"Single virgin." Y/n said.

Tanya huffed before she yelled out, "damnit, y/n..! One more word out of your mouth and I will murder you and kill myself afterward!"

Y/n was only brought into laughter when she said that.

Then there was a fake cough that got both of their attention. It was Lerhgen.

"Yes, Colonel Lerhgen??" Both spoke back in unison when they faced him.

Lerhgen was a little taken aback by the sudden change of the atmosphere.

It went deadly to homicidal within a split second.

Even though they were in a cafe because he walked right inside while the two were talking on what to order. Seriously, now that he thinks of it, he should've just decided to go home and relax than go inside the cafe to get a cake and coffee.

"How is your relationship together?" He asked.

"What relationship??" Y/n asked.

"I'm confused about what you're referring to us, Colonel." Tanya added.

Lerhgen felt a sweat trickle on his neck as he forced a smile on his face while saying, "you two seem close, I believe your relationship is going well?"

The two stared at him in silence.

"Are you referring to how she can yell at me within a mile radius??" Y/n wondered.

"And perhaps you're also referring to how she can punch me in the stomach within close range??" Tanya frowned.

Y/n perked up with a frown and furrowed brows.

"You deserved it." She said with crossed arms.

Lerhgen was very much confused about what the two were to each other now.

Enemies?? Rivals? Archenemies?? Or is it just nothing but sibling rivalry???

"How is it that I deserve to get hit by you every day and every night??" Tanya scoffed.

"You keep being an asshole, that's why." Y/n replied.

"Wait, every night??" Lerhgen pondered in confusion.

The two shot up.

"Our room was placed into one because it would seem better than letting us have separate rooms." Y/n blurted out.

Tanya felt a twitch on her brow.

'What a dirty liar.' she thought before she said, "I... Suppose so..."

Lerhgen forced a meek smile on his face as he said, "well, it's good to know you two are getting along well."

"Yeah, it's pretty nice. Oh, right, when are we supposed to leave for training?" Y/n said.

"Training again?" Lerhgen wondered.

Y/n smiled.

"Nope! The so-called trainers got sick so they told us we can handle it!" She said.

Lerhgen felt something bad inside his stomach when he heard that. Clutching his stomach without much attention, he continued to force a smile on his face as he nodded lightly.

"Is that so?" He said.

"Yes, they wanted us both to do it since they're having a hard time on some... Men." Tanya said.

"We're gonna be sent off to handle assholes." Y/n shrugged.

"Oh, I... I see." Lerhgen said.

"Come to think of it, we're leaving tomorrow if I can recall, is that right?" Y/n said.

Tanya nodded.

...

"Waiting for the train is boring." Y/n commented while holding her suitcase.

Tanya chuckled as she stood beside her.

"You'll have to get used to it." She said.

"Waiting for anything is boring too." Y/n huffed.

Tanya smiled lightly as she held her own suitcase firmly while saying, "you think so, y/n?"

"Hey, I don't usually ride trains back in Japan! I walk because walking keeps me in an average state of being close to healthy." Y/n said before continuing with, "unlike you who must be always busy with everything but still probably have time to have balanced meals and regular exercises."

Tanya chuckled again.

"You never cease to amaze me, y/n." She commented.

Y/n perked up and said, "really!??"

"Nevermind, I take it back." Tanya scoffed.

Y/n grinned as she nudged Tanya's shoulder with a poke.

"You're starting to like me, ehh? Oldy?" She snickered.

Tanya felt a tad heat around her cheeks as she nudged y/n back.

"Keep it down. We're not alone in the train station, y/n." She said while averting eye contact.

Y/n chuckled under a hand.

"What a cranky dude." She scoffed as the sound of the train got loud and soon it came into view for them.

...

"These types of train suck don't you think?" Y/n commented while placing her suitcase beside her.

Tanya sat opposite and faced her as she said, "and why would that be?"

Y/n shrugged before she said, "because you get to sit and probably face a stranger's face in front of you? Or have an awkward silence and just stare at each other??"

Tanya chuckled as she glanced out the window.

"Terrible." She commented.

"I mean... If you open up a conversation with someone and then they don't respond it's like you just opened a door from another world and they won't open it back for you!" Y/n said.

"You have the weirdest of imaginations, you brat." Tanya said.

"And you suck at talking to generations for some apparent reasons, boomer." Y/n said.

"Excuse me what year did you die?" Tanya huffed.

"Hmm... Somewhere between 2018 to 2020 or something... I'm not even sure if I got shanked or if I did survive but died differently." Y/n said.

Tanya hummed.

"Is that so..." She sighed.

"I guess I'm mentally the older one." She continued.

"You're physically close to being in my age but I bet I can get taller than you." Y/n scoffed.

"Are you trying to target me for insecurities, y/n?" Tanya deadpanned.

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not." Y/n snickered.

Tanya meekly smiled.

"Then don't. Being short makes it seem like I'm someone insignificant." She said.

"Aww... You feel insignificant because of your height?" Y/n cooed.

Teasing Tanya as she crossed her legs while looking smug.

"Stop."

That was the only thing Tanya had to say.

"Cat's got your tongue, Tanya?" Y/n said.

"No, you got it." Tanya answered.