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alphamale69: haven't talked on here in awhile wsg bbgs 💯

womanenthusiast: kys

strappedrn: stop speaking

eggosrbetterthanu: it should've stayed that way

sayclicktakeapic: nobody likes you leave

alphamale69: hey Jonathan 😍 (with x100 rizz)

sayclicktakeapic: im leaving this gc

madmaxreal: there is genuinely something wrong with steve

periodictablee: you think?

weballinfr: nah cuz tell me why i seen him trying to flirt w the worker at McDonald's earlier 💀

madmaxreal: im not even suprised

willingtocommitcrimes: bro does it w no remorse

willingtocommitcrimes: how is he not embarrassed fr

alphamale69: why would i be embarrassed

strappedrn: sick and tired.

weballinfr: gn.

mikewheelchair: nancy istg im gonna kill you next time you gaslight mom into thinking it was my turn to wash the dishes

strappedrn: I didn't gaslight her

strappedrn: it literally was your turn

mikewheelchair: bruh no it wasn't i washed them last time

strappedrn: oh yeah

strappedrn: mb💀

mikewheelchair: die

weballinfr: bro i hate when erica does that

weballinfr: and i thought she would have learned her leason after i ripped the head off her mlp doll

weballinfr: smh🙄

ladyapplejack17: nah ur js mad that mom and dad will listen to me no matter what cuz im the favorite

weballinfr: girl be so fr

ladyapplejack17: tell that to the dishes in the sink

weballinfr: i hate you

eggosrbetterthanu: me and will just wash them together

eggosrbetterthanu: then we make Jonathan clean up all the dishsoap and water on the counters

sayclicktakeapic: BRO YOU SAID THAT THE SOAP BOTTLE EXPLODED

madmaxreal: and you believed her?😭💀

sayclicktakeapic: im done

willingtocommitcrimes:

alphamale69: YEAH WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEES

alphamale69: ON A DATE NIGHT

alphamale69: GOT THAT

alphamale69 has been kicked from the

groupchat!

madmaxreal: AHHH FINALLY

weballinfr: THANK THE LORD

willingtocommitcrimes: LETS GO

periodictablee: YES I WAS SICK OF HIS ASS

strappedrn: I DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE

mikewheelchair: THANK YOU🙏

womanenthusiast: LMAOO

sayclicktakeapic: BRO FINALLY

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alphamale69: WTF

alphamale69: WHO KICKED ME FROM THE GC

womanenthusiast: HAHA L

alphamale69: THIS IS WHY UR BITCHLESS

womanenthusiast: NAH

womanenthusiast: IK UR LYING

womanenthusiast: I CONSTANTLY SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE AND NOT ONCE HAVE YOU GOTTEN INTO A RELATIONSHIP

alphamale69: THATS NOT TRUE

womanenthusiast: istg

alphamale69: PLS LET ME BACK IN THE GC🙏🥶💯

womanenthusiast: 𝑵𝒐❤️

alphamale69: I hate you

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willingtocommitcrimes: Omg Susan! you will not believe what little timmy did earlier! 😂❤️🙏🥰

madmaxreal: What did he do?🥰❤️

willingtocommitcrimes: He got into a fight today because someone said "your mom built like a refrigerator" he is such a strong warrior❤️ he takes up for his family, he never lost one fight 🥰 now we gotta get him in kung fu 🥰

willingtocommitcrimes: he only had 2 black eyes and a broken rib when he came back❤️

madmaxreal: Omg!! My kids would never do that 😂 My son Harold makes fun of me in front of his friends. He calls me "goofy ahh" whatever that means 🥰❤️

willingtocommitcrimes: thats what my daughter does!😂🥰

madmaxreal: Really? 😂

madmaxreal: Our kids are so alike 🥰🙏

willingtocommitcrimes: I know right! 🥰🙏❤️

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eggosrbetterthanu: HELP

eggosrbetterthanu: IK I DID NOT JUST CATCH MAX AND WILL TEXTING LIKE 40 YEAR OLD MOMS

weballinfr: HELP WHAT

mikewheelchair: BYE

periodictablee: PLS

madmaxreal: AHH UR MAD

madmaxreal: EVERYONE DOES THAT

willingtocommitcrimes: FRR LIKE

willingtocommitcrimes: I caught my daughter on some app called "wattpad" earlier! 😂🙏 I don't know what that is but I hope it's educational! 🥰❤️

madmaxreal: Omg same! 😂 We should look it up later and see what it is! 🥰❤️🙏

mikewheelchair: GOODBYE

weballinfr: NAH AND I THOUGHT STEVE WAS CRAZY

periodictablee: IM SO CONCERNED

willingtocommitcrimes: Susan are you coming to Bingo tonight? 🥰

madmaxreal: Not tonight sadly, baby Bartholomew caught a cold! 😔❤️

willingtocommitcrimes: Oh no! I hope he gets better soon🥺❤️🙏

mikewheelchair: I can't 😭

eggosrbetterthanu: im actually sending prayers rn😭

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i have an obsession with texting like a 40 year old church mom help😭

my wife fr 😍😍