed to get the art peices those Snake heads stole before it reaches the black market. Auctioning the art at my hotels is like my side business, which ironically makes more money than the latter. Genius really.
"Zach I need you to-" what the hell is she doing her? Kissing him? Or is it the morning after!? Judging by the clothes which are two sizes smaller no man could've stayed away. Hell even I had to stop myself from barging in her room.
This enraged me, made want to fúck her senseless and make her realise who she could've had.
Oh fúck!
I can't do this she has to be out of my sight. I stop myself from running my hands in my hair, not wanting to ruin the style.
"Out."
Fúck maybe this was too harsh... Why can't I do anything normal around this little monster, I sighed.
Of course we had to argue about everything and anything.
After Zach interrupted our little glare session a quick thought ran through my mind- how would it feel like if she was mine- but that was just a quick thought. That's it.
Advertisement
~~~
Aw shit.
They knew we were coming! As I thought of ways to get in and not die I heard shuffling in my earpiece. "Zach?" I asked.
"Okay so if all want to stay alive and complete your mission I'm hoping you can put your male ego aside and do as I say for....seven minutes." I heard Ariana speak a mile a minute. What is she upto now.
I hesitated a little, but something was better than nothing. "Go on."
"Yayyy!!! Now Zach switch on the thermal mode....woaaahh lot of people there with you in there Mr. Stranger. Okay now I'll call everyone's name and wave your hand so we can give you further instructions. Steve you first- Oh hi there you look yellow hehe"
"Michael your turn...you know this might be the only moment you might listen to me I just wanna feel this moment!"
"Ariana" Michael growled.
"Ummmhhmmm Yaaaas bítch I'm feeling myself!"
"Now..........." She paused.
Silence feel upon us.
"FOR FÚCKS SAKE TELL ME YOUR NAME!!!" Ariana screamed in my earpiece making me smirk.
"I'm waving my hand, Ariana" I said cheerfully waving in all directions.
"He's literally the hottest one here." She murmured. I don't think she meant for it to come out loud.
"Okay now your men are right behind you so tell them to keep close and split in East and West of the warehouse so that they can cover you while you enter face first." I directed them to do so.
"Steve you have four men ready to pounce on you from starboard side and Michael I think you can handle the giant who is seven-wait-six feet away from you and and two more men behind him."
"Mr. Pussycat you have two healthy men on your right and you can duck your head to get past the gate to face six..seven..eight men with ooooooohhh 2016 Loader edition rifles."
Advertisement
"Mr. Pussycat really?" I asked cracking the neck of those two men. Zach kept helping our men through their earpiece and I ducked just like she said.
"I can call you whatever I want Mr. Oatmeal Square Skirt after all you refused to say your own."
"I wonder how many name you can come up with Ari" I smirk.
"As many as you want Mr. Grasshole Cuntshit from Assville" she says sweetly.
"Uh huh what else?" I ask moving along the shelf to sheild myself from the enemy.
"Buttface Sofaseat with a dent"
"These all seem so sexual Ari, I'm getting a lil turned on" I teased her.
Silence. Muffled talking. Whispering. Then silence again.
Suddenly someone choked me from behind!
I tried to pry his hands off me but he tightened his hold. I could feel my air pipe getting blocked. Then he did the one thing he shouldn't have done.
He grabbed my hair.
"Not cool dude!" I gritted out as I took hold of his hair and used my legs to trip him, making him lose his hold on my neck. I punched him in the face hearing his jaw crack then threw him on the ground and kneed him in the guts. I picked him up and punched repeatedly in his guts until blood started coming out of his mouth.
After dropping this not cool guy on the floor I realised something.
"What the Fuck ARIANA!!!!" I screamed.
"That's what you get for not telling me your name Mr. Sexually frustrated Díckhead." She laughed enjoy my almost death.
"Stop flirting Boss, we found their Commander and the way to their snake hole." Michael said as I wiped my hands on my shirt.
~~~
"Steve that's enough for today, send these Snake heads to the cell" I commanded.
"Michael stop cutting his fingers, let's go" I rolled my eyes.
"Rest of you load the trucks with the valuables carefully and take it to the Hotel, Brian will take care of the rest."
We all got in our cars and left for the Mansion. I drove my Rover, Michael besides me and Steve in the back with Jack, another member of our group. On the way I heard some shuffling in the earpeice, it seemed like someone accidentally turned it on. I looked around if anyone else heard it but it looked like it was just my earpiece.
*Connection Noises*
"Holy shit are those abs carved they look so yummy" Ariana said.
*Connection Noises*
"You want a taste?" I heard Zach. Isn't today just a series of what the fúvk.
"Surrrreee"
*Connection Noises*
"Ohhhhhh" Ummm" I heard Ariana moaning.
I threw my earpeice out of the car and sped up the rest of the way. Michael and Steve still wondering what was up with me.
We reached home in a few minutes, they went inside while I gave final orders to my men about the prisoners.
I rushed to Zach's room and saw the scene unfold.
There were empty packets of my favourite chocolate muffins laying around and everyone else was congratulating Ariana on her surprisingly good work.
"I told you she'll be useful" Brian said sounding smug.
"She was awesome!" Zach exclaimed.
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Steve jumped to hug her in a bear hug.
"..."
Michael just stood there, annoyed as always.
Steve noticed this and then hugged her again " YOU SAVED HIS LIFE TOO!" making her laugh heartily.
Our eyes met.
She knew I was still angry.
She smirked.
I scrunched my eyebrows.
She raised her eyebrows.
That's it.
I went towards her picked her up like a sack of potatoes and marched towards my room. Time to teach her a lesson.
•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•
*
Advertisement
Black Space
Discord here: https://discord.gg/y8SPvutqyb (This link is finally one that won't expire... yay and all!)Kade Wilson is a retired Cop and an competitive Gamer. For the last 4.5 years he has held the number #1 spot on the VR World Games List. And while he did not win his last championship game he struck it rich. And to top it all off he is approached to be one of 500k hand-selected beta testers for an entirely new kind of game, an offer that he is incapable of refusing. Now he is trying to make money, take possession of relict find, stop pirates from harrassing them... all while trying to figure out who is a friend and who isn't. This is a work in progress and largely unedited. There shouldn't be too many spelling and grammar mistakes in there but then again, I am just the writer... Bear with me or contact me if you find something that is just too bad for you. Actually, I appreciate any reports of errors (spelling or continuity) that you find and let me know about. In the discord I have a dedicated channel for these reports. If you don't want to join... I do read the chapter comments. ;)There is one thing I want to point out though. And that is that I chose to place this story in a LitRPG and game universe so it doesn't have to be 100% scientifically correct. Also: Clarke's 3rd law!
8 200The Merchant and The Neutral Inn
Argent's first caravan to the Demon Oligarchy ended in failure when he got attacked by bandits and swept away by a river. Waking up in an unfamiliar place, he learns he was saved by the proprietors of a unique inn, but with a huge cost... a 500 gold debt. Chained with this debt and having lost majority of his money, Argent decides he needs to find a way to earn. Offering his expertise as a merchant, he sets his sights on improving the inn's lackluster business.
8 125Dragonlord (HP×ASOIAF)
As Master of Death, time refused to touch Harry. So, he decided to use the Veil seeing as his world was slowly dying. But the Veil, it turns out, was not what he expected. And so begins the journey of the Master of Death in Westeros.
8 192Lycaon's Echoes
Ray Alvarez has been given the worst assignment he can think of: kill the werewolf that is terrorizing a small Texas community, but when Alvarez arrives he discovers the situation is far worse than he could have imagined, and it may be too late for him to save himself or anyone else. If he is to survive Alvarez must overcome doubting politicians, an unscrupulous reporter, an egotistical SWAT team, literal ghosts from his past, and protesting hippies before a supernatural onslaught claims his life and the lives of an entire town. Lycaon's Echoes is a horror novel set in the heart of Americana, with much of the content deriving from the real world experiences of firefighters, EMTs, and law enforcement, albeit with a supernatural twist.
8 225Piece By Piece
Welcome back to Bird Island! Thanks to Red and her friends, Chuck and Bomb, life is peaceful again... almost. Now, the birds and pigs have engaged in an all-out prank war, which has no end in sight. It seems as though birds and pigs will always be enemies.But what happens when a new enemy threatens the existence of both Bird Island and Piggy Island? After everything that happened between the birds and pigs, especially Red and Leonard, could they possibly find a common ground?Sequel to Dangerous Woman, this is an AU in which Red is female.
8 138Tokyo Ghoul X reader OneShots
[Requests are closed!]You know you love these characters as much as we all do, so I made it this easer to fantasize about them! My most recent chapters are all gender neutral, and I'm trying to use they/them pronouns as much as possible! WARNING: THERE IS SWEARING, SEXUAL THEMES AND SPOILERS IN SOME OF THESE! Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Ghoul or any of its characters, who all belong to Ishida Sui.Characters featured so far:Abara HanbeeArima KishouFuruta NimutaIrimi KayaKuroiwa TakeomiMutsuki TooruNakiSasaki HaiseShirazu GinshiSuzuya JuuzouTakizawa SeidouTataraTsukiyama ShuuUrie KukiUtaVon Rosewald Karren Yomo Renji
8 172